Google Chrome (ConceptTopic, 11)
From Compile Worlds
Google Chrome is the fastest web browser on the planet (Opera, you're lying and you know it). It's advertised absolutely everywhere Google can get their dirty hands on, which probably explains its otherwise surprisingly large market share of 10%.
However, if you're unlucky enough to be Keiji, then it'll most likely start exhibiting very specific bugs just for you, and make you switch back to Firefox, the truly superior browser. Lessons learnt: Speed isn't everything!
Thing is, some other people are rather unlucky with even Firefox, so they continue to use Google Chrome. So, that practically means that pitting flaming foxes and chrome goggles against each other would always end in a draw.