Log:MMS Translation (Meta, no ontology)

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Video 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U_RCwuYHrI

There once was a Hero

That Man, clad in golden Garb,
fought a mysterious Eye of great Evil

Even whilst facing Crises innumerable
as Evil Eyes spill'd without Limit
from far distant Dimensions,
by his unyielding Spirit he did not withdraw

After a fierce Battle...
Those evil Beings, converged into One,
he did seal within the 「Grand Sealing Tower」,
a Relic bequeath'd by God

With the Hope of all Creatures great and small,
the Brave One headed for the 「Grand Sealing Tower」

[Oh! Lagnus the Brave!]

[With him now trapped in the 「Grand Sealing Tower」, it should be impossible for him to move between dimensions!]

[The final battle is here at last!
Please, give it everything you have!!]

--- Grand Sealing Tower ---

[I NEVER EXPECTED THAT YOU WOULD BRING ME TO THIS...]

[IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE BEEN TAKING YOU SOMEWHAT LIGHTLY...]

Lagnus[...He's tough.]

Lagnus[He still has that much power even after being sealed...?]

[GHEHEHEH... DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME...]

[THIS SEAL IS NOTHING. A FEW MORE MOMENTS AND MY POWER WILL TEAR IT TO PIECES!]

[...YOU JUST TAKE YOUR TIME CLIMBING THIS TOWER.]

Lagnus[...I won't give you the chance.]

Lagnus[It took a lot to make it this far!]

Lagnus[I have you in a corner at last!!]

--- Grand Sealing Tower, Top Floor ---

Lagnus[!!]

[......OH?]

[YOU WERE FASTER THAN I ANTICIPATED...]

Lagnus[...Looks like I got here while the seal was still intact.]

Lagnus[Too bad for you, Yogusu, Demon of Dimensions!]

[...WHAT A SIMPLE MIND. WERE YOU REALLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION YOU HAD SEALED ME?]

Lagnus[What...!?]

[NWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!]

[HUMANS TRULY ARE CUTE LITTLE THINGS...]

[...I COULD JUST DEVOUR YOU ALL UP!]

[NOW. COME AT ME!!]

Lagnus[khh... This guy's something else...!]

Lagnus[But I cannot lose this fight!]

[GHEHEHEH... WHAT CAN YOU...
NO... WHAT CAN ANY OF YOU HUMANS POSSIBLY DO?]

Lagnus[......]

Lagnus[...I feel them.]

Lagnus[The prayers of every creature on the surface world...!]

[Lagnus's HP and MP fully recovered!!]

Lagnus[...All of you.]

Lagnus[Watch over me!
I will bring peace back to the surface...!!]

Lagnus[...Now! Let's finish this!!]

Lagnus[Wroaaaaaaaaa!!!]

*** Battle!! ***

Lagnus[Is it... over...?]

Lagnus[khh...!]

Lagnus[Haha...
I can hardly walk...]

Lagnus[......]

Lagnus[...But]

Lagnus[...I'm in no hurry anymore.]

Lagnus[khh...! I forgot...
「You guys」 exist in every dimension...!]

Lagnus[Then, the one I defeated just now was only one of many!]

Lagnus[Nooooooooooo!!!]

The End

HoodedPerson[...And so, the Hero was sent far into the other dimensions.]

HoodedPerson[And that's all for the story of 「The Legend of the Hero: Final Battle at the Grand Sealing Tower」.]

HoodedPerson[Be sure to come to watch again next week!]

BigEyesBoy[Aww, whaaat? It wasn't over!]

High Flower[The story was kinda dark again...
No fun...]

Bear[They're always really worn-out stories, huh?]

BigEyesBoy[Hey, let's go play at my house!]

All[Yaaaaaaaay!]

HoodedPerson[Dear, dear...
Kids these days...]

Arle[...Hey.]

HoodedPerson[...hm?]

Arle[Is there more to that story?]

HoodedPerson[Oh... Oh yes, of course there is!
But I haven't made it yet.]

Arle[...Ohhh...
That's a bit of a shame.]

HoodedPerson[...Oh, dear me.
I didn't mean to disappoint you...]

HoodedPerson[...I know! When I have the next part ready, you, little girl, will be the first to see it!]

Arle[Wow, really!?]

HoodedPerson[Of course!
Come see me here again.]

Arle[Yaaay! It's a promise!]

HoodedPerson[Yep. It's a promise.]

Arle[Hehe! I can't wait! ...]

Arle[...Oh! Oh no!
I forgot, I was in the middle of shopping!]

Arle[I gotta get going!
Okay, see you later!]

HoodedPerson[Ah, one moment, one moment.
Would you mind telling me your name?]

Arle[Arle!
My name's Arle Nadja!]

Video 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrKvXvMcofo

[Ah, good day, miss!
What are you looking for today?]

Arle[Potatoooes!]

[Ohh?! You're sounding chipper!
Okie-dokie...]

[Here you are, and I'll throw another in for free!]

Arle[Thank youu!
Here's the money!]

[Thanks! Come again!]

[Waaah! Waaah!]

Arle[Huh?]

[Oo...*hic*...*hic*... *sniff*]

Arle[Is that... crying?]

Arle[What's wrong?]

Panotty[...*hic*...*hic* ...*sniff*]

Panotty[...It's 'cause ...I...
I lost my special 'flute'...]

Arle[Oh dear...
Do you know where you dropped it?]

Panotty[...*sniff*
I think probably in the field I was playing in just now...]

Panotty[I ran all the way here 'cause I heard the picture storyteller was gonna be here...]
//Translator's Note: lit. "Kamishibai"er. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamishibai 

Arle[Field, you mean the 「Easy Plains」?]

Arle[Oh, I see... recently it's been getting a little rough around there in the evenings, hasn't it...]

Panotty[...Uh-huh.]

Panotty[I can't go back there on my own...]

Arle[All right then!
I'll come with you!]

Panotty[...Huh!?]

Arle[It's your special flute, right?
I'll help you look for it!]

Panotty[Thank you, onee-chan!]

[The location of 「Easy Plains」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Phew... we're here at last.
Let's go then!
Don't worry, I'm gonna find it for sure!]

Panotty[Thank you, onee-chan!
But... scary creatures come out here, so be careful.]

*** Battles! ***

Arle[Aha! I found a flute!
Hey, is this what you were looking for?]

Panotty[Aaaa!
That's it! My flute!]

[Found 「Panotty's Flute」!]

Panotty[Thank you very much, onee-chan!]

Arle[I'm glad we found it.
Come on, let's go home!
I'll walk you back to town.]

Panotty[Okay!!]

Panotty[Onee-chan, thank you very very much!]

Arle[Don't lose it again, okay?]

Panotty[Okay!!]

Arle[Phew...]

Arle[...Well. Maybe it's time I went home too!]

Orb[......hmm.]

Arle[Helllooo!]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Thanks for watching the place for me, Kaa-kun.]

Carbuncle[Guuu guuu!]

Arle[Ahaha!
Just a sec.
I'll put the fire on right away.]

Arle[It does get pretty cold in the evenings, doesn't it?]

Arle[Alright!
I think it's time I cooked up some food!]

Arle[Look forward to it!
I'm doing your favorite 「special curry」 today!]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Here you go, Kaa-kun!
Special curry's all done~
Ittadakkima~su!]

Carbuncle[Guggu guggu guuu!]

Arle[What's it like, Kaa-kun?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Ehehe, thanks!]

Arle[Oh yeah!
There was a picture storyteller in town today!]

Arle[His story kind of ended in the middle,]

Arle[but it kinda didn't feel to me like it was just a story, you know...]

Arle[He's going to come again, so let's go together next time, okay? I'll tell you today's story!]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Okay, it's a promise!]

Arle[...Okay, so that story... this happened... and then...]

Arle[and... *yaawn*...
...I'm getting kinda sleepy.
It's still a little early, but shall we get some sleep?]

Carbuncle[guu... guu...]
//Translator's Note: guu guu is the "sound" of deep sleeping in Japanese (kind of like zzz zzz). It's a cute 'coincidence' that it lines up with Carbuncle's speech pattern here (in quotes because I imagine it's intended).

Arle[Awhuh?
He's already sleeping...]

Arle[Guess I'll hit the sack too then.]

Arle[Night, Kaa-kun...]

[Wha-wha-wha-whatthe!?]

Arle[What!? What!? What was that!?
Hey, hey, Kaa-kun!
You heard that, right!?]

Carbuncle[guu... guu...]

Arle[Wuh......?]

Arle[Right, yeah...
Maybe it's better to look into it tomorrow when it's light out...]

Carbuncle[guu... guu...]

Arle[Sorry for making a fuss out of nothing.
Okay, night agaain!]

Arle[Morning, Kaa-kun!]

Arle[What was that sound yesterday?
I was so sleepy last night I forgot to worry about it...]

Arle[I think it must have been something pretty serious, though.]

Arle[Shall we try asking around town? Maybe someone knows something.]

Carbuncle[Gu...? Gugugu...?]

Arle[Hawha? 「I don't know what you're talking about」?]

Carbuncle[Gu...]

Arle[Oh, right...
You were fast asleep, weren't you, Kaa-kun...]

Arle[W-Well, anyway, let's just go to town! Okay?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Huh?
The picture storyteller isn't here today...]

Carbuncle[Gu!?
Guguuuu!]

Arle[You were looking forward to it, huh?
I was too.
How disappointing.]

Arle[...Well, let's just try asking the people in town about that craaazy sound last night.]

Carbuncle[Guu!]

High Flower[I know all about it!
That shock yesterday was definitely something crashing into the mountain at the back of town!]

Arle[Huh? Something...?]

High Flower[Umm, like...]

High Flower[......]

High Flower[...I don't know.]

High Flower[But I know the greengrocer knows all about the fastest ways to get to the mountain!]

[Ah, good day, miss!]

[...Hmm? The fastest way to get to the back mountain?]

[Well, sure, I know that...
See, from here you just go this way...]

[......Got it?]

[The location of 「Back Mountain」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

[I hear rumors the creatures living there are all going berserk right now.]

[Take care if you're planning to go.]

Arle[Thanks!]

Arle[Hey, Kaa-kun?]

Carbuncle[Gu?]

Arle[I wonder what ever happened at the back mountain?]

Carbuncle[Gu, guu.]

Arle[...Shall we go take a look?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[All right then!
Off to the mountain we go!!]

Arle[Whoah!?
W-What's happened here?
The air is kinda strange!]

Arle[Whoah!
What's this?]

Arle[Does it have something to do with the noise yesterday?]

Carbuncle[Guu!]

Arle[*cough* *cough*
Wow, this is... *cough*
a lot of smoke *cohughgh*!]

Arle[For now, we've just gotta stop the smoke!]

Arle[But how?]

Carbuncle[......]

Arle[Hmmm, I'm pretty stumped...]

Carbuncle[......!]

Arle[Any ideas, Kaa-kun?
...Huh? Kaa-kun, what are you doing?]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuuuu!!]

Arle[Wagh!!]

Arle[Wow, ama~zing!]

Arle[That was amazing, Kaa-kun!!
How did you do that!?]

Carbuncle[Guguu! Gugguguu!]

Arle[Wo~w... I didn't know the lasers you fire from the gem on your forehead could do something like that...]

Arle[You're kinda scary sometimes!]

Carbuncle[Guu!? Gugguguu!!]

Arle[Ahaha!
No, I'm impressed!]

Arle[...Come on.
Let's go back to town!
We have to let everyone know about this.]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Video 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAbsxKYUNhE

High Flower[I know all about it!
Your Kaa-kun has mysterious powers...]

Arle[Yeah! He does.]

Arle[Even on the mountain, Kaa-kun really pulled his weight and got me out of trouble.]

High Flower[And...
That's not all I know.]

High Flower[I hear creatures have started going crazy in all kinds of places, not just the mountain.]

Arle[W...What are you!?]

High Flower[Heheh... And also!]

High Flower[I know all about it!]

High Flower[Onee-chan...
You're just about to go do something...]

Arle[......]

Arle[Wh-whoah!
The shop looks completely different!!]

[Ah, good day, miss!
What d'you think of this lineup!?]

Arle[...Woow...
Those are some crazy weapons!
And there's so much armor too~!]

[I almost thought there wouldn't be a place for me anymore.]

[With things being like they are... see?]

Arle[Kaa-kun...
About what's happening recently...]

Carbuncle[Guu...?]

Arle[It could be there are other places making that weird smoke, just like that mountain...]

Arle[If that's true, things are really bad!
I've gotta go stop the smoke quickly!
...But...]

Arle[I don't even have a clue how to stop it...
You're the only one who can do it.]

Arle[Soo, Kaa-kun...
Will you come with me?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Really!?
Thanks, Kaa-kun!]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Arle[Oh, I know!
We've gotta let 「Rulue」 know about this.]

Arle[I'd feel bad if she came to visit while we were out.]

[The location of 「Rulue's Mansion」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Whooh!
This mansion never gets any smaller, does it.]

Arle[Anyone home!?]
//Translator's Note: "ojama shimaa~su!"

Rulue[Kh... why are you so strong!?
You're never normally like this!]

Arle[Huh? Rulue?]

Rulue[What!? A-Arle!?]

Arle[Hey Rulue!]

Rulue[W-Why are you here!?
Don't come in yet!!]

Minotauros[Brroooorrrr!!]

Arle[Wawhah!?]

Rulue[Dammit...!!]

*** Battle!! ***

Arle[Is that... Minotauros!?]

Rulue[Yes... I just found Mino like this after he came back from the pass!]

Arle[Just like... the creatures at the mountain...]

Rulue[!?
Arle, do you know something about this!?]

Arle[Yeah,]

Minotauros[Brroooorrrr!!]

Rulue[Kh... Tell me later!
We're just going to have to...
knock him unconscious for now!]

(2:27 ~ 4:58 no text)

Arle[......So, you see,
creatures seem to be going berserk in all kinds of places.]

Rulue[...Then Mino's rampage might have been caused by that smoke-like stuff, too?]

Arle[Probably...]

Minotauros[...uuugh]

Arle[Ah, he's up again...]

Minotauros[H-Huh...?
Why am I back at the mansion...?]

Minotauros[I'm pretty sure I was just...
Gwaghh! O-Oww, that hurts...!
My body's stinging all over...]

Rulue[Hey! You brainless ox!
Explain to me what happened at the pass!]

Minotauros[Huh? Pass...?]

Minotauros[...Ohh! Right!]

Minotauros[There was actually some weird smoke coming out of a kind of cave by the side of the pass.]

Minotauros[I thought it looked suspicious, so I poked my head in, and a whole lot of smoke came out... I don't remember much after that.]

Rulue[Sounds like it's just as Arle said...]

Rulue[Mino!
You are to wait here!]

Minotauros[Huh!?
Rulue-sama, where are you going...!?
If it's to the pass, allow me to come with you!]

Rulue[With you like that, you'll just be in the way!]

Arle[Rulue!
I'm coming with you!]

Rulue[Hahh!?
Why do you get to come?]

Arle[W-Well, I just told you!
You need Kaa-kun's lasers for the--]

Rulue[This is our problem.
I'm sorry to say this after you came all the way here to warn us...]

Rulue[but mind your own business!
And don't you dare follow me!]

Arle[Geez...
She's as stubborn as ever.
And being horrible on purpose...]

Minotauros[Arle...]

Arle[Oh well!!
Kaa-kun, shall we head off as well?]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Minotauros[Are you... headed to Cruel Pass?]
//Translator's Note: "koppido touge", probably from koppidoi (cruel, harsh, severe)... seems to be in contrast with "kan'i heigen" (Easy Plains).

Arle[Huh?
Hehe, well, yeah...]

Minotauros[...Thanks.]

Minotauros[Right! Then I'll guide you there!]

Arle[Y-You mustn't!
You need to lie down!]

Minotauros[...You know where the pass is?]

Arle[Au~...]
//Translator's Note: sound of... having no comeback, I suppose.

Minotauros[...Let's go, then?]

Arle[Ah... Okay, but!
You only need to take us there, okay!?
You go back when we reach the pass!]

Minotauros[Sure, sure!
Wah hah hah hah hah!]

Arle[Mhhh~... I'm not sure he means it...]

[「Minotauros」 joined your party!]

[The location of 「Cruel Pass」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Aryarya?
I can't see Rulue anywhere...
Did she go in already?]
//Translator's Note: "aryarya" sound of confusion

Minotauros[Probably...]

Minotauros[After all, Rulue-sama's stamina knows no bounds... she's almost unhuman... almost beastlike...]

Minotauros[......]

Minotauros[...Right?]

Arle[I-I kinda see what you're saying, but please don't ask me!]

Arle[So if I keep climbing up here, there'll be a weird cave?]

Minotauros[Right.]

Arle[This'll do, then.
Thanks a lot!]

Arle[You should go home and leave the rest to us.]

Minotauros[Yeah, but... it's fine.
You don't need to be pushy about it.]

Arle[W-What are you talking about?
I don't think I'm being pushy?]

Minotauros[Yeah, but.]

Arle[Besides, you're injured and--]

Minotauros[Yeah, but.]

Arle[*sigh*...
You were always going to come with me, weren't you?]

Minotauros[Yeah butcha!]

Arle[I think you mean 「you betcha」...]
//Translator's Note: "maa maa", "maa maa", "maa maa" (phrase for calming people down, like "it's cool it's cool"), followed by "maa ma!", a pun on "maa na!" ("sure was!")

Arle[...Geez, what am I going to do with you...
Even if I tell you 「no」 straight up, I doubt you'd listen...]

Minataurosu[Ha ha ha! That's that, then!]

Video 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ykk68KTALQ

Arle[*coughcough*!
Whoa... there's so much smoke!!
Is this that cave?]

Minotauros[*ghoghogh*!
Yes!
Arle, don't breathe it in too much...]

Arle[Yeah... I'm okay...]

Arle[Let's get a move on.]

Minotauros[Wh-- Whattt!?]

Arle[Wawhah!]

Arle[M-Minotauros, are you okay!?]

Minotauros[D-D-D...
Don't... think so...!]

Minotauros[...Ugh! Arle!
I don't think I'm gonna be able to move from here!]

Minotauros[Sorry, but please find Rulue and bring her back here!!]

Minotauros[I'll do my b-b-best to hang on until then!!]

Arle[G-Got it!
I'll bring her back right away!
Hang in there, Minotauros!]

[「Minotauros」 left your party!]

Arle[Oh! Rulue!?]

EvilRulue[......]

Arle[...Rulue?
Hey! Rulue!!]

EvilRulue[HAHHHH...!]

Arle[S-She seems kinda...]

EvilRulue[HAAAAHHHHHHHH...!!]

Arle[...Don't tell me you've gone crazy too!?]

*** Battle!! ***

Arle[Do it, Kaa-kun!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Rulue[U...ughhh...]

Arle[Aha! Rulue!
Have you come round?]

Rulue[...Huh?
W-Why in the world are you here!?]

Rulue[I told you this was our problem!]

Arle[B-But...]

Rulue[There's no ifs or buts about it!
In the first place, you're too much of a busybody!]

Rulue[You remember what happened the other day?]

Rulue[*nag nag*...*moan*...]

Arle[(Why am I getting complaints?)]

Carbuncle[Guu! Guguu!!]

Arle[Oh! Oh no!
Rulue, we have to get out of here quickly!
Minotauros is in trouble!]

Rulue[Huh? Wait, what!?
What is this!?
Why is Mino here as well!?]

Arle[Never mind that, come on!]

Minotauros[Phewwwww, that was close.
Thank you greatly, Rulue-sama.
...Sorry for the trouble, Arle.]

Arle[Hehe.
Glad you're okay, Minotauros.]

Rulue[...Honestly. You really don't try, do you?
You should be able to smash a rock like that to bits!]

Minotauros[I-I-I can't do that!]

Minotauros[Ah, but, you haven't lost your touch, Rulue-sama!
You did it alright!
That smoke's disappeared!]

Rulue[Huh? Smo...ke...?]

Rulue{Ah, now that I think about it, I think I... found a strange plant deep in the cave, and...]

Rulue[Yes, yes, a strange character came at me all of a sudden!]

Arle[A strange character?]

Rulue[Sort of like a bear...
Sort of like an owl...
A strange character, anyway.]

Arle[(Who could that have been?
There wasn't anyone like that...)]

Rulue[And then, as we were fighting,
the plant beside us puffed out smoke,
which I accidentally inhaled...]

Rulue[And then... hm?
That's odd, I don't remember anything.
The next thing I knew......]

Rulue[...The haze was gone and...
A-Arle... was... there...]

Rulue[.......]

Rulue[W-Wait, don't tell me...]

Rulue[My body acted subconsciously and won the fight for me!?]

Minotauros[......]

Minotauros[That's a bit too convenient...]

Rulue[H-Hmph!
...So I ended up the same as you, I see how it is!]

Minotauros[T-The same as Rulue-sama!]

Arle[Haha... w-well, everyone's okay now, look on the bright side... right?]

Rulue[H-How demeaning!
That I would have to be saved by someone...
And Arle, of all people!

