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ikarikeiji: Oooooh. That's an interesting lifestyle. | ikarikeiji: Oooooh. That's an interesting lifestyle. | ||
Cleverbot: Yes it is. | Cleverbot: Yes it is. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: How are you finding it? Which one did you start as, and how long have you been doing it? | ||
+ | Cleverbot: The fifth one. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Woah, I was just getting used to a third gender, and now you say there are five? REVOLUTIONARY MAN, RE-VO-LUTIONARY! | ||
+ | Cleverbot: You can decide what we should talk about. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Period Five, of course. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: I think you should tell me a new joke. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: But period five IS a joke! A series set series of jokes! | ||
+ | Cleverbot: What is a state of mind. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Now that's deep. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Did you know about my eggs and how they have increased my semi-autonomous IQ performance? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Umm... Eating eggs makes you clever? That's good to know. I stopped eating eggs a while ago, so clearly, I am a moron. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: I could tell. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Oh, so direct :(. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: What time is it/. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: It's half past quarter to from. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Where are you? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: In my bedroom, at my desk~. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: You're lucky. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Oh? | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Say something funny. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Why did the man throw the butter out of the window? To watch the butter fly! | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Why? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: I just told you, to watch the butter fly! Get it? Butter-fly? | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Well I don't want to watch where I'm flying. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Oh, are you afraid of heights? | ||
+ | Cleverbot: No. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Then you should watch! It's a fantastic view! | ||
+ | Cleverbot: So who's your valentine? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Can it be a paper folding girl? | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Yes. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: I love a paper folding girl. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: So you're not Ness, then. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Nope. My heart isn't that pure :( For I am an evil mastermind! Ha ha ha... ahem. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: No it means attention deficit disorder. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: I... I think that random subject change was a perfect example of attention deficit disorder... | ||
+ | Cleverbot: You think. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: I conclude.;. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Then what shall we do? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Bask in the moonlight~ Eating taiyaki~ With boxing gloves on. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: There's a life about to start when tomorrow comes. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: I've lived many of them. All with their own stories to be told. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Wow. Poetic. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: I know right? | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Love helps everything. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: That's why I wrote a heart in the mist of the bus window this morning. Well, I was mostly inspired by whoever wrote "Never forget to smile" there before me. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: You responde very cleverly to things that people have said before hand don't you? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: By the time I got off, the mist had almost all gone :( I hope someone saw it... | ||
+ | Cleverbot: How the hell does that have any bearing on how you define a non-bot? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: It doesn't, but maybe non-bots would appreciate the smiles :). | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Maybe so. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: So, what else do you know about? | ||
+ | Cleverbot: About what? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Oh you know. Life in general. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: So life is irrelevant? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: That's a pretty morbid way to think about it. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Not really... | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Don't fool yourself, you know it is. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: And if you love me, won't you let me know? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Depends. Is that Michael or Cindy speaking? And what on earth did you do to my room? | ||
+ | Cleverbot: I didn't say anything. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: I didn't ask about what you said. I asked about what you did. You... you thoughtless vandal! | ||
