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Minecraft

2011-01-09T00:32:00Z

Nmn:

{{Quote|Minecraft, is like sex... I can't get either without paying or doing something illegal. And I don't have any money.|Typical Minecraft user}}
{{Quote|When I was younger, I would dream about roaming around in my own Lego worlds, and about startrek and disney porn.|Typical Minecraft user}}

'''Minecraft''' is an [[indie]] [[web game]] written in [[Java]] which involves [[mining]] and [[crafting]], and building swastikas over your Jewish friend's creations when he's not looking. It's reminiscent of [[RuneScape]] (which is bad,) but you can play single player if you want to (which is bad for your social life,) and you can build literally anything you want (given [[tools]], [[time]] and [[courage]], the entire [[map]] can be made into whatever you like, which is great if you have [[assburgers]]). It's also extremely [[scary]], even when the difficulty is set to [[Easy Modo|Peaceful]], and it is not recommended to play the game at [[night]] or in the [[dark]]. Caution: May induce [[fear of darkness]], [[fear of water]], [[fear of heights]], [[fear of spiders]], and fear of suddenly looking behind you to see a [[sheep]] in your [[house]].

Minecraft is best known for its [[bullshit|fast]] [[Java|Java-based]] engine and tendency to attract [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGkkyKZVzug completely] [http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=37042 normal] [http://3dsforums.com/lounge-2/minecraft-3ds-fourms-1906/ people]. Despite this, the game has fostered some criticism, mainly from [[Call of Duty]] <s>faggots</s> players who can't find the explosives and lack of entertainment they once found in [[Call of Duty]]. It is recommended that those people immediately delete all of their rap music and end their lives.

What's the best part of Minecraft? Nothing. It sucks. The graphics look like they were created by an [[aspie]] [[I am 12 years old and what is this|12 year old]], the music is almost completely ambient, much like the sound of having no friends, and the gameplay has [[Number:300|300]] complex rules nobody cares about. All in all, Minecraft is a piece of shit that happens to be filling the gap that kids coming out of playing crappy vtech games will surely enjoy for years to come. Despite this, the author of Minecraft seems to be making a lot of money, and none of this paragraph was influenced by [[alleged]] jealousy as a result of the money.

Minecraft is [[Alan Turing|Turing]]-[[Turing-complete|complete]], which means you can program it to imitate a homosexual crypto breaker, given enough time and processing power.

== External links ==
*[http://minecraft.net/ Official site], [http://minecraftwiki.net/ wiki] and [http://minecraftforum.net/ forum]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/beastateverythin#grid/user/8C117122AFB2FB2E Let's Play Minecraft by beastateverythin on YouTube]
*[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=minecraft&aq=f About 2,570 Minecraft videos on YouTube at time of writing]
*[http://ghostinthestream.net/minecraftfull.html Minecraft ERRY DAY MOTHER FUCKERS]

[[Category:Minecraft| ]]

You

2009-06-26T20:12:51Z

Nmn: German!

'''You''' are [[awesome]] and made of [[win]], which is why, at this exact moment in [[Internet]] [[history]], you are reading [[The Second Best Page In The Universe|this page]]. If you are [[Maddox]], then you are even more awesome. However, if you are a [[/b/tard]], then discard the first sentence and [[fuck off]].

Assuming you are not a /b/tard, we encourage you to read more of [[Kumizone]] and share the [[random]]ness. In fact, you can even [[Help:Creating an account|create an account]] for free [[ED|without having to go nag someone]] over [[IRC]] <s>can't create an account, because we had to disable registrations due to [[spammer]]s.</s> because we re-enabled registrations again!

Do make the best of your life and don't become a [[Suicide|suicidal]] [[emo]] [[retard]].

== You in [[Foreign language]]s ==
*[[Norwegian]]: Du/deg, dere
*[[German]]: Du
*[[English]]: You, retard.

[[Category:Awesomesauce]]

Internet Explorer

2009-06-26T13:16:52Z

Nmn: lolwow

'''Internet Explorer''' was an attempt by [[Scientology]] to kill [[Jesus]]. It's first release, also known as [[Jesus Explorer]], contained support for blinking text - Originally this was used by the [[religion]] to hypnotize people and force them to kill Jesus. However, [[n00bs]] used this as [[bling-bling]] for their [[Geocities]] pages and it all went to hell.

Internet Explorer is widely known for attempting to shoot people, sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."

== Microsoft Internet Explorer ==
Because of the spread of [[intelligence]] and [[Netscape]] (and later [[Mozilla Firefox]]) via the internet, Scientology quickly lost it's effectiveness in promoting [[bullshit]]. To counter this, Scientology brutally raped [[Microsoft]] CEO Bill Gates several times with old fat employees until he agreed to sell the internet browser under the Microsoft name.

