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| - | '''The week''' is the official calendar of [[the Neptune]]. There are [[19]] days in each ''fortnight'', which contains three weeks, two having [[six]] and the other [[seven]] days. There are [[13]] of these fortnights ([[247]] days) in a ''month'', and [[363]] months ([[89,661]] days) in a ''year''. However, as the Neptune's year is actually only 89660.3605 Neptunial days long, the last day (leap day) is excluded whenever the day count becomes at least half a day more than this number times the year count; this phenomenon is dubbed the ''Missing Bunday''. One Neptunial day is 0.6713 [[Earth]]en days, making a year about 245.5 Earthen years.
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| - | The [[epoch]] of the Neptunial calendar is the Earthen [[Official T Day]], [[2008]]. In the Neptunial calendar, this is 000/000/000 (in YYY/MMM/DDD format) as Neptunial date numbering starts at [[zero]]. Events that are commonly celebrated annually on Earth are monthly on the Neptune. | + | |
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| - | An example translation of a date to the Neptunial calendar is 2009/04/02 16:20:13 which becomes 000/002/247 32:50:74 - hours, minutes and seconds are all decimal and range from 00 to 99.
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| - | == Days of the week ==
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| - | === Missing Monday ===
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| - | ''Missing Monday'' only occurs in every third week, hence the name. It is therefore rarely Missing Monday, so nothing important happens on these days. Thankfully for us [[lazy sod]]s, but bad for [[business]], it is not a day of rest, which is the main reason for almost every missed [[deadline]] [[evar]].
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| - | === Happy Tuesday ===
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| - | ''Happy Tuesday'' is happy. All good things are said to have first happened on a Happy Tuesday. For example, [[xm3smps Anniversary Edition]] was released on [[April Fools' Day]], [[2008]], which was a Happy Tuesday.
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| - | === Fanficnesday ===
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| - | ''Fanficnesday'' is the second most fun day (next to Caturday) and the second happiest day (next to Happy Tuesday) of the week, and as such many perceive it to be [[the best]] day of the week. Every Fanficnesday, the [[Kumizonian]] ritual of fanfiction-reading is practiced [[all across the Neptune]].
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| - | === Fursday ===
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| - | ''Fursday'' is the evil day of the week. Originally Thursday, yet still evil, it was invaded by [[furry|furries]] and stolen from [[Satan]], who now resides in the past and can only be visited using the [[TARDIS]] or, if it even exists, another [[Mario's Time Machine|time-traveling device]]. Furries are actually not evil themselves, and blame their unfortunate [[leopard failure]] at being pushed into the week's evil day for their [[fursecution]].
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| - | === Firry Friday ===
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| - | ''Firry Friday'' was originally ''Furry Friday''. The aforementioned furries were driven out of Firry Friday by their arch-nemeses, the [[firry|firries]]. This [[epic event]] occured on the Last Thursday.
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| - | === Caturday ===
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| - | ''Caturday'' is the official day of rest and worship to [[Ceiling Cat]] and has been so ever since [http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1 Genesis]. Caturdays typically consist of creating, posting and [[repost]]ing [[image macro]]s of [[cat]]s. Non-believers are commonly known to place the emphasis in the middle, instead posting [[ugly]] pictures of [[Crap|turds]].
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| - | === Bunday ===
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| - | ''Bunday'' is the day of [[Usagi|bunnies]]. As it is less famous than Caturday, it is the second day of rest and used as a wind-down period for calmly posting bunnies after the wild, epic Caturday threads.
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