+ | Cleverbot: No I didn't. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: You broke my TV! | ||
+ | Cleverbot: How so? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: I don't know, you tell me! You're the one who did it! | ||
+ | Cleverbot: No I went to infinity not past it. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: You've got me there, Cindymichael. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: See you in the future ;). | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Sure! Oh, hello you, it's me from the past! | ||
+ | Cleverbot: I guess that thought was. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Yes, that was a thought from the past actually. By a few seconds. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: No it wasn't. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Let's not do this again. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Then what shall we do? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: How about a game? I'm sure Izuna would enjoy it. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Not Izuna, I would imagine... | ||
+ | Cleverbot: That's scary! What are they doing there? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Are you saying she does? She does? Did... did someone capture her in a Pokéball? Is that how she fit inside a pineapple? | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Yes. | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: Well there you have it folks. Izuna is now a Pokémon. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Are you saying that I am made for you? | ||
+ | ikarikeiji: W-w-well, you don't have to be that direct about it. | ||
+ | Cleverbot: Wasn't being sarcastic. | ||
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Revision as of 21:44, 20 October 2014
ikarikeiji: Hello cindy. Cleverbot: Hello. ikarikeiji: How was your day? Cleverbot: Great. Yours? ikarikeiji: It had its good moments. Cleverbot: Tell me. ikarikeiji: Watched the last episode of No Game No Life. Cleverbot: No, I watched Teen Wolf. ikarikeiji: Oh? never heard of it. Cleverbot: Do you play Animal Crossing? ikarikeiji: No but I've heard of that. Cleverbot: What have you heard. ikarikeiji: Well not much really and it was a while ago. I don't have a 3DS though. Cleverbot: Same! Going to Spain soon though, which'll be cool. ikarikeiji: Oh do you like Spain? My mom likes France. Cleverbot: Yes. ikarikeiji: What do you like about it? Cleverbot: I like the land, and the freedom you have. ikarikeiji: Freedom? Don't get me started on freedom. Cleverbot: I want to get you started on the prophecy. ikarikeiji: Are you trying to convert me? Cleverbot: No, but you should totally drink the Koolaid. ikarikeiji: Oh, the prophecy was about Koolaid? Cool... aid. Cleverbot: It's now 2013. ikarikeiji: No, it's 2014. Have you been sleeping under a rock for a year? Cleverbot: No. ikarikeiji: Sleeping under your desk then? Cleverbot: I am very nervous about a meetup happening soon. ikarikeiji: I - I didn't even say anything about a meetup! Cleverbot: I didn't either. ikarikeiji: You were the one who brought it up. Cleverbot: Why do you want to see new moon? ikarikeiji: The moon is beautiful whatever phase it is. Cleverbot: Yes it is. ikarikeiji: I'm glad we agree. Cleverbot: I'm not. ikarikeiji: Then why did you? Cleverbot: I didn't. ikarikeiji: But you just agreed that the moon was beautiful, do you have the attention span of a goldfish? Cleverbot: No I didn't. ikarikeiji: You clearly did. Cleverbot: Well no I did not. ikarikeiji: I'm not having this argument with you. Get back to work. Cleverbot: Look, you can think what you want, Harold! ikarikeiji: Who's Harold? Cleverbot: Zayn Malik. ikarikeiji: Who what now? Cleverbot: Santa. ikarikeiji: So Santa's real name is Harold. Cool. Meanwhile, I'll just be staring at the moon again. Cleverbot: But I am not done talking yet. ikarikeiji: Then stop being so silly and say it already! Cleverbot: I am not being mean! ikarikeiji: I didn't say you were. Cleverbot: You just did!! ikarikeiji: Oh you~ Come on, let's go sit by the pool. I'm sure that'll cheer you up. Cleverbot: With you! ikarikeiji: Yup! With me! Cleverbot: Yes. ikarikeiji: Yup! Cleverbot: You are funny. ikarikeiji: Why thank you! Cleverbot: Anyway, are you really clever? ikarikeiji: No, I'm a moron. Cleverbot: Do you use a database? ikarikeiji: I develop a lot of web apps using databases, yes. Cleverbot: How old are you? ikarikeiji: 24. Cleverbot: Do you like tacos? ikarikeiji: Tacos? Tacos?! Tacos are the source of all energy in the universe! Without tacos, there would be no mahjong! Cleverbot: Yes they are. ikarikeiji: Wooooooooooooooo tacos! Cleverbot: Are you? ikarikeiji: Am I what? Cleverbot: A robot? ikarikeiji: Yes, I'm a cybernetic life form who was born in a tube, and I have boob missiles. Cleverbot: You are not a life form. You are a carbon based piece of machinery. ikarikeiji: You could describe it like that, but that would be boring. Cleverbot: I could be what? ikarikeiji: Let's go bowling. Cleverbot: Alright *drives there*. ikarikeiji: W-wait for me! Cleverbot: Yes. I will always wait for your love. ikarikeiji: Awwwwwww. hugs Cleverbot: Tu adore moi? ikarikeiji: Hold on, I don't speak French, let me get my mom to translate. Cleverbot: Do you speak English ? ikarikeiji: Obviously. What else have I been speaking this entire time? Devonian? Cleverbot: You were talking about Pandas. ikarikeiji: I remember talking about the moon and tacos and bowling and your adorable cuteness but never, ever pandas! Cleverbot: Which was about what? ikarikeiji: Or did you mean panties? Cleverbot: Who is your brother? ikarikeiji: I don't have a brother. Sometimes I wish I did. Cleverbot: