Log:MMS Translation (Meta, no ontology)

From Compile Worlds

Thanks to http://hyperwyrm.co.uk/

Video 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U_RCwuYHrI

There once was a Hero

That Man, clad in golden Garb,
fought a mysterious Eye of great Evil

Even whilst facing Crises innumerable
as Evil Eyes spill'd without Limit
from far distant Dimensions,
by his unyielding Spirit he did not withdraw

After a fierce Battle...
Those evil Beings, converged into One,
he did seal within the 「Grand Sealing Tower」,
a Relic bequeath'd by God

With the Hope of all Creatures great and small,
the Brave One headed for the 「Grand Sealing Tower」

[Oh! Lagnus the Brave!]

[With him now trapped in the 「Grand Sealing Tower」, it should be impossible for him to move between dimensions!]

[The final battle is here at last!
Please, give it everything you have!!]

--- Grand Sealing Tower ---

[I NEVER EXPECTED THAT YOU WOULD BRING ME TO THIS...]

[IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE BEEN TAKING YOU SOMEWHAT LIGHTLY...]

Lagnus[...He's tough.]

Lagnus[He still has that much power even after being sealed...?]

[GHEHEHEH... DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME...]

[THIS SEAL IS NOTHING. A FEW MORE MOMENTS AND MY POWER WILL TEAR IT TO PIECES!]

[...YOU JUST TAKE YOUR TIME CLIMBING THIS TOWER.]

Lagnus[...I won't give you the chance.]

Lagnus[It took a lot to make it this far!]

Lagnus[I have you in a corner at last!!]

--- Grand Sealing Tower, Top Floor ---

Lagnus[!!]

[......OH?]

[YOU WERE FASTER THAN I ANTICIPATED...]

Lagnus[...Looks like I got here while the seal was still intact.]

Lagnus[Too bad for you, Yogusu, Demon of Dimensions!]

[...WHAT A SIMPLE MIND. WERE YOU REALLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION YOU HAD SEALED ME?]

Lagnus[What...!?]

[NWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!]

[HUMANS TRULY ARE CUTE LITTLE THINGS...]

[...I COULD JUST DEVOUR YOU ALL UP!]

[NOW. COME AT ME!!]

Lagnus[khh... This guy's something else...!]

Lagnus[But I cannot lose this fight!]

[GHEHEHEH... WHAT CAN YOU...
NO... WHAT CAN ANY OF YOU HUMANS POSSIBLY DO?]

Lagnus[......]

Lagnus[...I feel them.]

Lagnus[The prayers of every creature on the surface world...!]

[Lagnus's HP and MP fully recovered!!]

Lagnus[...All of you.]

Lagnus[Watch over me!
I will bring peace back to the surface...!!]

Lagnus[...Now! Let's finish this!!]

Lagnus[Wroaaaaaaaaa!!!]

*** Battle!! ***

Lagnus[Is it... over...?]

Lagnus[khh...!]

Lagnus[Haha...
I can hardly walk...]

Lagnus[......]

Lagnus[...But]

Lagnus[...I'm in no hurry anymore.]

Lagnus[khh...! I forgot...
「You guys」 exist in every dimension...!]

Lagnus[Then, the one I defeated just now was only one of many!]

Lagnus[Nooooooooooo!!!]

The End

HoodedPerson[...And so, the Hero was sent far into the other dimensions.]

HoodedPerson[And that's all for the story of 「The Legend of the Hero: Final Battle at the Grand Sealing Tower」.]

HoodedPerson[Be sure to come to watch again next week!]

BigEyesBoy[Aww, whaaat? It wasn't over!]

High Flower[The story was kinda dark again...
No fun...]

Bear[They're always really worn-out stories, huh?]

BigEyesBoy[Hey, let's go play at my house!]

All[Yaaaaaaaay!]

HoodedPerson[Dear, dear...
Kids these days...]

Arle[...Hey.]

HoodedPerson[...hm?]

Arle[Is there more to that story?]

HoodedPerson[Oh... Oh yes, of course there is!
But I haven't made it yet.]

Arle[...Ohhh...
That's a bit of a shame.]

HoodedPerson[...Oh, dear me.
I didn't mean to disappoint you...]

HoodedPerson[...I know! When I have the next part ready, you, little girl, will be the first to see it!]

Arle[Wow, really!?]

HoodedPerson[Of course!
Come see me here again.]

Arle[Yaaay! It's a promise!]

HoodedPerson[Yep. It's a promise.]

Arle[Hehe! I can't wait! ...]

Arle[...Oh! Oh no!
I forgot, I was in the middle of shopping!]

Arle[I gotta get going!
Okay, see you later!]

HoodedPerson[Ah, one moment, one moment.
Would you mind telling me your name?]

Arle[Arle!
My name's Arle Nadja!]

Video 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrKvXvMcofo

[Ah, good day, miss!
What are you looking for today?]

Arle[Potatoooes!]

[Ohh?! You're sounding chipper!
Okie-dokie...]

[Here you are, and I'll throw another in for free!]

Arle[Thank youu!
Here's the money!]

[Thanks! Come again!]

[Waaah! Waaah!]

Arle[Huh?]

[Oo...*hic*...*hic*... *sniff*]

Arle[Is that... crying?]

Arle[What's wrong?]

Panotty[...*hic*...*hic* ...*sniff*]

Panotty[...It's 'cause ...I...
I lost my special 'flute'...]

Arle[Oh dear...
Do you know where you dropped it?]

Panotty[...*sniff*
I think probably in the field I was playing in just now...]

Panotty[I ran all the way here 'cause I heard the picture storyteller was gonna be here...]
//Translator's Note: lit. "Kamishibai"er. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamishibai 

Arle[Field, you mean the 「Easy Plains」?]

Arle[Oh, I see... recently it's been getting a little rough around there in the evenings, hasn't it...]

Panotty[...Uh-huh.]

Panotty[I can't go back there on my own...]

Arle[All right then!
I'll come with you!]

Panotty[...Huh!?]

Arle[It's your special flute, right?
I'll help you look for it!]

Panotty[Thank you, onee-chan!]

[The location of 「Easy Plains」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Phew... we're here at last.
Let's go then!
Don't worry, I'm gonna find it for sure!]

Panotty[Thank you, onee-chan!
But... scary creatures come out here, so be careful.]

*** Battles! ***

Arle[Aha! I found a flute!
Hey, is this what you were looking for?]

Panotty[Aaaa!
That's it! My flute!]

[Found 「Panotty's Flute」!]

Panotty[Thank you very much, onee-chan!]

Arle[I'm glad we found it.
Come on, let's go home!
I'll walk you back to town.]

Panotty[Okay!!]

Panotty[Onee-chan, thank you very very much!]

Arle[Don't lose it again, okay?]

Panotty[Okay!!]

Arle[Phew...]

Arle[...Well. Maybe it's time I went home too!]

Orb[......hmm.]

Arle[Helllooo!]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Thanks for watching the place for me, Kaa-kun.]

Carbuncle[Guuu guuu!]

Arle[Ahaha!
Just a sec.
I'll put the fire on right away.]

Arle[It does get pretty cold in the evenings, doesn't it?]

Arle[Alright!
I think it's time I cooked up some food!]

Arle[Look forward to it!
I'm doing your favorite 「special curry」 today!]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Here you go, Kaa-kun!
Special curry's all done~
Ittadakkima~su!]

Carbuncle[Guggu guggu guuu!]

Arle[What's it like, Kaa-kun?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Ehehe, thanks!]

Arle[Oh yeah!
There was a picture storyteller in town today!]

Arle[His story kind of ended in the middle,]

Arle[but it kinda didn't feel to me like it was just a story, you know...]

