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Cirno

2010-12-30T10:03:33Z

Sakako: /* Cirno's Perfect Math Class */

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'''Cirno''' (pronounced ''sir-no''), also known as '''chirno''' (pronounced ''cheer-no''), is an [[ice fairy]] [[youkai]] from the [[Touhou]] series whom everybody loves. Please remember however that Cirno, having the power to manipulate cold, radiates an aura of coldness, keeping everything around her cold - thus any attempts at [[hug]]s would surely lead to [[frostbite]].

Throughout the series, Cirno is often portrayed as the <s>weakest</s> strongest character in all of [[Gensokyo]].

Cirno often acts quite childishly, enjoying playing [[prank]]s on unsuspecting people and playing around with [[frog]]s in the lake. Though, perhaps showing a slight sadistic streak, her idea of "playing" with frogs is freezing them in the water and watching them thaw. "That's OK! Frogs are cold-tolerant!" you say? Welp, because Cirno's a [[Retard|fairy]], she often ends up shattering the poor, poor froggies...

But, hey, she's only a child, at the incredibly young age of around [[60]] years.

== Cirno the idiot? ==
Due to her childish traits and her naïvete, a lot of Touhou fans portray her as a bit of a stupid idiot (the worst kind of idiot). Unfortunately for Cirno, this doesn't end with the fans. Even [[ZUN]], the sole member of [[Team Shanghai Alice]] and her creator, also likes to refer to her as such, starting with the manual for [[Phatasmagoria of Flower View]].

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{{Image|<[#210x210 cyCl5obBIKBoO4_RyK5M-AHAk_R9w7Q3RXfNCdXMDXeOUFCa]>|The manual page}}
The infamous page had an annotated screenshot of the game screen, labeling important elements such as the player, the score and life counter. Number [[9]] on the list pointed to Cirno, with the descriptive text "idiot". It's theorized that this caused Cirno to spiral into [[depression]], taking out her frustration on nearby frogs and people who happen to be passing through the area. Cirno has yet to live this down, with fans now nicknaming her "nine-ball" and "⑨", [[never forget|never letting her forget]]. And this is talking about that one [[fairy]] that even other [[Trap|fairies in drag]] would become straight for after having won the great fairy war one-handed!

== Cirno's Perfect Math Class ==
In an effort to debunk all the claims of her being an idiot, Cirno even teaches maths lessons to underprivileged kids, which have been so successful they've even been turned into a song. In her class we learn that there are no [[bus]]es in Gensokyo and that one-million-yen [[vase]]s do not exist (or, at least, not in the possession of a [[Reimu Hakurei|certain shrine maiden]]). She probably put all the [[solution]]s in two big pairs of [[parentheses]] then multiplied them with [[zero|said number of buses and vases]]. [[Fridge Brilliance|What applaudable genius this girl has...]]

== Cirno declares war after eating too much ice cream ==
Cirno, wanting to really prove once and for all that she is the truly strongest (and to have revenge on the [[The Three Mischievous Fairies|fools]] who destroyed her cute house), declares war on all fairies, to show them that she is the strongest because she can also freeze bullets (As long as they're not fire)! But, oh... she must've eaten too much ice cream on the way... doesn't stop her from having defeated that notorious [[Master Spark|beam-spamming]] [[Marisa Kirisame|witch]], though.

[[Category:Touhou characters]]
[[Category:Fairies]]

Cirno

2010-12-30T10:03:13Z

Sakako: /* Cirno's Perfect Math Class */

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'''Cirno''' (pronounced ''sir-no''), also known as '''chirno''' (pronounced ''cheer-no''), is an [[ice fairy]] [[youkai]] from the [[Touhou]] series whom everybody loves. Please remember however that Cirno, having the power to manipulate cold, radiates an aura of coldness, keeping everything around her cold - thus any attempts at [[hug]]s would surely lead to [[frostbite]].

Throughout the series, Cirno is often portrayed as the <s>weakest</s> strongest character in all of [[Gensokyo]].

Cirno often acts quite childishly, enjoying playing [[prank]]s on unsuspecting people and playing around with [[frog]]s in the lake. Though, perhaps showing a slight sadistic streak, her idea of "playing" with frogs is freezing them in the water and watching them thaw. "That's OK! Frogs are cold-tolerant!" you say? Welp, because Cirno's a [[Retard|fairy]], she often ends up shattering the poor, poor froggies...

But, hey, she's only a child, at the incredibly young age of around [[60]] years.