Minotauros[The same as Rulue-sama............
..................................
.............................guhu♪]

Rulue[Ohh, enough from you!
You brainless ox!!]

Arle[L-Let's just go rest somewhere.]

Rulue[Yes... There should be a place called 「Respite Village」 near here.
Let's rest there.]
//Translator's Note: "Hotto no Mura". I'm guessing that "hotto" is not the English word "hot" but actually from "hotto suru" meaning "feel relieved". Seems apt for the description of the place. (the "ho" of "hotto suru" comes from the Japanese sound of the breath you release when relieved / taking a breather - "phew" in English.)

Rulue[I will be graceful enough to show you the way,
so make sure you keep it within your tiny heads!]

[The location of 「Respite Village」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[...Though, I wonder who that strange character was that you said you met, Rulue?]

Arle[Something that's like a bear and also like an owl...?]

Arle[Maybe all this is his doing!]

Rulue[......]

Arle[He wasn't in the cave, so I guess he moved someplace else...]

Arle[Let's try asking around a bit, okay?
Maybe someone in this village might know something.]

Rulue[I suppose so...]

[Listen, listen!
Just now, near the pass, I saw a bear with a beak!]

[It had a huge body, but it still darted off, right into the forest to the west!]

[What on earth was that thing...?]

Arle[What!?
Where is this west forest?]

[Umm... okay, I'll tell you how to get there!]

[The location of 「Shriek Forest」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]
//Translator's Note: "yaan no mori"...
//Well, "Yaan" means "yarn", but I don't see any yarn here. ...My thoughts are pulled in another direction... such as the relation of the wind gimmick in the forest to the words "yaan"/"iyaan"/"iyaa", which represent squeals/shrieks/screams in Japanese...
//In case it's still not obvious... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boe9nJkk7GM&t=6m
//If you think this is wrong, "Forest of Yaan" is another option to remain ambiguous.

Arle[Thank you very much!
...Hey, hey, Rulue!
Did you hear that!?]

Rulue[Yes...]

Arle[She said 「the forest to the west」...
But, Rulue, you're planning to go alone again, aren't you?]

Arle[You might be against it, but who knows what's in there, I think it's too dangerous for you to go alo--]

Rulue[What is this babble? Did you only just wake up!?
Don't fall asleep while standing!
Did you practice that? What a waste of time!]

Rulue[You're coming too!
Of course you are!
Obviously!!]

Rulue[Don't just rely on me for everything!
What a cheeky little child you are!]

Arle[B-But you were saying earlier that following you makes me a busybody...]

Rulue[Zip your mouth!
Honestly, children who don't know how to say thank you!]

Rulue[You are being given the opportunity to accompany the most beautiful woman who has ever lived, so I expect you to be a little grateful!]

Rulue[Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!]

Rulue[...Now let's go!]

Arle[Wa-Wait... Minotauros, what's happened to Rulue...?]

Minotauros[D-Don't ask me.
I have no idea what's going on...]

Arle[Hey! Look at this!
The leaves are floating!
Whoooa, that's weird!]

Minotauros[Oh woowww!
Rulue-sama! This is magic, true magic!]

Rulue[You people...
Leaves don't just float on their own.]

Rulue[It's the wind, the wind!
They're being blown upwards in the wind.]

Arle[Ohhh, I see~
Trust you, Rulue, you know everything!]

Rulue[Yep, if you're ever stuck for answers, I'm the girl to ask!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!]

Arle[So what would happen if we got ourselves caught in this wind?]

Minotauros[That's an interesting idea.
It does seem to be quite a strong wind, after all...]

Rulue[......I don't.........]

Rulue[I don't know that, why would I know that!?
Try it and find out yourselves!
Don't just ask me about everything!]

Minotauros[First it's ask me anything, then it's don't ask me...]

Minotauros[Geez, Rulue-sama, you're all over the place...]

Minotauros[(......but that's what makes you so charming... guhu♪)]

Arle[L-Let's just go, then...
(Why is Minotauros smiling to himself...?)]

Arle[Wha-wha-wha-whatthe!?
Where are we!?
What happened to us!?]

Rulue[Calm down, Arle.
It seems like we were blown here by the wind just now.]

Minotauros[Well, we managed to get blown here, so I suppose it's worth giving this area a look over as well.]

Minotauros[There might be other places like this, too.]

Video 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL1GHJKEqR0

Owlbear[Ora oraa!!]

Arle[Ah! It's true!
It's a creature that's like a bear and also like an owl!]

Rulue[Arle!
Now it's up to you!]

Arle[Huh?
I-I'm going to fight him by myself?]

Rulue[This guy can't be beaten with direct attacks alone!]

Arle[Even your weirdo magic is better than nothing in this case!]

Minotauros[...So what you're saying is, my own attacks would do nothing!?]

Minotauros[And, in fact, when you were fighting this guy before,]

Minotauros[your attacks did absolutely nothing at all to him in the slightest!?]

Rulue[Enough from you! You brainless ox!!
Why else would I tell Arle to come with me!?]

Rulue[A guy like this would never have gotten the best of me if I could just have created an opening!]

Arle[Oh, that's what happened...]

Arle[Okay! Leave it to me!
I'll create a chance for you to attack!]

*** Battle! ***
(0:45 ~ 2:50 no text) 

Arle[We did it!]

Minotauros[I'm glad we took care of him, but not being able to attack the way I want is... phew, pretty darn stressful!]

Rulue[You said it!
I never want to fight another battle this way as long as I live!]

Rulue[......!!]

Rulue[W-What is that!?]

Arle[Huh...?]

Arle[What!?]

*** Battle... ***

[.....................]

Minotaurosu[W-What in the world is this...!?]

[.....................]

*** Battle end... ***

Carbuncle[...gu?]

Carbuncle[Gu!? Guguguguggu!!]

Arle[Huh? What's up, Kaa-kun?]

Carbuncle[Gugugugugguu!]

Arle[Aaaahh!
It's that freaky plant!]

Rulue[That thing must have planted it!]

Minotauros[Hmm. So we'll have to take care of that strange eyeball for this whole mess to be over?]

Arle[L-Let's worry about that later!
Kaa-kun, if you don't mind!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Rulue[Wow, pretty impressive.]

Minotauros[What a mysterious creature that is...]

Arle[...But, given what we've seen here, I get the feeling things are happening on a much wider scale than the rumors suggested...]

Arle[It's looking like this is going to turn into a big adventure, huh, Kaa-kun?]

Carbuncle[Guu!]

Rulue[Arle... it looks like you were right.]

Rulue[It seems those freakish plants can only be gotten rid of by Carbuncle's lasers...]

Rulue[Ahhh... I get the feeling I owe you a lot of favors.]

Arle[N-Not at all, you don't need to worry about anything like that!]

Rulue[...I knew it, I just knew you'd say that.]

Rulue[Honestly!
You're not the least bit entertaining!]

Arle[W-Why am I getting...?]

Rulue[Right! I've decided!
I'm gonna join you on your adventure!]

Rulue[Well, I'm sure you'll be able to rest easy now that I'm in charge!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!]

Rulue[...I won't take no for an answer!]

Arle[R-Really!?]

Arle[You'll really come with me!?]

Rulue[Wh--?
Why are you sounding so happy about it!?
Honestly, you knock me for a loop...]

Arle[Hehe...
Well, to tell the truth, I would've felt lonely all by myself...]

Minotauros[Arle!
Take me with you as well!
Rulue-sama, I will accompany you to the ends of the earth!]

[「Rulue」 and 「Minotauros」 joined your party!]

Arle[Woo!
Thanks, Minotauros!
I feel like we can do anything now!]

Minotauros[Well, then, let's return to the village to gather information once more.]

Rulue[I agree...
Arle, we're heading back.]

Arle[Okay!!]

Rulue[Look, would you kindly stop grinning!]

Orb[......]

[Listen, listen!]

Arle[A-Again?]

[There's no tea left anywhere in the village!
Gramps is really stressing over it!]

Arle[Did something happen?]

[Well, in the south of the village, there are some ruins inhabited by a certain Skeleton T-sama.]

[The village periodically dedicates some 「tea」 to those ruins.]

[In exchange for Skeleton T-sama's concepts for new varieties of tea,]

[we dedicate some of the tea to him, you see!]

[The problem is that Skeleton T-sama has come forward recently demanding large amounts of tea for himself.
It's never been this way before...]

[So, we no longer have the surplus that we would normally give to travelers who stop by.]

[Even at my house, we're drinking it diluted to four parts water...]
//TL Note: In case you worry about the number shown on the video: 1/5th concentration = 1:4 ratio

Arle[Is that Skeleton T-sama really such a scary person?]

[Oh, no...
Not at all, before this.
In fact, he was a cheerful and very likeable person...]

Arle[How strange...]

Rulue[Sounds like we need to look into this...
So, where could we find this Skeleton T-sama?]

[Ummm... the ruins to the south.
I'll show you the way again!]

[The location of 「Canary Ruins」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Ah, Schezo?]

Schezo[Hmmh? ...Oh, it's you, Arle.
Why are you in a place like this?
Don't tell me... you have nothing else to do?]

Arle[Don't be silly!
I'm not like you, Schezo...]

Arle[Besides, what about you?
Why are you here?]

Schezo[Hahh?
I thought we just established that?]

Arle[????]

Schezo[...I have nothing else to do.]

Rulue[Excuse me, but--]

Arle[W-Well, that's perfect!
You can come help us if you'd like!]

Schezo[No thanks. Sounds like work to me.]

Schezo[Why do I have to help you guys out, anyway?]

Arle[Aw, come on~]

Rulue[You're the worst kind of man, you know that?]

Schezo[Hmph. Say what you will.
I don't waste my energy for no benefit.]

Rulue[Whatever.
Let's go, Arle!]

Arle[O-Okay.]

Schezo[Hmph...
They just can't help themselves, can they...]

Orb[......]

Arle[Hahh... hehh... hooh...
H-Here at last...]

Arle[T-This is new... hooh...
Looks like this building... hahh...
can be entered from the top... hehh...]

Rulue[Come on, get it together.
Look at us!
We aren't short of breath at all!]

Minotauros[R-Rulue-sama... hoooh...
I might be... a little short myself...
hoooh... hoooh...]

Rulue[...]

Arle[Hahh... hehh... hooh...
It's just like Minotauros said...]

Arle[Your... stamina...
knows no bounds, you're unhuman...]

Rulue[Mino said... what?]

Minotauros[R-Rulue-sama! There's been a mixup!
I-I... I didn't m-mean to imply that sort of...!]

Rulue[...「Didn't mean to imply that」?
Then what, may I ask, did you mean to imply...?]

Arle[Umm, I think he said one other thing as well, what was it...
(↑ hasn't heard their conversation)]

Minotauros[W-Wait!
A-Arle-san...!?]

Arle[Oh! I remember!
「Beastlike」, wasn't it?]

Rulue[*snap!*]
//TL Note: sound of the last straw breaking the camel's back / The sound of her mentally snapping with anger / losing her temper / becoming unable to restrain herself.

Minotauros[I-I meant it only as the highest compliment!
It's the truth!
Please believe me, Rulue-sama!]

Minotauros[You have always been my only concern, I have always served to the best of my ability, for you and you alone! 
I would never do anything that would...!]

Minotauros[It's inconceivable! Why would I speak ill of you, Rulue-sama!?
Right!? I-I-I mean, I--]

Minotauros[I lo--]

Minotauros[lo...]

Minotauros[love you... with all my heart...]

Minotauros[(I-I went and said ittttttttt!!)]

Rulue[Heheheh...!]

Rulue[A beast...]

Rulue[A beast, eh...]

Minotauros[(S-She ain't listening!)]

Rulue[Oohhh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh
hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh
hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh...]

Rulue[Ho... ho ho hooaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!]

Minotauros[Heeeeeee!!
Help meeeeeee!!]

Rulue[Hmph.
Be thankful I don't punish you further.]

Minotauros[......Thank you very much.]

Rulue[Come on, Arle.]

Arle[Ah... okay.]

Minotauros[......Thank you very much.]

Video 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh3rBVAxH7Q

[It seems to be a stone pedestal.
There is a hollow in it,
and it seems like something could fit in there.]

Minotauros[Oh? This pedestal...
There's a gold disc set into it.]

Arle[A 「gold disc」, huh...
We might be able to use that for something!
Can't we take it off and carry it with us!]

Rulue[Hmm...
It's stuck tightly into the pedestal,
it doesn't look like we can remove it...]

Rulue[Oh!? It looks like this pedestal is made of wood!]

[Arle's party obtained the 「gold disc」!]

Arle[Ah! This pedestal...
There's a hollow in it!
Maybe we can stick something in it?]

Rulue[Hmm, yes...
This shape... this size...
I feel like I've seen this before...]

Rulue[I've got it!
It's that gold plate we just found!
That would fit perfectly!]

Minotauros[Nice going, Rulue-sama!
Let's stick the gold disc in right away!]

[Arle's party set the 「gold disc」 in the stone pedestal!]

Rulue[Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!
I knew it!
You see, just as I told you!]

Minotauros[You really are amazing, Rulue-sama!
If I were to describe it...]

Minotauros[You're unhumanly tough, 
but you have brains too!]

Rulue[Mino! I told you about this!
Are you trying to make me angry!?]

Minotauros[O-Oh, Rulue-sama...
I'm just complimenting you...!]

Arle[Are these two always like this...?]

SkeletonT[Ohhhh...ochaa!!]
//TL Note: o-cha, tea.

Arle[Ah! You're Skeleton T-sama?]

SkeletonT[Ocha ocha ocha ochaa!]

Arle[Whoa!]

Rulue[We're not getting anywhere, are we...]

Minotauros[Rulue-sama...
It seems he's gone crazy just like we did!]

Rulue[Grr...!
Don't say 「we」!]

Rulue[And don't sound happy about it!]

Minotauros[B-But...]

Rulue[Mo--ving--on!]

Rulue[Arle!
Time to knock some sense back into him!]

Arle[Right!]

*** Battle!! ***
(1:38 ~ 3:48 no text)

Rulue[Ah!! It's that guy again!]

Arle[Y-You're right!]

Rulue[You won't get away this time!!]

Rulue[W--What!?]

Minotauros[Look out!!]

Minotauros[Gwooooooooooar!!]

Rulue[Mino!!]

Schezo[No you don't!]

Arle[Schezo...!?]

Schezo[Aaaahhhhhhhh!!]

Arle[a...]

Schezo[...You were lucky.]

Schezo[Let's get out of here.]

Rulue[......]

Rulue[Let's... go back to my house for now.]

Rulue[I'm worried...
about Mino...]

Arle[Y-Yeah...]

Rulue[......]

Arle[I'm glad it wasn't anything serious, though.
I'm sure he'll get better if he rests easy for a while.]

Rulue[...He's an idiot.
No one asked him to... shield us like that...]

Arle[Rulue...]

Schezo[You sure you don't want to keep Rulue company?]

Arle[Y-Yeah, I guess you're right...]

Arle[Ch-Cheer up, Rulue!]

Arle[Minotauros won't be able to relax and rest if you're listless like that!]

Rulue[...!]

Rulue[Who are you calling listless!?]

Rulue[This is just a--a headache, from thinking about how on earth I'm going to train this ox to stop being so feckless!]

Arle[Hm? Hmmmmm?]

Rulue[What, you thought I looked sad?
Hah! You must be joking!]

Arle[Hmmmh? Okay,
I'll leave it at that, then...
Hehe...]

Rulue[Th-That annoys me somehow...]

Arle[...But we're all safe thanks to you, Schezo!]

Rulue[Really...
Considering you were so set against coming...]

Rulue[it's suspicious how perfectly-timed your entrance was, don't you think?]

Arle[Ahaha!
He took the good part for himself, didn't he!]

Arle[...But it did mean that we were able to get rid of that round creature... I guess everything is peaceful again now?]

Schezo[...No, it's still not over.]

Arle[Huh? What do you mean?]

Schezo[That sphere...
It's nothing more than one of his--one of 「Yoggus」's selves!]

Rulue[「Yoggus」?
Who is 「Yoggus」!?]

Schezo[...Yeah, I guess I'd better fill you guys in on this.]

Schezo[Right...
I'll tell you everything I know.]

[...So, what do you want to ask about?]

[> Who's this 「Yoggus」?
- What's that weird smoke?
- What now?]

Schezo[The 「Demon of Dimensions」, who manifests himself in every dimension and brings disaster to each.]

Schezo[The demon is broken into many selves...
The sphere I defeated earlier is called a 「Yog」.
It's no more than a single one of his selves.]

Arle[So even if we defeat the 「Yogs」,
「Yoggus」 will still be okay?]

Schezo[No...
The 「Yogs」 make up 「Yoggus」 collectively.]

Schezo[So if we could defeat all the 「Yogs」, we may be able to erase the 「Yoggus」 of this world...]

Arle[...Of this world...?]

Schezo[Like I just said...
He is the 「Demon of Dimensions」, existing in every dimension.]

Schezo[Even if we defeat this world's 「Yoggus」,
it's possible that a new 「Yoggus」 could transition here from another space.]

Arle[Oh no...
Then what can we do...!?]

Schezo[Well, hold on a minute.]

Schezo[I'm only talking possibilities.
Right now defeating the 「Yogs」 is probably more important...]

Arle[...Right.]

[...So, what do you want to ask about?]

[- Who's this 「Yoggus」?
> What's that weird smoke?
- What now?]

Schezo[Left to their own devices, 「Yogs」, the selves of 「Yoggus」, will plant 「Wicked Seeds」 everywhere indiscriminately.]

Schezo[Once planted, the 「seeds」 germinate very quickly, and before long...]

Schezo[they start producing dangerous smoke that's harmful to living things.]

Arle[「Wicked seeds」...?
Then, those plantlike things must have been...!]

Schezo[Yes, they were planted by a 「Yog」, 
and they get out of hand very quickly...
You could say they're like 「cancer cells」.]

Arle[So those clones are still all over the place... then?]

Schezo[Exactly.]

[...So, what do you want to ask about?]

[- Who's this 「Yoggus」?
- What's that weird smoke?
> What now?]

Schezo[...They will surely try again somewhere.]

Schezo[Of course, the ideal situation would be to find them before that, but...]

Arle[Kaa-kun...
This really is going to be a long journey.]

Carbuncle[Guu guu.]

Schezo[......]

Schezo[If it's not too much trouble...
would you let me join you on your journey?]

Schezo[I'm sure we'll get rid of them a lot quicker if we work together.]

Arle[Wha...?]

Arle[Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?]

Schezo[Wh--!?
...Why are you acting so surprised!?]

Arle[Well, I mean...
Right, Rulue...?]

Rulue[......]

Rulue[So spherical monsters called 「Yogs」 are planting things called 「Wicked Seeds」...]

Rulue[and the smoke produced from the plantlike objects that grow shortly after is making all kinds of beings lose their sanity.]

Rulue[...I get that much.
But...]

Schezo[...Is there something else you don't understand?]

Rulue[...What I don't understand is you.]

Rulue[You seem to know an awful lot about these 「Yogs」 and so on...?]

Rulue[In the first place, why are you being so cooperative?
Normally, you'd just groan and grumble about having to work.]

Rulue[What on earth has happened to you...?]

Arle[O-okay, okay...
Schezo did just save us back there, you know...]

Arle[And Minotauros does have to stay rested for the time being, so...
I'd feel a whole world safer with him alongside us.]

Schezo[Really? ...Thank you.]

Rulue[Eyuch! Since when have you thanked people politely like that...!?
...This gets more suspicious by the moment.]

Schezo[......]

Rulue[...Well, whatever.
But if you do anything even slightly suspect, don't expect me to go easy on you!]

Schezo[...You got it.]

[「Schezo」 joined your party!]

Arle[Okay, where should we go first?]

Schezo[A little while back I stopped by a town in the east, and the people there were getting into a real frenzy over something or other.]

Arle[Okay, let's go check out that town then!
Ummm...
Past the mountains to the east, right?]

[The location of 「Kickback Town」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]
//TL Note: "Kutsurogi no Machi".

Minotauros[Hooh... haahh... hooh... haahh...]

Arle[Minotauros...
This is all our fault... I'm sorry...]

Arle[I hope you get better soon...]

Video 7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6OBOXrWSxU

Panotty[Hehehe.
You took a while, onee-chan!]

Arle[Huh!?
Why are you here?]

Panotty[One, two!]

All[No one called us but
da-da-da-da-daaahhhh!]

All[The 「A.B.G」 support team 
is on the scene!]

Arle[Eh-- A... B... G...?]

Panotty[ 「Arle Bomber Girl」, known to the world as 「A.B.G」!]

Arle[(b-bomber...?)]

Bear[That's wrong!
It's 「Arle Boy Girl」!]

Arle[(Boy...?
Why I am a boy now...?)]
//Translator's Note: ...well, in the original this was a comment on trying to figure out what the English word "boy" means in Japanese... that won't work here though, so I had to change it.

High Flower[What are you talking about?
I know all about it...
It's 「Arle, Busty Gal」]

Arle[(b-b-...busty!?)]

All[......]