Arle[He's going to come again, so let's go together next time, okay? I'll tell you today's story!]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Okay, it's a promise!]

Arle[...Okay, so that story... this happened... and then...]

Arle[and... *yaawn*...
...I'm getting kinda sleepy.
It's still a little early, but shall we get some sleep?]

Carbuncle[guu... guu...]
//Translator's Note: guu guu is the "sound" of deep sleeping in Japanese (kind of like zzz zzz). It's a cute 'coincidence' that it lines up with Carbuncle's speech pattern here (in quotes because I imagine it's intended).

Arle[Awhuh?
He's already sleeping...]

Arle[Guess I'll hit the sack too then.]

Arle[Night, Kaa-kun...]

[Wha-wha-wha-whatthe!?]

Arle[What!? What!? What was that!?
Hey, hey, Kaa-kun!
You heard that, right!?]

Carbuncle[guu... guu...]

Arle[Wuh......?]

Arle[Right, yeah...
Maybe it's better to look into it tomorrow when it's light out...]

Carbuncle[guu... guu...]

Arle[Sorry for making a fuss out of nothing.
Okay, night agaain!]

Arle[Morning, Kaa-kun!]

Arle[What was that sound yesterday?
I was so sleepy last night I forgot to worry about it...]

Arle[I think it must have been something pretty serious, though.]

Arle[Shall we try asking around town? Maybe someone knows something.]

Carbuncle[Gu...? Gugugu...?]

Arle[Hawha? 「I don't know what you're talking about」?]

Carbuncle[Gu...]

Arle[Oh, right...
You were fast asleep, weren't you, Kaa-kun...]

Arle[W-Well, anyway, let's just go to town! Okay?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Huh?
The picture storyteller isn't here today...]

Carbuncle[Gu!?
Guguuuu!]

Arle[You were looking forward to it, huh?
I was too.
How disappointing.]

Arle[...Well, let's just try asking the people in town about that craaazy sound last night.]

Carbuncle[Guu!]

High Flower[I know all about it!
That shock yesterday was definitely something crashing into the mountain at the back of town!]

Arle[Huh? Something...?]

High Flower[Umm, like...]

High Flower[......]

High Flower[...I don't know.]

High Flower[But I know the greengrocer knows all about the fastest ways to get to the mountain!]

[Ah, good day, miss!]

[...Hmm? The fastest way to get to the back mountain?]

[Well, sure, I know that...
See, from here you just go this way...]

[......Got it?]

[The location of 「Back Mountain」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

[I hear rumors the creatures living there are all going berserk right now.]

[Take care if you're planning to go.]

Arle[Thanks!]

Arle[Hey, Kaa-kun?]

Carbuncle[Gu?]

Arle[I wonder what ever happened at the back mountain?]

Carbuncle[Gu, guu.]

Arle[...Shall we go take a look?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[All right then!
Off to the mountain we go!!]

Arle[Whoah!?
W-What's happened here?
The air is kinda strange!]

Arle[Whoah!
What's this?]

Arle[Does it have something to do with the noise yesterday?]

Carbuncle[Guu!]

Arle[*cough* *cough*
Wow, this is... *cough*
a lot of smoke *cohughgh*!]

Arle[For now, we've just gotta stop the smoke!]

Arle[But how?]

Carbuncle[......]

Arle[Hmmm, I'm pretty stumped...]

Carbuncle[......!]

Arle[Any ideas, Kaa-kun?
...Huh? Kaa-kun, what are you doing?]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuuuu!!]

Arle[Wagh!!]

Arle[Wow, ama~zing!]

Arle[That was amazing, Kaa-kun!!
How did you do that!?]

Carbuncle[Guguu! Gugguguu!]

Arle[Wo~w... I didn't know the lasers you fire from the gem on your forehead could do something like that...]

Arle[You're kinda scary sometimes!]

Carbuncle[Guu!? Gugguguu!!]

Arle[Ahaha!
No, I'm impressed!]

Arle[...Come on.
Let's go back to town!
We have to let everyone know about this.]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Video 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAbsxKYUNhE

High Flower[I know all about it!
Your Kaa-kun has mysterious powers...]

Arle[Yeah! He does.]

Arle[Even on the mountain, Kaa-kun really pulled his weight and got me out of trouble.]

High Flower[And...
That's not all I know.]

High Flower[I hear creatures have started going crazy in all kinds of places, not just the mountain.]

Arle[W...What are you!?]

High Flower[Heheh... And also!]

High Flower[I know all about it!]

High Flower[Onee-chan...
You're just about to go do something...]

Arle[......]

Arle[Wh-whoah!
The shop looks completely different!!]

[Ah, good day, miss!
What d'you think of this lineup!?]

Arle[...Woow...
Those are some crazy weapons!
And there's so much armor too~!]

[I almost thought there wouldn't be a place for me anymore.]

[With things being like they are... see?]

Arle[Kaa-kun...
About what's happening recently...]

Carbuncle[Guu...?]

Arle[It could be there are other places making that weird smoke, just like that mountain...]

Arle[If that's true, things are really bad!
I've gotta go stop the smoke quickly!
...But...]

Arle[I don't even have a clue how to stop it...
You're the only one who can do it.]

Arle[Soo, Kaa-kun...
Will you come with me?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Really!?
Thanks, Kaa-kun!]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Oh, I know!
We've gotta let 「Rulue」 know about this.]

Arle[I'd feel bad if she came to visit while we were out.]

[The location of 「Rulue's Mansion」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Whooh!
This mansion never gets any smaller, does it.]

Arle[Anyone home!?]
//Translator's Note: "ojama shimaa~su!"

Rulue[Kh... why are you so strong!?
You're never normally like this!]

Arle[Huh? Rulue?]

Rulue[What!? A-Arle!?]

Arle[Hey Rulue!]

Rulue[W-Why are you here!?
Don't come in yet!!]

Minotauros[Brroooorrrr!!]

Arle[Wawhah!?]

Rulue[Dammit...!!]

*** Battle!! ***

Arle[Is that... Minotauros!?]

Rulue[Yes... I just found Mino like this after he came back from the pass!]

Arle[Just like... the creatures at the mountain...]

Rulue[!?
Arle, do you know something about this!?]

Arle[Yeah,]

Minotauros[Brroooorrrr!!]

Rulue[Kh... Tell me later!
We're just going to have to...
knock him unconscious for now!]

(2:27 ~ 4:58 no text)

Arle[......So, you see,
creatures seem to be going berserk in all kinds of places.]

Rulue[...Then Mino's rampage might have been caused by that smoke-like stuff, too?]

Arle[Probably...]

Minotauros[...uuugh]

Arle[Ah, he's up again...]

Minotauros[H-Huh...?
Why am I back at the mansion...?]

Minotauros[I'm pretty sure I was just...
Gwaghh! O-Oww, that hurts...!
My body's stinging all over...]

Rulue[Hey! You brainless ox!
Explain to me what happened at the pass!]

Minotauros[Huh? Pass...?]

Minotauros[...Ohh! Right!]

Minotauros[There was actually some weird smoke coming out of a kind of cave by the side of the pass.]

Minotauros[I thought it looked suspicious, so I poked my head in, and a whole lot of smoke came out... I don't remember much after that.]

Rulue[Sounds like it's just as Arle said...]

Rulue[Mino!
You are to wait here!]

Minotauros[Huh!?
Rulue-sama, where are you going...!?
If it's to the pass, allow me to come with you!]

Rulue[With you like that, you'll just be in the way!]

Arle[Rulue!
I'm coming with you!]

Rulue[Hahh!?
Why do you get to come?]

