Sig's Dairy (ConceptTopic, 18)

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The Dairy Diary

For a complete and healthy breakfast, choose Sig's Dairy. Moo.

Actually, Sig's Dairy is just an epic typo of Sig's Diary. Derp.

Chain

It was discovered later that Sig is somehow the wealthy owner of a chain of no less than 17 dairies.

It's also rumored that some of the subsidiary dairies (subsidairies?) split away from the chain, notably Sig's Dariy and The Darry Yessers. According to some sources, the chain was so fragmented that the latter had a spin-off of its own, the Darriesses.