Meguca!CW: The Dramatic Retellig (ConceptTopic, 4)

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[[In the beginning]], there was [[Apple]]. And Apple had an [[embarrassing]] [[secret]], for even they used [[IIS]]. However, [[Keiji|one man]], invigorated with [[Pulseman]] music, decided to raise this shocking news to [[User:Chao|his trusted confidant]]. Though it was immediately dismissed as a [[forgery]], the messenger stood his ground.

Soon, the notion of the [[shope]] was born. An unlikely combination, yet conceived in [[minute|less than one thousandth]] of an [[Earth]]ly [[day|rotation]]. Nearly as quickly were relationships established from this child, to the likes of [[Repo Depo]], [[Golden Ages]] and even the elusive [[Australian honey-dried yeast lemon]]s. The witness confessed his forgetfulness, [[irrelevant|with no result]].

The messenger continued. No further analysis was necessary, for now [[Lagnus|the great hero]]'s true [[fate]] was clear. His triumphant return was in fact a delusion. For he was instead to become the [[Sherp Derp]]. Although a very small chance remained to only become a [[Shope Dope]], this possibility was laid aside to consider the consequences of the alpha fate.

It was too late for the former Hero, but his loss would not be in vain if only he could communicate the single most important message...

DO<br/>
<big>NOT<br/>
<big>THROW<br/>
<big>MUFFINS.<br/></big></big></big>