Arle[W-Well, I just told you!
You need Kaa-kun's lasers for the--]

Rulue[This is our problem.
I'm sorry to say this after you came all the way here to warn us...]

Rulue[but mind your own business!
And don't you dare follow me!]

Arle[Geez...
She's as stubborn as ever.
And being horrible on purpose...]

Minotauros[Arle...]

Arle[Oh well!!
Kaa-kun, shall we head off as well?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Minotauros[Are you... headed to Cruel Pass?]
//Translator's Note: "koppido touge", probably from koppidoi (cruel, harsh, severe)... seems to be in contrast with "kan'i heigen" (Easy Plains).

Arle[Huh?
Hehe, well, yeah...]

Minotauros[...Thanks.]

Minotauros[Right! Then I'll guide you there!]

Arle[Y-You mustn't!
You need to lie down!]

Minotauros[...You know where the pass is?]

Arle[Au~...]
//Translator's Note: sound of... having no comeback, I suppose.

Minotauros[...Let's go, then?]

Arle[Ah... Okay, but!
You only need to take us there, okay!?
You go back when we reach the pass!]

Minotauros[Sure, sure!
Wah hah hah hah hah!]

Arle[Mhhh~... I'm not sure he means it...]

[「Minotauros」 joined your party!]

[The location of 「Cruel Pass」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Aryarya?
I can't see Rulue anywhere...
Did she go in already?]
//Translator's Note: "aryarya" sound of confusion

Minotauros[Probably...]

Minotauros[After all, Rulue-sama's stamina knows no bounds... she's almost unhuman... almost beastlike...]

Minotauros[......]

Minotauros[...Right?]

Arle[I-I kinda see what you're saying, but please don't ask me!]

Arle[So if I keep climbing up here, there'll be a weird cave?]

Minotauros[Right.]

Arle[This'll do, then.
Thanks a lot!]

Arle[You should go home and leave the rest to us.]

Minotauros[Yeah, but... it's fine.
You don't need to be pushy about it.]

Arle[W-What are you talking about?
I don't think I'm being pushy?]

Minotauros[Yeah, but.]

Arle[Besides, you're injured and--]

Minotauros[Yeah, but.]

Arle[*sigh*...
You were always going to come with me, weren't you?]

Minotauros[Yeah butcha!]

Arle[I think you mean 「you betcha」...]
//Translator's Note: "maa maa", "maa maa", "maa maa" (phrase for calming people down, like "it's cool it's cool"), followed by "maa ma!", a pun on "maa na!" ("sure was!")

Arle[...Geez, what am I going to do with you...
Even if I tell you 「no」 straight up, I doubt you'd listen...]

Minataurosu[Ha ha ha! That's that, then!]

Video 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ykk68KTALQ

Arle[*coughcough*!
Whoa... there's so much smoke!!
Is this that cave?]

Minotauros[*ghoghogh*!
Yes!
Arle, don't breathe it in too much...]

Arle[Yeah... I'm okay...]

Arle[Let's get a move on.]

Minotauros[Wh-- Whattt!?]

Arle[Wawhah!]

Arle[M-Minotauros, are you okay!?]

Minotauros[D-D-D...
Don't... think so...!]

Minotauros[...Ugh! Arle!
I don't think I'm gonna be able to move from here!]

Minotauros[Sorry, but please find Rulue and bring her back here!!]

Minotauros[I'll do my b-b-best to hang on until then!!]

Arle[G-Got it!
I'll bring her back right away!
Hang in there, Minotauros!]

[「Minotauros」 left your party!]

Arle[Oh! Rulue!?]

EvilRulue[......]

Arle[...Rulue?
Hey! Rulue!!]

EvilRulue[HAHHHH...!]

Arle[S-She seems kinda...]

EvilRulue[HAAAAHHHHHHHH...!!]

Arle[...Don't tell me you've gone crazy too!?]

*** Battle!! ***

Arle[Do it, Kaa-kun!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Rulue[U...ughhh...]

Arle[Aha! Rulue!
Have you come round?]

Rulue[...Huh?
W-Why in the world are you here!?]

Rulue[I told you this was our problem!]

Arle[B-But...]

Rulue[There's no ifs or buts about it!
In the first place, you're too much of a busybody!]

Rulue[You remember what happened the other day?]

Rulue[*nag nag*...*moan*...]

Arle[(Why am I getting complaints?)]

Carbuncle[Guu! Guguu!!]

Arle[Oh! Oh no!
Rulue, we have to get out of here quickly!
Minotauros is in trouble!]

Rulue[Huh? Wait, what!?
What is this!?
Why is Mino here as well!?]

Arle[Never mind that, come on!]

Minotauros[Phewwwww, that was close.
Thank you greatly, Rulue-sama.
...Sorry for the trouble, Arle.]

Arle[Hehe.
Glad you're okay, Minotauros.]

Rulue[...Honestly. You really don't try, do you?
You should be able to smash a rock like that to bits!]

Minotauros[I-I-I can't do that!]

Minotauros[Ah, but, you haven't lost your touch, Rulue-sama!
You did it alright!
That smoke's disappeared!]

Rulue[Huh? Smo...ke...?]

Rulue{Ah, now that I think about it, I think I... found a strange plant deep in the cave, and...]

Rulue[Yes, yes, a strange character came at me all of a sudden!]

Arle[A strange character?]

Rulue[Sort of like a bear...
Sort of like an owl...
A strange character, anyway.]

Arle[(Who could that have been?
There wasn't anyone like that...)]

Rulue[And then, as we were fighting,
the plant beside us puffed out smoke,
which I accidentally inhaled...]

Rulue[And then... hm?
That's odd, I don't remember anything.
The next thing I knew......]

Rulue[...The haze was gone and...
A-Arle... was... there...]

Rulue[.......]

Rulue[W-Wait, don't tell me...]

Rulue[My body acted subconsciously and won the fight for me!?]

Minotauros[......]

Minotauros[That's a bit too convenient...]

Rulue[H-Hmph!
...So I ended up the same as you, I see how it is!]

Minotauros[T-The same as Rulue-sama!]

Arle[Haha... w-well, everyone's okay now, look on the bright side... right?]

Rulue[H-How demeaning!
That I would have to be saved by someone...
And Arle, of all people!

Minotauros[The same as Rulue-sama............
..................................
.............................guhu♪]

Rulue[Ohh, enough from you!
You brainless ox!!]

Arle[L-Let's just go rest somewhere.]

Rulue[Yes... There should be a place called 「Respite Village」 near here.
Let's rest there.]
//Translator's Note: "Hotto no Mura". I'm guessing that "hotto" is not the English word "hot" but actually from "hotto suru" meaning "feel relieved". Seems apt for the description of the place. (the "ho" of "hotto suru" comes from the Japanese sound of the breath you release when relieved / taking a breather - "phew" in English.)

Rulue[I will be graceful enough to show you the way,
so make sure you keep it within your tiny heads!]

[The location of 「Respite Village」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[...Though, I wonder who that strange character was that you said you met, Rulue?]

Arle[Something that's like a bear and also like an owl...?]

Arle[Maybe all this is his doing!]

Rulue[......]

Arle[He wasn't in the cave, so I guess he moved someplace else...]

Arle[Let's try asking around a bit, okay?
Maybe someone in this village might know something.]

Rulue[I suppose so...]

[Listen, listen!
Just now, near the pass, I saw a bear with a beak!]

[It had a huge body, but it still darted off, right into the forest to the west!]

[What on earth was that thing...?]

Arle[What!?
Where is this west forest?]

[Umm... okay, I'll tell you how to get there!]