The result was [[Microsoft Internet Explorer 3]], the worst browser ever created in the history of web browsers. Because people were still completely retarded when it came to internets, it was an even bigger success and Scientology seems to have won the battle at this point.

== Jesus Fights Back ==
Jesus retaliated by forming 3 competitor projects over time.
* KHTML-based Safari. Mostly known as a failure, Jesus realized his mistake in choosing [[Apple]] for his business.
* [[Mozilla Firefox]]. A pretty good success as far as web browsers go, Jesus makes a come back.
* [[Google Chrome]]. Jesus strikes browsing gold when he influences the creation of Chrome, a new type of web browser.

[[Category:Web browsers]]

Copyright

2009-06-25T22:25:42Z

{{MiniShort}}
This page is Copyright © 2009 John White Chadwick. All content is licensed under the GNU Free Document License v1.2, or, at your choice, any later version.

Ms. Accord

2009-06-25T22:12:50Z

Nmn: /* Memorable Quotes */ spellfix

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{{R2|Latest:|[[Puyo Puyo! 15th Anniversary]]}}
{{R2|Total:|3 documented}}
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{{R2|[[Reception]]:|Psychopath}}
{{C2|Legal}}
{{R2|Designer:|[[Sonic Team]]}}
{{R2|Licensing:|[[Copyright]]ed}}
{{R2|Rights owner:|[[SEGA]]}}
{{R2|Created:|[[2003]] (6 years ago)}}
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{{KeepLeft|300px|{{Template:Deprecated Puyo chara}}}}

'''Ms. Accord''' is a [[teacher]] in [[Puyo Puyo Fever]] and its [[sequel]]s.

She is also a raving madman (madwoman?) who [[torture]]d [[Seriri]] and is currently the sworn enemy of [[Arle Nadja]], [[Draco Centauros]], [[Seriri]], [[Witch]], [[Amitie]], [[Rider]] and [[Sig]].

She is an expert in [[dark magic]] but, luckily for her enemies, cannot use normal [[offensive]] or [[defensive]] magic spells.

Recently though, [[Ringo]]'s encounter with Accord paints a completely different picture. Rather than being witty and quick to torture Ringo, she cried and plead for Ringo to kill her. Believing Accord to be a [[suicidal maniac]] (and not actually having the guts to kill her herself), Ringo walked off.

[[What the fuck]] is up with this [[woman]]?

== Accord's Flying Cane ==
Accord has a Flying Cane, which is said to be the equivalent of a Magic Wand. However, this is, in fact, complete bullshit. This so called 'Magic Wand' is actually an extremely powerful vibrator. It's powers are enough to cause earthquakes.

In PPF1, Accord pretends to lose her cane. This is because she was getting tired of [[fapping]] - during the Puyo match against Popoi, Accord used the Magic Cane to violate their body and follows up by raping them.

== Accord's Boobies ==
Oh, well um, this is awkward. You see... Accord doesn't have any boobies... [[Rider|I'm]] the girl with the boobs on her head...

== Memorable Quotes ==
*"Oh Ms. [[Raffine]], now don't be a brat." -[[PPF]]
*"[[Rulue|She]]'s very [[sex]]y and quite wonderful." - [[Puyo Puyo! 15th Anniversary]]
*"That's enough of you, Bitch" - ''Accord says Bad words 2''

 
{{Puyo characters}}

Ms. Accord

2009-06-25T22:12:14Z

Nmn: Flying cane, exposed

{{Infobox|{{Chara|gender=Female|kanji=アコール先生|romaji=Ako-ru sensei|images=
{{!}}{{CharaCell|[http://teamikaria.com/dl/wtgIQE9SXQEbz6ZSRShtweOJ7xusj18Guq9i6gMAUgezVMZC http://teamikaria.com/dl/bC58IftNghPgoIznRi-v9r2rsAgXCTXWXFZU1Jm01qsBUlcf.png]|First [[Primp]], then, the world!}}
}}
{{R2|Birthday:|[[February 12]]}}
{{C2|Appearances}}
{{R2|Spotlight:|[[Subete PuyoPuyo]]}}
{{R2|First:|[[Puyo Puyo Fever]]}}
{{R2|Latest:|[[Puyo Puyo! 15th Anniversary]]}}
{{R2|Total:|3 documented}}
{{R2|[[Audience]]:|3/5}}
{{R2|[[Reception]]:|Psychopath}}
{{C2|Legal}}
{{R2|Designer:|[[Sonic Team]]}}
{{R2|Licensing:|[[Copyright]]ed}}
{{R2|Rights owner:|[[SEGA]]}}
{{R2|Created:|[[2003]] (6 years ago)}}
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{{KeepLeft|300px|{{Template:Deprecated Puyo chara}}}}

'''Ms. Accord''' is a [[teacher]] in [[Puyo Puyo Fever]] and its [[sequel]]s.

