Bunny Must Die (InstanceTopic, 18)

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'''Bunny Must Die''', subtitled '''Chelsea and the 7 Devils''', is a [[doujin]] [[platformer]] where you play as a [[Genki Girl]] who <s>can't decide if she's a [[bunny]] or a [[cat]]</s> is a [[playboy bunny]] and got cursed to having cat ears at ''the same time'' as bunny ears (Wouldn't taking that outfit off from time to time help?). Well, Bunny's "naive" motivation is to go find whoever the heck procured this annoying curse (literally: any mention of her cat ears and she'll [[tvtropes:BerserkButton|probably kill you]]) and get rid of it. Unfortunately, things [[spoilers|don't quite turn out to be that simple]].

Apparently, the majority of the fanbase prefers [[Chelsea]], but [[tvtropes:ThisTroper|this <s>troper</s> Kumizonian]] can't figure out why, since [[Bunny the Honeywhite|Bunny]] has [[over 9000]] kickass [[acrobatic]] moves, can manipulate [[time]] and can change her [[breast size]] at will, whereas Chelsea is slow, boring and her most powerful attack is a... [[anticlimax|ladder]]. Well, it is fun hearing [[NakaTeleeli]] say "Ladder~", but that's a point to him, not Chelsea.

The game's [[Japanese]] title is the rather long-winded '''チェルシーさんは7の魔神をブッ殺さねばならない。''' (''Chelsea-san wa 7 no majin wo bu korosa nebanaranai.'', punctuation included), often abbreviated as '''チェルのブ''' (''cheru no bu''). It roughly translates to "Chelsea must kill the 7 devils", though Google [http://translate.google.com/#ja|en|Chelsea%E3%81%AF7%E3%81%AE%E9%AD%94%E7%A5%9E%E3%82%92%E3%83%96%E6%AE%BA%E3%81%95%E3%81%AD%E3%81%B0%E3%81%AA%E3%82%89%E3%81%AA%E3%81%84%E3%80%82 insists otherwise].

== RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE ==
It also has the worst control scheme ever invented, leading to much frustration, including in making [[Log:BMD AHK|a suitable AHK script]] for it, finding out that it detects arrow-key presses differently to letter-key presses making it impossible to block "up" in said script, getting hit in the middle of dash attacks, not being able to dash off of buttons half the time, and getting killed over and over again for two hours in the SAME FUCKING AREA (i.e. between [http://ompldr.org/vOG9neg this room] and the first Time Bunny room inclusive). Someone needs to figure out how to decompile this game and fix this bullshit...

== External links ==
[http://www.youtube.com/NakaTeleeli#p/c/127C5AA499389354/0/WDTCwo_YciU Let's Play by NakaTeleeli]