Panotty[...Sorry, I'll find out what it was later!]

Rulue[You're all saying different things.
I could understand it somewhat if it was something like 「Arle Backup Group」...]

All[Tha--That was it!]

Rulue[What's with you lot...?]

High Flower[I know all about it...]

High Flower[That you're keeping a 「diary」...]

Arle[Heheh, I actually am...]

High Flower[You've written all your adventures in there, haven't you?
I want to know about them...
Will you read them to me?]

[> Yep, sure!
- Not today...]



<-L       Pt.11

It seems Minotauros has to lie down for a while because of how bad his injuries are...

Rulue seems kind of down as well.

What surprised me was Schezo asking to join us, even though he was so against it at first...

<-L

Did something happen?

I never knew Schezo was that knowledgeable about that eyeball ghost.

「Yogs」? 「Yoggus」?
I don't have the slightest idea what's going on.



High Flower[...Pretty good.
I'll remember that!]

Arle[R-Remember it for what?]

High Flower[Huhuhu... well now, I wonder.]

Bear[In this town...]

Bear[the fields to the south are dangerous because there's a boy riding a huge lizard all over the place.]

Bear[...It looks like that's what they're having problems with.]

[From time to time, smoke billows out from all kinds of places in this town.]

[Some~times it smells strange, too...
What on earth is that, I wonder?]

Arle[Smoke?]

Rulue[Could it be that strange smoke again...?]

Schezo[Unclear.
We can't say anything right now.]

[「Standfirm Field」 at the south of town.
That used to be the perfect place for just spacing out from time to time and doing some thinking.]
//TL Note: "Koraete Sougen", from koraeru, to bear sth / withstand and take it

[And then that damn kid entered the picture!
While I was deep in contemplation, he breathed fire on my ass!]

[Trampling around all over the place as well...
Can't get a single bit of thinking done!]

Arle[That sounds dangerous...]

[Tch. It's a bit far, but I guess next time I'll go to the 「Rigor Plains」 in the east.]
//TL Note: "Kicchii Heigen", kicchii probably being an intensified or warped form of kitsui (tight, severe, hard, tough, gruelling, straining...).

[The locations of 「Standfirm Field」
and 「Rigor Plains」
were drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Schezo[!!
Yes, there's smoke here too...!]

Arle[So then... there might be a Yog here too?]

Schezo[Not sure.
...Let's just go and see.]

Kodomo Dragon[Ahh?
Who you guys!?
Why you come in here!?]

Rulue[Ah... This is that kid, who's running around making things dangerous?]

Kodomo Dragon[What!?
What you say now!?
You say that again!]

Arle[Hyow... he's fiery...]

Kodomo Dragon[You shut face!
I not a kid!!]

Rulue[What, you want a fight?]

Kodomo Dragon[You want fight!]

Kodomo Dragon[You get fight!!]

Arle[Wahwahwah!]

*** Battle! ***

Arle[Go for it, Kaa-kun!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Arle[So there wasn't a Yog after all...]

Schezo[Nope...
From the look of this, they might have appeared in all sorts of other places...]

Schezo[Let's go back to Kickback Town for now!
We might be able to get hold of some new information!]

Arle[Okay!]

Video 8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jypFTz7BsDk

Arle[Ugh...
What is this smoke?
It smells weird~]

Arle[Don't tell me this the smoke that makes everyone go crazy again?
More work for Kaa-kun?]

Rulue[It's even in the towns now...?
...Well, either way, we'd better be careful not to breathe it in!]

Rulue[But this smoke...
Where on earth is it coming from?
Are the townspeople going to be okay?]

Rulue[...There's no use thinking about it, I suppose!
Let's go ask the people over there what's going on!]

[Welcome! *coughohgf!*
This place is Kickback Town... *coughohgf!*
What a load of smoke this is...]

[Don't worry, though, I've got three detectives on the case, they're looking into it right now!]

Schezo[It's no good saying don't worry.
This smoke might be dangerous!]

Schezo[If it isn't too much trouble, could you allow us to participate in the investigation into this smoke as well?]

[Oh, sure! That'd be great!
To tell the truth... I hear two of the three detectives are slacking off right now!]

[Could you talk to the townsfolk, find which detective is doing his job, and report back to me?]

[I'm sure if we ask the one who's serious about this, we'll get some new info!]

[Sorry to ask this of you...
Talk to me again when you've figured out who the serious detective is.]

//Looks like the person playing these videos already knows the right answer and is skipping the investigation part.

[Oh! You guys again!
Did you go ask the townsfolk?]

[...And did you figure out who the serious detective is?]

[> Yep! I've got it!
- Let me think a little more...]

[Hohoh! You got it, huh!?
Go on then, let's hear it!
Who's the serious detective!?]

[- 「Detective A」-kun
- 「Detective B」-kun
> 「Detective C」-kun]

[Hohoh!
That detective who goes 「nyuu nyuu」 is actually the serious fellow!?]

[Let's go pay 「Detective C」 a visit, then!]

[Now... 「Detective C」!
Did you get your hands on any info?]

[Unyu! It was nyu trouble at all!
I'll have the mystery of the smoke solved in nyu time!]

[Ohh! Marvelous!
「Detective C」, you were the one serious detective after all!]

[Well done, you lot!
You're a sharp bunch!
You remind me of me in my youth!]

[...Now, you were saying you'd like to join in the investigation into the mysterious smoke?]

[This detective should be able to answer your questions about the smoke!
Work hard now to solve the mystery!]

Arle[So, C-kun?
Did you figure out where the weird smoke is coming from?]

[Unyunyu...
I nyu the buildings in town look very suspicious...]

[I've found weird grass, strange smells, and an unyusual man holding a spear.]

[The most suspicious, are the building furthest north in town...]

[the building furthest west in town...]

[and one more!
The building furthest east in town...]

[I nyu it's one of those three!
But the rest is tricky...]

Arle[...Alright!
We'll all put our heads together for the rest!]

[Thank nyu!]

[I'll give you four pieces of nyuseful information.]

[And I want nyu to think about which building fits them all!]

Rulue[Got it!]

[Info 1!
Weird grass, I nyu was at two of the buildings.]

[Info 2!
I nyuticed strange smells in the north and west.]

[Info 3!
The unyusual man was in the east and one other building.]

[Info 4!
There was one thing nyu to the north that wasn't in the west.]

Schezo[Hmmm, that's a little complicated...
We'd better take notes and think about it...]

[Unyunyunyu...
How're nyu doing?
Did nyu solve the puzzle?]

[> Got it!
- Explain it one more time!]

Rulue[Of course I did!
This is a piece of cake to me!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh!]

[That's great nyus!
Can nyu tell me the answer!?]

[- Building to the north
> Building to the west
- Building to the east]

Rulue[The west building is where everything was sighted!
Simple! I mean...]

[...unyu? I don't nyu...
But...
we won't nyu until we try~]

Rulue[Let's go everyone, to the west building!]

[I borrowed the key and unlocked it before nyu came!
Prepare to charge... Nyuu~!]

[Oh nyuu...
I don't see anything strange anywhere...]

Rulue[This wasn't the place...
Geez, Arle!
Why don't you think more!?]

Arle[I-It's my fault!?
You were the one who was super-confident about it...]

Rulue[Now you're going to make excuses!?
Hmph!
What a sight you are!]

Rulue[...Well, what use is it blaming children for their little screwups.
Let's just go back!]

Arle[.............okay, okay.]

Rulue[Once only will suffice!
Phoofh...
Honestly, what a slow child...]

Arle[(Nerrrrrr!
Temper-tantrum Rulue! Bully!
Musclebrain! ...Right, Kaa-kun!?)]
//TL Note: In the original the first line is "iiiiiii da", which I believe is the same as "beeeee da", which is what you say while sticking out your tongue and sometimes pulling down on one lower eyelid with an index finger (Japanese insult gesture).

Carbuncle[(Guguguu)]

Rulue[Ah-- ah---
aachooooo!]
//TL Note: In Japanese culture, it's said that you sneeze when someone is talking about you behind your back.

Rulue[Hahh... someone must be whispering about my beauty again!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh!]

Schezo[How do I say this...
Rulue must be a happy person...]

[We'll have to start anyu...
Think hard nyu guys!]

[Unyunyunyu...
How're nyu doing?
Did nyu solve the puzzle?]

[> Got it!
- Explain it one more time!]

Rulue[Of course I did!
This is a piece of cake to me!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh!]

[That's great nyus!
Can nyu tell me the answer!?]

[- Building to the north
- Building to the west
> Building to the east]

Rulue[It's definitely the east building where everything was sighted!
After all...]

[...unyu? I don't nyu...
But...
we won't nyu until we try~]

Rulue[Let's go everyone, to the east building!]

[I borrowed the key and unlocked it before nyu came!
Prepare to charge... Nyuu~!]

[Oh nyuu...
There's nothing strange here...]

Rulue[This wasn't the place...
Geez, Schezo!
Why don't you think more!?]

Schezo[O-Oi...
You were the one who said this was definitely the place, remember?]

Schezo[Besides,
if you don't wipe that pissed-off look off your face,
you'll start to get wrinkles... whoagh!]

Rulue[WHUHHHTTT WAS THAAAAT!!?
Who are you calling WRINKLED!? An OLD HAG!?
A CRINKLE-CUT FACE!!?]

Schezo[Mhmhmmfff...
I-I never shaid that shtuff...
Mffhfmff...]

Rulue[Hmph! Say that again and next time I won't let you off so easy!]

Rulue[...Now let's go!]

Schezo[Don't I get some...
......pity... mhhfmfff]

[We'll have to start anyu...
Think hard nyu guys!]

[Unyunyunyu...
How're nyu doing?
Did nyu solve the puzzle?]

[> Got it!
- Explain it one more time!]

Rulue[Of course I did!
This is a piece of cake to me!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh!]

[That's great nyus!
Can nyu tell me the answer!?]

[> Building to the north
- Building to the west
- Building to the east]

Rulue[It's the north building where everything was sighted!
I mean...]

[Hmmm... it makes sense nyu!
Let's go, there's nyu time to waste!]

Rulue[Let's go everyone, to the north building!]

[This building does have a real nyuticable stench!
I want nyu to check it out!]

[Eeek! Eeek! Eeeeek!
It's awful, this is just awful!!]

Arle[Whoa!
That scared the life out of me!
W-What's wrong?]

[Listen, dear!
This bowled me over, it did!
Oh my, what a shock it was!]
//TL Note: "bowled me over" ...my translation for her catchphrase of surprise, "bikkuri tamage(chat)ta", which she overuses to the point of ridiculousness.

[We all thought we'd pay our other house a visit for the first time in a while, and deary me, would you believe it!]

[The whole house is full of smoke!
What in heaven's name is this!?
I don't have the foggiest idea what's going on!]

Arle[I-it's okay, ma'am, keep calm!
We'll do something about it for you!]

[Keep calm, oh that is funny! How do you suppose I do that!? This whole thing totally bowled me over!]

[............
Hm...?
hmmmm!?]

Arle[Wh-What's happened!?]

[Wh-Who... who are you people!?
Why were you just standing in front of my house!?]

[...Aha! I've got you now!
You're one of those pushy saleswomen!]

[Trying to take advantage of my panicked state to barge in and sell your no-good wares, aren't you!]

[The cruelty of people nowadays!
It really bowls you over!
But you can't fool me!]

[I'm buying nothing!
Go away!
We have everything we need, thank you very much!]

Rulue[「Everything we need」, you...
Hey, lady, wait just a moment!
We aren't 「saleswomen」!]

Rulue[In what world could you find a saleswoman with this much class!?]

Arle[We can't leave this smoke like this, it's just terrible!
Please let us investigate your house!]

[Hello there, can I do something for you?
I'm afraid I have my hands full right now with my sister, she's in a terrible mood.]

Arle[Ah! That other lady!?
Umm... Please!
We need to look around inside your house!]

[「Other lady」...?
Oh! You must be the pushy saleswomen my sister was talking about?]

[The woman who you were just talking to is my eldest sister.
Her name's 「Spring」].
//TL Note: In the original these three are called "Choujo", "Jijo" and "Sanjo", which mean quite literally "Eldest Daughter", "Second Daughter" and "Third Daughter". They're barely even names... anyway, I decided to name them after the first three seasons instead (and Winter is also used as one of the wrong answers, in place of "Yonjo").

[We're three siblings here.
My older sister, the middle one, is called 「Summer」.]

[I'm the youngest sister, called 「Autumn」.]

Schezo[N-Now look here...
We don't care about your names, and we aren't trying to sell you anything.]

Schezo[We just want to investigate why this smoke is coming out of your house!]

[Hm~, well, that's as may be,
but in our house we have a rule that you can't come in without the password.]

[I say password, but there's actually one for each of us, and you have to say them all...]

[I'm sure if you talk to the people in town you can get a hint towards it.]

[Well, I won't make you if you don't want to.
Bye then!]

[Unyu~... Oh well...
Looks like we have nyu choice but to go look for hints to the password in town...]

[Hello, hello. I'm the youngest sister, 「Autumn」.
...So, did you figure out the password?]

[> Yep, I got it!
- Wait a sec!]

Arle[Yep, got it perfectly!]

[Okay, here we go then!]

[「Born the third of three girls
From that it was clear! Yes,」
...How does this password continue?]

[- My name would be 「Winter」
> My name would be 「Autumn」
- My name would be 「Otter」]

[「Born the third of three girls
From that it was clear! Yes,
My name would be 『Autumn』」.]

[Yep! Correct!
Alright, I'll swap places with the middle sister, 「Summer」.]

[Gyahahahahaha!
I'm the middle sister, 「Summer」!
...So, did you figure out the password?]

[> Yep, I got it!
- Wait a sec!]

Arle[Yep, got it perfectly!]

[Okay, here we go then!]

[「So sweet they melt in my mouth!
They won't let go of my heart.」
...How does this password continue?]

[> Ahh~ Puyoman are a tasty thing
- Ahh~ Puyoman are a scary thing
- Ahh~ Puyosen are a tasty thing]
//TL Note: Puyoman = puyo manjuu = puyo dumplings
//Puyosen = puyo senbei = puyo rice crackers

「So sweet they melt in my mouth!
They won't let go of my heart.
Ahh~... Puyoman are a tasty thing」

[Gyahahahaha! Right answer!
Okay, I'll change places with the eldest sister, 「Spring」.]

[Deary me, you people bowl me over!
You dears are real workaholics!]

[I'm the eldest sister, 「Spring」!
...So, did you figure out the password!?]

[> Yep, I got it!
- Wait a sec!]

Arle[Yep, got it perfectly!]

[Okay, here we go then!]

[「My body and mind are freezing cold
But all is fine if I have you」
...How does this password continue?]

[> I love you, my thermal undershirt
- I love you, my darling
- I love you, my wool panties]

[「My body and mind are freezing cold
But all is fine if I have you
I love you, my thermal undershirt」]

[Oh my gosh, I've been bowled right over!
Who on earth told you of my love of thermal undershirts!?]

[...Well, never mind I suppose, a right answer is a right answer. You can come in if you like!]

[*coughoghoghh!* Nyu, it's smoky!
It looks like that nyusance smoke is coming from the basement!]

Rulue[Let's go to the basement!
This smoke... isn't normal...
There's probably a Yog down there!]

Schezo[Better brace ourselves!]

Arle[The strange smell's gotten even stronger!
It's so dark I can't see, though...]

Arle[Ahh! It's a weird plant!
And there's smoke coming from it!]

Arle[Now's your chance, Kaa-kun!
Attaaaaaaack!!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Sasori Man[Hogeeeee!
Aa~aa~
You've gone and done it now...]
//TL Note: Sasori Man = Scorpion Man. He speaks in a strong Kansai dialect.

[It's him!
It's the unyusual man with the spear!]

Sasori Man[Funny way you've got of talking about people!
I have a name, you know, I'm 「Sasori Man」!]

Sasori Man[And look what you've done, you lot, barging in here all of a sudden!]

Sasori Man[I finally got my hands on a good piece of fish, 
using this grass to smoke it to perfection...
And now it's all wasted, my poor smoked fish!]

Arle[...Smoked...?
Um?
What about the smoke that makes you go crazy...?]

Sasori Man[Smoke that makes you go what now?
Hmm...
Can't see what you're getting at there...]

Rulue[......Don't tell me it was your fish all this time...?
All the smoke around the town, and the smell...]

Sasori Man[Ahh man~ It was puffing out that much?
Damn, sorry about that, guys...]

Sasori Man[Smells good, though, am I right?
Kahhh! Love this stuff, I do!]

Rulue[YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNYYYYYYY!?
Geez... we thought it was Yog smoke, thought something serious was up...]

Rulue[only to find it's just this dope smoking some fish...
Dammit dammit dammit!]

Schezo[Hey..... calm down, Rulue...
We should be glad nothing's happened, everyone wins, right...?]

Rulue[No they don't!]

Rulue[Youuuuu~
Quit being such a nuisance to everyone!!]

Sasori Man[Hogeeee!
Why... why do I get clobberrrred...!?]

[I see, so he was smoking some fish...
Mmh... Pest!
What a nuisance indeed!]

Sasori Man[I've been saying sorry over here...
Don't get so mad at me, man, okay?]

[I suppose what's done is done...]

[As for me, I guess I won't be needed anyu more...
I'll be headed back home nyu.]

[Ohh, yes, very well done!
Everyone in town is grateful to you all!]

[This is our way of saying thanks.
Please accept it without hesitation.]

[Arle's party obtained the 「Star Spice」!]

Arle[Woo!
Thanks a lot.]

Sasori Man[Guess I'll be off too...]

Arle[Hey, Sasori Man!
Let me try some of your smoked fish one day!]

Sasori Man[Uwagh! I've had it with that, I think......
I don't wanna risk getting clobbered again!]

[All's well, all's well!
The town's settled again, at least!
What a ruckus!]

[Byebye nyu guys!]

Video 9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQLY2lJIV1E

[Off you go now. Once your energy's back, it's time for adventure!
Good luck!]

[...Did you hear, by the way?]

[There's been an outbreak of that smoke again.]

[Yeah, I heard.
Apparently this time it was shooting out from two places at once...]

[Dears, dears, have you heard?]

[You know that weird smoke...
It seems it erupted from two places at once this time!]

Arle[Oh no!]

[Apparently, the smoke came 「Bully Forest」, to the north...]
//TL Note: Ijaaru no Mori. From "ijiwaru", mean/bully, perhaps?

[and from a cave just past 「Rigor Plains」, to the east!]

Schezo[...That's not good.]

Arle[Huh?]

Schezo[We have to deal with them quickly.]

Schezo[...Let's split into two groups.]

Rulue[Yes...
That seems like it might be more efficient than everyone traveling together.]

Schezo[Right, then it's settled.
I'll go to the forest to the north!
You guys take care of the cave to the east!]

Arle[Will you be okay on your own...?]

Schezo[Eh, I'll manage it somehow...]

Schezo[See you later!]

[「Schezo」 left your party!]

Rulue[Well, we'd better head for the cave to the east.]

Arle[Yep!]

Arle[Ah--! This smoke...!]

Rulue[It's here, too, it seems...]

Suketoudara[Hm? You want something?]

Arle[Umm, we'd like to cross the bridge...]

Suketoudara[Hmph...]

Suketoudara[...And?]

Arle[Umm... Could you...
scoot over a little maybe...]

Suketoudara[Hahh!? What you just say!?]

Arle[Au...]

Rulue[Hey, you!
We said move it!]

Suketoudara[Hmph... No can do.]

Rulue[Wh-Wh-Wh-... WHAAAT!?]

Suketoudara[...Why d'you wanna cross?]

Rulue[We have business with the cave across this river!]

Suketoudara[...Hmph. Eh. Alright.]

Rulue[(Wh-Why is this fish so far up his own tail...!?)]
//I colored it a little. Original is "Wh-Why is this fish so pompous/arrogant"

Suketoudara[100000G.]

Arle[Huh?]

Suketoudara[You wanna cross, don'tcha?]

Suketoudara[You wanna cross, you gotta pony up the cash.
Common sense, ri~ght?]

Rulue[......]

Suketoudara[If you ain't got the gold, 'fraid I can't let you through...]

Suketoudara[Or you gonna barge past?
Wahahahahahahahaha!]

Rulue[......I will]

Suketoudara[...hn?]

Rulue[I will... barge past...]

Suketoudara[Huh...?]

Rulue[I'll ask you nicely to let us barge past!!]

Suketoudara[Gyo-gyo-gyohh!?]

*** Battle! *** @2:10
*** Battle end! *** @4:25

Arle[We really did barge past...]

Rulue[Hmph...
It's his fault for not just getting out of the way.]

Arle[...ah... There it is!]

Arle[Go for it, Kaa-kun!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Suketoudara[...Hh!?]

Arle[Looks like he's with it again.]

Suketoudara[Wh-What was I doing...?]

Rulue[You went funny in the head because of the smoke.]

Arle[You okay...?]

Suketoudara[Looks like I caused trouble for you guys.
I'd kinda like to offer something in apology...]