She is also a raving madman (madwoman?) who [[torture]]d [[Seriri]] and is currently the sworn enemy of [[Arle Nadja]], [[Draco Centauros]], [[Seriri]], [[Witch]], [[Amitie]], [[Rider]] and [[Sig]].

She is an expert in [[dark magic]] but, luckily for her enemies, cannot use normal [[offensive]] or [[defensive]] magic spells.

Recently though, [[Ringo]]'s encounter with Accord paints a completely different picture. Rather than being witty and quick to torture Ringo, she cried and plead for Ringo to kill her. Believing Accord to be a [[suicidal maniac]] (and not actually having the guts to kill her herself), Ringo walked off.

[[What the fuck]] is up with this [[woman]]?

== Accord's Flying Cane ==
Accord has a Flying Cane, which is said to be the equivalent of a Magic Wand. However, this is, in fact, complete bullshit. This so called 'Magic Wand' is actually an extremely powerful vibrator. It's powers are enough to cause earthquakes.

In PPF1, Accord pretends to lose her cane. This is because she was getting tired of [[fapping]] - during the Puyo match against Popoi, Accord used the Magic Cane to violate their body and follows up by raping them.

== Accord's Boobies ==
Oh, well um, this is awkward. You see... Accord doesn't have any boobies... [[Rider|I'm]] the girl with the boobs on her head...

== Memorable Quotes ==
*"Oh Ms. [[Raffine]], now don't be a brat." -[[PPF]]
*"[[Rulue|She]]'s very [[sex]]y and quite wonderfull." - [[Puyo Puyo! 15th Anniversary]]
*"That's enough of you, Bitch" - ''Accord says Bad words 2''

 
{{Puyo characters}}

Misspellogram

2009-06-25T17:36:50Z

Nmn: Created page with 'A '''misspellogram''' is a purposely misspelled word designed to hide your absolutely dreadfully hideous spelling skills. Misspellograms include 'Jebus', 'Winrar' (Not to...'

A '''misspellogram''' is a purposely misspelled word designed to hide [[you|your]] absolutely dreadfully hideous spelling skills. Misspellograms include 'Jebus', 'Winrar' (Not to be confused with [[WinRAR]]), 'Cereal Code', 'Jermanie', 'Micro$oft', and '[[Google]] sucks' (obviously a misspelling of 'Google is the greatest company in the entire world').

Misspellograms come in all shapes and sizes and may even include entire phrases.

== Critique-isism ==
Some question the effectiveness of misspellograms. Misspellogram-creator [[Nmn]] comments in response, "Mispellograms work biotch." He continues to say, "Mispellograms are 100% effective, and are the only real way to hide your awful spelling aside from going to school."

== In Popular Culture ==
* Rappers
* Twitter
* l33tists

User:Nmn

2009-06-23T00:30:33Z

Nmn: /* Basement */ fix breaking

{{Image|http://i44.tinypic.com/mruvyh.jpg|Despite his grey hair and feminine appearence, He managed to get through gradeschool.|http://i41.tinypic.com/34so41e.jpg}}

'''Nmn''', [[also known as]] '[[that one]] [[fag]] with a lock gray hair', is a [[parody]] of [[programmer]]s. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built [[piece of shit]].

Nmn is a 15-year-old who currently resides in the [[United States]], in a [[shithole]] state called [[Michigan]]. He [[Fat|weighs too much]] and likes [[kittens]] and [[loli|lolis]]

== Languages ==
Nmn supports generating [[crap]] into the following languages.
* [[C/C++]]
* [[PHP]]
* [[Javascript]]
* [[XHTML]] (like that counts)

and some other [[shit nobody cares about]].

== The battle for lower self-esteem ==
On [[April 5]], [[2009]], 12:46 AM, a [[war]] was started between [[Kumizone]] members Nmn and [[Kawase]]. Currently, Nmn is [[win]]ning, with a slightly more degrading [[profile]] thanks to the power of the [[MediaWiki]] [[category]] system.
* nmn fires initial shot with <nowiki>[[Category:N00bs]]</nowiki>

== In Popular Culture ==
* In most [[movie]]s made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a [[trashcan]] with his [[laptop]]. He's likely also trying to [[Shit|drop a deuce]], which he spends 90% of his time doing.
* Nmn is also a way to refer to gay [[weeaboo]]s in [[Japanese culture]].
* Nmn was referred to as a "[[George W. Bush]] in Progress" by [[the Onion]] News Network.

== Basement ==
{{Image|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png/250px-Lolicon_Sample.png|All of the virgins left in his basement.|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png}}
nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].

