Windows Seven (ConceptTopic, 10)

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'''Windows Seven''' is the current version of [[Windows]]. It is a misnomer, as it is actually version 6.1. Microsoft officially call it "Windows 7", which is even more confusing, because their ''next'' major version will actually be called "Windows 7" series-wise.

While Windows still sucks in general, Windows Seven is amazing. It is said to be what [[Windows Vista]] was supposed to be, had MS not gone and been stupid for 3 years ([[Sonic X-treme|deja vu, anyone?]]).

In European countries, Windows Seven is expected to ship ''without'' [[Internet Explorer]] or any other browser. This will surely revert us to the bad old days where your ISP would send you a disc with a crappy adware-infected browser that's just a ripoff of IE anyway. Currently, there are several theories floating around concerning exactly ''how'' Microsoft will avoid packaging IE with the operating system. The most sensible one so far is that iexplore.exe will be [[encrypted]], and therefore unable to run until the user solves a [[CAPTCHA]], the answer for which is the decryption key.