Suketoudara[...Ah, I know!]

Suketoudara[My memory's kinda fuzzy, but didn't you say you were headed to the cave across this bridge?]

Arle[Yep, sure did!]

Suketoudara[That's a dangerous place, y'know.]

Arle[But, we absolutely have to go, so...]

Suketoudara[...Alright.
I'll go around with you, then.]

Arle[Really!?]

Rulue[N-Now hold on a second!]

Suketoudara[Heh heh heh...
I'll give you a chance to see my masterful hot footwork up close!]

Arle[Woo! Awesome!]

Rulue[Just a minute!
Arle, are you serious!?]

[「Suketoudara」 joined your party!]

[When Tara dances with the 「Skill Button (A)」, he can emit water using a mysterious power.]

Video 10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq8K5YeRlKA

Suketoudara[Uo!?
What is THAT!?]
//TL Note: while "uo" is a normal word of surprise, it *could* have been chosen here because "uo" is a possible way of saying "fish".

Arle[Aha, there you are!]

Rulue[It's a Yog!]

*** Battle! ***

Suketoudara[Gyo-gyo-gyohh!?]

Arle[W-Wagh!
What on earth happened...!?]

Rulue[......]

Rulue[...I see.] 

Rulue[Let me guess, he's taken us to a space where it's easier for him to fight...?]

Arle[Whaa!?
Then, then what's going to happen to us...!?]

Rulue[Oh, do be quiet!
If we beat this guy, it's bound to work itself out, isn't it!?]

Arle[A-And if we can't...?]

Rulue[WE WILL!!]

*** Battle end! ***

Suketoudara[...I see.]

Suketoudara[I wasn't aware that sort of thing had been going on.]

Rulue[Hm?
You're speaking terribly politely all of a sudden?]

Suketoudara[Ahh, well...
I was just real impressed by the performance you two ladies gave just there.]

Suketoudara[Would it be possible for you two to consider allowing me to accompany you on your fine journey?]

Arle[Huh?]

Suketoudara[...In fact, I think I shan't take no for an answer!]

Arle[Um... okay.]

Rulue[Wh-- Arle!?]

Arle[B-B-B-But he...]

Suketoudara[Come on, ladies, let's bust a gut!]

Rulue[You ain't in charge!]

Arle[...Oh!
By the way, do you think Schezo got on okay as well?]

Rulue[...Hmm, good point.
I wonder if he was alright on his own...
Shall we go after him?]

Rulue[I believe...
he was in the forest to the north of town?]

Arle[Yep. Let's get going!]

[The location of 「Bully Forest」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Rulue[Great! And, yeah, I don't like the guy much, but let's add him back to the party, and then we can at least say byebye forever to...]

Suketoudara[W-What?
Is it me or do I sense some ba~d atmosphere around here...?]

Rulue[Haven't you just been left out of the fridge too long?]

Suketoudara[Tha-That was cruel!
This is a human rights issue, it is!!]

Arle[Aw, come on, Rulue!
That was a bit too much...]

Suketoudara[...Aha! I get it!]

Suketoudara[You're hoping that badmouthing me will make me want to leave your party, that's your scheme, isn't it...!?]

Suketoudara[Well, tough luck!
I'm coming with you and that's that!]

Rulue[......tch]

Suketoudara[Uug...!!]

Arle[Wha--What's wrong!?]

Suketoudara[S-Sorry, missy...
Seems like this is as far as I go...]

Suketoudara[Looks like being on land for this long was a bit much for me right now...]

Arle[......]

Rulue[......]

Suketoudara[...Man this sucks.]

Suketoudara[You wait, next time we meet I'll be powered-up for sure!]

Suketoudara[And when that time comes, you better let me fight with you guys! Okay, you promised!]

[「Suketoudara」 left your party!]

Rulue[......]

Rulue[So he joins unasked...
says he 「shan't take no for an answer」...
then disappears before you can get a word in...]

Rulue[...I DIDN'T PROMISE NOTHING!!]

Arle[Hahaha...
well, at least he kept us entertained, right?]

Arle[Hawha!? Schezo...?]

Schezo[...Yo.]

Arle[How'd it go? Was it okay?]

Schezo[Huh? The hell are you on about?]

Arle[Huh...?
I mean... you know, the Yog.]

Rulue[I don't see any smoke around here, so I suppose that means it all went well, right?]

Arle[Ahh, so it was fine after all!
Nice going!]

Schezo[...What the hell are you two even saying?]

Schezo[Stopping me just to confuse the hell out of me with a load of nonsense...]

Schezo[...Damn, it's bad enough I can't even remember why I'm here, wherever here is...
Ahh, to hell with all this!]

Schezo[Outta the way! I'm getting out of here!]

Rulue[W-Wait just one second!!]

Schezo[Uh!? Why are you stopping me!?
...Wait, don't tell me]

Schezo[...you got the hots for me?]

Rulue[Gnnnghhh!
Why would you even think that!?]

Schezo[I'm just yanking your chain, quit being so serious.]

Rulue[...Argh, I detest him so much...!]

Rulue[That idiot has it coming the next time I see him...!]

Arle[Now we don't know if Schezo stopped the smoke properly or not...]

Rulue[Arggh! So we're going to have to go ourselves anyway!]

[Ha~ra~ho~ro~hi~re~ha~re~♪]
//Keiji Note: Harpy's win quote from SUN.

Rulue[W-What is that sound...!?]

Arle[I-Is, Is there someone here...?]

Harpy[Hi~ra~ho~ra~ha~ra~hi~re~♪]
//TL Note: Not a reference this time

Arle[Um-- Excuse me!]

Harpy[Eek!]

Harpy[You scared the life out of me~
...Ohh~?]

Harpy[Let me see~ Could you two be~
Arle-san annnd... Rulue-san?]

Arle[Y-Yep, that's right.
How did you know?]

Harpy[I'm so so~rry
I was so into my so~ng
I didn't hear you coming at a~ll]

Rulue[Tha--That was a SONG!?]

Harpy[A fellow named 「Schezo」
left a message for you~]

Arle[...huh?]

Rulue[...What's going on?]

Arle[I knew it, something's happened to him!]

Harpy[Without further ado~
The message for you~]

Harpy[*inhaaaaaaale*...]
//TL Note: Or "hhhhhhhhhhhhh"? "hahhhhhhhhh"? Sound of inhalation. Japanese is "suuuuuuu...". English is failing me here.

Harpy[...I~ wi~ll ha~ve go~ne~♪
by the ti~me you get he~re...♪]

Arle[Wh-Why are you singing it!?]

Harpy[...a~cross the bri~dge~♪
to Pi~ty~ Vill~age~♪]
//Kaisou no Mura. Presumably from "kawaisou" (unfortunate/poor, something you feel sorry for, etc).
//Alternatives... hmm. "Poor Man's Village"?

Harpy[O~n to a~ ne~w...♪]

Rulue[O-Okay, we get it already, just stop!!]

Harpy[Somethingsomething~......huh?
That's all you need to hear?]

Rulue[Y-Yes, that's quite enough...]

Arle[W-Wow, Rulue, I'm impressed!
You understood what she was saying from just that short snippet!?]

Rulue[Oh, I understood all right.]

Rulue[...Understood that I couldn't take another second.]

Arle[...I don't blame you.]

Rulue[Hey, you!]

Harpy[Ye~s?]

Rulue[Do you know where Schezo went?]

Harpy[But you see~ The song I just sang was meant to~...]

Rulue[You do know, then?
Okay, well, you don't have to sing, just take us there yourself!]

Harpy[Me~?]

Rulue[Yes!]

Arle[Sorry...
There's no talking Rulue down when she gets like this...]

Harpy[O-Ohhhh~...]

[You forced 「Harpy」 to join your party!]

[The location of 「Pity Village」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Harpy[Harahorohirehare~♪ This is the place~
Lalala♪ That Schezo-san to~ld
me~ in his me~ssage~ lala~la~♪]

Rulue[You're singing again, you tone-deaf bird!]

Rulue[Your voice hurts my head!
How many times do I have to tell you!?]

Harpy[...........................]

Harpy[...Tone-deaf bird... ohhh~
Hurts your~ lalala~♪ head, ohhh~
.....A~wwwww~~ lalala♪♪]

Harpy[Tha~t i~s so~ me~eeeean~~♪
Lahh~♪ Lalaaaaaaaaaa~~~♪♪]

Arle[Uwaagh!
Her singing got even stronger when she got angry...]

Arle[S-Sorry, sorry!
You're not tone-deaf, that was a joke, a joke!
You're... Mmm! You're really good!]

Harpy[..................................
......really good..............
...............................]

Harpy[Lalala, I'm so~ ha~ppy~~!!
Harahoro~~~~~~~~~~~~~~♪♪♪
Hii~~rehareeeeeeee~~~~♪♪♪♪]

Rulue[Kyaaa!
You praised her and now she's gotten even louder!]

Arle[Sh-Shall we just look for Schezo?
She did bring us here, after all...]

Rulue[Honestly!
Why on earth did Schezo leave a message with this girl, anyway...]

Video 11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0l93Jsl7E

[...Hmmm, hmmm.
This is a problem, a real pickle.]

Arle[What's wrong?]

[Well, you see...
Someone who lives in the mansion ahead came here all of a sudden,]

[and took away every man in the village!
Oh, I'm beside myself with worry...]

Arle[Whaat!? All of them!?]

Rulue[...Hold on a moment,
could this mean...
Schezo was carried off as well...?]

Rulue[Even that pervert is a man, lest we forget...]

Arle[......Uu.
Now I'm starting to worry about him...]

[Oh no, oh no!
We've become a village of only girls!]

Arle[This is a problem...]
...Ah! That's right!]

Arle[Did you see a man around here with silver hair, black clothes, and a menacing glare, carrying a big sword?]

[Ummm...
Yeah, there was one guy I'd never seen around before!]

[He did have a sword...
And yeah... he was wearing black clothes!]

[Hmm...
That does sound like Schezo...]

Arle[...We're going to have to do something...
Schezo is technically a friend, after all,
and the villagers are in trouble too...]

Arle[...Alright!
Let's go help them out!]

[Yaaaay!
Thanks, onee-chans!
Okay, I'll let you know how to get there!]
//onee-chan-tachi...

[The location of 「Succubus's Mansion」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Harpy[...Umm~ Can I, lalala~♪
go home now~?]

Harpy[You only asked me to~
harahorohirehare~
show you the way after all~~♪]

Rulue[We haven't even met up with Schezo,
how have you showed us the way to him?!
...You're coming too!]

Harpy[...uu...
You're me~an......
And bossy~......]

Succubus[Hiiyah! Hiyah!]

Succubus[It's time you gave in,
and became my slave ...hiyah!]

Schezo[Gh! Damn you...
...I'll...never...
be a slave...to you...!]

Succubus[Stubborn, aren't we...
Then how about this?
Take that! And that and that!]

Schezo[Gwaaaaagh!]

Schezo[D...Damn...
I don't think I can
hold on...to this body...]

Schezo[......Hm?
...Ah? ...What?
Where......... wargh!]

Succubus[We're not done yet!
Don't you dare space ou~t!]

Schezo[????? Where...
W-Who the hell are you!?
What are you--gwaaa~gh!]

Schezo[OWWWWWWW~~~!!
Holy hell, GOD!!
My GOD, that STINGS!!]

Succubus[Ohh~?... My god, you say? 
You praise me that highly~?]
//originally a pun between 痛い(itai = it hurts, ow, pain) and いたいor居たい(itai = I want to be here [with you])

Schezo[Scr-Screw your jokes, damn it!
That stings like a bitch!
Is this for real? I can't believe this is happening...]

Schezo[Holy crap, that really goddamn hurts!!
What in the seven hells are you trying to pull?!!]

Succubus[Y-You've become awfully noisy all of a sudden...
Almost a completely different person...]

Succubus[...Well, all's good with me!
No~w then, let's pick up where we left off, shall we?]

Schezo[Hey, hey... wait... wait a sec...
No more, I'll start getting a thing for--
No, hang on, that wasn't it...]

Succubus[Silence~!
Hurry up and become - my - slave!]

Schezo[Aheeeeee~~!!]

Orb[It can't be helped...
I will simply have to...]

Succubus[Aaah!
Where are you going!?
Hold it right there!]

Arle[Did anyone else...
hear some crazy sounds just now?
I think it was from this room...]

Arle[Wah!?]

Rulue[Hey--
Hey, wait a minute!
That's Schezo, isn't it!?]

Succubus[I said hold iiiiiit!]

Arle[Ah, there she is, there she is!
She must be　「Succubus」!]

*** Battle! ***

Succubus[What are you people here for!?
And you're all girls...
I have no business with girls!!]

Arle[Well, we have business with you!]

Arle[You free the men you took from Poor Man's Village!]

Succubus[Silence!
They are my slaves!
It's my prerogative what I do with them!]

Arle[You're wrong!
It's wrong for you to just do whatever you like!]

Rulue[You're unbelievable, though...
You even laid your hands on that pervert Schezo...]

Rulue[Are you sure you're OK up there?
Your tastes are seriously whack...]

Succubus[Grrrrrrrrrrr!
Why!? Why!? Why!?
Why do you think you're better than meeee!!?]

Succubus[Just because I'm a little attractive...
You're envious, aren't you!?]

Rulue[Hmph! Don't make me laugh...
You're trash next to me, trash!!]

Rulue[Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh...!]

Arle[N-No, umm...
You two...?
That wasn't really the issue...]

Succubus[Well! Such cheek...
.....Gaaaaghhhhh!
How frustrati~~ng!]

Succubus[Well, if this is how you're going to be...
I'm not letting you out of here without a fight!]

Succubus[I'll show you...]

Succubus[...just how terrifying my charm is...!]

Succubus[Aah... all my charm...
This su~cks!
This suuuuuuucks~~~~~!]

Succubus[...But... a loss is a loss...
...Fi~ne,
I'll let the men free...]

Succubus[Haahh... If it was going to come to this, I should never have challenged 「Incubus」 in the first place...]

Rulue[Incubus?
Challenge? What...
what are you talking about!?]

Succubus[Si~gh~... He lives nearby!
A man called 「Incubus」 with the hobby of hitting on women!]

Succubus[A while back, we were having a friendly argument about which of us was more attractive!]

Succubus[Before long... it turned into a contest about which of us could gather the most followers...]

Succubus[...so, I chose the men from 「Poor Man's Village」...]

Succubus[and he chose the women from 「Ygrene Village」...]
//Kinge no Mura.
//The only explanation that seems to make sense here (and has the support of a few people in #japanese on freenode) is that "ki-n-ge" in "kinge no mura" is "ge-n-ki" (healthy / energetic) backwards.

Succubus[to take away with us.]

Succubus[I wouldn't be surprised if right now, that village is in a big uproar, everyone going 「there's no wome~n!」...]

Arle[So it's the women next, huh...
Uuu... Now we've heard about it, we have to do something...]

Arle[Hey, hey!
Tell us where that village is!
We'll go see what's going on!]

Succubus[Fine by me!
It'd irk me if he didn't get the same treatment!]

Succubus[Give him a thrashing from me~]

[The location of 「Ygrene Village」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Oka~y!
Let's get going!]

Harpy[Uh... um...
Can I leave yet~...?]

Rulue[You know the answer to that!
Schezo's gone and run off someplace again...]

Rulue[...What?
You signed on for this, now shut up and follow!]

Harpy[...O-Okayy...
Nothing I say is going to help mee...
*sniff*... lalala~ lala...♪]

Video 12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F8lVOOVcn8

[「Incubus」 ashaulted duh village and took away all of a women!]

[Incubus lives in duh mansion to duh norf of town!
Please go and help vem!]

[The location of 「Incubus's Mansion」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

[Incubus is a snobby weird guy who wears makeup!]

[I don't know what to do!!
Waaaahhh!!]

Rulue[Your mother was taken, I bet!?
You poor little guy...]

[No, vat's not it!!
My lover wash kidnapped!
Waaaahhh!!]

Rulue[L-Lover!?
You're just a kid, how did--
You... sassy little...]

Harpy[Calm down... Rulue-san, lalala~♪
Just because you don't have a lover yourse~lf
you don't have to lash out at the boy~]

Arle[Uh... Harpy...
If you word it like that...]

Harpy[Yes?
harahoro~ hirehare~♪
What is it? Arle-san...?]

Rulue[...Haaarrrrrpyyyyyyy!!]

Harpy[...harara? What might the trouble be?
Why do you seem so crotchety~?
Ha... harahorohirehare~♪]

[Don't you run away from me!
Youuuuuuuuuu tone-deaf bird!!]

Harpy[hareeeeeee!!]

Arle[「If you word it like that,
Rulue will get angry」 was... what I was going to say...]

Rulue[I don't like the feel of this somehow...
There's definitely something to this place that wasn't in 「Succubus's Mansion」.]

Rulue[It seems the owner of this mansion isn't like Succubus, who was simply getting fun out of the 「bet」!]

Harpy[harahire~ harahore~♪
Seems that wa~y,
lalalalala~♪]

Rulue[...I don't really care, but, Harpy!]

Rulue[Can't you do something about your total lack of tension and those rotten melodies!?]

Harpy[Lalala~♪ I'm using my so~ngs
to help you alo~ng
and relax your tensio~n]

Rulue[They can't relax anyone!]

Rulue[...Honestly, you're easily amused, aren't you!?
No wonder you call yourself 「Happy」!]

Rulue[Youu happy tone-deaf bird!!]

Harpy[Th-That's so me~an!
I've never met anyone who says such mean things as you~!]

Arle[O-Okay, okay...
We have to save the villagers!
Let's just go inside, okay?]

Arle[Ah--!
It looks like there's someone inside this room!]

Rulue[Shhhhh!
Let's just observe a little!]

Incubus[Heh...heh heh...
Fahahah, fah hah hah hah haah!
They will all become <My Honeys>!]
//Text within <> is pronounced in English in the Japanese (some minor adjustments sometimes made for plural etc)

Incubus[All the <Girls> will be in - my - cage!]

Incubus[Overflowing elegance, shining looks,
<Beauties>, <Beauties>,
piled up high!! Fah hahahahaa!]

Arle[Hey, you!
Sorry to barge in when you're busy being full of yourself...]

Arle[but we're taking back the women you kidnapped!]

Incubus[Ohh, <My Honey>!
You came all this way to meet <Me>?]

Incubus[I'm sorry to waste your time, but that is one request I cannot honor...]

Incubus[Those <Girls> are the roses of <My> heart.
Would you like to become a rose too, <Honey>?]

Rulue[Could you stop speaking in that stupid affected way!?]

Rulue[Keep that up and the closest you'll come to roses will be the ones adorning your grave!!]
//Originally a pun between "bara" (rose) and "barabara" (in pieces; taken apart)

Incubus[...It seems you <Honeys> don't understand the charm of <Lovely Me>...]

Incubus[...I'll have to drill it into you by force!]

Video 13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb8R-8VD1Xk

Incubus[Uu... uuu...
<Ohh My God>...]

Arle[Woo!
Now Incubus is zonked, so...]
//batankyuu~ = zonked / laid out flat / very tired
//Arle's losing phrase apparently.

Arle[the villagers he'd been holding hostage should be free now too!]

Rulue[Hmm...? That's odd...
Even though we beat Incubus,
this nasty presence... isn't going away!?]

Harpy[Lalalaaa~!
There's something behind Incubus-saan~♪]

Arle[You again!
Eyeball monster!!]

Rulue[A Yog!?
So this thing was what was giving off the nasty presence!]

** Battle! **

Harpy[Harahire~ harahore~♪
The nasty presence surrounding this mansion disappeared~]

Harpy[Lala~ this ma~n
must have been under the control of that eyeball monster~]

Incubus[Uhhhn... uh!?
What on earth...?]

Arle[Looks like he's back to normal!]

Incubus[Ohh! <My Dear>!
<My Heart> must have been saved by your <Love Power>?]

Incubus[There's no need to be shy, <Honey>!
Come!
Leap into my arms!]

Arle[Daahhhhh!
He's barely any different!]

Harpy[Looks like this man... was always a pretentious womanizer, even before he was controlled, wasn't he~　lalala~♪]

Incubus[<Non, Non, Non>!
Were I in my right mind, I would never abduct a <Lady> against her will!]

Incubus[Anyway... it seems I have caused you <Honeys> quite some trouble.]

Incubus[I am sure it is not sufficient as an apology,
but if it is within <My Power>, I will do anything you ask of me, <Sweetheart>.]

Harpy[Whaa!?
Reaaally~!? Lalala~♪
Th-Then...]

Harpy[How about helping out Rulue-san and Arle-san by traveling with them~?]

Harpy[You could help them to get rid of the rest of those eyeball monsters~!]

Harpy[That's just what you should do~!
Yes! You should definitely do that~!
Harehireharahore~♪]

Arle[Harpy, you're very enthusastic about that suggestion, aren't you?]

Harpy[Lalala~♪ Am I~?
I don't think I am~
It, It's just your imagination~]

Harpy[...Well then, Incubus-san will be accompanying you, so...
I'll just be taking my leave~]

[「Harpy」 left your party!]