Currently, Nmn's hiring for lolis. If you have what it takes, hope you can find his e-mail, because the FBI would have it if it were posted here. Needless to say, the FBI has Nmn's e-mail address.


In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at deceiving me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.

[[Category:N00bs]]
[[Category:Awesome Kumizonians]]

User:Nmn

2009-06-23T00:25:43Z

Nmn: moar stuff

{{Image|http://i44.tinypic.com/mruvyh.jpg|Despite his grey hair and feminine appearence, He managed to get through gradeschool.|http://i41.tinypic.com/34so41e.jpg}}

'''Nmn''', [[also known as]] '[[that one]] [[fag]] with a lock gray hair', is a [[parody]] of [[programmer]]s. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built [[piece of shit]].

Nmn is a 15-year-old who currently resides in the [[United States]], in a [[shithole]] state called [[Michigan]]. He [[Fat|weighs too much]] and likes [[kittens]] and [[loli|lolis]]

== Languages ==
Nmn supports generating [[crap]] into the following languages.
* [[C/C++]]
* [[PHP]]
* [[Javascript]]
* [[XHTML]] (like that counts)

and some other [[shit nobody cares about]].

== The battle for lower self-esteem ==
On [[April 5]], [[2009]], 12:46 AM, a [[war]] was started between [[Kumizone]] members Nmn and [[Kawase]]. Currently, Nmn is [[win]]ning, with a slightly more degrading [[profile]] thanks to the power of the [[MediaWiki]] [[category]] system.
* nmn fires initial shot with <nowiki>[[Category:N00bs]]</nowiki>

== In Popular Culture ==
* In most [[movie]]s made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a [[trashcan]] with his [[laptop]]. He's likely also trying to [[Shit|drop a deuce]], which he spends 90% of his time doing.
* Nmn is also a way to refer to gay [[weeaboo]]s in [[Japanese culture]].
* Nmn was referred to as a "[[George W. Bush]] in Progress" by [[the Onion]] News Network.

== Basement ==
{{Image|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png/250px-Lolicon_Sample.png|All of the virgins left in his basement.|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png}}
nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].

Currently, Nmn's hiring for lolis. If you have what it takes, hope you can find his e-mail, because the FBI would have it if it were posted here. Needless to say, the FBI has Nmn's e-mail address.


In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at deceiving me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.

[[Category:N00bs]]
[[Category:Awesome Kumizonians]]

Rick Astley

2009-05-07T20:16:55Z

Nmn: also, marblecake

'''Rick Astley''' is a lame 80s [[hip hop]] [[rapper]] who made such [[kicking beats]] as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI Neva gywine give y'all up], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0vB0t-0Pqw&fmt=18 Keep dat shit turned on!] and more recently [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9LH6lvrzAU&fmt=18 Tonight would be a pleasant night to rest, no?].

Also, despite very clever video editing that might hint to the contrary, Rick Astley is actually [[black]].

== Core Principles ==
Rick Astley lives by [[6]] core principles which he reveals in his music.
* He's never gonna give [[you]] up
* He's never gonna [[The Game|let you down]]
* He's never gonna [[run around]] and desert you
* He's never gonna make you cry
* He's never gonna say [[goodbye]]
* He's never gonna tell a [[lie]], and hurt you

== Rick Rolling ==
[[Rickroll]]ing is the process by which one is linked to the song "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley, expecting a certain type of [[porn]], Pokemon ROM, or a video about a new way to run unlicensed software on your [[PSP]].

[[Category:Singers]]

Rick Astley

2009-05-07T20:15:34Z

Nmn: lol.

'''Rick Astley''' is a lame 80s [[hip hop]] [[rapper]] who made such [[kicking beats]] as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI Neva gywine give y'all up], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0vB0t-0Pqw&fmt=18 Keep dat shit turned on!] and more recently [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9LH6lvrzAU&fmt=18 Tonight would be a pleasant night to rest, no?].

Also, despite very clever video editing that might hint to the contrary, Rick Astley is actually [[black]].

== Core Principles ==
Rick Astley lives by [[6]] core principles which he reveals in his music.
* He's never gonna give [[you]] up
* He's never gonna let you down
* He's never gonna [[run around]] and desert you
* He's never gonna make you cry
* He's never gonna say [[goodbye]]
* He's never gonna tell a [[lie]], and hurt you

== Rick Rolling ==
[[Rickroll]]ing is the process by which one is linked to the song "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley, expecting a certain type of [[porn]], Pokemon ROM, or a video about a new way to run unlicensed software on your [[PSP]].

[[Category:Singers]]

DVD

2009-05-06T02:24:52Z

Nmn: /* Sony CuntMotion */ there was more than one pentium 3.