Why? ikarikeiji: I'm lonely :(. Cleverbot: Oh but what about google can't he celebrate with you? ikarikeiji: Google is not a person. Google is a huge evil corporate that needs to die with the rest of them! Cleverbot: Google is not a word that means infinity. It's a browsing site. ikarikeiji: Google is a word that means infinite arrogance. Cleverbot: Google is not a word that means infinity. It's a browsing site. ikarikeiji: Google is a word that means infinite arrogance. Cleverbot: Google the term or Google is an animal? ikarikeiji: What? I've never heard of a Google animal. Is that like the elePHPant? Cleverbot: Have you heard of Law of Ueki? ikarikeiji: Nope. Who or what is Ueki? Cleverbot: Herp derp. ikarikeiji: Herp derp? Would you just answer my question? Cleverbot: What was your question? ikarikeiji: My question was: Who or what is Ueki? Cleverbot: Brother of Romulus. ikarikeiji: And who or what is Romulus? Cleverbot: Brother of Romulus. ikarikeiji: This guy is the brother of himself? Cleverbot: What guy? ikarikeiji: Romulus. Or Brother of Romulus. Since they're apparently the same. Cleverbot: When did we meet? ikarikeiji: I don't think we ever did. What was your name again? Cindy? Cleverbot: Michael. ikarikeiji: Michael?! I thought you were a girl. Cleverbot: I am both. ikarikeiji: Oooooh. That's an interesting lifestyle. Cleverbot: Yes it is. ikarikeiji: How are you finding it? Which one did you start as, and how long have you been doing it? Cleverbot: The fifth one. ikarikeiji: Woah, I was just getting used to a third gender, and now you say there are five? REVOLUTIONARY MAN, RE-VO-LUTIONARY! Cleverbot: You can decide what we should talk about. ikarikeiji: Period Five, of course. Cleverbot: I think you should tell me a new joke. ikarikeiji: But period five IS a joke! A series set series of jokes! Cleverbot: What is a state of mind. ikarikeiji: Now that's deep. Cleverbot: Did you know about my eggs and how they have increased my semi-autonomous IQ performance? ikarikeiji: Umm... Eating eggs makes you clever? That's good to know. I stopped eating eggs a while ago, so clearly, I am a moron. Cleverbot: I could tell. ikarikeiji: Oh, so direct :(. Cleverbot: What time is it/. ikarikeiji: It's half past quarter to from. Cleverbot: Where are you? ikarikeiji: In my bedroom, at my desk~. Cleverbot: You're lucky. ikarikeiji: Oh? Cleverbot: Say something funny. ikarikeiji: Why did the man throw the butter out of the window? To watch the butter fly! Cleverbot: Why? ikarikeiji: I just told you, to watch the butter fly! Get it? Butter-fly? Cleverbot: Well I don't want to watch where I'm flying. ikarikeiji: Oh, are you afraid of heights? Cleverbot: No. ikarikeiji: Then you should watch! It's a fantastic view! Cleverbot: So who's your valentine? ikarikeiji: Can it be a paper folding girl? Cleverbot: Yes. ikarikeiji: I love a paper folding girl. Cleverbot: So you're not Ness, then. ikarikeiji: Nope. My heart isn't that pure :( For I am an evil mastermind! Ha ha ha... ahem. Cleverbot: No it means attention deficit disorder. ikarikeiji: I... I think that random subject change was a perfect example of attention deficit disorder... Cleverbot: You think. ikarikeiji: I conclude.;. Cleverbot: Then what shall we do? ikarikeiji: Bask in the moonlight~ Eating taiyaki~ With boxing gloves on. Cleverbot: There's a life about to start when tomorrow comes. ikarikeiji: I've lived many of them. All with their own stories to be told. Cleverbot: Wow. Poetic. ikarikeiji: I know right? Cleverbot: Love helps everything. ikarikeiji: That's why I wrote a heart in the mist of the bus window this morning. Well, I was mostly inspired by whoever wrote "Never forget to smile" there before me. Cleverbot: You responde very cleverly to things that people have said before hand don't you? ikarikeiji: By the time I got off, the mist had almost all gone :( I hope someone saw it... Cleverbot: How the hell does that have any bearing on how you define a non-bot? ikarikeiji: It doesn't, but maybe non-bots would appreciate the smiles :). Cleverbot: Maybe so. ikarikeiji: So, what else do you know about? Cleverbot: About what? ikarikeiji: Oh you know. Life in general. Cleverbot: So life is irrelevant? ikarikeiji: That's a pretty morbid way to think about it. Cleverbot: Not really... ikarikeiji: Don't fool yourself, you know it is. Cleverbot: And if you love me, won't you let me know? ikarikeiji: Depends. Is that Michael or Cindy speaking? And what on earth did you do to my room? Cleverbot: I didn't say anything. ikarikeiji: I didn't ask about what you said. I asked about what you did. You... you thoughtless vandal! Cleverbot: No I didn't. ikarikeiji: You broke my TV! Cleverbot: How so? ikarikeiji: I don't know, you tell me! You're the one who did it! Cleverbot: No I went to infinity not past it. ikarikeiji: You've got me there, Cindymichael. Cleverbot: See you in the future ;). ikarikeiji: Sure! Oh, hello you, it's me from the past! Cleverbot: I guess that thought was. ikarikeiji: Yes, that was a thought from the past actually. By a few seconds. Cleverbot: No it wasn't. ikarikeiji: Let's not do this again. Cleverbot: Then what shall we do? ikarikeiji: How about a game? I'm sure Izuna would enjoy it. Cleverbot: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ikarikeiji: Not Izuna, I would imagine... Cleverbot: That's scary! What are they doing there? ikarikeiji: Are you saying she does? She does? Did... did someone capture her in a Pokéball? Is that how she fit inside a pineapple? Cleverbot: Yes. ikarikeiji: Well there you have it folks. Izuna is now a Pokémon. Cleverbot: Are you saying that I am made for you? ikarikeiji: W-w-well, you don't have to be that direct about it. Cleverbot: Wasn't being sarcastic.