[The location of 「Shriek Forest」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]
//Translator's Note: "yaan no mori"...
//Well, "Yaan" means "yarn", but I don't see any yarn here. ...My thoughts are pulled in another direction... such as the relation of the wind gimmick in the forest to the words "yaan"/"iyaan"/"iyaa", which represent squeals/shrieks/screams in Japanese...
//In case it's still not obvious... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boe9nJkk7GM&t=6m
//If you think this is wrong, "Forest of Yaan" is another option to remain ambiguous.

Arle[Thank you very much!
...Hey, hey, Rulue!
Did you hear that!?]

Rulue[Yes...]

Arle[She said 「the forest to the west」...
But, Rulue, you're planning to go alone again, aren't you?]

Arle[You might be against it, but who knows what's in there, I think it's too dangerous for you to go alo--]

Rulue[What is this babble? Did you only just wake up!?
Don't fall asleep while standing!
Did you practice that? What a waste of time!]

Rulue[You're coming too!
Of course you are!
Obviously!!]

Rulue[Don't just rely on me for everything!
What a cheeky little child you are!]

Arle[B-But you were saying earlier that following you makes me a busybody...]

Rulue[Zip your mouth!
Honestly, children who don't know how to say thank you!]

Rulue[You are being given the opportunity to accompany the most beautiful woman who has ever lived, so I expect you to be a little grateful!]

Rulue[Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!]

Rulue[...Now let's go!]

Arle[Wa-Wait... Minotauros, what's happened to Rulue...?]

Minotauros[D-Don't ask me.
I have no idea what's going on...]

Arle[Hey! Look at this!
The leaves are floating!
Whoooa, that's weird!]

Minotauros[Oh woowww!
Rulue-sama! This is magic, true magic!]

Rulue[You people...
Leaves don't just float on their own.]

Rulue[It's the wind, the wind!
They're being blown upwards in the wind.]

Arle[Ohhh, I see~
Trust you, Rulue, you know everything!]

Rulue[Yep, if you're ever stuck for answers, I'm the girl to ask!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!]

Arle[So what would happen if we got ourselves caught in this wind?]

Minotauros[That's an interesting idea.
It does seem to be quite a strong wind, after all...]

Rulue[......I don't.........]

Rulue[I don't know that, why would I know that!?
Try it and find out yourselves!
Don't just ask me about everything!]

Minotauros[First it's ask me anything, then it's don't ask me...]

Minotauros[Geez, Rulue-sama, you're all over the place...]

Minotauros[(......but that's what makes you so charming... guhu♪)]

Arle[L-Let's just go, then...
(Why is Minotauros smiling to himself...?)]

Arle[Wha-wha-wha-whatthe!?
Where are we!?
What happened to us!?]

Rulue[Calm down, Arle.
It seems like we were blown here by the wind just now.]

Minotauros[Well, we managed to get blown here, so I suppose it's worth giving this area a look over as well.]

Minotauros[There might be other places like this, too.]

Video 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1GHJKEqR0

Owlbear[Ora oraa!!]

Arle[Ah! It's true!
It's a creature that's like a bear and also like an owl!]

Rulue[Arle!
Now it's up to you!]

Arle[Huh?
I-I'm going to fight him by myself?]

Rulue[This guy can't be beaten with direct attacks alone!]

Arle[Even your weirdo magic is better than nothing in this case!]

Minotauros[...So what you're saying is, my own attacks would do nothing!?]

Minotauros[And, in fact, when you were fighting this guy before,]

Minotauros[your attacks did absolutely nothing at all to him in the slightest!?]

Rulue[Enough from you! You brainless ox!!
Why else would I tell Arle to come with me!?]

Rulue[A guy like this would never have gotten the best of me if I could just have created an opening!]

Arle[Oh, that's what happened...]

Arle[Okay! Leave it to me!
I'll create a chance for you to attack!]

*** Battle! ***
(0:45 ~ 2:50 no text) 

Arle[We did it!]

Minotauros[I'm glad we took care of him, but not being able to attack the way I want is... phew, pretty darn stressful!]

Rulue[You said it!
I never want to fight another battle this way as long as I live!]

Rulue[......!!]

Rulue[W-What is that!?]

Arle[Huh...?]

Arle[What!?]

*** Battle... ***

[.....................]

Minotaurosu[W-What in the world is this...!?]

[.....................]

*** Battle end... ***

Carbuncle[...gu?]

Carbuncle[Gu!? Guguguguggu!!]

Arle[Huh? What's up, Kaa-kun?]

Carbuncle[Gugugugugguu!]

Arle[Aaaahh!
It's that freaky plant!]

Rulue[That thing must have planted it!]

Minotauros[Hmm. So we'll have to take care of that strange eyeball for this whole mess to be over?]

Arle[L-Let's worry about that later!
Kaa-kun, if you don't mind!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Rulue[Wow, pretty impressive.]

Minotauros[What a mysterious creature that is...]

Arle[...But, given what we've seen here, I get the feeling things are happening on a much wider scale than the rumors suggested...]

Arle[It's looking like this is going to turn into a big adventure, huh, Kaa-kun?]

Carbuncle[Guu!]

Rulue[Arle... it looks like you were right.]

Rulue[It seems those freakish plants can only be gotten rid of by Carbuncle's lasers...]

Rulue[Ahhh... I get the feeling I owe you a lot of favors.]

Arle[N-Not at all, you don't need to worry about anything like that!]

Rulue[...I knew it, I just knew you'd say that.]

Rulue[Honestly!
You're not the least bit entertaining!]

Arle[W-Why am I getting...?]

Rulue[Right! I've decided!
I'm gonna join you on your adventure!]

Rulue[Well, I'm sure you'll be able to rest easy now that I'm in charge!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!]

Rulue[...I won't take no for an answer!]

Arle[R-Really!?]

Arle[You'll really come with me!?]

Rulue[Wh--?
Why are you sounding so happy about it!?
Honestly, you knock me for a loop...]

Arle[Hehe...
Well, to tell the truth, I would've felt lonely all by myself...]

Minotauros[Arle!
Take me with you as well!
Rulue-sama, I will accompany you to the ends of the earth!]

[「Rulue」 and 「Minotauros」 joined your party!]

Arle[Woo!
Thanks, Minotauros!
I feel like we can do anything now!]

Minotauros[Well, then, let's return to the village to gather information once more.]

Rulue[I agree...
Arle, we're heading back.]

Arle[Okay!!]

Rulue[Look, would you kindly stop grinning!]

Orb[......]

[Listen, listen!]

Arle[A-Again?]

[There's no tea left anywhere in the village!
Gramps is really stressing over it!]

Arle[Did something happen?]

[Well, in the south of the village, there are some ruins inhabited by a certain Skeleton T-sama.]

[The village periodically dedicates some 「tea」 to those ruins.]

[In exchange for Skeleton T-sama's concepts for new varieties of tea,]

[we dedicate some of the tea to him, you see!]

[The problem is that Skeleton T-sama has come forward recently demanding large amounts of tea for himself.
It's never been this way before...]

[So, we no longer have the surplus that we would normally give to travelers who stop by.]

[Even at my house, we're drinking it diluted to four parts water...]
//TL Note: In case you worry about the number shown on the video: 1/5th concentration = 1:4 ratio

Arle[Is that Skeleton T-sama really such a scary person?]

[Oh, no...
Not at all, before this.
In fact, he was a cheerful and very likeable person...]

Arle[How strange...]

Rulue[Sounds like we need to look into this...
So, where could we find this Skeleton T-sama?]

[Ummm... the ruins to the south.
I'll show you the way again!]

[The location of 「Canary Ruins」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Ah, Schezo?]