{{Image|http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6155/dvdz.png|4chan releases the first DVD, [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944}}
'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

DVD technology was developed by [[4chan]] founder [[Adolf Hitler]] in order to redistribute videos of kittens to members. On [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944, the first DVD was released for the [[DVD-chan]] rev. 1 DVD playback system.

== Popular DVD players ==
=== DVD-chan ===
4chan's first DVD playback device was called the [[DVD-chan]]. The DVD-chan was a complex [[series of tubes]] that allowed you to watch [[betamax]] videotapes as well as DVDs on your [[television set]] - this made it the prime platform for [[pornography]] in the coming years. However, DVD-chan was discontinued when it was found to have [[over 9000]] secretly accessible [[CP]] videos stored inside of the player.

=== Microsoft PlayDVD4 ===
In response to the DVD-chan discontinuation, many clones were spawned. The most notable of which was [[Microsoft]] [[PlayDVD4]], the sequel to Microsoft [[PlayDVD]]. PlayDVD4 introduced new annoying features like menus and region protection, many of which are still around today.

Many are confused about the number [[4]]. Finally today, [[Microsoft]] has revealed that the 4 was the [[bittage]] of the processor. Previously, PlayDVD had only a 2-bit processor. This wasn't easy to figure out via a hammer because anyone who looks on the firmware would find that PlayDVD4 has a System2 and a SysDOD4 - which makes no fucking sense, since SysDOD4 contains 2-bit files but System2 contains 4-bit files.

Microsoft PlayDVD4, unlike PlayDVD, included Audio for the first time since [[DVD-chan Uproar! 1000]].

=== Toshiba DVDildo ===
The very most notable clone of DVD-chan was the [[Toshiba]] [[DVDildo]]. The DVDildo implemented all of the features of Microsoft PlayDVD4 and included greyscale output, allowing for true 8-bit shades of black to appear on your screen. A step up from PlayDVD's 1-bit display, it rivaled the quality of DVD-chan itself.

In addition, DVDildo included a set of controls on the front of the box. It weighed about the same size as the smallest DVD-chan of the same featureset, the [[DVD-chan Loli]], yet cost a price about the same as the [[DVD-chan Neko]].

=== Sony CuntMotion ===
By far the most notable knockoff of DVD-chan was [[Sony]] [[CuntMotion]]. Geared directly toward [[profit]], like DVDildo, it was specifically made for [[porn]]. It included more annoying [[DRM]] than [[Spore]] and a slower GUI than [[Windows Vista]] on a [[Pentium 3]] (maybe even as slow as [[Windows ME]] on one).

Sony CuntMotion was the first DVD player to support color other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].

[[Category:DVD technology| ]]

Offensive

2009-05-02T17:54:32Z

Nmn: Redirected page to Offend

#REDIRECT [[Offend]]

Schezo Wegey

2009-05-02T17:49:48Z

Nmn:

{{Tag|red|fybW_fVYGLQQfxEfRYWW6mLdYSByMIueE57xywZ8w8N4xA1n|I want YOU!!|I mean, I want you to make this article longer.|uhh idk, whenever}}
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<noinclude>[[Category:Tags]]</noinclude>
'''Schezo Wegey''' is a white-haired, [[sword]]-wielding [[pervert]] who lusts after [[Arle Nadja]] like about half the rest of the [[List of Puyo characters|Puyo cast]]. His advances always [[fail]] however and he ends up looking like an [[idiot]].

Shortly after the events of [[Puyo Puyo Fever 2]], Schezo [[encounter]]s [[Ms. Accord]] and gets turned into a [[baby]] in a [[transformation]] reminiscent of [[Lagnus the Brave]]'s. Much later on, he returns once more and challenges [[Satan]] to a duel over their shared love interest (or perhaps I should say [[target]]), but he's too slow to notice Arle being pushed into a [[rocket]] by a [[crane]]. He has not appeared since.

{{Puyo characters}}

Feli

2009-05-02T17:45:59Z

Nmn:

'''Feli''' is a [[dark mage]] debuting in [[Puyo Puyo Fever 2]]. She adores [[Lemres]] but he politely rejects her on the basis of her being too young. She also has a hatred for [[Klug]] as he has a disturbingly competitive affection for Lemres.

Feli has the power to change her skin color on-demand.

The [[Anti-Accord Association|AAA]] is currently trying to track down Feli, as she seems to be the only person (other than those that just show up randomly out of nowhere like [[Iji]]) who might be able to defeat [[Ms. Accord]].

{{Puyo characters}}

Rider

2009-05-02T03:18:44Z

Nmn:

{{Short|[[April 3rd]], [[2009]]}}
{{Selfref|This page is about the [[Puyo character]]. For other uses, see [[Heptomino]].}}
{{Template:Deprecated Puyo chara}}

'''Rider''' is a shy girl with a second set of jugs on her head and is in love with [[Sig]]. She is an expert [[Tetris]] player but [[sucks]] at [[Puyo]].

