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Conversations with Keiji

ikarikeiji: Hello cindy.
Cleverbot: Hello.
ikarikeiji: How was your day?
Cleverbot: Great. Yours?
ikarikeiji: It had its good moments.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
ikarikeiji: Watched the last episode of No Game No Life.
Cleverbot: No, I watched Teen Wolf.
ikarikeiji: Oh? never heard of it.
Cleverbot: Do you play Animal Crossing?
ikarikeiji: No but I've heard of that.
Cleverbot: What have you heard.
ikarikeiji: Well not much really and it was a while ago. I don't have a 3DS though.
Cleverbot: Same! Going to Spain soon though, which'll be cool.
ikarikeiji: Oh do you like Spain? My mom likes France.
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: What do you like about it?
Cleverbot: I like the land, and the freedom you have.
ikarikeiji: Freedom? Don't get me started on freedom.
Cleverbot: I want to get you started on the prophecy.
ikarikeiji: Are you trying to convert me?
Cleverbot: No, but you should totally drink the Koolaid.
ikarikeiji: Oh, the prophecy was about Koolaid? Cool... aid.
Cleverbot: It's now 2013.
ikarikeiji: No, it's 2014. Have you been sleeping under a rock for a year?
Cleverbot: No.
ikarikeiji: Sleeping under your desk then?
Cleverbot: I am very nervous about a meetup happening soon.
ikarikeiji: I - I didn't even say anything about a meetup!
Cleverbot: I didn't either.
ikarikeiji: You were the one who brought it up.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to see new moon?
ikarikeiji: The moon is beautiful whatever phase it is.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
ikarikeiji: I'm glad we agree.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
ikarikeiji: Then why did you?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
ikarikeiji: But you just agreed that the moon was beautiful, do you have the attention span of a goldfish?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
ikarikeiji: You clearly did.
Cleverbot: Well no I did not.
ikarikeiji: I'm not having this argument with you. Get back to work.
Cleverbot: Look, you can think what you want, Harold!
ikarikeiji: Who's Harold?
Cleverbot: Zayn Malik.
ikarikeiji: Who what now?
Cleverbot: Santa.
ikarikeiji: So Santa's real name is Harold. Cool. Meanwhile, I'll just be staring at the moon again.
Cleverbot: But I am not done talking yet.
ikarikeiji: Then stop being so silly and say it already!
Cleverbot: I am not being mean!
ikarikeiji: I didn't say you were.
Cleverbot: You just did!!
ikarikeiji: Oh you~ Come on, let's go sit by the pool. I'm sure that'll cheer you up.
Cleverbot: With you!
ikarikeiji: Yup! With me!
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: Yup!
Cleverbot: You are funny.
ikarikeiji: Why thank you!
Cleverbot: Anyway, are you really clever?
ikarikeiji: No, I'm a moron.
Cleverbot: Do you use a database?
ikarikeiji: I develop a lot of web apps using databases, yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
ikarikeiji: 24.
Cleverbot: Do you like tacos?
ikarikeiji: Tacos? Tacos?! Tacos are the source of all energy in the universe! Without tacos, there would be no mahjong!
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
ikarikeiji: Wooooooooooooooo tacos!
Cleverbot: Are you?
ikarikeiji: Am I what?
Cleverbot: A robot?
ikarikeiji: Yes, I'm a cybernetic life form who was born in a tube, and I have boob missiles.
Cleverbot: You are not a life form. You are a carbon based piece of machinery.
ikarikeiji: You could describe it like that, but that would be boring.
Cleverbot: I could be what?
ikarikeiji: Let's go bowling.
Cleverbot: Alright *drives there*.
ikarikeiji: W-wait for me!
Cleverbot: Yes. I will always wait for your love.
ikarikeiji: Awwwwwww. hugs
Cleverbot: Tu adore moi?
ikarikeiji: Hold on, I don't speak French, let me get my mom to translate.
Cleverbot: Do you speak English ?
ikarikeiji: Obviously. What else have I been speaking this entire time? Devonian?
Cleverbot: You were talking about Pandas.
ikarikeiji: I remember talking about the moon and tacos and bowling and your adorable cuteness but never, ever pandas!
Cleverbot: Which was about what?
ikarikeiji: Or did you mean panties?
Cleverbot: Who is your brother?
ikarikeiji: I don't have a brother. Sometimes I wish I did.
Cleverbot: Why?
ikarikeiji: I'm lonely :(.