Incubus[<Honey>! I haven't said I'd go yet...
...She's already left, I see.]

Rulue[She went home in an awful hurry...
I wonder why she's in such a rush...?]

Arle[(Probably scared to death of Rulue...
Poor Harpy...)]

Arle[W-Well...
Anyway, we have a new ally now, so, everyone pick up your spirits and <Let's Go>!]

[「Incubus」 joined your party!]

Incubus[<Ouch>!!]

Incubus[<Ohh Noo>!!
Th-The radiance, it blinds...
<Myy Goddd>!!]

Rulue[Just a moment, Incubus!
I understand that my <Nice Body> is a radiant sight,]

Rulue[but we're a hurry, so get a move on!!]

Incubus[N-No, you misunderstand, <Honey>.
<My Delicate Body> dislikes bright places...]

Incubus[I was fine while I was under the control of that eyeball monster, but...]

Incubus[I don't think I can follow you <Honeys> if it's this bright...]

Arle[Whaa!!? You can't!?
Oh no...
Harpy already went home, too...]

Incubus[<Sorry>... I'm causing nothing but trouble for you <Honeys>...
If only I at least had some gift to give you...]

Incubus[...I know!
Try going down to the 「Underground Chamber」 and using this key!]

Incubus[I'm sure there will be something of help there!]

[「Incubus」 left your party!
In exchange...]

[Arle's party obtained the 「rusty key」!]

Arle[Uu... this key is really rusty and brittle...
I bet it'll break the first time we use it...]

Draco Centauros[Ah-! Hey! You there!
Help! Help!]

Witch[We got caught by Incubus!]

Rulue[Might you be... the 「something of help」 that Incubus was talking about?]

Rulue[...But why are you two the only ones chained up here?]

Witch[Incubus was encroaching on me... 
And I kinda, sorta...
li~ghtly propelled him away from me.]

Witch[And then Incubus got angry and put frail little me in these chains...]

Draco Centauros[「Frail little me」 my ass!
You blasted him into the distance with magic!]

Draco Centauros[Thanks to that 「li~ghtly」 of yours, Incubus...
didn't come back for three days!]

Witch[Welll!!
I'm sorry for the rude awakening, but you aren't innocent yourself, Draco...]

Witch[You destroyed large parts of the mansion in your mad frenzy to get out of here! That's why you're in chains right now!]

Arle[Hey, both of you, calm down!
I have a key that Incubus gave me!]

Arle[Give me a moment, I'll use this key and get you out of here...]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuuuuu!!]

Arle[Wah! What!?
What's up, Kaa-kun?]

Arle[Ah-! That's right!
The key was all brittle and we'll only be able to use it once!]

Draco Centauros[Whaaat!? Then, you can only save one of us, either me or Witch?]

Witch[YOOOOO!!!]

Draco Centauros[Wah! That scared the heck out of me!
Why are you shouting all of a sudden...]

Witch[My name is 「Witch」.
I'm very good at magic, I'm sure I'll be a great help to you!]

Witch[So it really is in your best interest to save me!
Ohhohohohohoho!]

Draco Centauros[Wh..!? Witch...
You look out for yourself that much!?]

Draco Centauros[...Alrighttt! Two can play at that game!!]

Draco Centauros[I, I'm 「Draco Centauros」!
Please call me 「Draco」!」

Draco Centauros[A beautiful girl with dragon horns and wings... that's me! Nice to meetcha!]

Draco Centauros[But I'm not just cute!
I'm pretty confident in my toughness too!]

Witch[Grrrrr!
Lame!]
//dame da korya.
//This is one of Witch's catchphrases, which according to this ( http://d.hatena.ne.jp/keyword/ウィッチ/ ) are all taken from the late Chosuke Ikariya's comedy skits. She's a fan apparently.
//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucPCQhdIf4
//I couldn't find an existing localization for this catchphrase. Going with "Lame."

Witch[No one asked about you at all!]

Witch[Besides, I... I have to get out of here, or I'll be late for the 「Grand Sorcery Tournament」!]

Witch[I promise I'll come save you as soon as the tournament's over, won't you relinquish this to me!?]

Draco Centauros[You must be kidding!
I'm almost late for a 「Beauty Contest」 as well, you know!]

Draco Centauros[I'll come right back to save you when the contest is over, so you better let me go!]

Witch[Hmm~m...
It doesn't seem like we're going to get anywhere bickering like this...]

Draco Centauros[Hey!
Which of us do you want to save!?]

Arle[Huh!? It's up to me?
Hmm... Well~...]

[Who will you save using the 「rusty key」?

> Save Witch
- Save Draco]

Arle[Then, I'll save Witch first!
Sorry, Draco...]

[The 「rusty key」 crumbled into dust!]

Witch[Ohhohohohohoho!
You girls have excellent judgment!]

Witch[The 「Grand Sorcery Tournament」 was being held in... yes, 「Comfy Town」 to the northeast of this mansion!]
//Kokochoi no Machi. Probably from "kokochiyoi", "comfortable/pleasant"

Witch[Well, everyone, I'm in quite the hurry, so I'll excuse myself!
Good day, all!!]

[The location of 「Comfy Town」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Draco Centauros[Oh dear... she left already...
Hey!
You will be coming back, right!?]

Rulue[Well... we can't just leave her like this...
Shall we follow after Witch?]

Arle[Yeah! Let's go to 「Comfy Town」 and look for something we can use to unlock Draco's chains!]

Draco Centauros[Ahh, nuts! I'm so bored...
Do something about these chains!]

Rulue[They're just chains, can't you rip them out somehow!?]

Draco Centauros[You'd think so, but seems like they're special chains, they won't budge even a little...]

Draco Centauros[Be quick, okay?
I'm so bored I might die!]

--- Alternatively ---

Witch[Hmm~m...
It doesn't seem like we're going to get anywhere bickering like this...]

Draco Centauros[Hey!
Which of us do you want to save!?]

Arle[Huh!? It's up to me?
Hmm... Well~...]

[Who will you save using the 「rusty key」?

- Save Witch
> Save Draco]

Arle[Then, I'll save Draco first!
Sorry, Witch...]

[The 「rusty key」 crumbled into dust!]

Draco Centauros[Yessssss!
I was so, so bored being chained up like this...]

Draco Centauros[Oh, oops!
I almost forgot, I'm in a hurry!
I'll be going ahead, okay?]

Draco Centauros[The 「Beauty Contest」 should be being held in 「Fulpeace Town」 to the northwest of this mansion!]
//"Ragyasu no Machi". From "yasuragi" (peace, calm, tranquility).

[The location of 「Fulpeace Town」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Witch[My! She left already!
You two, excuse me!
Please do come back for me, okay!?]

Rulue[Well... we can't just leave her like this...
Shall we follow after Draco?]

Arle[Yeah! Let's go to 「Fulpeace Town」 and look for something we can use to unlock Witch's chains!]

Witch[Yooo!]

Arle[Y-Yo?]

Witch[Louder!!
Try again! Yo!!]

Arle[Yo!]

Witch[Not bad, I suppose...
That'll do for today!
......It sure is boring in here~]

Witch[And it takes more than your ordinary magic to break these chains...
Lame, if I do say so myself!]

Video 14a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoAQ2muXlAU

--- Witch Route ---

[Many brave folk have challenged this Grand Sorcery Tournament, and fallen...]

[The phantom magic, told of through the ages, and never fogotten...] 

[can only be obtained by those true sorcerers who return with the 「Water of Awakening」 from the Tower.....]

[...Now!
Those of you who believe you have what it takes!
Test your powers to their limits!!]

Schezo[Heh... phantom magic, huh...
The rumors about it brought me here,
but I wasn't expecting this...]

Schezo[I can feel it... I can feel it...
The strength of the magic that sleeps in this town...
The enormity of the magical power that gathers here...]

Schezo[So much magical power...
...I will use it all!
Absorbing it from all of you!]

Schezo[...Nowwww,
who shall I start with...
...Fuh hahahahahaha!]

Orb[Oh! There he is!
Finally caught up with him...]

Schezo[Fuhahahahaha!
Hahahaha...fuhah!?]

Schezo[Much better...!]

[Come now! Come and watch!
The Grand Sorcery Tournament is about to begin!]

[You won't find an event as big as this anywhere but Comfy Town!]

[What's that? You want to enter the tournament?
Then hurry to the plaza!
We are accepting teams of three members!]

[Come one, come all! Come and watch!
The Grand Sorcery Tournament...]

Arle[Oh, wo~w!
It really is buzzing here!
I hope Schezo is here...]

Rulue[If I know that pervert,
he may well be here scheming about 「wanting people's powers」...]

Rulue[But never mind him. It seems the tournament is three people to a team...
I wonder what Witch is doing?]

[Yoooo!
Yoooooooo!
Yooooooooooooo!]

Arle[Ah, it's Witch!]

Witch[You two are so slow!]

Witch[Don't worry, I already finished registering us for the tournament, now get a move on!]

Arle[Eh!?
But we didn't...
We didn't decide to enter the tournament!]

Witch[We have more important things to worry about than little issues like tha~t!]

Witch[You listen to this!
Do you know what the winner of this tournament gets!?]

Witch[「Unlocking magic」, that's what!]

Witch[A phantom magic that is said to be able to unlock any object just - like - that!]

Arle[Huh...!?
Then, if we have that magic...]

Arle[Of course!
Then we'll be able to save Draco!]

Arle[...Alright! We can't turn this down... 
Right, Rulue!?]

Rulue[Absolutely!
Witch... we'll be teaming up with you!
Let's take the victory!]

Witch[That's more like it!
I look forward to working with you!
Ohohohohoho!]

[「Witch」 joined your party!]

Witch[By the way, I registered our team name as 「Team Yo」.]

Arle[Y-Yo!?]

Witch[Yes, Team Yo!
And when we're in trouble, you need to yell out loud,
「Lame!」]

Witch[...Are we clear?]

Witch[Let's go, then!
Ohohohoho!]

Arle[Team Yo, huh...
Haha... tha-that's not very... cool, is it?]

Rulue[N-NOT VERY, are you mad!?
What the heck is Yo...!?
That's the worst name I've ever heard!]

Rulue[It absolutely, completely, totally fails to match my elegance and beauty~!]

Arle[I'm embarrassed too, but she's already registered it...
Let's not push it...]

Rulue[Honestly, what kind of peculiar sense for names does that woman have!!?
You don't call it Yo! Anything but Yo, for goodness' sake...]

[We're accshepting entrants for de grand shorshery tournament!]

[De tournament's gonna be starting shoon, are you ready?]

[> Absolutely!
- Wait a bit]

Arle[Absolutely!]

[Come dis way, den!]

[Team Yo!
Welcome to de tourname~~~~~~~~nt!]

Arle[Y-You don't need to yell our team name so loud...]

Arle[It's... embarrasshing...]

Town Mayor[Listen well!
The Grand Sorcery Tournament will be held at the 「Tower of Exhaustion」 to the north of this town!]
//"Taiado Berii no Tou", or if you reverse the process that has Japanized the English words here, "Tired Very no Tou".
// "Exhaustion" - Keiji.

Town Mayor[You are competing to be the first to return to the town carrying the 「Water of Awakening」 found on the tower's top floor!]

Town Mayor[You will use the water you return with to awake this child, who will grant you the Unlocking Magic!]

Town Mayor[...Ladies and gentlemen!
I hereby declare the start of the Grand Sorcery Tournament!]

Witch[Come on!
Let's go!]

[The location of 「Tower of Exhaustion」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Witch[Wh-What's this smell, *cough*
Wha- *ughk*
What is this-- *couhough*!]

Rulue[Th-There's no mistaking it!
This is the smoke, *oghoh*!
The same stuff that made me go crazy...]

Rulue[Listen up!
Don't... *oghon* *oghoh*
breathe it in too much!]

Witch[Al-alright...]

Arle[We're... *cough* going to have to do something about the smoke before we can worry about the contest...
Please lend us your power again, Kaa-kun!]

Carbuncle[Gugguguuuu!]

Arle[Hawha...?
This door's broken.
It won't open like this.]

Rulue[What!?
Out of the way a moment!]

Rulue[Blast it, why won't it open!?
How annoying!]

Rulue[Fine, we'll see how it likes my special attack 「Haganshou」...]
//Used many times in battle throughout this playthrough already. She has it near the beginning of the game and says its name whenever it's used. Kanji decompose as "Break - Rock - Palm", so "Rock-Breaking Palm" or something.

Witch[Stop that at once!]

Witch[Honestly... trying to resolve anything and everything with brute force...
This is why I dislike dealing with savages.]

Rulue[Wh..!?]

Witch[Now pay attention. This is almost certainly a 「trial」 of the Grand Sorcery Tournament...]

Witch[I'm almost certain we're being told to 「resolve it with magic」!]

Witch[Allow me and my magic to take care of this!]

[Witch can cast 「magic」 with the 「Skill Button (A)」 and fix broken things.]

Arle[Wooow!
You can fix things that are broken!]

Witch[O~h hoh hoh ho!
This is nothing special for a witch!]

Witch[Come on now! Let's go.]

Rulue[...ngggg!]

Jan[Gently...
Heheheh... ja~n...]
//ja~n = 1. a character suffix (like "~pyon", "~kupo", "~usa", etc)
//       2. pretty clearly a pun on her name
//       3. = jan, a word that makes the Japanese sound casual, and often carries the nuance of "don't be so tight about it" or "see it DID turn out this way" or "isn't it?/aren't they?/can't ya?"

Jan[Gyo!
I was spotted ja~n...
Awawawawawa...]
//awawawawa = flustered panic sound

Arle[Ah, it's you!
Great, so you were okay!
...hm~? Why are you looking so fidgety?]
//"It's you" -- Did they meet previously in the level and the uploader didn't record it?

Jan[F-Fidgety, I'm n-n-n-n-not fidgety ja~n...!]

Jan[The great Jan-sama is a very good child!
I'd never think about sneakily following behind you and taking the easy route to the next level!]

Jan[...Ne~ver in a million years ja~...
...ah? wha? Whaaaa!?]

Witch[You're very silly...
You told us all on your own.]

Rulue[...Why are you acting on your own in the first place?]

Rulue[There's a rule that you can't enter the Grand Sorcery Tournament unless you're in a group of three, you know?]

Jan[Rules are made to be broken ja~n!
If you're alone you can cheat as much as you want ja~...
...ah? wha? Whaaaa!?]

Rulue[Hmf! A cheater, eh?
Let's ditch her and move on!]

Jan[I screwed up ja~n...
I let you trick me into blabbering everything again ja~n!]

Arle[We didn't trick you!
You just said it all on your own...]

Emi[Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!]

?[Kaa kaa!]

?[Kii kii, kiii!]

Arle[Aryarya, they disappeared...
...Hey, Witch, what's up with those kids?]

Witch[It seems they'll be dropping out...
After all, Emi, the one who ran off first, was crying...]

Witch[More and more monsters ahead...
No one told them they'd be attacked...
They've had enough of this tournament... apparently.]

Arle[I see... So...
Us being attacked isn't actually part of the tournament, then.]

Arle[Everyone's just gone crazy because of the strange smoke...]

Arle[Alriight, let's hurry!
Okay, Kaa-kun!!?]

Carbuncle[...............guu...]

Arle[...n?
Ahhh! Kaa-kun's asleep...
...I'm surprised he can sleep in a place like this...]

Kikimora[You kicked dust up then, didn't you!?
I saw it!
...Look, there you go again!]

Kikimora[I will not permit such filthy people in here~!]

** Battle!! **

Witch[Wh-What!?
What's the matter all of a sudden!?]

Arle[Kikimora, don't tell me...
you went crazy from the smoke...?]

Kikimora[I won't let you past here unil I've made you sparkling clean~!]

Kikimora[...Unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about the untidy makeup of your faces!]

Rulue[WUHHHT WAS THAT!?
You have nerve saying something so rude towards my overflowing beauty!]

Rulue[Hmf! You just watch!
I'll beat you senseless and tear you to shreds!]

Rulue[Arle! Witch! Let's go!]

Arle[D-Don't beat her senseless!
We have to bring her BACK to her senses!]

Arle[Hey, Kikimora...
Are you okay?]

Kikimora[...U..uhhh...... I...
...Th- The tournament... ugh!
*couhhoff*!]

Witch[You're in no state to be worrying about that.
You inhaled this smoke and went out of your mind.]

Arle[You should head back to town before you go crazy again from staying here any longer!]

Kikimora[......You're right...*cough*!
It seems...*cough* like I caused you all kinds of... trouble...]

Kikimora[Sor--*cough* Sorry...
...I can't go any fur...ther...
I'll head b-back to town...]

Kikimora[...I wonder...
whether that man ahead of me was okay...]

Kikimora[...I think... *coughhoghh*!
he had silver hair and black clothes...
and carrying a large sword...]

Rulue[Whaat!?
Silver hair, black clothes, and carrying a sword!?]

Arle[That's Schezo!
He did come to the Grand Sorcery Tournament after all!
Let's catch up and get him to lend us a hand!]

Kikimora[You are all... going ahead...?
The smoke seems to be even worse above...
Please do be careful...]

Arle[You too!]

Witch[Excuse me, excuse me!
What kind of person is this Schezo?
Is he... c-c-cool!?]

Rulue[I wouldn't if I were you!
After all, that man is the number one mega-pervert on this whole planet!]

Witch[Oh my! A mega-pervert!
Just how much of a pervert is he, I wonder?
He sounds ve~~~ry interesting!]

Video 15a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJj2qeS9eaA

Rulue[Ahh!
There he is! There's Schezo!
Sche~zo~~!!]

Schezo[G-Guys! Great!
Bring me that yellow thing, quick!]

Schezo[There's weird air coming out of this... thing!
...Uugh......]

Schezo[Da... Dammit!
I'm out of time!
And I would... finally have... been able to meet her...!]

Schezo[The evil within this man is just...
...If it weren't for that,
I could assimilate with him longer...!

[............hm...?]

Arle[Hold on, Schezo!
I'm coming with Kaa-kun right now, okaaay!?]

Arle[Haah...
Sorry to keep you waiting, Schezo!]

Schezo[...Where am I............?]

Witch[...S-So this is the mega-pervert I've been hearing so much about!
Can I touch him!?]

Schezo[...Wh!? Mega-pervert...
Hey!! How many times do I have to deny that... before you people listen!?]
//Oh my god his expression. Hahahaha

Schezo[Why are you people here!?
What are you here for!?]

Rulue[What do you mean, what...
We're going to stop that strange smoke, of course!]

Schezo[S-Smoke!?
What smoke!?]

Schezo[And where the heck is this place!?
I was in the town for the Grand Sorcery Tournament!]

Arle[Uu... Schezo, get with it...!
What's happened to you!?]

Schezo[Nothing's happened to--gh!
What, what is this air...!?]

Schezo[...Of course! This is... you set this all up, didn't you!
Aiming for my magic power...]

Rulue[You must be joking!
Why would I want your... ug...
....*ohho*...*ohho*!]

Witch[This is bad!
The smoke is getting worse!
We have to hurry, or...*couhhough*!]

Arle[We can talk later,
let's just get rid of this smoke for now!
Schezo, lend a hand!]

Schezo[No thanks!
You think I'm just gonna let you USE me that easyyyy!?]

** Battle! **

Schezo[Gh....
Damn you... people....
I, I'll remember thiiiiiiis~~~!]

Arle[Ah-!
Wait, Schezo!]

Witch[Oh dear...
Mega-pervert-san has wandered off...]

Rulue[What is wrong with him!?
One minute he wants to join us, the next he's running away!]

Rulue[He is seeeriously impulsive!]

Arle[But... you know, Schezo's been acting weird recently...
Sometimes he seems like a different person...]

Rulue[Who cares about that despicable oaf!
Let's just forget about Schezo and deal with all this ourselves!]

Arle[I guess...
...Okay, let's just stop the smoke!]

Arle[Kaa-kun, go for it!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuuu!!]

Witch[My!
A treasure chest in a place like this!]

Rulue[Oh yes, this seems to be the top floor of the tower, doesn't it?
Which means... that inside is probably...]

[Arle's party obtained the 「Water of Awakening」!]

Witch[Now, let's go back to town!
With this, the unlocking magic is ours!]

Video 16a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhj_TqCOSmU

[Ladies and gentlemen!
Three who have completed their tasks have just now returned from the tower!]

[...Witch! Arle!
And Rulue!
They are Team Yo!]

[The Grand Sorcery Tournament is now over, and I hereby declare these three the victors!]

[Not focused on only victory, 
I hear they also put an end to some unearthly smoke...
These actions were highly commendable!]

[This is just a small token of our gratitude!
Come! Take it!]

[Arle's party obtained 「10000G」!]

[And now...
The proof of victory, the Water of Awakening, has been passed into my hands...]

[Witch! Arle! And Rulue! We shall present you three, of Team Yo, with the unlocking magic!]

[Now, awaken!
Inheritor of the phantom magic!]

[You must be true sorcerers...]

[I pray from the bottom of my heart that this magic will always be used justly...]

