Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (EntityTopic, 6)

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'''Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris''' (or [[Chuck Norris]], preferably) is a [[Understatement|totally cool American martial artist guy]] who's capable of all sorts of cool stuff, like the [[Chuck Norris|inabilty to be searched for]] ([http://www.nochucknorris.com not even by] [[Google]]), making a mountain out of a molehill or winning [[talent show]]s by signing up. Whatever it is he's able to do, it sure involves upping to [[11]] and going beyond the [[impossible]]. Chuck himself says that [[God]] is the only being that surpasses him, and is the main reason why he can up to [[12]]. But we all know he's just faking modesty, now, don't we?