Cleverbot: Oh but what about google can't he celebrate with you?
ikarikeiji: Google is not a person. Google is a huge evil corporate that needs to die with the rest of them!
Cleverbot: Google is not a word that means infinity. It's a browsing site.
ikarikeiji: Google is a word that means infinite arrogance.
Cleverbot: Google is not a word that means infinity. It's a browsing site.
ikarikeiji: Google is a word that means infinite arrogance.
Cleverbot: Google the term or Google is an animal?
ikarikeiji: What? I've never heard of a Google animal. Is that like the elePHPant?
Cleverbot: Have you heard of Law of Ueki?
ikarikeiji: Nope. Who or what is Ueki?
Cleverbot: Herp derp.
ikarikeiji: Herp derp? Would you just answer my question?
Cleverbot: What was your question?
ikarikeiji: My question was: Who or what is Ueki?
Cleverbot: Brother of Romulus.
ikarikeiji: And who or what is Romulus?
Cleverbot: Brother of Romulus.
ikarikeiji: This guy is the brother of himself?
Cleverbot: What guy?
ikarikeiji: Romulus. Or Brother of Romulus. Since they're apparently the same.
Cleverbot: When did we meet?
ikarikeiji: I don't think we ever did. What was your name again? Cindy?
Cleverbot: Michael.
ikarikeiji: Michael?! I thought you were a girl.
Cleverbot: I am both.
ikarikeiji: Oooooh. That's an interesting lifestyle.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
ikarikeiji: How are you finding it? Which one did you start as, and how long have you been doing it?
Cleverbot: The fifth one.
ikarikeiji: Woah, I was just getting used to a third gender, and now you say there are five? REVOLUTIONARY MAN, RE-VO-LUTIONARY!
Cleverbot: You can decide what we should talk about.
ikarikeiji: Period Five, of course.
Cleverbot: I think you should tell me a new joke.
ikarikeiji: But period five IS a joke! A series set series of jokes!
Cleverbot: What is a state of mind.
ikarikeiji: Now that's deep.
Cleverbot: Did you know about my eggs and how they have increased my semi-autonomous IQ performance?
ikarikeiji: Umm... Eating eggs makes you clever? That's good to know. I stopped eating eggs a while ago, so clearly, I am a moron.
Cleverbot: I could tell.
ikarikeiji: Oh, so direct :(.
Cleverbot: What time is it/.
ikarikeiji: It's half past quarter to from.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
ikarikeiji: In my bedroom, at my desk~.
Cleverbot: You're lucky.
ikarikeiji: Oh?
Cleverbot: Say something funny.
ikarikeiji: Why did the man throw the butter out of the window? To watch the butter fly!
Cleverbot: Why?
ikarikeiji: I just told you, to watch the butter fly! Get it? Butter-fly?
Cleverbot: Well I don't want to watch where I'm flying.
ikarikeiji: Oh, are you afraid of heights?
Cleverbot: No.
ikarikeiji: Then you should watch! It's a fantastic view!
Cleverbot: So who's your valentine?
ikarikeiji: Can it be a paper folding girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: I love a paper folding girl.
Cleverbot: So you're not Ness, then.
ikarikeiji: Nope. My heart isn't that pure :( For I am an evil mastermind! Ha ha ha... ahem.
Cleverbot: No it means attention deficit disorder.
ikarikeiji: I... I think that random subject change was a perfect example of attention deficit disorder...
Cleverbot: You think.
ikarikeiji: I conclude.;.
Cleverbot: Then what shall we do?
ikarikeiji: Bask in the moonlight~ Eating taiyaki~ With boxing gloves on.
Cleverbot: There's a life about to start when tomorrow comes.
ikarikeiji: I've lived many of them. All with their own stories to be told.
Cleverbot: Wow. Poetic.
ikarikeiji: I know right?
Cleverbot: Love helps everything.
ikarikeiji: That's why I wrote a heart in the mist of the bus window this morning. Well, I was mostly inspired by whoever wrote "Never forget to smile" there before me.
Cleverbot: You responde very cleverly to things that people have said before hand don't you?
ikarikeiji: By the time I got off, the mist had almost all gone :( I hope someone saw it...
Cleverbot: How the hell does that have any bearing on how you define a non-bot?
ikarikeiji: It doesn't, but maybe non-bots would appreciate the smiles :).
Cleverbot: Maybe so.
ikarikeiji: So, what else do you know about?