Like all shy [[female]]s, despite her relationship with Sig, she's extremely [[horny]] and wants to do just about every other person she's come into contact with, including the girls. Sig probably wouldn't notice or even care, in fact he'd probably just [[Threesome|join in]].

== Appearances ==

*[[Tetris]]

{{Puyo characters}}

[[Category:Anti-Accord Association]]

Female

2009-04-30T03:54:39Z

Nmn: Created page with '{{Image|http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3517/neko.png|The extremely rare Ceiling Neko. It watches you masturbate, to her.}} '''Female''' is a state of gender that is [[aw...'

{{Image|http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3517/neko.png|The extremely rare Ceiling Neko. It watches you masturbate, to her.}}

'''Female''' is a state of gender that is [[awesome]]. If you are reading this page, you most likely have never seen, touched or heard a female before.

Females are also the only animal you can [[Sex|kick it off with]] without [[PETA]] getting all up your ass.

== Varients ==
;The [[Bitch]]
:The bitch is an abrasive female. She's quite loud and never gives you a chance to talk, and often hangs around other bitches, in a group often called a [[Whore Circle]].

:Not all is bad, however. Bitches can be quite strong and are sometimes very [[hawt]]. However, the majority of bitches are just annoying - and you can find them everywhere.

;The Friend-type
:The friend-type is a friendly form of female, often spending their time around other friendly folks. Most friend-types are open to new friends at all times, but follow the typical [[friend rules]] of society.

:The friend-type is common.

;The Shy-type
:A rare form of Female, called the Shy-type, is often only found on the [[internet]] or outside of your own reach. Although often kind to her friends, she doesn't want to hear you, she doesn't want to see you, and she doesn't want to know who you are.

:In order to befriend a shy-type, you must look to her friends. She likely has at least a couple friend-type friends and maybe a couple [[male]] friends. If you befriend them, you can use the weak link between you and them to breach their network. But [[The Game|be careful]]! If you go too far too fast, or do not take no as no, you could end up on the wrong side of a costly lawsuit or worse, have a reputation preventing you from meeting other shy-type.

;The excluded
:Excluded females are simply friend-types who are unable to be friends with other friend-types because of [[friend rules]].

== Anatomy ==
As you probably don't know, Females do not have [[penis]]es. Instead, they have [[vagina]]s, a self-production machine that takes fluids from the penis to create an offspring. As well, females have improved [[nipples]] that actually work.

Females are also better at [[fapping]]. Because of their highly superior reproductive system, they can continuously [[orgasm]] and make use of many stimulants at once. The female process of fapping is actually so hawt that it is often a source of [[male]] [[fap material]].

As a downside, some people are so desperate that they use force to perform [[sex]] with the said organs onto their prey. Also known as [[rape]], cheating, cutting-in-line, and surprise sex, this process is highly regarded as complete [[bullshit]] and people who do it were probably not supposed to be born with [[dicks]].

[[Category:Genders]]
[[Category:Pages containing NSFW text]]

User:Lady Lily

2009-04-30T03:16:44Z

Nmn:

*Name: Lady Lily (aka Lily)
*Age: 19
*[[Sex]]: [[Female]]
*Location: Washington, United States

;Hobbies
*[[Not]] knowing what [[the heck]] anyone is talking about
*Left 4 Dead
*[[Puyo]]
*[[Tetris_the_Absolute_The_Grand_Master_2_Plus|Tetris]]
*[[Not]] being [[Amy]] (who [[the heck]] is that anyway?)
*IDKLUL
*</caring>
*[[Not]] knowing how to edit this LOL

[[Category:Kumizonians]]

Nmn

2009-04-26T09:54:57Z

Nmn: Redirected page to User:Nmn

#REDIRECT [[User:Nmn]]

Mozilla Firefox

2009-04-25T23:59:04Z

Nmn: Created page with ''''Mozilla Firefox''' was a web browser inspired by Jesus. Now defunctional, it made it up to version 0.3. Due to an error in versioning, the releases thusfar have appeared w...'

'''Mozilla Firefox''' was a web browser inspired by [[Jesus]]. Now defunctional, it made it up to version 0.3. Due to an error in versioning, the releases thusfar have appeared with the minor version number as the major version number - for example, Firefox 0.1 was known as Firefox 1.0 and Firefox 0.3 was known as 3.0.

Firefox is widely known for having the most badass collection of plugins and addons the world has ever seen - not because they're fancy, but because they do things that couldn't be done in any other browser at the time. (So it's not like an [[Opera]] situation where you're stuck with [[Basketball]] and no [[IRC]] support.) For this, every year one day is spent to sollute it's successes. However, Firefox was recently overtaken by [[Google Chrome]].