Schezo[Hmmh? ...Oh, it's you, Arle.
Why are you in a place like this?
Don't tell me... you have nothing else to do?]

Arle[Don't be silly!
I'm not like you, Schezo...]

Arle[Besides, what about you?
Why are you here?]

Schezo[Hahh?
I thought we just established that?]

Arle[????]

Schezo[...I have nothing else to do.]

Rulue[Excuse me, but--]

Arle[W-Well, that's perfect!
You can come help us if you'd like!]

Schezo[No thanks. Sounds like work to me.]

Schezo[Why do I have to help you guys out, anyway?]

Arle[Aw, come on~]

Rulue[You're the worst kind of man, you know that?]

Schezo[Hmph. Say what you will.
I don't waste my energy for no benefit.]

Rulue[Whatever.
Let's go, Arle!]

Arle[O-Okay.]

Schezo[Hmph...
They just can't help themselves, can they...]

Orb[......]

Arle[Hahh... hehh... hooh...
H-Here at last...]

Arle[T-This is new... hooh...
Looks like this building... hahh...
can be entered from the top... hehh...]

Rulue[Come on, get it together.
Look at us!
We aren't short of breath at all!]

Minotauros[R-Rulue-sama... hoooh...
I might be... a little short myself...
hoooh... hoooh...]

Rulue[...]

Arle[Hahh... hehh... hooh...
It's just like Minotauros said...]

Arle[Your... stamina...
knows no bounds, you're unhuman...]

Rulue[Mino said... what?]

Minotauros[R-Rulue-sama! There's been a mixup!
I-I... I didn't m-mean to imply that sort of...!]

Rulue[...「Didn't mean to imply that」?
Then what, may I ask, did you mean to imply...?]

Arle[Umm, I think he said one other thing as well, what was it...
(↑ hasn't heard their conversation)]

Minotauros[W-Wait!
A-Arle-san...!?]

Arle[Oh! I remember!
「Beastlike」, wasn't it?]

Rulue[*snap!*]
//TL Note: sound of the last straw breaking the camel's back / The sound of her mentally snapping with anger / losing her temper / becoming unable to restrain herself.

Minotauros[I-I meant it only as the highest compliment!
It's the truth!
Please believe me, Rulue-sama!]

Minotauros[You have always been my only concern, I have always served to the best of my ability, for you and you alone! 
I would never do anything that would...!]

Minotauros[It's inconceivable! Why would I speak ill of you, Rulue-sama!?
Right!? I-I-I mean, I--]

Minotauros[I lo--]

Minotauros[lo...]

Minotauros[love you... with all my heart...]

Minotauros[(I-I went and said ittttttttt!!)]

Rulue[Heheheh...!]

Rulue[A beast...]

Rulue[A beast, eh...]

Minotauros[(S-She ain't listening!)]

Rulue[Oohhh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh
hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh
hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh...]

Rulue[Ho... ho ho hooaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!]

Minotauros[Heeeeeee!!
Help meeeeeee!!]

Rulue[Hmph.
Be thankful I don't punish you further.]

Minotauros[......Thank you very much.]

Rulue[Come on, Arle.]

Arle[Ah... okay.]

Minotauros[......Thank you very much.]

Video 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh3rBVAxH7Q

[It seems to be a stone pedestal.
There is a hollow in it,
and it seems like something could fit in there.]

Minotauros[Oh? This pedestal...
There's a gold disc set into it.]

Arle[A 「gold disc」, huh...
We might be able to use that for something!
Can't we take it off and carry it with us!]

Rulue[Hmm...
It's stuck tightly into the pedestal,
it doesn't look like we can remove it...]

Rulue[Oh!? It looks like this pedestal is made of wood!]

[Arle's party obtained the 「gold disc」!]

Arle[Ah! This pedestal...
There's a hollow in it!
Maybe we can stick something in it?]

Rulue[Hmm, yes...
This shape... this size...
I feel like I've seen this before...]

Rulue[I've got it!
It's that gold plate we just found!
That would fit perfectly!]

Minotauros[Nice going, Rulue-sama!
Let's stick the gold disc in right away!]

[Arle's party set the 「gold disc」 in the stone pedestal!]

Rulue[Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!
I knew it!
You see, just as I told you!]

Minotauros[You really are amazing, Rulue-sama!
If I were to describe it...]

Minotauros[You're unhumanly tough, 
but you have brains too!]

Rulue[Mino! I told you about this!
Are you trying to make me angry!?]

Minotauros[O-Oh, Rulue-sama...
I'm just complimenting you...!]

Arle[Are these two always like this...?]

SkeletonT[Ohhhh...ochaa!!]
//TL Note: o-cha, tea.

Arle[Ah! You're Skeleton T-sama?]

SkeletonT[Ocha ocha ocha ochaa!]

Arle[Whoa!]

Rulue[We're not getting anywhere, are we...]

Minotauros[Rulue-sama...
It seems he's gone crazy just like we did!]

Rulue[Grr...!
Don't say 「we」!]

Rulue[And don't sound happy about it!]

Minotauros[B-But...]

Rulue[Mo--ving--on!]

Rulue[Arle!
Time to knock some sense back into him!]

Arle[Right!]

*** Battle!! ***
(1:38 ~ 3:48 no text)

Rulue[Ah!! It's that guy again!]

Arle[Y-You're right!]

Rulue[You won't get away this time!!]

Rulue[W--What!?]

Minotauros[Look out!!]

Minotauros[Gwooooooooooar!!]

Rulue[Mino!!]

Schezo[No you don't!]

Arle[Schezo...!?]

Schezo[Aaaahhhhhhhh!!]

Arle[a...]

Schezo[...You were lucky.]

Schezo[Let's get out of here.]

Rulue[......]

Rulue[Let's... go back to my house for now.]

Rulue[I'm worried...
about Mino...]

Arle[Y-Yeah...]

Rulue[......]

Arle[I'm glad it wasn't anything serious, though.
I'm sure he'll get better if he rests easy for a while.]

Rulue[...He's an idiot.
No one asked him to... shield us like that...]

Arle[Rulue...]

Schezo[You sure you don't want to keep Rulue company?]

Arle[Y-Yeah, I guess you're right...]

Arle[Ch-Cheer up, Rulue!]

Arle[Minotauros won't be able to relax and rest if you're listless like that!]

Rulue[...!]

Rulue[Who are you calling listless!?]

Rulue[This is just a--a headache, from thinking about how on earth I'm going to train this ox to stop being so feckless!]

Arle[Hm? Hmmmmm?]

Rulue[What, you thought I looked sad?
Hah! You must be joking!]

Arle[Hmmmh? Okay,
I'll leave it at that, then...
Hehe...]

Rulue[Th-That annoys me somehow...]

Arle[...But we're all safe thanks to you, Schezo!]

Rulue[Really...
Considering you were so set against coming...]

Rulue[it's suspicious how perfectly-timed your entrance was, don't you think?]

Arle[Ahaha!
He took the good part for himself, didn't he!]

Arle[...But it did mean that we were able to get rid of that round creature... I guess everything is peaceful again now?]

Schezo[...No, it's still not over.]

Arle[Huh? What do you mean?]

Schezo[That sphere...
It's nothing more than one of his--one of 「Yoggus」's selves!]

Rulue[「Yoggus」?
Who is 「Yoggus」!?]

Schezo[...Yeah, I guess I'd better fill you guys in on this.]

Schezo[Right...
I'll tell you everything I know.]

[...So, what do you want to ask about?]

[> Who's this 「Yoggus」?
- What's that weird smoke?
- What now?]

Schezo[The 「Demon of Dimensions」, who manifests himself in every dimension and brings disaster to each.]