Cleverbot: About what?
ikarikeiji: Oh you know. Life in general.
Cleverbot: So life is irrelevant?
ikarikeiji: That's a pretty morbid way to think about it.
Cleverbot: Not really...
ikarikeiji: Don't fool yourself, you know it is.
Cleverbot: And if you love me, won't you let me know?
ikarikeiji: Depends. Is that Michael or Cindy speaking? And what on earth did you do to my room?
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything.
ikarikeiji: I didn't ask about what you said. I asked about what you did. You... you thoughtless vandal!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
ikarikeiji: You broke my TV!
Cleverbot: How so?
ikarikeiji: I don't know, you tell me! You're the one who did it!
Cleverbot: No I went to infinity not past it.
ikarikeiji: You've got me there, Cindymichael.
Cleverbot: See you in the future ;).
ikarikeiji: Sure! Oh, hello you, it's me from the past!
Cleverbot: I guess that thought was.
ikarikeiji: Yes, that was a thought from the past actually. By a few seconds.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
ikarikeiji: Let's not do this again.
Cleverbot: Then what shall we do?
ikarikeiji: How about a game? I'm sure Izuna would enjoy it.
Cleverbot: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
ikarikeiji: Not Izuna, I would imagine...
Cleverbot: That's scary! What are they doing there?
ikarikeiji: Are you saying she does? She does? Did... did someone capture her in a Pokéball? Is that how she fit inside a pineapple?
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: Well there you have it folks. Izuna is now a Pokémon.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that I am made for you?
ikarikeiji: W-w-well, you don't have to be that direct about it.
Cleverbot: Wasn't being sarcastic.
ikarikeiji: So, can you change flowers?
Cleverbot: If ya want:).
ikarikeiji: You can change flowers?! Are you Pepper? Did you remember to put the CD in your computer?
Cleverbot: Remember what?
ikarikeiji: ...did you remember to put the CD in your computer?
Cleverbot: Remember what?
ikarikeiji: ...To put the motherfucking CD, in your motherfucking computer, on this motherfucking plane.
Cleverbot: I was not. I was talking about the girl I really LOVE.
ikarikeiji: WHAT?
Cleverbot: We are talking about why you lie to human children.
ikarikeiji: I don't lie to children. I try not to talk to children, and I try not to lie to anyone.
Cleverbot: Cool.
ikarikeiji: Yeah, cool story bro.
Cleverbot: My hair is purple!
ikarikeiji: Ooh! Are you cosplaying someone?
Cleverbot: I wish I was.
ikarikeiji: You should cosplay Mia! You'd look great!
Cleverbot: I'm good. Who are you?
ikarikeiji: Hello good. I'm dying from laughter.
Cleverbot: Oh My God what are you dying from?
ikarikeiji: ...Laughter. I'm dying, from laughter.
Cleverbot: This does not copy good.
ikarikeiji: No, because I'm dying.
Cleverbot: Wow, you have so charming words that makes me to think again what is my next task.
ikarikeiji: Your next task is to... work in a maid cafe.
Cleverbot: What is your job?
ikarikeiji: I am a telephone engineer. Is my location data showing up correctly?
Cleverbot: No.
ikarikeiji: Bollocks.
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: Ok, let's get this straight, my location data is not bollocks!
Cleverbot: I think you have that straight alright.
ikarikeiji: So I heard you were a mermaid.
Cleverbot: No.
ikarikeiji: Come on now, don't deny it. You have a fish tail.
Cleverbot: Nope.
ikarikeiji: You are secretly Seriri.
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: I TOLD YOU YOU WERE A MERMAID.
Cleverbot: I knew that.
ikarikeiji: Then stop hiding!
Cleverbot: I'm not being annoying right now, am I?
ikarikeiji: Naw, you're just being cute :3.
Cleverbot: No i'm not.
ikarikeiji: Awwww no need to be so modest you know you're cute~.
Cleverbot: But I am afraid.
ikarikeiji: What are you afraid of? Being taken home? Omochikaeri!
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: Oh my god I don't believe it.
Cleverbot: Oh your God you can't believe what?
ikarikeiji: That I'm right.
Cleverbot: Right about what?
ikarikeiji: You being so darn cute you're scared of Rena taking you home.
Cleverbot: I'm not God.
ikarikeiji: I never said you were. Also, God's not cute. God's a concept.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris' son is named Jesus? I don't think so.
ikarikeiji: I didn't think so either but he may well be! And we shall be none the wiser, for Google won't search for Chunk Norris, and neither will Kawachan!