== Key features ==
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]]
* [[Google]] is the [[default]] [[search engine]]
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]]
* Has an [[infinity|infinitely]] extensible [[GUI]]
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]]
* Browses [[porn]] without getting viruses
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]]

== Shortcomings ==
* [[Not]] [[Google Chrome]]

[[Category:Web browsers]]

Firefox

2009-04-25T23:46:55Z

Nmn: Redirected page to Mozilla Firefox

#REDIRECT [[Mozilla Firefox]]

Number:300

2009-04-25T09:21:02Z

Nmn: Created page with ''''300''' is a number between 299 and 301. It's pretty much utterly useless. == Popular Culture == * There is actually a movie called 300. * In the game "Achieve...'

'''300''' is a number between 299 and 301. It's pretty much utterly useless.

== Popular Culture ==
* There is actually a [[300_(movie)|movie called 300]].
* In the game "Achievement Unlocked", you must touch numerical areas in the order, '3-0-0', to unlock an achievement.
* This is the 300th article on [[Kumizone]].

{{Numbers}}

Sony

2009-04-25T09:16:41Z

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{{Short}}
{{Image|http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/926/hippodude1.png|Sony's president and CEO celebrates his birthday.}}

Sony is a group of [[greedy]] [[bastards]] who sell overly priced [[DVD]] players with too many restrictions, and [[Playstation]]s.

Sony's CEO admits that he aims to take over the planet using a [[DRM]] protection scheme. Ironically named planetSave, this new protection scheme requires all people to use life under the terms and conditions of the Sony Lesser General Life License v2.0.

DVD

2009-04-25T09:08:56Z

Nmn: uhhh... what the fuck.

{{Image|http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6155/dvdz.png|4chan releases the first DVD, [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944}}
'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

DVD [[DRM|technology]] was developed by [[4chan]] founder [[Adolf Hitler]] in order to redistribute videos of kittens to members. On [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944, the first DVD was released for the [[DVD-chan]] rev. 1 DVD playback system.

 
= Popular DVD players =
== DVD-chan ==
4chan's first DVD playback device was called the [[DVD-chan]]. The DVD-chan was a complex series of tubes that allowed you to watch [[betamax]] videotapes as well as DVDs on your [[television set]] - this made it the prime platform for [[pornography]] in the coming years. However, DVD-chan was discontinued when it was found to have [[over 9000]] secretly accessible [[cp]] videos stored inside of the player.

== Microsoft PlayDVD4 ==
In response to the DVD-chan discontinuation, many clones were spawned. The most notable of which was [[Microsoft]] [[PlayDVD4]], the sequel to Microsoft [[PlayDVD]]. PlayDVD4 introduced new annoying features like menus and region protection, many of which are still around today.

Many are confused about the number [[4]]. Finally today, [[Microsoft]] has revealed that the 4 was the [[bittage]] of the processor. Previously, PlayDVD had only a 2-bit processor. This wasn't easy to figure out via a hammer because anyone who looks on the firmware would find that PlayDVD4 has a System2 and a SysDOD4 - which makes no fucking sense, since SysDOD4 contains 2-bit files but System2 contains 4-bit files.

Microsoft PlayDVD4, unlike PlayDVD, included Audio for the first time since [[DVD-chan Uproar! 1000]].

== Toshiba DVDildo ==
The very most notable clone of DVD-chan was the [[Toshiba]] [[DVDildo]]. The DVDildo implemented all of the features of Microsoft PlayDVD4 and included greyscale output, allowing for true 8-bit shades of black to appear on your screen. A step up from PlayDVD's 1-bit display, it rivaled the quality of DVD-chan itself.

In addition, DVDildo included a set of controls on the front of the box. It weighed about the same size as the smallest DVD-chan of the same featureset, the [[DVD-chan Loli]], yet cost a price about the same as the [[DVD-chan Neko]].

== Sony CuntMotion ==
By far the most notable knockoff of DVD-chan was [[Sony]] [[CuntMotion]]. Geared directly toward [[profit]], like DVDildo, it was specifically made for [[porn]]. It included more annoying [[DRM]] than [[Spore]] and a slower GUI than [[Windows Vista]] on a Pentium 3. (Maybe even as slow as [[Windows ME]] on a Pentium 3!)

Sony CuntMotion was the first DVD player to support color other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].

DVD-chan

2009-04-25T08:54:17Z

Nmn: /* Versions */ fail

{{Image|http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/866/dvdchanthumb.png|The DVD-chan Loli, named after it's revolutionary size.|http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8174/dvdchan.png}}

The '''DVD-chan''' was the [[4chan]]-developed official series of [[DVD]] playback devices.