Schezo[The demon is broken into many selves...
The sphere I defeated earlier is called a 「Yog」.
It's no more than a single one of his selves.]

Arle[So even if we defeat the 「Yogs」,
「Yoggus」 will still be okay?]

Schezo[No...
The 「Yogs」 make up 「Yoggus」 collectively.]

Schezo[So if we could defeat all the 「Yogs」, we may be able to erase the 「Yoggus」 of this world...]

Arle[...Of this world...?]

Schezo[Like I just said...
He is the 「Demon of Dimensions」, existing in every dimension.]

Schezo[Even if we defeat this world's 「Yoggus」,
it's possible that a new 「Yoggus」 could transition here from another space.]

Arle[Oh no...
Then what can we do...!?]

Schezo[Well, hold on a minute.]

Schezo[I'm only talking possibilities.
Right now defeating the 「Yogs」 is probably more important...]

Arle[...Right.]

[...So, what do you want to ask about?]

[- Who's this 「Yoggus」?
> What's that weird smoke?
- What now?]

Schezo[Left to their own devices, 「Yogs」, the selves of 「Yoggus」, will plant 「Wicked Seeds」 everywhere indiscriminately.]

Schezo[Once planted, the 「seeds」 germinate very quickly, and before long...]

Schezo[they start producing dangerous smoke that's harmful to living things.]

Arle[「Wicked seeds」...?
Then, those plantlike things must have been...!]

Schezo[Yes, they were planted by a 「Yog」, 
and they get out of hand very quickly...
You could say they're like 「cancer cells」.]

Arle[So those clones are still all over the place... then?]

Schezo[Exactly.]

[...So, what do you want to ask about?]

[- Who's this 「Yoggus」?
- What's that weird smoke?
> What now?]

Schezo[...They will surely try again somewhere.]

Schezo[Of course, the ideal situation would be to find them before that, but...]

Arle[Kaa-kun...
This really is going to be a long journey.]

Carbuncle[Guu guu.]

Schezo[......]

Schezo[If it's not too much trouble...
would you let me join you on your journey?]

Schezo[I'm sure we'll get rid of them a lot quicker if we work together.]

Arle[Wha...?]

Arle[Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?]

Schezo[Wh--!?
...Why are you acting so surprised!?]

Arle[Well, I mean...
Right, Rulue...?]

Rulue[......]

Rulue[So spherical monsters called 「Yogs」 are planting things called 「Wicked Seeds」...]

Rulue[and the smoke produced from the plantlike objects that grow shortly after is making all kinds of beings lose their sanity.]

Rulue[...I get that much.
But...]

Schezo[...Is there something else you don't understand?]

Rulue[...What I don't understand is you.]

Rulue[You seem to know an awful lot about these 「Yogs」 and so on...?]

Rulue[In the first place, why are you being so cooperative?
Normally, you'd just groan and grumble about having to work.]

Rulue[What on earth has happened to you...?]

Arle[O-okay, okay...
Schezo did just save us back there, you know...]

Arle[And Minotauros does have to stay rested for the time being, so...
I'd feel a whole world safer with him alongside us.]

Schezo[Really? ...Thank you.]

Rulue[Eyuch! Since when have you thanked people politely like that...!?
...This gets more suspicious by the moment.]

Schezo[......]

Rulue[...Well, whatever.
But if you do anything even slightly suspect, don't expect me to go easy on you!]

Schezo[...You got it.]

[「Schezo」 joined your party!]

Arle[Okay, where should we go first?]

Schezo[A little while back I stopped by a town in the east, and the people there were getting into a real frenzy over something or other.]

Arle[Okay, let's go check out that town then!
Ummm...
Past the mountains to the east, right?]

[The location of 「Kickback Town」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]
//TL Note: "Kutsurogi no Machi".

Minotauros[Hooh... haahh... hooh... haahh...]

Arle[Minotauros...
This is all our fault... I'm sorry...]

Arle[I hope you get better soon...]

Video 7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6OBOXrWSxU

Panotty[Hehehe.
You took a while, onee-chan!]

Arle[Huh!?
Why are you here?]

Panotty[One, two!]

All[No one called us but
da-da-da-da-daaahhhh!]

All[The 「A.B.G」 support team 
is on the scene!]

Arle[Eh-- A... B... G...?]

Panotty[ 「Arle Bomber Girl」, known to the world as 「A.B.G」!]

Arle[(b-bomber...?)]

Bear[That's wrong!
It's 「Arle Boy Girl」!]

Arle[(Boy...?
Why I am a boy now...?)]
//Translator's Note: ...well, in the original this was a comment on trying to figure out what the English word "boy" means in Japanese... that won't work here though, so I had to change it.

High Flower[What are you talking about?
I know all about it...
It's 「Arle, Busty Gal」]

Arle[(b-b-...busty!?)]

All[......]

Panotty[...Sorry, I'll find out what it was later!]

Rulue[You're all saying different things.
I could understand it somewhat if it was something like 「Arle Backup Group」...]

All[Tha--That was it!]

Rulue[What's with you lot...?]

High Flower[I know all about it...]

High Flower[That you're keeping a 「diary」...]

Arle[Heheh, I actually am...]

High Flower[You've written all your adventures in there, haven't you?
I want to know about them...
Will you read them to me?]

[> Yep, sure!
- Not today...]



<-L       Pt.11

It seems Minotauros has to lie down for a while because of how bad his injuries are...

Rulue seems kind of down as well.

What surprised me was Schezo asking to join us, even though he was so against it at first...

<-L

Did something happen?

I never knew Schezo was that knowledgeable about that eyeball ghost.

「Yogs」? 「Yoggus」?
I don't have the slightest idea what's going on.



High Flower[...Pretty good.
I'll remember that!]

Arle[R-Remember it for what?]

High Flower[Huhuhu... well now, I wonder.]

Bear[In this town...]

Bear[the fields to the south are dangerous because there's a boy riding a huge lizard all over the place.]

Bear[...It looks like that's what they're having problems with.]

[From time to time, smoke billows out from all kinds of places in this town.]

[Some~times it smells strange, too...
What on earth is that, I wonder?]

Arle[Smoke?]

Rulue[Could it be that strange smoke again...?]

Schezo[Unclear.
We can't say anything right now.]

[「Standfirm Field」 at the south of town.
That used to be the perfect place for just spacing out from time to time and doing some thinking.]
//TL Note: "Koraete Sougen", from koraeru, to bear sth / withstand and take it

[And then that damn kid entered the picture!
While I was deep in contemplation, he breathed fire on my ass!]

[Trampling around all over the place as well...
Can't get a single bit of thinking done!]

Arle[That sounds dangerous...]

[Tch. It's a bit far, but I guess next time I'll go to the 「Rigor Plains」 in the east.]
//TL Note: "Kicchii Heigen", kicchii probably being an intensified or warped form of kitsui (tight, severe, hard, tough, gruelling, straining...).

[The locations of 「Standfirm Field」
and 「Rigor Plains」
were drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Schezo[!!
Yes, there's smoke here too...!]

Arle[So then... there might be a Yog here too?]

Schezo[Not sure.
...Let's just go and see.]

Kodomo Dragon[Ahh?
Who you guys!?
Why you come in here!?]

Rulue[Ah... This is that kid, who's running around making things dangerous?]

Kodomo Dragon[What!?
What you say now!?
You say that again!]

Arle[Hyow... he's fiery...]

Kodomo Dragon[You shut face!
I not a kid!!]

Rulue[What, you want a fight?]

Kodomo Dragon[You want fight!]

Kodomo Dragon[You get fight!!]

Arle[Wahwahwah!]

*** Battle! ***

Arle[Go for it, Kaa-kun!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Arle[So there wasn't a Yog after all...]