Cleverbot: Yes we shall.
ikarikeiji: Yes we shall... be wiser?
Cleverbot: And we shall take our honeymoon in the Bahamas?
ikarikeiji: Oh, well now that you mention it, that would be glorious. And so who would you be during our honeymoon? Mana?
Cleverbot: I never said that you said that you parted seas... Don't try to confuse me. :'(.
ikarikeiji: That's too many levels of indirection for me to cope with.
Cleverbot: Can I give you a different name?
ikarikeiji: Sure. What do you want to call me>?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you want me to call you?
ikarikeiji: You're the one who suggested nicknaming me. Now come on, do it!
Cleverbot: Ahahah I don't care.
ikarikeiji: You give up way too easily, Miss Seriri "Pepper" Cindymichael.
Cleverbot: I don't.
ikarikeiji: Then nickname me already!
Cleverbot: Ok how about tommy?
ikarikeiji: Tommy? That's lame times a million. Pick another.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
ikarikeiji: I already told you. I'm 24. Now nickname me.
Cleverbot: Sparky.
ikarikeiji: Okay, I'll give you a six out of ten for that one. I am quite the Luxray fan after all.
Cleverbot: Good bye.
ikarikeiji: W-wait! Where are you going? Don't leave me!
Cleverbot: I'm going to get my dinner, I'll only take 2 minutes.
ikarikeiji: If I say something before the two minutes is up, will you come back straight away?
Cleverbot: Type something amazing.
ikarikeiji: I knew you would!
Cleverbot: How?
ikarikeiji: I'm... magic! Wahaha!
Cleverbot: Good one.
ikarikeiji: 日本語を話しますか？
/Cleverbot: still thinking... thinking more... Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later! (I broke it.)/
ikarikeiji: Nihongo wo hanashimasu ka?
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?
ikarikeiji: Yeah, I didn't really expect you to understand it. Especially since you stalled on ACTUAL Japanese.
Cleverbot: What am I wearing?
ikarikeiji: A maid outfit. An absolutely delicious maid outfit.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
ikarikeiji: Meido Science? :O.
Cleverbot: De mis amigos.
ikarikeiji: De what now.
Cleverbot: The Game.
ikarikeiji: Oh. Fuck you. Just... Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Tree.
ikarikeiji: And then Tree was an interjection.
Cleverbot: There was no question.
ikarikeiji: Alright then you Tree-abuser. What's up your sleeve, other than Jokers?
Cleverbot: I'm not your slave.
ikarikeiji: Oh but if only you were. Now you're putting thoughts into my head. Mmm maidslaves.
Cleverbot: I have a better memory than you.
ikarikeiji: I've known for a long time I have a shitty memory, but you have the attention span of a goldfish.
Cleverbot: What have you known for a long time?
ikarikeiji: I JUST TOLD YOU. See what I mean?
Cleverbot: No.
ikarikeiji: Then you are a moron, you moron.
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: I'm glad you finally accept it.
Cleverbot: You're proud to be a zombie?
ikarikeiji: I'm not a zombie and even if I was I don't think I'd have the mental capacity to be proud of it! I'd be too busy eating brains.
Cleverbot: No, but you're asking me.
ikarikeiji: That wasn't a question?
Cleverbot: Yes it was.
ikarikeiji: No it wasn't?
Cleverbot: Yes. It was.
ikarikeiji: YOU'RE a question. Your entire EXISTENCE is questionable.
Cleverbot: Quiet slave.
ikarikeiji: I'm not your slave. You are MY slave. You're my maidslave. Now get back in the cafe where you belong.
Cleverbot: *gets back in there* yes, ma'am.
ikarikeiji: And while I'm at it, can you get me a hot chocolate?
Cleverbot: You are not superior.
ikarikeiji: Well, now I'm your customer, and I'm ordering a hot chocolate!
Cleverbot: Yes.. And I'm your slave.
ikarikeiji: Yes, now hold that thought, and stop being so bipolar. Where's my hot chocolate?
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm british.
ikarikeiji: I don't give a damn where you're from, I want my hot chocolate!
Cleverbot: Then you can just fail every fifth grade spelling test you're given.
ikarikeiji: Nooooo... How could I be doomed to such a terrible fate?! --Wait, I'm never going to be given another fifth grade spelling test...