[Now, let me teach you!
This is the unlocking magic!]

Witch[*gulp*...
A-A-Any moment now...!
I'm so nervous!]

[The first word is...]

Jan[Ja...ja......
jajajajaaa~n!]

Jan[No fair, no fair, no fair ja~n!
I was supposed to win, me!]

Rulue[What are you talking about!?
You were the one who wasn't playing fair!]

Jan[I want it too ja~n!
I want the phantom magic ja~n!
I~ ha~te lo~~~sing jaaaaaa~n!]

Jan[Well if I can't have my way,
you can have a bit of meanness from me ja~n!]

Jan[Here I goooooo!
Ultra special smoky more more!
Zip on the moooooooooouth!!]

Jan[Hahaa, I did it ja~n!
Now she can't talk any more!
She can't teach you the magic ja~n!]

[Wh-What is this!?]

[Mmh...mhmfffmh.....
....mff.............]

[Ohhhh!
Sh-She can't talk any more!
What has she done...]

Witch[...Oh my! Th-This magic is...!
It's a special spell, only the person who put it on her can undo it!]

Arle[Oh, oh no! Then she won't be able to teach us the unlocking magic!?]

Rulue[I can't believe that girrrrrl!
Hey, Jan!
Where the hell did you goooo!?]

[What... what has she done...
What can I... what can I...
Oh no oh no oh no...]

[Mhf.........
....mhhfm....]

Rulue[Let's go ask the people in town!
Someone might know where Jan went!]

[I shaw!
I shaw, you know!]

Arle[What did you see?]

[Dat Jan girl!
She eshcaped towardsh 「Shluggy Mountain」!]
//Daruu Maunten (probably from darui, slow/sluggish/lazy/lethargic)

Rulue[「Sluggy Mountain」, you say!?
Where is it!?]

[Wesht of town!
I'll show you where!]

[The location of 「Sluggy Mountain」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Witch[Thanks a lot!
Okay, let's get going!]

Arle[There's nowhere left to run!
Jan!]

Witch[Honestly!
Do you have any idea of the trouble you caused!?]

Jan[........................]

Arle[Come on! You're coming back to town and undoing the spell you put on her!]

Jan[........................]

Rulue[Excuse me~!!!
Are you listening!?]

Jan[...Would'ya...
all...
shut up ja~n!]

Jan[The great Jan-sama wants a fight ja~n!]

Jan[Quit all your talking, hurry up and fight me ja~n!]

Witch[J-Jan...?]

Jan[Fights are fun ja~n!
I'll mess you up good ja~n!]

Rulue[It looks like this girl went crazy under the influence of the smoke too.]

Jan[If you aren't going to start, I'll attack you myself ja~n!]

Rulue[Alright, fine!
You're going to be zonked out and then we'll capture you!]

Jan[Jajajajaaa~n!]

** Battle! **

Arle[Phew, she finally settled down...
...Okay, Kaa-kun! Please!
Stop that smoke!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuuu!!]

Jan[Uu...
...ah...awha?]

Witch[Dear me...
So you finally awoke, I see?]

Jan[Whaah!
When did you guys...!?]

Jan[A-Anyway, I...
...I gotta run ja~n!]

Jan[Huh? But...
How did you catch up to me ja~n?
...Uhh... uhh...]

Jan[...Oh yeah ja~n!
I came here, and then, inhaled this strange smoke, and...]

Arle[You went crazy because of the smoke after that.]

Arle[But you're okay now!
Because Kaa-kun stopped it!]

Jan[...You're right.
The smoke's gone ja~n...]

Jan[Th-Then... are you saying...
you guys saved the great Jan-sama ja~n?]

Witch[Well...
I suppose, yes...]

Jan[Even though I was bad...?
Even though I was... mean to you...?
You still saved me?]

Rulue[...You heard right! Not just anyone!
But me of all people! I came all this way!
Just to save you!]

Rulue[So I expect you to hurry up and get to undoing that spell you cast in town!]

Jan[........................okay...
I'm sorrryyy...]

Arle[Jan...
You mustn't do things that inconvenience other people any more!]

Jan[I get it ja~n...
Jan-sama will...
will be a good girl jaa~n.]

Jan[Thanks for saving me ja~n...
I'm... really really sorry for being mean to you ja~n...]

Arle[No problem!
You're a good girl, Jan!]

Arle[Alright!
Let's go back to town, and get the 「unlocking magic」 for real this time ja~n!]

Arle[Okay, Jan!
Turn this girl back to normal!]

Jan[Here we go ja~n!
Ultra special smoky more more!
No mo~re mouth zip!!]

[W-Well?]

[...I... I'm okay...
I can talk now.]

Witch[Oh, I'm glad to hear it!]

[Now I really can teach you the unlocking magic.
Please, come over here...]

[The first word is......
and then......
and lastly......]

Witch[Mmhm...]

[Arle's party learned the 「unlocking magic」!]

[With this, the tournament is, actually, over!
.........That was a struggle...]

Witch[Well, we somehow got our hands on the phantom magic,]

Witch[so I guess, it's a bit of a shame, but... 「Team Yo」 is now disbanded!]

Witch[Okay, then...
This is where we part!
You can handle the rest~~~!]

Arle[It was fun!
See~ you~ aga~in!]

Rulue[We definitely won't let you decide our team name next ti~~~me!]

[「Witch」 left your party!]

Arle[Hahh...
Well, she's... gone...]

Arle[Okay! We have to go save Draco!
We did promise.]

Rulue[I'm sure she's bored to tears!
Come on, we need to hurry back to Incubus's Mansion!]

Rulue[Sorry to keep you waiting, Draco!]

Draco Centauros[You're sooooo sloooow!
I was bored to teeeears!]

Arle[Sorry~!
I'll get it off you now!
With my spe - cial - ma - gic!]

[Arle cast the unlocking magic.]

Draco Centauros[It's off!
Yesssss, thank you!
Now I'm freee!]

Draco Centauros[...Wait, there's no time to celebrate!
I have to hurry to 「Fulpeace Town」!]

Draco Centauros[Oh nooo,
the 「Bishoujo Contest」 will be over!
I won't maaake ittttt!]

Rulue[Bishoujo Contest...?]

Rulue[What's she talking about?]

Arle[A contest where they decide who's the most beautiful, probably?]

Rulue[I know that!
Do you think I'm stupid!?]

Rulue[What I mean is,
that 「contest」 just ended, didn't it!?]

Arle[But that was the 「Grand Sorcery Tournament」, right?]

Arle[And the name of the town was a little different too.]

Rulue[Oh yes...
She said it was being held in 「Fulpeace」... right?]

Rulue[...Want to check it out?]

Arle[Yeah, why not!?]

[The location of 「Fulpeace Town」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Video 17a

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LhM3-OiOH0

Arle[Ah! It's Draco!
Wait u~p!

Draco Centauros[Um... I, *pant pant*...
want to participate... *hahh hahh*
in the bishoujo contest... *pant pant*...]

[The bishoujo contest ended a while back, I'm afraid?]

Draco Centauros[Th-The contest...
is... ov...er...!?]

Arle[Draco! Draco!]

Arle[Yeee~...
It's kinda dark around here~]

Arle[................]

Arle[Fire!]

Draco Centauros[Wowya! Careful!]

Draco Centauros[What are you doing!?
Throwing Fire at me like that!?
That was dangerous!]

Arle[Ahah... sorry, sorry!
It was just so dark around here, I thought, you know, I'd try brightening things up a bi~t...] 

Draco Centauros[It's your fault the bishoujo contest ended!]

Draco Centauros[If you'd just come a little sooner...]

Arle[We tried to be as fast as we could...
I'm sorry......]

Draco Centauros[Haa~h...
The bishoujo contest...
I wanted to enter... I wanted to...]

Arle[Hello?
Draco......?
Ummm... are you listening?]

Arle[...It's no good, she's in so much shock she's not listening to a word I say......]

Rulue[She must really have wanted to enter that contest...
She looks really depressed...]

Rulue[Let's leave Draco be for now...]

Arle[Ahh! It's Schezo!]

Schezo[Ah-! You guys!
......Fine job you did back at the Tower of Exhaustio!]

Rulue[You took the words right out of my mouth!
You are a little too selfish, you know that?]

Rulue[You were the one who suggested joining forces to take care of the Yogs, remember that!?]

Schezo[Wh-What...?
I suggested joining forces...!?]

** Battle! **

Rulue[That's right!
...I won't let you say you've forgotten!]

Schezo[I've forgotten!]

Arle[Talking with Schezo...
is tiring......]

Schezo[Whatever! I don't know what all this is about, but I have no duty to stand here and be ridiculed!]

Schezo[And there's no way in hell I'd ever suggest joining up with you guys!]

Rulue[Oh, screw you!
If you're going to insist on playing dumb, I'll beat it into your head!]

Rulue[Now, Schezo!
You're coming with us to defeat Yogs!]

Schezo[I said no and I meant it!
I'm not being dragged around and used by the likes of you!]

Rulue[Oh, aren't you! Alright then!
Why don't you just stand there like an idiot all day then!]

Rulue[I've always thought you were strange, but you've been especially weird recently!
You're constantly lying to us!]

Arle[Yeah...
Schezo's always had a bad personality, but...]

Arle[you never used to lie this much...]

Schezo[Lie!?
When the heck did I ever lie to...
.....!! ......Wait...wait...]

Schezo[You're right, I...
I have been weird recently...]

Schezo[I keep suddenly finding myself in strange places, or being thanked by people I don't know...... what's going on?]

Arle[What are you mumbling about?
If you're not coming with us, I never want anything to do with you ever again, okay!?]

Schezo[Do I have some disease...?
A dual personality?
I don't get it! I don't get it...]

Schezo[What has happened to me!?
Have I gone mad!?
Someone explain!!]

[Hey, listen!
There's a giant running amok in a cave to the north of town!!!]

[But everyone's too freaking scared to go check it out!!!]

Arle[Whaaa!?
There's a giant running amok!?
I wonder why...?]

Rulue[That cave might be connected to the Yogs as well!]

Rulue[Alright!
We'll go take a look for you!]

[What!? You young ladies?
That's too reckless!
I wouldn't if I were you!!!]

Rulue[Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!
Stop worrying, keep quiet, and leave it all to me!]

Rulue[I'm certainly not your average 「young lady」!]

[Well, okay, then, I'll yell ya where it is!!!]

[The location of 「Giant's Cave」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Rulue[Right! Off to the cave that townperson told us about!]

Arle[Wait, Rulue!
We really should ask Schezo to come with us!]

Rulue[Well, you're right...
Even someone like him might be of some use or other...]

Schezo[What has happened to me!?
Someone explain!!]

Arle[Hey, Schezo!
You're... free, right?
Come along with us!]

Arle[There's a rumor that there's a suspicious cave near here.
It might have something to do with Yogs, you know?]

Schezo[Shut up!
I don't know what the hell a Yog is!
I told you it has nothing to do with me!]

Schezo[And I have other serious things to think about right now!
That is the last thing on my mind!]

Schezo[There have been way too many things happening I don't remember recently...
Something is wrong......]

Rulue[Well, you aren't going to find an answer just by thinking in circles about it, you know!?]

Rulue[It might be the Yogs have something to do with why you went crazy, who knows!]

Schezo[Those Yogs or whatever might be why I went crazy...?
...Hmmmmm~......]

Schezo[Yes, if I go with you, I might get an idea of what's gone wrong with me...]

Schezo[...Alright!
I will join you to that 「Giant's Cave」 as you call it!]
//they didn't call it... lol. oh well

Arle[Yaaaaay!
Thanks, Schezo!]

[「Schezo」 joined your party!]

Video 14b

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhLYipituKU

--- Draco Route ---

Schezo[Hmm... So this is 「Fulpeace Town」...]

Schezo[Mm!?
「Fulpeace Beauty Contest」!?]

Schezo[Hmph! Pathetic!
Certainly of no relevance to me and my aspirations to be the greatest Dark Wizard wh...o...]

Schezo[What's this now...
「Bursting with perfect bodies luscious as fresh juicy fruit!」]

Schezo[Please come along to observe this gorgeous contest between specially-selected young beauties!」!!?]

Schezo[「Bursting」, they say!?
E-Exactly what is bursting, exactly how will it be bursting!?]

Schezo[Hmmmm...
This is of great concern to me and my aspirations to be the greatest wizard.]

Schezo[A-And my 「intellectual curiosity」 will not permit me to let this go unexplored... I... suppose?]

Schezo[Heh... OK! Fine!
It seems I have a duty to observe this contest from start to finish!]

Schezo[I must examine how these beauties "burst", all in the name of becoming the greatest wizard, of cou~rse!]

Schezo[Wah hah hah hah hah haaah!]

Orb[Phew...
Finally caught up...]

Schezo[Hm?
Did someone say something?]

Schezo[............
Heh... Hearing things, huh......]

Schezo[Not a single person alive can impede my 「intellectual curiosity」!]]

Schezo[Wah hah hah hah hah haaah!]

Draco Centauros[Ah-! There you are!
Geez! You're so slow!
Where have you been!?]

Draco Centauros[We've gotta hurry, there's no time left!
Come on! Let's go!]

Arle[H-Hey, wait!
Draco, wa~it!
Where are we going!?]

Draco Centauros[Trust me, trust me!
Just hurry, hurry!]

Draco Centauros[Sorry to keep you waiting, Mayor!
I finally got three people together, so I'll be entering the conte~st!]

Rulue[Excuse me, wait one moment!
You can't decide this for us!]

Arle[Yeah! We don't have the time!
We have to look for Schezo and everything...]

Draco Centauros[But you guys promised to save Witch, remember!?]

Draco Centauros[Or... aren't you confident that you can win the contest?]

Rulue[Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!
You have some gall to suggest that I'm unconfident...!]

Rulue[I have a Sexy Dynamite Body!
And anyway, this contest is for 「schoolkids」! I am a 「beautiful woman」!]

Rulue[A contest for little girls doesn't interest me in the slightest!]

Rulue[And besides! You were the one who promised to save Witch, weren't you!?]

Draco Centauros[Was I...?
W-Well, either way, it doesn't matter!]

Draco Centauros[The contest prize is a 「magic key」 that can unlock anything!]

Draco Centauros[If we can win the contest and get our hands on the 「magic key」, we can save Witch, right!?]

Draco Centauros[But I can't do it alone!
I have to have a 3-person group or I can't participate in the contest!]

Arle[Hmmm... a 「magic key」, huh...
That does sound like it'd be a fast way to save her...]

Rulue[I don't think it'll be much of a contest if I join, but...
I suppose if that's the situation...]

Draco Centauros[Yes! Okay, it's settled, then!
Let's aim for first place!]

[Are you ready to participate in the Beauty Contest, then?
> Yep, ready!
- Noo~, not yet!]

Draco Centauros[Great!
Okay, let's work hard as a team!]

[「Draco Centauros」 joined your party!]

Mayor[Uhhh, everyone who has come here today!
Thank you for waiting!]

Mayor[I am the most famous person in Fulpeace Town, the Mayor!]

Mayor[Well then, I think I would like to begin!
This special publicity event for Fulpeace Town, 
The Fulpeace Beauty Contest!]

Mayor[To win at this contest, you will have to be blessed with intelligence, physical stamina, and luck!]

Mayor[You'll need more than beauty to win, you know~
Here goes, then!
Firstly, an explanation of the rules!]

Mayor[The contest will be held at 「Ringtie Ruins」, to the southwest of this town!]
//Kareruutsu Iseki. "Kareruutsu" from "tsukareru", tiring. (Parallels the name of the tower in 14a.)

[The location of 「Ringtie Ruins」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Mayor[Please retrieve and return the 「Proof of Beauty」 from the depths of the ruins!]

Mayor[Whoever returns with it the fastest is the winner!
In other words, you snooze, you lose!]

Mayor[The winning girl will be presented with prize money and a 「magic key」!]

Mayor[Okay, girls, are you all ready?]

Mayor[Ready~... start!]

Schezo[「Ringtie Ruins」, huh...
Th-That's where the hot battle of the beauties is, right!?]

Schezo[Right...
I'm gonna head there too!
Wah hah hah hah hah haaah!]

Orb[This man...
So he intends to go to the ruins?
He must really love beautiful girls...]

Orb[Or...
is he just a pervert...?]

Orb[...In any case! If he's heading to the ruins, I shall meet up with Arle and the others there!]

Arle[Wha!?
Did you just hear Schezo's voice?]

Rulue[Huh~? No, I didn't?
Never mind that, we have to leave!
We're already behind!]

Arle[H...Hmm...
Maybe I was... imagining it...?]

Rulue[Uu... strange smell...
I smell that smoke again!
Why is it in a place like this...?]

Rulue[Arle! Draco!
You have to be careful!
Try not to inhale the smoke!]

Arle[Okay!
We have to stop the smoke again, huh...]

Arle[Kaa-kun!
It looks like you're going to be needed again here!]

Carbuncle[Guuuuuu!]

Draco Centauros[Anyway, let's hurry on ahead!
We've gotta find the 「Proof of Beauty」!]

Draco Centauros[Ahh! There's something written here!
Let's see...]

Draco Centauros[When you have solved the three tasks within the ruins, and obtained the three beautifully-colored orbs,]

Draco Centauros[the door to the 「Proof of Beauty」 will surely open.
  -- The Mayor, Star of Fulpeace Town]

Draco Centauros[...it says!
So first we have to search out the tasks and solve them!]

** Battle! **

Draco Centauros[What!? What was that!?
Why do we have to get attacked!?]

Draco Centauros[Don't tell me that's part of the beauty contest tasks too...!?]

Rulue[No! More likely, this is...
because of the smoke filling these ruins!]

Rulue[We have to find the place the smoke is coming from and stop it quickly...
or this could turn into something terrible!]

Arle[Ahh!
Schezo's right over there!]

Rulue[Oh my! So he is!
Schezooooo!!]

Schezo[Ohh! Arle! Rulue!
Over heeeeeere!!]

Schezo[............!!]

Schezo[Da... Dammit!
I'm out of time...]

Schezo[Why does there have to be so much evil within this man!
And he's a pervert as well... kh!]

Schezo[Despicable!]

Schezo[Who the HELLLL are you calling a despicable pervert!?
I am no damn pervert!!]

Arle[Schezo? Are you okay?
No one called you a pervert...]

Arle[But anyway...
I'm so glad I found you!]

Schezo[Glad you found me...!?
Ah, Arle!
Have you finally changed your mind!?]

Schezo[Alright! Then now,
I will take everything of you for myself!]

Arle[Huh!?
What are you talking about?]

Schezo[What am I talking about...
Isn't it obvious!?]

Schezo[I'm talking about how...
I'm going to take all your magical powers!!]

** Battle! **

Rulue[Hey!
What's wrong with you, Schezo!?]

Rulue[Weren't we going to defeat those monsters together!?]

Schezo[Monsters...?
What are you talking about?
That has nothing to do with me.]

Arle[You knowww!
Those eyeball monsters!
Called 「Yogs」...]

Schezo[「Yogs」......?
Never heard of them...]

Schezo[But never mind that...
Arle!
Be my desire!]

Arle[Schezo, why are you saying stuff that doesn't make any sense!?
What's happened to you!?]

Schezo[What?
You're the ones not making any sense!]

Schezo[A - ny - way!
I'm taking your magical power!]

Rulue[Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!
Well?
I bet you're feeling more awake now?]

Rulue[Come on! You're coming with us to defeat 「Yogs」!]

Schezo[Kh...
Like I'd go anywhere with you guys!]

Schezo[This is nothing to do with me!
I don't care about any 「Yogs」!
Bye bye now!]

Arle[Ahh! He ran away!
Hey, waaait!
Schezo~~!]

Rulue[Let him go, the jerk!]

Rulue[He says he'll 「cooperate」, then he says it's 「nothing to do with him」, how irresponsible is he!?]

Rulue[We can manage on our own without that useless lump!]

Arle[O-Okay...
(Schezo...
What's happened to you...?)]

Video 15b

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZfoSrqcH4

Jan[I'm mad now ja~n!
This isn't a beauty contest ja~n!]

Jan[The other two in my group dropped out, but... I tried really hard on my own ja~n!]

Jan[But I can't go any further ja~n!
You'd all better turn back too ja~n!]

Draco Centauros[Thanks for the warning, but we can't turn back!]

Jan[You're cheeky thinking you can do something that the great Jan-sama couldn't!]

Jan[I'm warning you, ahead of here there's a real hard task where you have to inflate a Puyo Puyo!]

Jan[And there's weird guys that attack you on the way there, and...
Anyway, it's terrible ja~n!]

Rulue[Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!
Bring it on!]

Rulue[There is nothing to fear when you have my amazing looks!]

Jan[You just don't know ja~n!
The path ahead...]

Jan[is teeming with guys with faces like thiiiiis ja~n!]

Jan[Hmph! It's impossible anyway, go ahead and try if you want!
Bye!]

Arle[Well......
Let's just go see!]

[Beauty Contest
Task of Power 「Puku Puku」]

[Read the explanation of 「Puku Puku」?
> Yes!
- No...]

