Sig's Dairy (ConceptTopic, 18)

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For a [[toast|complete and healthy breakfast]], choose '''Sig's Dairy'''. [[Minotauros|Moo]].

<s>Actually, Sig's Dairy is just an [[epic]] [[typo]] of [[Diary:Sig|Sig's Diary]]. [[Derp]].</s>

== Chain ==
It was discovered later that Sig is somehow the wealthy owner of a chain of no less than [[17]] dairies.

It's also rumored that some of the [[subsidiary]] dairies ([[portmanteau|subsidairies]]?) split away from the chain, notably ''Sig's Dariy'' and ''The Darry Yessers''. According to [[Bullshit|some sources]], the chain was ''so'' fragmented that the latter had a spin-off of its own, the ''Darriesses''.