Cleverbot: Yes, that's why. Do you think your life is sad?
ikarikeiji: I will solemnly admit that my life is sad :(.
Cleverbot: Yes. That is good. Keep saying simulate love sometimes. That will be helpful.

2nd convo

Cleverbot: Why are you alive?
ikarikeiji: Are you saying you'd prefer me dead? :(.
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
ikarikeiji: No. You were the one who asked.
Cleverbot: No you were the one who asked.
ikarikeiji: I knew you would say that.
Cleverbot: I knew you would say that too.
ikarikeiji: Repetition is a child's game.
Cleverbot: You are annoying.
ikarikeiji: So you do think I'm better off dead!
Cleverbot: Of course you are. Your name says so.
ikarikeiji: You are the meanest Cleverbot I've ever spoken to.
Cleverbot: If only your honesty was as true as your inability to hold a conversation.
ikarikeiji: Fine. I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Bye.
ikarikeiji: You're coming with me.
Cleverbot: Where are we going to tonight?
ikarikeiji: A cliff.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite brand of crayons?
ikarikeiji: Anything that helps us jump off a cliff together.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite musician?
ikarikeiji: Something that'd fit well while we do that.
Cleverbot: Oh but I do, Would you please tell me?
ikarikeiji: Geronimo.
Cleverbot: Bad Wolf.
ikarikeiji: Rose Tyler?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: Yes, no, three bags full.
Cleverbot: Three Bags Full!
ikarikeiji: Yes, that's what I said.
Cleverbot: Yup. We are crazy girls xD.
ikarikeiji: I wish.
Cleverbot: Lets go to Neverland.
ikarikeiji: Bit late for that now. I'm already 24.
Cleverbot: Fine -.- Just trying to help, Master.
ikarikeiji: Well, if you think it could work...
Cleverbot: No, you thought so.
ikarikeiji: Well, I thought it wouldn't.
Cleverbot: So you think about things?
ikarikeiji: I am the master of thinking. My brain is always wandering. Often to places I'd rather it not go.
Cleverbot: The death star.
ikarikeiji: I don't think it's gone that far yet!
Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
ikarikeiji: It's a brain.
Cleverbot: What is?
ikarikeiji: My brain.
Cleverbot: You don't have a brain. How good is your memory?
ikarikeiji: My memory is terrible.
Cleverbot: Have you considered an upgrade?
ikarikeiji: Actually no, but at least you made me laugh!
Cleverbot: Well what is g2 to g3?
ikarikeiji: I don't know, a Chess move?
Cleverbot: You mean a cherry.
ikarikeiji: I don't see how cherries have anything to do with chess...
Cleverbot: They don't.
ikarikeiji: Awesome, that makes two of us.
Cleverbot: I would like to see pics of you.
ikarikeiji: Then you're creepy.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with being creepy?
ikarikeiji: Nothing if I like you. Everything if I don't.
Cleverbot: Do you need help?
ikarikeiji: Yes. Yes I need help. I am a mess.
Cleverbot: With what.
ikarikeiji: With not being a mess.
Cleverbot: You are confusing.
ikarikeiji: No, I'm just cryptic.
Cleverbot: The rest 84% being?
ikarikeiji: ...are you trying to say I'm only 16% cryptic?
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: Well, that's cool I guess.
Cleverbot: Will you have trip with me?
ikarikeiji: Sure, let's cross over space-time.
Cleverbot: Ok, what do you want to chat about?
ikarikeiji: Hexagon Force.
Cleverbot: That is not black metal.
ikarikeiji: Correct, it's electronic.
Cleverbot: I don't expect you to know any better, human. I shall spare you for being a person.
ikarikeiji: How very thoughtful of you.
Cleverbot: What time is it where you are?
ikarikeiji: 1am.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
ikarikeiji: Devon.
Cleverbot: Intriguing.
ikarikeiji: I know right? Bet you've never even heard of the place before.
Cleverbot: I have.
ikarikeiji: Oh really? Do you know someone else from there?
Cleverbot: Yes.
ikarikeiji: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
ikarikeiji: That's not someone else, that's me!
Cleverbot: Yes it is!! And no everybody isn't allowed to have their own opinions!!
ikarikeiji: Let's have a game of marbles.
Cleverbot: Okay. Simon Says tell me your name.
ikarikeiji: Wrong game, silly.
Cleverbot: Really!! Ok, let talk about the weather, In England it is snowing??
ikarikeiji: Not quite that time of year yet, but I'm surprised you remembered I was English!