[In 「Puku Puku」, your power will be tested.
The instructions are simple!]

[When 「Puku Puku」 begins, wring out your power and hammer the A button as fast as you can!]

[The more you press, the more air will be sent into the Puyo-shaped balloon.]

[If you can keep on inflating it and burst the balloon, you will pass the 「Task of Power」.]

[If you decide partway through that you want to stop 「Puku Puku」, press B.]

Rulue[So we just have to hammer the A button!
And it's B if we want to stop.]

Rulue[Well, Arle?
Want to give it a go?]

[> I'll try it!
- Wait a sec!]

[There are characters engraved on the pedestal.]

[「Proof of Power」]

[Arle's party obtained the 「Orb of Power」!]

[The orb shone brighter.]

Draco Centauros[Awha?
We warped the moment we got the orb!]

Rulue[This is...
the same pedestal that the 「Orb of Power」 was just resting on!]

Rulue[I bet we're supposed to put the 「Orb of Power」 here!]

?[Kaaa!]

Arle[Wah! Quiet down!!]

Draco Centauros[She says 「I've had it with this contest!」]

Rulue[What!? Draco!
You can tell what these kids are saying!?]

Draco Centauros['Course I can!
Just leave it to me and my wonderfully pointy dragon ears!]

?[Kiiiii.
Kii kii kiii!]

?[Kaaa ka kaa!
...Kaa kaa kaaaa!]

Rulue[Oh, be quiet!!
Draco! What are they saying this time!?]

Draco Centauros[「We lost our little sister, Emi.
She's a real crybaby, so I'm worried about her!」]

Draco Centauros[「I've had it with this place!
...Anyway, we're dropping out here,]

Draco Centauros[so if you see our sister, let her know we've gone!」
...Apparently!]

Rulue[What irresponsible kids...
Their sister is lost and they just ran off...]

Rulue[Or did something happen that scared them that much...?]

Emi[Piiiiii!]

Rulue[I've got it!
This squealing kettle girl is 「Emi」, right!?]

Emi[Piii pii pii...
Pii piii!]

Draco Centauros[「There's a contest pedestal ahead of here, but... I'm going home!]

Draco Centauros[Lots of weird things are attacking me and I'm really scared!」
...she says!]

Arle[Ahh! Emi, waait!
Your sisters said they're dropping out......!]

Arle[...Ahhh, she's gone...]

Rulue[Well... well, it's okay, right?
She said she was going home too, after all...
We'd better hurry on!]

Draco Centauros[Ah! There's something written here!
I'll give it a read.]

Draco Centauros[This is the Path of Luck.
The unfortunate will never reach the orb!]

Draco Centauros[Best of luck to you!
 -- The Mayor, The Single Rose Blooming In Fulpeace Town]

Rulue[Path of luck?
It just looks like a regular path to me.
...Wonder what it means?]

Arle[Yaaay! We reached the orb easily, didn't we!]

Draco Centauros[I don't really get it, but I guess this means we're really lucky, right!?]

Rulue[It must be all the positive karma I've accrued!
Ohh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh!]

[Obtained a 「Friendship Tiara」!]

[There are characters engraved on the pedestal.]

[「Proof of Luck」]

[Arle's party obtained the 「Orb of Luck」!]

[The orb shone brighter.]

Draco Centauros[Looks like we warped the moment we got the orb!]

Rulue[Look!
It's the same pedestal that the 「Orb of Luck」 was just resting on!]

Rulue[The 「Orb of Luck」 must go here!]

[Cleeeaning, cleeeaning, ran-ran-ran-ran!
Cleeeaning, cleeeaning, ran-ran-ran-ran!]

[No one may obstruct my cleaning!!
You're in the way, in the way! Move it!]

Rulue[Hm?
Something's coming towards us at an incredible speed!]

Arle[Wah!!
Wh-What? Who are you!?]

** Battle! **

Draco Centauros[That huurt!
What're you playing at, bumping into us suddenly like that!?]

Rulue[Hold on a minute!
This girl... she's acting strange!
The smoke's got her, I'm sure of it.]

Arle[Then we have to bring her back to her senses again!
Alriiight! Let's go for it!]

Kikimora[U-Ughh...
...Oh? What happened to me?
Why do I hurt all over?]

Arle[You'd gone crazy from inhaling the strange smoke inside these ruins!]

Draco Centauros[Huh? You...
You're a participant in the contest, aren't you?
Why are you alone?]

Draco Centauros[You know you have to be in a group of three or you can't participate in the Beauty Contest?]

Kikimora[The other two in my group ran off ages ago!]

Kikimora[There was something that looked like a contest task ahead of here, but... I just can't get that far!]

Kikimora[I mean... I don't know what they are, but there are all kinds of monsters there that come and attack you!]

Kikimora[Is this really a beauty contest!?
If I knew this is what I was in for, I'd have had much more fun doing some cleaning!]

Kikimora[I... I've had enough!
I'm dropping out!
Uwaaaaaa~n!!]

Rulue[Oh my...
She said what she had to say and then just disappeared...]

Rulue[Anyway... the takeaway is that there are still swarms of critters ahead that have gone crazy from the smoke!]

[Beauty Contest
Task of Intelligence 「Quiz」]

[Read the explanation of 「Quiz」?
> Yes!
- No...]

[In this room, your intelligence will be tested.]

[...So, you will be set a bunch of questions from the appropriately titled 「Lovely Mayor's Special Quiz」!]

[The rules are easy!]

[Just stand on the colored panel corresponding to the correct answer to the quiz questions you will be given!]

[If your answer is correct, you'll proceed to the next question, but if it's incorrect, you'll have to start from the beginning!]

Rulue[So we just need to stand on the panel with the color corresponding to the right answer!]

Rulue[Well, Arle?
Want to give it a go?]

[> I'll try it!
- Wait a sec!]

[Okay, Question 1! If you buy a Fukujinzuke, a Smooth Cream, and a Star Spice, how much does it cost in total?]

[Blue    120G
 Red     220G
 Yellow  320G]

Rulue[Okay, Arle! Pick an answer, and stand on the panel that corresponds to that color!]

[Special Quiz, Question 2!
How many houses with red roofs are there in Fulpeace Town?]

[Blue    3
 Red     4
 Yellow  5]

Draco Centauros[So we just need to pick an answer and stand on the panel with the corresponding color!]

[Mayor's Special Quiz, Question 3!
How many Puyo balloons were there floating in Fulpeace Town?]

[Blue    7
 Red     8
 Yellow  9]

Arle[Ummm. So I pick an answer, then stand on the panel of the corresponding color, right?]
//...How many more times are they going to tell us this...

[Lovely Mayor's Quiz, Final Question!
I'm sure someone in town must have told you,
but which one is my husband's na~me?]

[Blue    Sam
 Red     Tom
 Yellow  No one told us]

Rulue[Stand on the panel with the same color as the answer!
Still... this sure is a strange quiz...]

[There are characters engraved on the pedestal.]

[「Proof of Intelligence」]

[Arle's party obtained the 「Orb of Intelligence」!]

[The orb shone brighter.]

Draco Centauros[We warped the moment we got the orb!]

Rulue[Oh!
There's a pedestal just like the one the 「Orb of Intelligence」 was just resting on!]

Rulue[We must have to put the 「Orb of Intelligence」 here!]

Draco Centauros[We finally got all three orbs!]

Rulue[We did it! It opened!]

Draco Centauros[Waaagh! What's this smell!?
This must be that smoke!]

Arle[C-Can't breathe~
Kaa-kun! Please!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuuu!!]

Rulue[Phew...
Looks like it's gone...]

Draco Centauros[Ah! Look!
There's a treasure chest there!]

Draco Centauros[It must have the 「Proof of Beauty」 inside!]

[Arle's party obtained the 「Proof of Beauty」!]

Draco Centauros[Okay! Let's hurry back to Fulpeace Town!]

Video 16b

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hErUFVhVs4

Mayor[Uhhh, hello, everyone!
I am the most popular person in town,]

Mayor[the Mayor!]

Mayor[Uhhh, the 「Ringtie Ruins」 that was the site for our contest today,]

Mayor[seems to be inhabited by a large number of crazed maniacs.]

Mayor[This kind of thing has never happened before...
I'm utterly at a loss as to the cause...]

Mayor[The girls are dropping out one after another...]

Mayor[and it seems that no one has yet obtained the 「Proof of Beauty」...]

Mayor[Ahh!
Some people have returned!
Is it another resignation!?]

Draco[We brought back the 「Proof of Beauty」!!]

Mayor[Ohhhhhh!
Ma-Marvelous!]

Mayor[The girls have returned here once more, having cleared the long, hard tasks before them!]

Mayor[And... the ones who spectacularly came out on top were...]

Mayor[the team of Draco Centauros-san, Arle-san, and Rulue-san!]

Mayor[Congratulations!
To Draco-san's winning team goes the prize money of 10000G...]

Mayor[and the 「magic key」, which can unlock any lock!
Come on, girls! Over here!]

Jan[N-No fair ja~n!
The great Jan-sama was supposed to be the winner!]

Jan[...Blahh! I'll cast a spell on you to vent my anger ja~n!
Ja ja ja jaaaaa~n!]

Mayor[Ahh!
Th-The magic key!
It's gone as flat as a pancake!]

Mayor[It's unusable like this! What have you done!?]

Jan[Hahahh, take that... ja~n!
Aren't you a bit cheeky to think of beating the great Jan-sama ja~n?]

Jan[You had it coming ja~n!
Bye!]

Arle[Ahh!
She ran off!!]

Mayor[Ahh... the 「magic key」...
It's as flimsy as a scrap of paper...]

Mayor[Oh dear... now it's less of a 「magic key」 and more of a 「tragic key」, isn't it...]
//originally, "mahou no kagi"(magic key) -> "marutsubure no kagi"(completely crushed key). Could try "mushed key" or "mashed key" instead...

Mayor[We can't present this as a prize...]

Mayor[...But, well, anyway!
Please at least take the prize money!]

Mayor[Draco-san, Arle-san, Rulue-san!
Congratulations on your victory~!]

[Arle's party obtained 「10000G prize money」!]

Rulue[Guh!
I think I went into a stunned shock for a while there!]

Draco Centauros[We can't save Witch with a 「tragic key」! We've gotta do something!]

Arle[Draco, you're worried about Witch, aren't you? Despite all you said!]

Draco Centauros[Y-Yeah... I guess...
('Cause if you get her mad, you never know what she's gonna do to you...)]

Draco Centauros[A-Anyway, let's ask the townspeople about Jan!
We might be able to find out something!]

[That Jan girl... she ran off in the direction of 「Sluggy Mountain」!]

[「Sluggy Mountain」 is the mountain to the east of town!
You should be able to find it on the map!]

[The location of 「Sluggy Mountain」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[There's nowhere left to run!
Jan!]

Draco Centauros[We had to come a~ll the way into the depths of this mountain 'cause of you!]

Jan[........................]

Arle[Come on! Come back to Fulpeace Town and undo the spell you cast!]

Jan[........................]

Rulue[Excuse me~!!!
Are you listening!?]

Jan[...Would'ya...
all...
shut up ja~n!]

Jan[The great Jan-sama wants a fight ja~n!]

Jan[Quit all your talking, hurry up and fight me ja~n!]

Draco Centauros[What's wrong with her...?
She's acting kinda strange...?]

Jan[Fights are fun ja~n!
I'll mess you up good ja~n!]

Rulue[It looks like this girl went crazy under the influence of the smoke too.]

Jan[If you aren't going to start, I'll attack you myself ja~n!]

Rulue[Alright, fine!
You're going to be zonked out and then we'll capture you!]

Jan[Jajajajaaa~n!]

** Battle! **

Arle[Phew, she finally settled down...
...Okay, Kaa-kun! Please!
Stop that smoke!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuuu!!]

Jan[Uu...
...ah...awha?]

Draco Centauros[Jan!
Are you normal again!?]

Jan[Whaah!
When did you guys...!?]

Jan[A-Anyway, I...
...I gotta run ja~n!]

Jan[Huh? But...
How did you catch up to me ja~n?
...Uhh... uhh...]

Jan[...Oh yeah ja~n!
I came here, and then, inhaled this strange smoke, and...]

Arle[You went crazy because of the smoke after that.]

Arle[But you're okay now!
Because Kaa-kun stopped it!]

Jan[...You're right.
The smoke's gone ja~n...]

Jan[Th-Then... are you saying...
you guys saved the great Jan-sama ja~n?]

Draco Centauros[Heheh!
Well, yeah...
I guess we did!]

Jan[Even though I was bad...?
Even though I was... mean to you...?
You still saved me?]

Rulue[...You heard right! Not just anyone!
But me of all people! I came all this way!
Just to save you!]

Rulue[So if you're the slightest bit grateful, hurry up and get to undoing that spell you cast on the 「magic key」!]

Jan[........................okay...
I'm sorrryyy...]

Arle[Jan...
You mustn't do things that inconvenience other people any more!]

Jan[I get it ja~n...
Jan-sama will...
will be a good girl jaa~n.]

Jan[Thanks for saving me ja~n...
I'm... really really sorry for being mean to you ja~n...]

Arle[No problem!
You're a good girl, Jan!]

Arle[Alright!
Let's go back to town, and get the 「magic key」 for real this time ja~n!]

Jan[Right, I'll undo the spell I cast on the 「magic key」 ja~n!
Ja ja ja jaaaa~n!]

Jan[Bam!]
//ei! Ey!

Mayor[Great!
The key's back to normal!]

Mayor[Well, then, once more...
I present our winners with this 「magic key」!]

[Arle's party obtained the 「magic key」!]

Arle[Okay, we have to hurry back to 「Incubus's Mansion」 to save Witch!]

Draco Centauros[I'll leave you guys here!
The search for towns holding beauty contests begins again!]

Rulue[Whaaaat!?
Draco...
You're a professional contest winner!?]

Draco Centauros[Heheh...
Well, I'm not all that, really...
Anyway, say hi to Witch for me!]

Draco Centauros[(Actually I just don't want to face Witch's anger after having made her wait so long...)]

[「Draco Centauros」 left your party!]

Arle[Okay, we'll head back to 「Incubus's Mansion」 and save Witch, then!]

Arle[Draco! Mayor-san! Jan!
See you!!]

Witch[Yo! Excuse me, you two!
You're awfully slow!
Don't you think you could have been faster!?]

Witch[The 「Grand Sorcery Tournament」 is going to be over if you don't hurry!]

Witch[I don't see Draco with you?
No doubt she turned tail and ran off before I could bring my wrath upon her!]

Witch[Oh, whatever!
Would you please just hurry up!]

Arle[Sorry, sorry! Kept you waiting!
I'll have you out of there in just a second with this 「magic key」~]

Witch[Ahhh!!
If I don't hurry to 「Comfy Town」, I won't make it in time!]

Witch[Alright, good day, everyone!
See you next wee~k!]

Rulue[What was that about!?
What a nasty person!]

Rulue[We'd done her the favor of saving her, and she didn't even say thank you properly!
Oh! Come to think of it...]

Rulue[I think Witch said...
she was going to 「Comfy Town」, yes?]

Arle[Y-Yeah...
She said she wasn't going to make it in time for the 「Grand Sorcery Tournament」...or something.]

Rulue[Arle!
We should hurry too!]

Arle[Huh!?
Why do we have to go as well~?]

Rulue[Isn't that obvious!?
We're going to knock some manners into that girl!]

Rulue[Besides, don't you think 「Comfy Town」 might have some problems with Yogs or weird smoke or something!?]

Rulue[...It's not like I want to go because I think a 「Grand Sorcery Tournament」 sounds fun!]

Arle[(Ahaha...
Rulue is just itching to check out that 「Grand Sorcery Tournament」, isn't she...)]

Rulue[C-Come on then! What are you standing around for, Arle!?
We're in a hurry!]

[The location of 「Comfy Town」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Video 17b

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo3BUM9rEGo

Witch[I won't make iiiiiitttt!]

Arle[Hahh hahh...
Wai-Wait up, Witch~]

Witch[Y-*gasp gasp* Yo... *hahh*
G-G-G-Grand Sorcery Tournament, h-
*hahh* how is it proceeding?]

[What now...?
Oh! The Grand Socery Tournament, yes,
that ended a very long time ago...]

Witch[I-It's over!?
Noo...]

Arle[Aryarya...
...Sorry, Witch...]

Arle[I guess this is because we were slow coming to save you...]

Witch[Ahhh...
Lame...]

Rulue[We did our very best...
What a shame...]

Witch[Really, truly, lame... if I do say so...]

Rulue[She seems pretty depressed.
...Well,
I suppose we'd better leave her alone...]

Arle[...Yeah.
See you, Witch...]

Rulue[Wait, wait, look!
That's Schezo over there!]

Arle[Geez, Schezo!
What are you up to here now?]

Schezo[Wh-What!?
You people again!?]

Schezo[To think you'd tail me here...
You're into me, aren't you?]

Arle[N-No I'm not!]

Schezo[Hmph... be honest with yourself...
...Whatever.]

Schezo[This time, that power of yours will be mine!]

Rulue[Listen, you!
We've had more than enough of you messing us around!]

Schezo[What!?
Hey!
What was that for!?]

Arle[Schezo, really,
what has happened to you?]

Arle[You told us... you'd come with us to defeat Yogs!]

Schezo[That again...
I told you once already I don't know anything about that!]

Rulue[Pff...
You can't even commit to a story, you just don't care, do you!?]

Rulue[What is so fun about mocking us like that!?]

Schezo[Will you cut it out!?
Why the hell are you just inventing nonsense to blame me for!?]

Schezo[Fine...
This time I'll shut you up by force!]

Schezo[Here I come!!]

Arle[Ohh!
Schezo, you blockhead!]

** Battle! **

Schezo[D-Dammit...
Not once but twice...
...kuuhh!]

Arle[Schezo, listen...
The bad guys spitting out that weird smoke are still all over the place.]

Arle[Please!
Come with us and let's defeat the Yogs!]

Schezo[Will you stop...? Ugh!]

Rulue[Don't bother, Arle...
We were idiots for putting any faith in this lout.]

Rulue[You'll only make yourself angry by talking to him...
It's a waste of time!
Let's leave him and go!]

Arle[O-Okay...]

Schezo[Wait... Ow!
...Damn them...]

Schezo[...Can't commit to a story, though, huh...
What on earth have I been doing...?]

Schezo[...Come to think of it,
things have been off lately...]

Schezo[I'll be out when I thought I was in...
or suddenly find myself in strange places...]

Schezo[Almost like I'm not myself, or...]

Schezo[...And I can't imagine they're just talking total nonsense, either...]

Schezo[......Hm...
If I go with them, I might find something out...]

Schezo[Alright!
I'll play along a bit, if only to kill some time!]

Rulue[...So there's a pervert called Schezo on the prowl, keep your wits about you!]

[I see, I see...
A pervert, in this very town...]

Schezo[Seriously, where the heck did those two go...?]

Schezo[...hm?
Something soft and...
squishy... what the?]

Rulue[Eeyaaaaaaa!
I'm being molested!
Molested!]

Rulue[How daaaaare you touch my Nice Body with your perverted hands!]

Schezo[Owaaaaagh!]

Arle[...Huh?
That was Schezo...]

[Gghhh... ghhh...]

Rulue[So you molest people now?
You really are the most disppppppppicable person!!!]

Schezo[Ghhh, Rulue, it's not like that,
I just, decided to... ggghhh...
cooperate with you two...]

Schezo[I was looking for you when... ghh...
I bumped into something squishy...
And it was you...]

Rulue[Squishyyyy!?
You did touch me!
Youuuu... mega-pervert!]

Arle[H-Hey, hey...
Let's forgive and forget, Rulue,
it doesn't look like he did it on purpose.]

Arle[More importantly...
You... really mean it... you'll help us?]

Schezo[You know...
Just to kill time... ghhh...]

Arle[Yaaaaay!
Thanks, Schezo!]

[「Schezo」 joined your party!]

Rulue[You can come with us, but if you try that again, you won't know what hit you!!]

Schezo[......ghh,
Sh...shut up!]

Schezo[I wouldn't touch you...
...ghh, even if you begged me!
(.........probably...)]

[Dish ish awful!]

[Dere'sh a weird cave where monshtersh and giantsh are shtomping around!]

[But...
everyone'sh too shcared to go near it...]

Arle[Hmm~, that...
...kind of sounds related to that smoke again, doesn't it...?]

Arle[...Alriight!
We'll go have a look for you!
Can you tell us where it is?]

[Thanksh!
It'sh north of town!
I'll show you where it ish!]

[The location of 「Giant's Cave」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]
//Maybe more than one giant? We might have to change this to Giants' Cave and alter a couple dialogues. (The Japanese doesn't specify plurality).

[It'sh very muddy in de cave!]

[You don't wanna go shliding away! Pleash be careful!]

Arle[Thank you very much!
Okay then, off we go!]

Video 18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4f9rztZ0vk

Rulue[...Aha~
So this is our crazy one.]

Rulue[...But how is he a giant?]

