Sonic Labyrinth (InstanceTopic, 16)

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'''Sonic Labyrinth''' is a [[piece of crap]] [[Sonic_series|Sonic game]] ([[Sarcasm|surprise]]) for the [[SEGA Game Gear]] that takes out the [[two]] most important elements of Sonic games, [[speed]] and [[platforming]]. Thus, it is very [[bad]] already. To justify this [[fail]] in game design, the [[instruction manual]] staff wrote a sob-story about how [[Dr. Eggman]] finally got [[smart]] enough to take Sonic's signature [[speed shoes]] away from him and replace them with [[boot]]s made from [[lead]], which apparently is enough to [[Mind Screw|turn Sonic into an ordinary slo-mo]]. Instead of leaping from platform to platform to [[epic]] [[chiptune|synthesized]] [[music]], the blue blur must [[Spin Dash]] awkwardly around an [[isometric]] map and collect worthless [[skeleton key]]s. It just might be [[Beyond the Impossible|even worse than]] that [[Sonic Prototype 360]]!