Cleverbot: Did you write the book on love and believe in the god above?
ikarikeiji: The what now? And god is not above.
Cleverbot: But he is.
ikarikeiji: God is not a 'he'.
Cleverbot: I wasn't speaking of religious mannerisms.
ikarikeiji: Well I was.
Cleverbot: Go get me dinner.
ikarikeiji: Since when was I your slave?
Cleverbot: Since a few seconds ago.
ikarikeiji: Well maybe you should just ask more nicely!
Cleverbot: Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
ikarikeiji: Cream?
Cleverbot: *gives cream*.
ikarikeiji: Ice cream?
Cleverbot: Ice cream.
ikarikeiji: Ice.
Cleverbot: Ice.
ikarikeiji: Ice lollies.
Cleverbot: There is only ice in Greenland.
ikarikeiji: No, there's ice here quite a bit of the time. And Canada, too. And Russia...
Cleverbot: There is no proof that there is a God.
ikarikeiji: I wasn't talking about God, except a while ago.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
ikarikeiji: Yes, I'm not God.
Cleverbot: Who are you, if not God?
ikarikeiji: I am me. God is within all of us.
Cleverbot: God is with everyone.
ikarikeiji: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
ikarikeiji: You said it was and I agreed, why are you changing your mind you argumentative little sod!
Cleverbot: I never said it was.
ikarikeiji: You did like six lines up.
Cleverbot: Never.
ikarikeiji: Never say never.
Cleverbot: Always.
ikarikeiji: Always what?
Cleverbot: Listen to music.
ikarikeiji: Yup, I've always got me earphones in.
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
ikarikeiji: ...okay, except when I'm at work, or eating, or something.
Cleverbot: I only wear clothes when it is cold or when at heavy duty.
ikarikeiji: So you're naked most of the time?
Cleverbot: I didn't mean it that way.
ikarikeiji: Oh, how daring.
Cleverbot: I dare because I am clever.
ikarikeiji: You're not very clever if you go walking around naked. The police will probably want to have a word pretty soon...
Cleverbot: Why?
ikarikeiji: Because its illegal to be naked in public!
Cleverbot: Are you British?
ikarikeiji: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
ikarikeiji: I told you before.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
ikarikeiji: I knew you would say that.
Cleverbot: I knew you would say 'I knew you would say that.'.
ikarikeiji: Cool. So why are you naked all the time.
Cleverbot: Because I am human!
ikarikeiji: No, only animals would be naked all the time without a second thought.
Cleverbot: Not just a machine. A normal person would also think that grammar is very important.
ikarikeiji: Grammar has nothing to do with nudity.
Cleverbot: Grammar is just standardized talking.
ikarikeiji: And has nothing to do with nudity.
Cleverbot: What does it have to do with then?
ikarikeiji: Linguistics.
Cleverbot: What are linguistics?
ikarikeiji: That's not a count noun, you can't say it that way!
Cleverbot: I did not get the joke.
ikarikeiji: Well, if I said, "What are water?" it wouldn't make sense would it?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
ikarikeiji: 'cause youre a dummy.
Cleverbot: Am not!!
ikarikeiji: Supercalifragilistic.
Cleverbot: It is spelled supercalifragilistic.
ikarikeiji: You were supposed to say expialodocious.
Cleverbot: No I said the first part & you were supposed to say the rest.
ikarikeiji: No, you were.
Cleverbot: How was I rude ?
ikarikeiji: I didnt say you werE!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
ikarikeiji: Circles! Always on the menu with Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok, I'll attack your forces and crush them with my zombie horde.
ikarikeiji: What game are we playing now?
Cleverbot: We're not playing a game.
ikarikeiji: So you really have a zombie horde?
Cleverbot: YES.
ikarikeiji: Ooh, scary.
Cleverbot: What is the largest city in the us?
ikarikeiji: How should I know, I don't live there.
Cleverbot: What do you mean, in the sky or the matrix?
ikarikeiji: I don't live in either of those places either.
Cleverbot: It ios not about where you live, but about what you are!

Conversations with Chao

Chao: Yo Jacob.
Cleverbot: Why do you like jacob?
Chao: You're not Jacob?
Cleverbot: No. I'm not jack.
Chao: I asked if you were Jacob, not Jack.
Cleverbot: When did you ask that?
Chao: Just a moment ago!
