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| + | '''Petey Piranah''' is a walking, [[bikini]]-wearing [[piranah plant]] that first appeared in [[Super Mario Sunshine]], and has been a [[shoe-in]] of the [[Mario series]] since. It is one of those bizarre cases when an [[enemy]] character is made playable. Even in games where Petey is [[NOT]] playable or a boss, references to it are still made, and it has now become THE Boss Piranah Plant, replacing the [[Navel Piranah]] stereotype set in earlier years. Recently however, it seems Petey has retired somewhat, only appearing when the cast is astronomically large. |
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| - | '''Petey Piranah''' is a walking, [[bikini]]-wearing [[piranah plant]] that first appeared in [[Super Mario Sunshine]], and has been a [[shoe-in]] of the [[Mario series]] since. He belongs to [[Bowser's Army]] as one of the head [[general]]s, altough [[Kamek the Magikoops|Kamek]] believes he has no right to such a [[title]]. In the end, Petey, as well as his friend, [[King Boo]], often get [[Bowser]] into massive amounts of trouble from their [[fail]]s. | + | |
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| - | == Personality ==
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| - | Petey is a fully-fledged [[gangsta]]. He's got the [[word]]s, and the big [[gun]]s to back them up. He strongly dislikes the heroes, is especially not too fond of [[Daisy]] and her group of [[slut]]s called the [[Power Flower!]]. [[Rapping]], [[Tagging]], and [[mobbing]] are some of his passions. Petey also shows up to be a bad-ass kart racer at the frequently held [[Mario Kart GP]]s, although [[Mario Kart GP#Wii|changed rules]] have banned him from entering single-seater-kart races.
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| - | == Role in [[Episode]]s ==
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| - | === Main role ===
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| - | Usually, Petey and King Boo appear to cause [[mischief]] and [[mayhem]] in [[Mushroom Kingdom]], rarely ever actually doing so according to Bowser's [[whim]]s and [[lol]]s. They usually [[mob]] [[fast food restaurants]] (Once causing Kamek to lose his [[job]] at a [[McDonalds]]), [[Bank robbery|rob banks]], kill [[police officer]]s ''INSIDE their office'', mass [[murder]] [[innocent]] [[civilian]]s, [[prison break]], and other things. They often frequently appear in [[court]] or [[prision]] for such felonies and it is a common gag for a character to call the [[FBI]] on them; they always seem to be wanted.
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| - | === Other roles ===
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| - | Petey infrequently shows up as a member of the [[jury]] of the [[Mushroom Court]], often working against the [[defendant]] in question. His frequent cursing leads to battles of wits between him and [[Judge Paratroopa]], but regardless has managed to keep his job. Petey also records singles inside [[Bowser's Castle]], apparently dealing with an unknown record label. Petey and King boo also show up in the various kart racing gigs to cause even more [[hilarious chaos]]. | + | |
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| - | It is unknown weather Petey or his associates are on [[Bowser's Employment Benefits]] or not, since they annoy Bowser more than help him.
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| - | == Quotes ==
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| - | *"Well [[shit]], if your gonna be like dat about it..."
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| - | *"[[Fuck]]ing [[bullshit]]"
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| - | *"Why won't you [[die]], [[bitch]]?!"
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| - | *"Who's the [[Princess Peach|bitch]] with the [[frilly voice]] scream'n about her [[vagina]]?"
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| - | *"Shit I need a [[doll]]y...Man [[Mario|his]] [[ass]] is heavy"
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| - | *"A spoon, that's what you can dig with."
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| - | *"Oh shit! Here comes Bowser, yo! We're gonna diiiiiieee!"
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| - | *"Bullshit, your honor"
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| - | *"From the F to the U to the C to the K"
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| - | *"Hi mama!"
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