Schezo[Nope...
From the look of this, they might have appeared in all sorts of other places...]

Schezo[Let's go back to Kickback Town for now!
We might be able to get hold of some new information!]

Arle[Okay!]

Video 8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jypFTz7BsDk

Arle[Ugh...
What is this smoke?
It smells weird~]

Arle[Don't tell me this the smoke that makes everyone go crazy again?
More work for Kaa-kun?]

Rulue[It's even in the towns now...?
...Well, either way, we'd better be careful not to breathe it in!]

Rulue[But this smoke...
Where on earth is it coming from?
Are the townspeople going to be okay?]

Rulue[...There's no use thinking about it, I suppose!
Let's go ask the people over there what's going on!]

[Welcome! *coughohgf!*
This place is Kickback Town... *coughohgf!*
What a load of smoke this is...]

[Don't worry, though, I've got three detectives on the case, they're looking into it right now!]

Schezo[It's no good saying don't worry.
This smoke might be dangerous!]

Schezo[If it isn't too much trouble, could you allow us to participate in the investigation into this smoke as well?]

[Oh, sure! That'd be great!
To tell the truth... I hear two of the three detectives are slacking off right now!]

[Could you talk to the townsfolk, find which detective is doing his job, and report back to me?]

[I'm sure if we ask the one who's serious about this, we'll get some new info!]

[Sorry to ask this of you...
Talk to me again when you've figured out who the serious detective is.]

//Looks like the person playing these videos already knows the right answer and is skipping the investigation part.

[Oh! You guys again!
Did you go ask the townsfolk?]

[...And did you figure out who the serious detective is?]

[> Yep! I've got it!
- Let me think a little more...]

[Hohoh! You got it, huh!?
Go on then, let's hear it!
Who's the serious detective!?]

[- 「Detective A」-kun
- 「Detective B」-kun
> 「Detective C」-kun]

[Hohoh!
That detective who goes 「nyuu nyuu」 is actually the serious fellow!?]

[Let's go pay 「Detective C」 a visit, then!]

[Now... 「Detective C」!
Did you get your hands on any info?]

[Unyu! It was nyu trouble at all!
I'll have the mystery of the smoke solved in nyu time!]

[Ohh! Marvelous!
「Detective C」, you were the one serious detective after all!]

[Well done, you lot!
You're a sharp bunch!
You remind me of me in my youth!]

[...Now, you were saying you'd like to join in the investigation into the mysterious smoke?]

[This detective should be able to answer your questions about the smoke!
Work hard now to solve the mystery!]

Arle[So, C-kun?
Did you figure out where the weird smoke is coming from?]

[Unyunyu...
I nyu the buildings in town look very suspicious...]

[I've found weird grass, strange smells, and an unyusual man holding a spear.]

[The most suspicious, are the building furthest north in town...]

[the building furthest west in town...]

[and one more!
The building furthest east in town...]

[I nyu it's one of those three!
But the rest is tricky...]

Arle[...Alright!
We'll all put our heads together for the rest!]

[Thank nyu!]

[I'll give you four pieces of nyuseful information.]

[And I want nyu to think about which building fits them all!]

Rulue[Got it!]

[Info 1!
Weird grass, I nyu was at two of the buildings.]

[Info 2!
I nyuticed strange smells in the north and west.]

[Info 3!
The unyusual man was in the east and one other building.]

[Info 4!
There was one thing nyu to the north that wasn't in the west.]

Schezo[Hmmm, that's a little complicated...
We'd better take notes and think about it...]

[Unyunyunyu...
How're nyu doing?
Did nyu solve the puzzle?]

[> Got it!
- Explain it one more time!]

Rulue[Of course I did!
This is a piece of cake to me!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh!]

[That's great nyus!
Can nyu tell me the answer!?]

[- Building to the north
> Building to the west
- Building to the east]

Rulue[The west building is where everything was sighted!
Simple! I mean...]

[...unyu? I don't nyu...
But...
we won't nyu until we try~]

Rulue[Let's go everyone, to the west building!]

[I borrowed the key and unlocked it before nyu came!
Prepare to charge... Nyuu~!]

[Oh nyuu...
I don't see anything strange anywhere...]

Rulue[This wasn't the place...
Geez, Arle!
Why don't you think more!?]

Arle[I-It's my fault!?
You were the one who was super-confident about it...]

Rulue[Now you're going to make excuses!?
Hmph!
What a sight you are!]

Rulue[...Well, what use is it blaming children for their little screwups.
Let's just go back!]

Arle[.............okay, okay.]

Rulue[Once only will suffice!
Phoofh...
Honestly, what a slow child...]

Arle[(Nerrrrrr!
Temper-tantrum Rulue! Bully!
Musclebrain! ...Right, Kaa-kun!?)]
//TL Note: In the original the first line is "iiiiiii da", which I believe is the same as "beeeee da", which is what you say while sticking out your tongue and sometimes pulling down on one lower eyelid with an index finger (Japanese insult gesture).

Carbuncle[(Guguguu)]

Rulue[Ah-- ah---
aachooooo!]
//TL Note: In Japanese culture, it's said that you sneeze when someone is talking about you behind your back.

Rulue[Hahh... someone must be whispering about my beauty again!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh!]

Schezo[How do I say this...
Rulue must be a happy person...]

[We'll have to start anyu...
Think hard nyu guys!]

[Unyunyunyu...
How're nyu doing?
Did nyu solve the puzzle?]

[> Got it!
- Explain it one more time!]

Rulue[Of course I did!
This is a piece of cake to me!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh!]

[That's great nyus!
Can nyu tell me the answer!?]

[- Building to the north
- Building to the west
> Building to the east]

Rulue[It's definitely the east building where everything was sighted!
After all...]

[...unyu? I don't nyu...
But...
we won't nyu until we try~]

Rulue[Let's go everyone, to the east building!]

[I borrowed the key and unlocked it before nyu came!
Prepare to charge... Nyuu~!]

[Oh nyuu...
There's nothing strange here...]

Rulue[This wasn't the place...
Geez, Schezo!
Why don't you think more!?]

Schezo[O-Oi...
You were the one who said this was definitely the place, remember?]

Schezo[Besides,
if you don't wipe that pissed-off look off your face,
you'll start to get wrinkles... whoagh!]

Rulue[WHUHHHTTT WAS THAAAAT!!?
Who are you calling WRINKLED!? An OLD HAG!?
A CRINKLE-CUT FACE!!?]

Schezo[Mhmhmmfff...
I-I never shaid that shtuff...
Mffhfmff...]

Rulue[Hmph! Say that again and next time I won't let you off so easy!]

Rulue[...Now let's go!]

Schezo[Don't I get some...
......pity... mhhfmfff]

[We'll have to start anyu...
Think hard nyu guys!]

[Unyunyunyu...
How're nyu doing?
Did nyu solve the puzzle?]

[> Got it!
- Explain it one more time!]

Rulue[Of course I did!
This is a piece of cake to me!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh!]

[That's great nyus!
Can nyu tell me the answer!?]

[> Building to the north
- Building to the west
- Building to the east]

Rulue[It's the north building where everything was sighted!
I mean...]

[Hmmm... it makes sense nyu!
Let's go, there's nyu time to waste!]

Rulue[Let's go everyone, to the north building!]

[This building does have a real nyuticable stench!
I want nyu to check it out!]

[Eeek! Eeek! Eeeeek!
It's awful, this is just awful!!]

Arle[Whoa!
That scared the life out of me!
W-What's wrong?]

