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Petey Piranah is a walking, bikini-wearing piranah plant that first appeared in Super Mario Sunshine, and has been a shoe-in of the Mario series since. It is one of those bizarre cases when an enemy character is made playable. Even in games where Petey is NOT playable or a boss, references to it are still made, and it has now become THE Boss Piranah Plant, replacing the Navel Piranah stereotype set in earlier years. Recently however, it seems Petey has retired somewhat, only appearing when the cast is astronomically large.

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-'''Petey Piranah''' is a walking, [[bikini]]-wearing [[piranah plant]] that first appeared in [[Super Mario Sunshine]], and has been a [[shoe-in]] of the [[Mario series]] since. He belongs to [[Bowser's Army]] as one of the head [[general]]s, altough [[Kamek the Magikoopa|Kamek]] believes he has no right to such a [[title]]. In the end, Petey, as well as his friend, [[King Boo]], often get [[Bowser]] into massive amounts of trouble from their [[fail]]s.
+'''Petey Piranah''' is a walking, [[bikini]]-wearing [[piranah plant]] that first appeared in [[Super Mario Sunshine]], and has been a [[shoe-in]] of the [[Mario series]] since. It is one of those bizarre cases when an [[enemy]] character is made playable. Even in games where Petey is [[NOT]] playable or a boss, references to it are still made, and it has now become THE Boss Piranah Plant, replacing the [[Navel Piranah]] stereotype set in earlier years. Recently however, it seems Petey has retired somewhat, only appearing when the cast is astronomically large.
-== Personality ==
-Petey is a fully-fledged [[gangsta]]. He's got the [[word]]s, and the big [[gun]]s to back them up. He strongly dislikes the heroes, is especially not too fond of [[Daisy]] and her group of [[slut]]s called the [[Power Flower!]]. [[Rapping]], [[Tagging]], and [[mobbing]] are some of his passions. Petey also shows up to be a bad-ass kart racer at the frequently held [[Mario Kart GP]]s, although [[Mario Kart GP#Wii|changed rules]] have banned him from entering single-seater-kart races.
-== Appearances ==
-=== [[New Super Mario Show]] ===
-Usually, Petey and King Boo appear to cause [[mischief]] and [[mayhem]] in [[Mushroom Kingdom]], rarely ever actually doing so according to Bowser's [[whim]]s and [[lol]]s. They usually [[mob]] [[fast food restaurants]] (Once causing Kamek to lose his [[job]] at a [[McDonalds]]), [[Bank robbery|rob banks]], kill [[police officer]]s ''INSIDE their office'', mass [[murder]] [[innocent]] [[civilian]]s, [[prison break]], and other things. They often frequently appear in [[court]] or [[prision]] for such felonies and it is a common gag for a character to call the [[FBI]] on them; they always seem to be wanted.
-Petey infrequently shows up as a member of the [[jury]] of the [[Mushroom Court]], often working against the [[defendant]] in question. His frequent cursing leads to battles of wits between him and [[Judge Paratroopa]], but regardless has managed to keep his job. Petey also records singles inside [[Bowser's Castle]], apparently dealing with an unknown record label. Petey and King boo also show up in the various kart racing gigs to cause even more [[hilarious]] [[chaos]].
-It is unknown weather Petey or his associates are on [[Bowser's Employment Benefits]] or not, since they annoy Bowser more than help him.
-== Quotes ==
-*"Well shit, if your gonna be like dat about it..."
-*"Why won't you [[die]], [[bitch]]?!"
-*"Who's the [[Princess Peach|bitch]] with the [[frilly voice]] scream'n about her [[vagina]]?"
-*"Shit I need a [[doll]]y...Man [[Mario|his]] [[ass]] is heavy"
-*"A spoon, that's what you can dig with."
-*"Oh shit! Here comes Bowser, yo! We're gonna diiiiiieee!"
-*"Bullshit, your honor"
-*"From the F to the U to the C to the K"
-*"Hi mama!"