== Cirno the idiot? ==
Due to her childish traits and her naïvete, a lot of Touhou fans portray her as a bit of a stupid idiot (the worst kind of idiot). Unfortunately for Cirno, this doesn't end with the fans. Even [[ZUN]], the sole member of [[Team Shanghai Alice]] and her creator, also likes to refer to her as such, starting with the manual for [[Phatasmagoria of Flower View]].

<div style='clear: both;'></div>
{{Image|<[#210x210 cyCl5obBIKBoO4_RyK5M-AHAk_R9w7Q3RXfNCdXMDXeOUFCa]>|The manual page}}
The infamous page had an annotated screenshot of the game screen, labeling important elements such as the player, the score and life counter. Number [[9]] on the list pointed to Cirno, with the descriptive text "idiot". It's theorized that this caused Cirno to spiral into [[depression]], taking out her frustration on nearby frogs and people who happen to be passing through the area. Cirno has yet to live this down, with fans now nicknaming her "nine-ball" and "⑨", [[never forget|never letting her forget]]. And this is talking about that one [[fairy]] that even other [[Trap|fairies in drag]] would become straight for after having won the great fairy war one-handed!

== Cirno's Perfect Math Class ==
In an effort to debunk all the claims of her being an idiot, Cirno even teaches maths lessons to underprivileged kids, which have been so successful they've even been turned into a song. In her class we learn that there are no [[bus]]es in Gensokyo and that one-million-yen [[vase]]s do not exist (or, at least, not in the possession of a [[Reimu Hakurei|certain shrine maiden]]. She probably put all the [[solution]]s in two big pairs of [[parentheses]] then multiplied them with [[zero|said number of buses and vases]]. [[Fridge Brilliance|What applaudable genius this girl has...]]

== Cirno declares war after eating too much ice cream ==
Cirno, wanting to really prove once and for all that she is the truly strongest (and to have revenge on the [[The Three Mischievous Fairies|fools]] who destroyed her cute house), declares war on all fairies, to show them that she is the strongest because she can also freeze bullets (As long as they're not fire)! But, oh... she must've eaten too much ice cream on the way... doesn't stop her from having defeated that notorious [[Master Spark|beam-spamming]] [[Marisa Kirisame|witch]], though.

[[Category:Touhou characters]]
[[Category:Fairies]]

Fairy Wars

2010-12-29T16:56:27Z

Sakako:

'''<s>Faily</s> Fairy Wars''' is the newest released [[Touhou]] game, and unfortunately it's YET ANOTHER [[twelve]]-[[point]]-[[something]]. How long do we have to wait for Touhou [[13]]? D: It's almost like the wait for [[Sonic 4]], except, Touhou doesn't suck.

Also, due to [[ZUN]] being [[innovative]] and combining the [[Shoot the Bullet]] and [[Phantasmagoria]] gameplays, I have no freaking idea what [[icon]] to give it in the list. After much deliberation, I gave it a ⑨. But possibly, this game is just a regular shooter WITH EXTRA GAMEPLAY BONUSES.

Anyway, it's pretty much about <s>fat</s> [[Cirno]] declaring war [[The Three Mischievous Fairies|on all fairies]], proving she is the strongest by freezing their silly little [[Bullet Hell|bullets from hell]]. Ha! That said, she can't freeze bullets [[Fire|literally from]] [[Hell]]! Argh! Welp, at least she gets to kick fairy butt... and managed to kick that [[Marisa Kirisame|witch]]'s too in extra, where said witch gets her most badass theme ever. No more butt attacks!

Just to sum up, this game is AWESOME.

{{Touhou games}}

[[Category:Phantasmagoria Touhou games]]
[[Category:Shoot the Bullet Touhou games]]

You

2010-12-05T14:46:58Z

Sakako: Added ZUN blah.

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Assuming you are not a /b/tard, we encourage you to read more of [[Kawachan]] and share the [[random]]ness. In fact, you can even [[Special:CreateAccount|create an account]] for free [[ED|without having to go nag someone]] over [[IRC]]!

Do make the best of your life and don't become a [[Suicide|suicidal]] [[emo]] [[retard]]. Also, [[look at the tits on this!]]

You are also the only person that [[ZUN]] has thanked in all of the [[Touhou]] games for [[Windows]].

== You in [[Foreign language]]s ==
*[[Norwegian]]: Du/deg, dere
*[[German]]: Du, Sie
*[[English]]: You, retard.
*[[French]]: Tu, Toi, Vous(if you multiply)
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