[Listen, dear!
This bowled me over, it did!
Oh my, what a shock it was!]
//TL Note: "bowled me over" ...my translation for her catchphrase of surprise, "bikkuri tamage(chat)ta", which she overuses to the point of ridiculousness.

[We all thought we'd pay our other house a visit for the first time in a while, and deary me, would you believe it!]

[The whole house is full of smoke!
What in heaven's name is this!?
I don't have the foggiest idea what's going on!]

Arle[I-it's okay, ma'am, keep calm!
We'll do something about it for you!]

[Keep calm, oh that is funny! How do you suppose I do that!? This whole thing totally bowled me over!]

[............
Hm...?
hmmmm!?]

Arle[Wh-What's happened!?]

[Wh-Who... who are you people!?
Why were you just standing in front of my house!?]

[...Aha! I've got you now!
You're one of those pushy saleswomen!]

[Trying to take advantage of my panicked state to barge in and sell your no-good wares, aren't you!]

[The cruelty of people nowadays!
It really bowls you over!
But you can't fool me!]

[I'm buying nothing!
Go away!
We have everything we need, thank you very much!]

Rulue[「Everything we need」, you...
Hey, lady, wait just a moment!
We aren't 「saleswomen」!]

Rulue[In what world could you find a saleswoman with this much class!?]

Arle[We can't leave this smoke like this, it's just terrible!
Please let us investigate your house!]

[Hello there, can I do something for you?
I'm afraid I have my hands full right now with my sister, she's in a terrible mood.]

Arle[Ah! That other lady!?
Umm... Please!
We need to look around inside your house!]

[「Other lady」...?
Oh! You must be the pushy saleswomen my sister was talking about?]

[The woman who you were just talking to is my eldest sister.
Her name's 「Spring」].
//TL Note: In the original these three are called "Choujo", "Jijo" and "Sanjo", which mean quite literally "Eldest Daughter", "Second Daughter" and "Third Daughter". They're barely even names... anyway, I decided to name them after the first three seasons instead (and Winter is also used as one of the wrong answers, in place of "Yonjo").

[We're three siblings here.
My older sister, the middle one, is called 「Summer」.]

[I'm the youngest sister, called 「Autumn」.]

Schezo[N-Now look here...
We don't care about your names, and we aren't trying to sell you anything.]

Schezo[We just want to investigate why this smoke is coming out of your house!]

[Hm~, well, that's as may be,
but in our house we have a rule that you can't come in without the password.]

[I say password, but there's actually one for each of us, and you have to say them all...]

[I'm sure if you talk to the people in town you can get a hint towards it.]

[Well, I won't make you if you don't want to.
Bye then!]

[Unyu~... Oh well...
Looks like we have nyu choice but to go look for hints to the password in town...]

[Hello, hello. I'm the youngest sister, 「Autumn」.
...So, did you figure out the password?]

[> Yep, I got it!
- Wait a sec!]

Arle[Yep, got it perfectly!]

[Okay, here we go then!]

[「Born the third of three girls
From that it was clear! Yes,」
...How does this password continue?]

[- My name would be 「Winter」
> My name would be 「Autumn」
- My name would be 「Otter」]

[「Born the third of three girls
From that it was clear! Yes,
My name would be 『Autumn』」.]

[Yep! Correct!
Alright, I'll swap places with the middle sister, 「Summer」.]

[Gyahahahahaha!
I'm the middle sister, 「Summer」!
...So, did you figure out the password?]

[> Yep, I got it!
- Wait a sec!]

Arle[Yep, got it perfectly!]

[Okay, here we go then!]

[「So sweet they melt in my mouth!
They won't let go of my heart.」
...How does this password continue?]

[> Ahh~ Puyoman are a tasty thing
- Ahh~ Puyoman are a scary thing
- Ahh~ Puyosen are a tasty thing]
//TL Note: Puyoman = puyo manjuu = puyo dumplings
//Puyosen = puyo senbei = puyo rice crackers

「So sweet they melt in my mouth!
They won't let go of my heart.
Ahh~... Puyoman are a tasty thing」

[Gyahahahaha! Right answer!
Okay, I'll change places with the eldest sister, 「Spring」.]

[Deary me, you people bowl me over!
You dears are real workaholics!]

[I'm the eldest sister, 「Spring」!
...So, did you figure out the password!?]

[> Yep, I got it!
- Wait a sec!]

Arle[Yep, got it perfectly!]

[Okay, here we go then!]

[「My body and mind are freezing cold
But all is fine if I have you」
...How does this password continue?]

[> I love you, my thermal undershirt
- I love you, my darling
- I love you, my wool panties]

[「My body and mind are freezing cold
But all is fine if I have you
I love you, my thermal undershirt」]

[Oh my gosh, I've been bowled right over!
Who on earth told you of my love of thermal undershirts!?]

[...Well, never mind I suppose, a right answer is a right answer. You can come in if you like!]

[*coughoghoghh!* Nyu, it's smoky!
It looks like that nyusance smoke is coming from the basement!]

Rulue[Let's go to the basement!
This smoke... isn't normal...
There's probably a Yog down there!]

Schezo[Better brace ourselves!]

Arle[The strange smell's gotten even stronger!
It's so dark I can't see, though...]

Arle[Ahh! It's a weird plant!
And there's smoke coming from it!]

Arle[Now's your chance, Kaa-kun!
Attaaaaaaack!!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Sasori Man[Hogeeeee!
Aa~aa~
You've gone and done it now...]
//TL Note: Sasori Man = Scorpion Man. He speaks in a strong Kansai dialect.

[It's him!
It's the unyusual man with the spear!]

Sasori Man[Funny way you've got of talking about people!
I have a name, you know, I'm 「Sasori Man」!]

Sasori Man[And look what you've done, you lot, barging in here all of a sudden!]

Sasori Man[I finally got my hands on a good piece of fish, 
using this grass to smoke it to perfection...
And now it's all wasted, my poor smoked fish!]

Arle[...Smoked...?
Um?
What about the smoke that makes you go crazy...?]

Sasori Man[Smoke that makes you go what now?
Hmm...
Can't see what you're getting at there...]

Rulue[......Don't tell me it was your fish all this time...?
All the smoke around the town, and the smell...]

Sasori Man[Ahh man~ It was puffing out that much?
Damn, sorry about that, guys...]

Sasori Man[Smells good, though, am I right?
Kahhh! Love this stuff, I do!]

Rulue[YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNYYYYYYY!?
Geez... we thought it was Yog smoke, thought something serious was up...]

Rulue[only to find it's just this dope smoking some fish...
Dammit dammit dammit!]

Schezo[Hey..... calm down, Rulue...
We should be glad nothing's happened, everyone wins, right...?]

Rulue[No they don't!]

Rulue[Youuuuu~
Quit being such a nuisance to everyone!!]

Sasori Man[Hogeeee!
Why... why do I get clobberrrred...!?]

[I see, so he was smoking some fish...
Mmh... Pest!
What a nuisance indeed!]

Sasori Man[I've been saying sorry over here...
Don't get so mad at me, man, okay?]

[I suppose what's done is done...]

[As for me, I guess I won't be needed anyu more...
I'll be headed back home nyu.]

[Ohh, yes, very well done!
Everyone in town is grateful to you all!]

[This is our way of saying thanks.
Please accept it without hesitation.]

[Arle's party obtained the 「Star Spice」!]

Arle[Woo!
Thanks a lot.]

Sasori Man[Guess I'll be off too...]

Arle[Hey, Sasori Man!
Let me try some of your smoked fish one day!]

Sasori Man[Uwagh! I've had it with that, I think......
I don't wanna risk getting clobbered again!]

[All's well, all's well!
The town's settled again, at least!
What a ruckus!]

[Byebye nyu guys!]

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