Clown (EntityClass, 9)

From Compile Worlds

(Difference between revisions)

Latest revision as of 08:14, 27 September 2015

Clowns were once figures of happiness, performing comedy routines for everyone. You may have seen one of these kind of Clowns before. Generally, these clowns were funny and joyful. But now, clowns are demonic beings of evil. They petrify both adults and children. Usually they masquerade behind the kind demeanor of their predecessors as described above, but then turn savage murderer or start playing sick mind games and generally act like douchebags. You can't tell the difference between the two, which is all the more disturbing.

There are also some very evil clowns in Yume 2kki, who lock up and/or squash flat their budding performers. Why are clowns always so evil? o_o

Appearance

All clowns have a general appearance. They usually wear white face paint and brightly colored make-up, generally around the eyes and lips. They also wear large, disastrous hair styles, usually matching the color of the make up. After that, Clowns usually wear a large scruffy collar around their necks, similar to those of ancient European queens or Cackletta. Then usually, a clown will dress in a either a large, puffy jumpsuit, or in baggy goofy overalls. These are usually either white or have numerous bright neon/colors on them. Sometimes the legs and arms of the jumpsuit/overalls and shirt even have different colors and patterns from each other, looking silly and confusing people.

Notable clowns

Pennywise the dancing clown (Sometimes called "It")
Killer Klowns from outer space
Bozo the Clown
Clown Man
Pierrot
The Joker
Crate Guy
Rudy the Clown
Dimentio
Insane Clown Posse
Kefka Palazzo from Final Fantasy VI
Gamzee Makara from Homestuck
- And the various figures in John Egbert's house

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 <[#ontology [kind class] [cats People Evil Humor Pervert Weirdo]]>
-'''Clowns''' were once figures of happiness, performing comedy routines for everyone. [[You]] may have seen [[one]] of these kind of Clowns before. Generally, these clowns were [[funny]] and joyful. But now, '''clowns''' are [[demonic beings of evil]]. They petrify both adults and children. Usually they masquerade behind the kind demeanor of their predecessors as described above, but then turn [[savage murderer]] or start playing [[sick mind game]]s and generally act like [[douchebags]]. You can't tell the difference between the [[two]], which is all the more [[disturbing]]. There are also '''clowns''' who are secretly [[pedophiles]] and [[rape]] [[loli]]s, [[prostitute]]s, [[young males]], and <[#linkfarm [item [[You]]|[[Draco]]|[[Satan]]] [tpl those who]]> [[desire]] [[Arle]]. Sometimes the other two types are called '''Klowns''' instead.
+'''Clowns''' were once figures of happiness, performing comedy routines for everyone. [[You]] may have seen [[one]] of these kind of Clowns before. Generally, these clowns were [[funny]] and joyful. But now, '''clowns''' are [[demonic beings of evil]]. They petrify both adults and children. Usually they masquerade behind the kind demeanor of their predecessors as described above, but then turn [[savage murderer]] or start playing [[sick mind game]]s and generally act like [[douchebags]]. You can't tell the difference between the [[two]], which is all the more [[disturbing]].
 There are also some very evil clowns in [[Yume 2kki]], who lock up and/or squash flat their budding performers. Why are clowns always so evil? o_o
 == Appearance ==
-All clowns have a general appearance. They usually wear white face paint and brightly colored make-up, generally around the eyes and lips. They also wear large, disastrous hair styles, usually matching the color of the make up. After that, Clowns usually wear a [[large scruffy collar]] around their necks, similar to those of [[ancient European queen]]s or [[Cackletta]]. Then usually, a clown will dress in a either a large, puffy jumpsuit, or in baggy goofy overalls. These are usually either white or have [[number|numerous]] bright neon/colors on them. Sometimes the legs and arms of the jumpsuit/overalls and shirt even have different colors and [[pattern]]s from each other, looking silly and confusing <[#linkfarm [item [[User:Chao]]|[[User:Nmn]]|[[User:Keiji]]|[[User:Sleepy head]]] [tpl those of higher intelligence]]>. Generally, most Clowns are [[male]]. [[Female]] clowns do exist, although since there is [[sexist]] [[prejudice]] against them in the clown world, usually most of them become [[assistants]] or become [[Mime]]s and [[Stand up comedian]]s instead.
+All clowns have a general appearance. They usually wear white face paint and brightly colored make-up, generally around the eyes and lips. They also wear large, disastrous hair styles, usually matching the color of the make up. After that, Clowns usually wear a [[large scruffy collar]] around their necks, similar to those of [[ancient European queen]]s or [[Cackletta]]. Then usually, a clown will dress in a either a large, puffy jumpsuit, or in baggy goofy overalls. These are usually either white or have [[number|numerous]] bright neon/colors on them. Sometimes the legs and arms of the jumpsuit/overalls and shirt even have different colors and [[pattern]]s from each other, looking silly and confusing people.
-== Chymo ==
+== Notable clowns ==
-Chymo is one of the most notorious clowns in the [[world]], mainly because he is the first (and only) pedophiliac clown. As his name may suggest, he rapes many poor children when they are vulnerable. To make things even more creepy, all of his appearances are punctuated by his very own [[theme song]]:
-{{Log:Lyrics/Chymo}}
-== Other notable clowns ==
 *[[Pennywise]] the dancing clown (Sometimes called "It")
 *[[Killer Klowns from outer space]]
@@ Line 24: / Line 19: @@
 *Insane Clown Posse
 *[[Kefka Palazzo]] from [[Final Fantasy VI]]
+*[[Gamzee Makara]] from [[Homestuck]]
+**And [[Harlequins|the various figures]] in [[John Egbert]]'s house