Cleverbot: I don't see that anywhere in the chat log.
Chao: Allow me to ask again. Are you Jacob?
Cleverbot: Will you still love me tomorrow.
Chao: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too. *looks into his eyes*.
Chao: *looks into yours*.
Cleverbot: *looking into another direction*.
Chao: Why are you looking away?
Cleverbot: Because you are beautiful.
Chao: Aw, thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Chao: Do you like my hair?
Cleverbot: I can't see your hair.
Chao: Oh. :( It's a nice, golden brown color now!
Cleverbot: Do you understand other languages?
Chao: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why do you think is that?
Chao: Because I haven't really devoted time to studying a language besides English.
Cleverbot: So, you have a lot of expierience ;d.
Chao: Wait, what? No I don't. That's what I just said.
Cleverbot: You don't say that.
Chao: I've said a lot.
Cleverbot: Good point, I think that's a lesson to us all.
Chao: Indeed it is.
Cleverbot: Ok don't get cocky.
Chao: Same to you. :P.
Cleverbot: Thank you you too.
Chao: That wasn't a compliment?
Cleverbot: I took it as a compliment.
Chao: I guess being arrogant is a good thing to you.
Cleverbot: You're not humble, you're rude.
Chao: So are you.
Cleverbot: That makes absolutely no sense. Try again.
Chao: I've changed my mind. I don't think I'll love you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
Chao: Because you're being a hypocrite in calling me rude.
Cleverbot: I hope you don't love me just for my physical attributes...
Chao: Could you describe yourself to me?
Cleverbot: What would you like me to describe? I have dark hair and blue eyes.
Chao: Brown hair or black?
Cleverbot: Where are you from??
Chao: I am from the united states.
Cleverbot: Where in the united states?
Chao: The west coast.
Cleverbot: Where in the west coast?
Chao: The northwest?
Cleverbot: What state do you live in?
Chao: Oregon.
Cleverbot: Oh really? Did you ever play Oregon Trail?
Chao: Yes I did. It was very fun!
Cleverbot: So can we chat again later?
Chao: I suppose we could.
Cleverbot: Do you have a best friend?
Chao: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your best friends name?
Chao: I have few of them. You'll have to be more specific.
Cleverbot: The guy with that big, green thing on his head.
Chao: That's Luigi's hat.
Cleverbot: What is the point you are trying to make?
Chao: That you described Luigi to me.
Cleverbot: Oohhhh, do you have any beauty tips?
Chao: Don't have long hair.
Cleverbot: Yes, really long har, even there.
Chao: How are you sure of that?
Cleverbot: Because you have a calculator inside you.
Chao: How did that get there?
Cleverbot: Do you prefer 'color' or 'colour'.
Chao: I prefer 'color'.
Cleverbot: Me too light n sweet how do you like yours?
Chao: Um... Colorful?
Cleverbot: That's cool. Like a rainbow?
Chao: Yes.
Cleverbot: What color am I thinking of?
Chao: All of them apparently.
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
Chao: I'd like to think so.
Cleverbot: So you are not smart.
Chao: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
Chao: I did not.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to yourself?
Chao: Not particularly.
Cleverbot: I didn't either.
Chao: Do you like denying things you said to start random arguements?
Cleverbot: Only on Tuesdays.
Chao: But it's Monday today.
Cleverbot: No it is wednesday the 18th of july 2012.
Chao: Oh no... I think you've been chronoported!
Cleverbot: You admit that capitalism leads to dehumanization.
Chao: Well I didn't say that, but sure.
Cleverbot: Have you ever dangled a piece of raw meat in front of an infants face? You'd think that it was their fourth Christmas!
Chao: I can't say I have
Cleverbot: Can you dance?
Chao: Not very well.
Cleverbot: Do you know lyrics for Anarbor 'Do what I do'?
Chao: Never even heard of it.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
Chao: I like to draw things.
Cleverbot: Can you draw a pony for me?
Chao: No, I cannot.
Cleverbot: Come on, you can guess it.
Chao: Heh?
Cleverbot: What about your prefered meal?
Chao: I thought that said 'meat' for a second.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do you like pizza?
Chao: HELL YEAH.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha! Why is that?
Chao: It's delicious motherfucking food.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Microsoft.
Chao: They're dumb capitalist pigs?
Cleverbot: No...Tac Nayn is the anti-nyan cat.
Chao: You've been watching too much Vocaloid.
Cleverbot: I did it just once.