Sukiya Podes[U~~~~~......!]

Rulue[Come on!
Let's wipe the floor with him!]
//I should have used this in one of the Kikimora fights...

Arle[W-We're bringing him back to his senses, remember!?]

Video 19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJeRhDePe0c

Arle[Huh? It looks like there's more to this cave...]

Rulue[And we haven't seen that weird thing yet...]

Arle[It must be through here...
Let's check it out!]

*** Battle!! ***

Schezo[W-Wh-What the heck is THAT!?]

Arle[...Seems like you really don't know.]

Rulue[When you were with us, you sounded as if you had some kind of beef with these guys!]

Schezo[With this thing...!?
You're kidding, right!?
......I, I think I'd remember!!]

Arle[We can talk about this afterwards,
let's just beat the Yog for now!]

Rulue[I agree... Let's go!
You too, Schezo who isn't the nice one!]

Schezo[Aghhhh, shut up!!]

Schezo[...I see.
I get the general picture.]

Schezo[So basically, you two have been going from place to place beating those Yog guys?]

Schezo[...Heh.
As always, you two can't keep out of things.]

Arle[Hey, Schezo,
won't you help us with it too?]

Schezo[No thanks.
Why should I have to do something so exhausting?]

Rulue[...That's a really irritating way of looking at it,
but yes... that's just the response I'd expect from you.]

Schezo[We agree, then.
See you...]

[「Schezo」 left your party!]

Rulue[...Arle?
I wonder what the fake Schezo was trying to do...]

Rulue[I wonder if trusting what he told us and continuing to defeat these Yogs is still the right thing to do...]

Arle[Hmmm... I'm not really sure about that,
but it is a fact that everyone was going crazy because of the smoke.]

Arle[And I'd already decided to go around lots of places before I even met that Schezo...]

Arle[I think...
I'll continue the journey.]

Rulue[Yeah...]

Rulue[Yes... you're right...
Okay then, Arle.]

Rulue[But in that case...
That fake bugs me all the more.]

Arle[Yeah.
Anyway, let's go back to the town for the time being.]

Schezo[Tch. It was just a waste of time...]

Schezo[I just tired myself out and didn't learn a thing about what's causing this...]

Orb[Ah, there he is!]

Schezo[Hey, we meet again!
How are things going on your end...?]

Arle[......wha-]

Rulue[......ah-]

Both[Whaaaaaat!?]

Schezo[W-What the heck!?]

Arle[Hey, Rulue...]

Rulue[Yes...
I think... this might be...]

Schezo[What's wrong with you two?
Your eyes are kinda scary...]

Both[(...It's the fake!!)]

Rulue[(Arle...
It's time we unmasked this guy...!)]

Rulue[(Interrogate him and make him confess!)]

Arle[(O-Okay, I'll give it a shot!)]

[> Ask about his name
- Ask about his bandana
- Ask about the purpose of his journey]

Arle[Hey, sorry to spring this on you, but...
what did you say your name was again?]

Schezo[...It's Schezo.]

Arle[No, your full name.]

Schezo[Ah...
Uh... Well...]

Arle[...Eh, I guess it doesn't matter!
It's not like I ever call you by your full name anyway.]

Arle[But I think I remember... you saying your name meant 「the graceful one, who defiles the gods」, right?]

Schezo[D-Defiles the gods!?]

[- Ask about his name
- Ask about his bandana
> Ask about the goal of his journey]

Arle[Why are you travelling right now, Schezo?]

Schezo[Hey!
Why are you asking that!?]

Schezo[To defeat the selves of 「Yoggus」, which have appeared all over the place, obviously!]

Arle[Ah... right, yeah.]

Arle[But...]

Arle[You told me a long time ago that your goal was to become 「the strongest Dark Wizard」... didn't you...?]

Schezo[Huh...? Dark...?]

Arle[Huh? Did I get it wrong...?]

Schezo[N-No...
Th-That's one of my goals, of course...]

Rulue[(...Oh...?)]

[- Ask about his name
- Ask about his bandana
> Ask about the goal of his journey]

Arle[Hey...
Have you become a little forgetful lately, or bumped your head, or anything...?]

Schezo[Huh? What do you mean...?]

Arle[...The truth is, you were together with us until just a few minutes ago.]

Schezo[...!!]

Arle[And... back then you didn't know the slightest thing about Yoggus or Yogs, you know?]

Arle[So we were wondering if maybe you forgot it all because of some kind of shock, or...]

Schezo[......]

Arle[Or maybe you bumped your head or something without realizing it...]

Rulue[(Okay, Arle!
Go in for the kill!)]

[- Ask about his name
> Ask about his bandana
- Ask about the goal of his journey]

Arle[Could you take that bandana off a second...?]

Schezo[......]

Arle[You might have been injured without you noticing!]

Schezo[...I'm not injured.
I haven't... hit my head.]

Rulue[(Oh? Ohh?
Maybe... just one more push?)]

[> Ask about his name
- Ask about his bandana
- Ask about the goal of his journey]

Arle[Who... are you?]

Schezo[...........................]

Schezo[...bah.]

Schezo[Looks like I can't keep this up any longer.
As you suspect, I am not the man you call 「Schezo」.]

Rulue[...I knew it.]

Lagnus[My name...
is 「Lagnus Bishasi」.]

Arle[Why are you pretending to be Schezo?]

Lagnus[I'm not exactly pretending.
This body indeed belongs to the real 「Schezo」.]

Rulue[You've taken him over...?]

Lagnus[That's the quickest way to describe it.]

Arle[...So are you
d-...de-de...dead?
A g-g-gh-ghost!?]

Lagnus[W-Wait, wait!
I'm... not dead... probably...... I think.]

Lagnus[Hmm, where do I begin...]

Rulue[Could you... tell us everything, from the beginning...?]

Lagnus[...Alright.]

Lagnus[The truth is, I'm not from this world.]

Lagnus[But the world I lived in was similar... a beautiful place, surrounded by nature, just like this one...]

Lagnus[But then, without warning, HE appeared!
Breaking the barrier between dimensions, into our world he came...]

Lagnus[...「Yoggus」!!]

Lagnus[I did just as you, eradicating all trace of his selves, which had manifested everywhere...]

Lagnus[Only 「Yoggus」's true self was left...
In order to prevent him from moving to a different dimension,]

Lagnus[I succeeded in binding him to the top floor of the 「Grand Sealing Tower」.]

Lagnus[With the combined prayers of everyone on the surface, I was finally able to beat 「Yoggus」,]

Lagnus[but immediately after... a 「different Yoggus」 that existed in an alternate dimension opened the dimensional door, swallowed me within, and then closed off space...]

Lagnus[I thought I would wander the dimensions forever,]

Lagnus[but suddenly my body was pulled by an invisible force... and the next thing I knew, I had been transported into this world.]

Lagnus[However, immediately after the transportation, I felt a tremendous shock...]

Lagnus[I am ashamed to say I don't remember much beyond that...]

Lagnus[Before I knew it, I was drifting around without a body, just a 「soul」, you might say.]

Arle[So your 「body」 and... 「soul」 were...]

Rulue[...But, again, why Schezo?
Surely you could have found a better body?]

Arle[Well, I mean, he is a 「dark wizard」.]

Lagnus[No... it's just that this is the only man I seem to be able to take over...
But, I see... so that's... why...]

Arle[Huh? Why what?]

Lagnus[Originally, I was planning on borrowing this man's body and journeying with you...]

Lagnus[But his spirit is just too evil.
I can't take him over for long.]

Rulue[So when we ran across each other in 「Bully Forest」...]

Lagnus[Yes...
My time was up.]

Arle[...So, unless we do something,
you might become separated from Schezo's body again, right?]

Lagnus[Yes...
I can't explain, but the evil within this body is simply hard to bear...]

Arle[Isn't there anything we can do...?]

Rulue[...I know!
Why don't we ask Satan-sama for advice?]

Arle[Oh, right!
He knows quite a lot, actually,
and he can use some crazy magic and stuff!]

Lagnus[...Could he turn me back to normal?]

Rulue[I can't promise anything...
but I think it's worth going, at least.]

Rulue[(Uhuhuhuhuhuhu!
This gives me an excuse to go straight to see Satan-sama!)]

Arle[Yeah!
Let's try going to Satan's place!]

[「Lagnus」 in Schezo's body joined your party!]

Arle[Umm... to get there from here...
Right! We should just have to go through 「Unbearable Pass」 to the west!]
// Untamara Touge(Pass). Probably from "tamaran" ( = tamaranai = unbearable, or irresistible. http://goo.gl/2ZtsO )

[The location of 「Unbearable Pass」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Video 20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDMLqb4vkks

Arle[Ah-! There's smoke here too...!]

Rulue[...How many of those things are there!?]

Lagnus[...There should be eight 「Yogs」 in total.]

Lagnus[The Yogs I defeated in my world were eight in number as well...]

Arle[...And, so far we've come across,
ummmm... four, I think?]

Lagnus[Back when we split up, I took one down myself in the forest, so...]

Rulue[Three left... huh...]

Arle[Alriiight!
Just a little bit more, then!]

Lagnus[...Yeah. Right.]

Rulue[What? You sound depressed...
I'm sure we'll find the remaining three in no time, and you'll be right back to normal!]

Rulue[Besides, when we're through this pass,
it's just a little further to Satan's tower.]

Arle[Yep!
Let's keep it up!]

Scylla[......]

Arle[Umm...
Do you think you could...
move out of the way a bit, please?]

Scylla[Heheheh...]

Rulue[...!!
Arle! There's something strange about her!]

Arle[Wa-Wagh!?]

Scylla[Heheheh...]

Arle[Wagh!?]

Scylla[I'll be taking that!]

Arle[Wha...?????]

Lagnus[Arle, are you okay?]

Arle[Y-Yeah, I'm completely fine, but...
...ah-]

Arle[Ahhhhhhhh!!]

Rulue[Oh, what is the problem, quiet down!]

Arle[She took...
my map...]

[Arle's party had their 「Adventure Map」 stolen!]

Rulue[Wh-Whaaaaat!?]

Rulue[If we don't have a map, we can't keep going forward, and we can't even turn back!!]

Rulue[...Honestly, look what you've gone and done!
You screwup! Dunce! Crappy magician!]
 
Arle[S-Sorry!]

Lagnus[Okay, okay...
We didn't notice either.
we can't just blame Arle.]

Arle[Th-Thanks, Lagnus.]

Rulue[Ooh, ooh, get a room!
Ooh, Arle and Lagnus sitting in a tree!]
// Some liberties taken here.
// Lit:
// ohh, ohh, how steamy[/hot (in here)]!
// ahh~, steeeeamy steeeamy!

Lagnus[What are you, a little kid...?]

Lagnus[Anyway, let's just find out where she went!]

Rulue[(It's weird how this guy's all in control...)]

Arle[Ah! There she is!]

Rulue[You aren't getting away this time!]

Scylla[Uuu!]

Scylla[G...gwaaaaagh!!
G-Get out! Y-You...]

Scylla[Get the hell out of my bodyyy!!]

Rulue[Oh...? Didn't something just jump out?]

Arle[Huh...?
I couldn't see anything...]

Lagnus[Me neither...]

Rulue[...My imagination?]

Arle[Still... what's happening to her?]

Scylla[U..uu...]

Arle[Ah, it looks like she's with us again...
You okay...?]

Scylla[W-Who are...]

Scylla[Oh... you guys were the ones who woke me up...
Sorry about that.]

Rulue[What happened?
You were yelling 「get the hell out」 just now...?]

Scylla[Huh? Oh... actually, I think my body was playing host to someone until just now...]

Arle[To someone?]

Scylla[I don't have a clear picture, but it was someone really small.]

Scylla[It might still be around here somewhere...
You guys be careful too.
...Okie, bye bye~!!]

Lagnus[...Hold it!]

Scylla[Wh-What?
...Ah! You want me to tell you the way through the pass?]

Scylla[It is pretty confusing, this place, after all~]

Scylla[I suggest going around it again, even the places you already went through.
Sometimes you'll find new routes.]

Lagnus[Right... thanks a lot!
But we don't really need advice,
so if you could just return the 「map」...]

Scylla[......Tch! No fooling you, huh.
Heheh, you're a pretty sharp one!
Watch yourself, okay!?]

[Arle's party took back the 「Adventure Map」!]

Arle[Nice, Lagnus!]

Lagnus[...Geez, can't drop your guard for a second... hm?]

Lagnus[Ahh...! Ahhhhh!]

Arle[Wh-What!?]

Lagnus[She got me...!
She took... the emergency funds I was keeping in my pocket...]

Rulue[...She's good.]

Video 21

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bFATRtAyNQ

Flea[(Hey! You jerks!
Who do you think you are, doing that to me!)]
// The text in the sprite says "Koko ni iru!" = "[He] is here!", "Down here!" etc.

Arle[Hm...?
Lagnus, did you say something?]

Lagnus[Nope...]

Arle[Hmmm... was I hearing things?]

Flea[(Hey!
I'm here, HERE!)]

Flea[(Hahh... hooh... hehh...)]

Flea[(I'll, I'll remember this!)]

Flea[(Hey! Heyyy!!
Down here, damn you!
Are you listening!? Hey!!)]

Rulue[...Huh? Sorry, Arle?]

Arle[Huh?
I didn't say anything.]

Rulue[That's weird...
I'm sure I heard something.]

Flea[(*pant*...*pant*...*pant*...)]

Flea[(...*blarrph!!*)]

Flea[(These guys are hopeless...!!)]

Arle[Ah, over there!]

Lagnus[As I thought...]

Arle[Let's go!]

Flea[(OYYYYY!
DON'T IGNORE MEEEEE!!)

Flea[(Goddamn you!
Making fun of me...!
Alright, if that's how you want it...)]

Flea[(Hiyaaaaaah!)]

Arle[Arya?
Something flew into me just now.]

Lagnus[Oh?]

Rulue[Huh?
What is that thing, I wonder?]

Flea[(Finally you notice, huh?
What a slow bunch...)]

Arle[Huh? What? Where is it?]

Flea[(This girl is breaking world records for dim-wittedness...)]

Arle[Ah- I found it!
Wo~w, it's so sma~ll!]

Flea[(Why you...!
That's what I'm most sensitive about...)]

Arle[I-It talked!
Woooow!
It's pretty clever!]

Flea[(......)]

Arle[Au!]

Arle[Wha, what are you doing!?]

Flea[(Shut your face!
I dunno what it is, but you piss me off!)]

Rulue[Oh...?
Finally someone I can agree with!]

Arle[Wh-Why...?]

Lagnus[...So what on earth do you want with us?]

Flea[(「What do I want」!?)]

Flea[(keh! Put your hands on your chest and rub yourself that question!)]
// twist of "jibun no mune ni te o atete yoku kangaete" / "put your hands on your chest/heart and think hard about it", with the last verb changed.
// It works better in Japanese because "chest" and "heart" have more of an overlap.

Flea[(...Oop, wait, the man is exempted!)]

Rulue[I wouldn't do it either!]

Arle[Me, me neither!]

Rulue[Ohhh~...?
You don't have enough there to rub, do you?]

Arle[Wh-Why...?]

Flea[(Daahhh!
We aren't getting anywhere!)]

Flea[(Listen up!
That dog-woman you all just dealt with...)]

Flea[(She was my 「home」, you jerks!)]

Arle[So you were controlling her?]

Lagnus[Impossible...
For something this small to have that much power...]

Lagnus[It can't be...!
Is this too the work of that smoke spread by the Yogs!?]

Flea[(Quit all your yabbering!
I'll take care of all of you!)]

Flea[(......!)]

Arle[Oh dear...
It looks like it can't talk anymore...]

Lagnus[The smoke, as I thought...]

Arle[Go for it, Kaa-kun!]

Carbuncle[Guguguguguuuu!!]

Rulue[Okay! Now let's get out of this pass,
Satan's tower is just ahead!]

Arle[Yep!]

Video 22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqdDGZwEJU0

Rulue[We're here at last!
At the top of this tower... my...
my Satan-sama, who I so admire...!]

Rulue[Ahh... I could cry...!]

Lagnus[(Oh, now this is...?
This tower has a strange atmosphere...)]

Rulue[Come on!
What are you dawdling for!?
We're going to see Satan-sama!]

Rulue[Satan-sama...
Be patient just a little longer...]

Rulue[Your dear Rulue will be with you any moment...!]

Lagnus[H-Hey Arle, what the heck has happened to her!?]

Arle[Yeah, don't worry about it.
She's always going like this.]

Arle[Rulue loves Satan.]

Lagnus[...I see.]

Rulue[What are you doing, come on!
Get your butts in gear!]

Arle[Oh, good.
It looks like she didn't hear us...]

Lagnus[Hahaha, shows how deep in fantasy she is.]

Arle[What's this large door?]

Rulue[Khh... it won't open.]

Lagnus[Hmmm...
It seems to have had a special seal or something placed upon it.]

Lagnus[Hey... Aren't these things supposed to be dangerous to touch if you're not the person who sealed it?]

Rulue[You're right...
It doesn't look like we're going to be able to open it for the minute, anyway.]

Rulue[Well, I think we'll be arriving at the top of the tower, where Satan-sama is, any moment now!]

Lagnus[Th-the top? What!?
The next floor is... still only the tenth floor, isn't it?]

Lagnus[I'm pretty sure this tower looked higher than a mountain... higher than the clouds...
Is this all part of Satan's magic?]

Rulue[Of course it is!
Doesn't he just have the greatest sense of style!?]

Lagnus[(How exactly does she come to that conclusion...)]

Lagnus[Wagh!
What's with this room!?]

Arle[Never changes, does he...]

Arle[Satan loves Kaa-kun.]

Lagnus[Kaa-kun... wait,
you don't mean... this thing...?]

Carbuncle[Gu?]

Arle[Yep, you got it~]

Lagnus[H-Huh...
(W-W-W-What a weird guy...!)]

Rulue[It's been so long, Satan-sama.]

Satan[Wh!?
Y-You're here already!?]

Arle[Huh... What do you mean...?]

Satan[Ah- no-
N-Nothing, nothing!
Nothing at all!]

Lagnus[This guy...
There's something off with him...]

Lagnus[(And...
I get the feeling I've met him somewhere before...)]

Rulue[Lagnus!
How could you say such a thing!?
Apologize to Satan-sama!]

Satan[Yes, apologize!]

Lagnus[Gu...!]

Arle[(Lagnus... I think you should be the better man and apologize here...)]

Arle[(He's more likely to listen to your request about your body that way.)]

Lagnus[Kh!]

Lagnus[S-Sorry for doubting you...]

Satan[Heheh! That's more like it, Lagnus!
If you had just approached me with humility from the beginning, I'd have told you where your body is...]

Lagnus[......Wh!?]

Arle[Awha!?
Doesn't Lagnus look like Schezo to you, Satan?]

Rulue[Never mind that!]

Rulue[...The better question is, when did we ever tell Satan-sama that we were searching for a body!?]

Satan[D-Didn't Arle say it just now!?]

Rulue[Arle only called it a 「request about his body」!」

Arle[...Please explain, Satan.]

Arle[Could you be the cause of all this...?]

Satan[N-No!
Absolutely not!]

Satan[............I... think.]

Lagnus[You... do know something, don't you?]

Rulue[...Satan-sama.]

Satan[Ru... Rulue...]

Rulue[...Is it true?]

Rulue[...Are you really involved...?]

Satan[...I'll be honest.]

Satan[I can't say... that I have absolutely nothing to do with it...]

Rulue[...!!]

Satan[But...!]

Rulue[......far]

Satan[Hm...?]

Rulue[You've gone... too far...]

Rulue[...There have been incidents in all kinds of towns and villages that we went through to get here.]

Rulue[You've gone too far this time!]

Rulue[I mean...]

Rulue[Mino... Minotauros, he...
he was taken down trying to protect me!]

Satan[Hmph...
It seems my words...
will not reach you.]

Satan[Very well!
Come at me!]

*** Battle!! ***

Satan[Kh... not bad.]

Lagnus[So, will you talk?
Tell us how you are involved with these incidents...]

Satan[...Heh.]

Lagnus[Ah, wait!]

Satan[I'll tell you this, as a reward for beating me.
Try paying a visit to the 「Crystal Prison」, to the west of this tower!]

[The location of 「Crystal Prison」
was drawn onto your 「Adventure Map」!]

Satan[You'll find something interesting.
That is... if nothing happens to you...]

Lagnus[Wh-What...!?]

Rulue[......]

Satan[......Rulue.]

Satan[I'm sorry...
about Minotauros...]

Rulue[Huh...!?]

Satan[But please believe me...!
I...!]

Satan[......]

Satan[...We'll meet again...]

Lagnus[Dammit!
It doesn't even budge!]

Rulue[...Satan... sama.]

Arle[...「Crystal Prison」, to the west, huh.]

Arle[Well, let's just go check it out!]

Lagnus[Yes... it may be a trap, but that's all we can do for now...]

Rulue[......]

Rulue[...It's not a trap...
I'm sure of it...]

Arle[Rulue...]

Rulue[Come on, let's go!]