Mickey Mouse (EntityTopic, 11)

'''Mickey Mouse''' is a silly [[cartoon]] [[animal]] that's been around since [[forever ago]]. Recently [[Nintendo]] [[Nintendo's embarrassing E3 2010 conference|announced]] that they would be producing [[Disney Nowhere-near-epic Mickey|a video game]] for [[Wii|their lost cause of a console]] starring Mickey. But of course it will suck and [[nobody cares]] about it. Except for the fact that it'll bring back [[nostalgia]], the old days when Mickey was kind of a [[jerk]], all the while attempting to make him [[badass]]. But how can you have a badass mouse? o_o

Well... There's also [[Kingdom Hearts]], I guess. [[Huzzah]]!

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