Microsoft (ConceptTopic, 4)
From Compile Worlds
Microsoft is a tiny company that makes soft toys, hence their name. Oh wait, you meant THAT Microsoft? Hmm...
Microsoft is an absolutely enormous computer software company. They control 90% of the computers in the world (which are owned by, fittingly enough, the 90% of the world that is stupid). Luckily, they have a minority proportion of the web server market, and any intelligent person laughs whenever they see an ASP page or an IIS error. Microsoft is very well known for defying standards for no reason, thus managing to annoy expert Linux users all over the world.
