Boobies (InstanceTopic, 6)

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'''Boobies''' are those things on [[Rider]]'s head.
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'''Boobies''' are round things attached to a hot [[girl]]'s [[chest]] (unless she is [[loli]], in which case she has none). If they are on anyone but a hot girl they are only referred to as ''boobs'', which are [[stupid]]. To achieve boobies status you must be dubbed hot.
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...What, were you expecting something else? [[Desire|You pervert]].
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One known way to create boobies is to key the sequence ''5318008'' onto any ordinary [[calculator]], then turn it [[upside down]]. This [[ritual]] invokes several unnameable [[dark spirit]]s to magically create artificial boobies.
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Latest revision as of 15:58, 4 January 2014

This page is a punchline, so does not have an eye-catching tag, but should nonetheless be incorporated into a larger article.

Please make this page less short by making it longer.

Boobies are those things on Rider's head.

...What, were you expecting something else? You pervert.