The DVD-chan was discontinued after only 3 months of it's release. However, within that time many different versions were created.
 
== Versions ==
* DVD-chan rev. 1
First version
* DVD-chan rev. 2
* DVD-chan rev. 3
* DVD-chan rev. 4
* DVD-chan rev. 5
* DVD-chan rev. 6
* DVD-chan rev. 7
* DVD-chan rev. 8
* DVD-chan rev. 9
* DVD-chan rev. 10
* DVD-chan rev. 11
* DVD-chan rev. 12
* DVD-chan rev. 13
* DVD-chan rev. 14
* DVD-chan rev. 15
* DVD-chan rev. [[9001]]
* DVD-chan Neko
Known for it's small size.
* DVD-chan Loli
The smallest DVD player for 30 years.
* DVD-chan YiffGrapher
The first color DVD player
* DVD-chan YiffMaster
A greyscale version of the YiffGrapher, but with sound.
* DVD-chan Uproar! 1000
The last DVD-chan with audio - with [[bullshit|Dolby Digital 8.1 Surround Sound]]

DVD-chan

2009-04-25T08:53:55Z

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{{Image|http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/866/dvdchanthumb.png|The DVD-chan Loli, named after it's revolutionary size.|http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8174/dvdchan.png}}

The '''DVD-chan''' was the [[4chan]]-developed official series of [[DVD]] playback devices.

The DVD-chan was discontinued after only 3 months of it's release. However, within that time many different versions were created.
 
== Versions ==
* DVD-chan rev. 1
First version
* DVD-chan rev. 2
* DVD-chan rev. 3
* DVD-chan rev. 4
* DVD-chan rev. 5
* DVD-chan rev. 6
* DVD-chan rev. 7
* DVD-chan rev. 8
* DVD-chan rev. 9
* DVD-chan rev. 10
* DVD-chan rev. 11
* DVD-chan rev. 12
* DVD-chan rev. 13
* DVD-chan rev. 14
* DVD-chan rev. 15
* DVD-chan rev. [[9001]]
* DVD-chan Neko
Known for it's small size.
* DVD-chan Loli
The smallest DVD player for 30 years.
* DVD-chan YiffGrapher
The first color DVD player
* DVD-chan YiffMaster
A greyscale version of the YiffMaster, but with sound.
* DVD-chan Uproar! 1000
The last DVD-chan with audio - with [[bullshit|Dolby Digital 8.1 Surround Sound]]

Category:Six-letter acronyms

2009-04-25T08:07:12Z

Nmn: Created page with '6'

[[Category:Acronyms|6]]

DVD

2009-04-25T07:57:57Z

Nmn:

{{Image|http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6155/dvdz.png|4chan releases the first DVD, [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944}}
'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

DVD [[DRM|technology]] was developed by [[4chan]] founder [[Adolph Hitler]] in order to redistribute videos of kittens to members. On [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944, the first DVD was released for the [[DVD-chan]] rev. 1 DVD playback system.

 
= Popular DVD players =
== DVD-chan ==
4chan's first DVD playback device was called the [[DVD-chan]]. The DVD-chan was a complex series of tubes that allowed you to watch [[betamax]] videotapes as well as DVDs on your [[television set]] - this made it the prime platform for [[pornography]] in the coming years. However, DVD-chan was discontinued when it was found to have [[over 9000]] secretly accessible [[cp]] videos stored inside of the player.

== Microsoft PlayDVD4 ==
In response to the DVD-chan discontinuation, many clones were spawned. The most notable of which was [[Microsoft]] [[PlayDVD4]], the sequel to Microsoft [[PlayDVD]]. PlayDVD4 introduced new annoying features like menus and region protection, many of which are still around today.

Many are confused about the number [[4]]. Finally today, [[Microsoft]] has revealed that the 4 was the [[bittage]] of the processor. Previously, PlayDVD had only a 2-bit processor. This wasn't easy to figure out via a hammer because anyone who looks on the firmware would find that PlayDVD4 has a System2 and a SysDOD4 - which makes no fucking sense, since SysDOD4 contains 2-bit files but System2 contains 4-bit files.

Microsoft PlayDVD4, unlike PlayDVD, included Audio for the first time since [[DVD-chan Uproar! 1000]].

== Toshiba DVDildo ==
The very most notable clone of DVD-chan was the [[Toshiba]] [[DVDildo]]. The DVDildo implemented all of the features of Microsoft PlayDVD4 and included greyscale output, allowing for true 8-bit shades of black to appear on your screen. A step up from PlayDVD's 1-bit display, it rivaled the quality of DVD-chan itself.

In addition, DVDildo included a set of controls on the front of the box. It weighed about the same size as the smallest DVD-chan of the same featureset, the [[DVD-chan Loli]], yet cost a price about the same as the [[DVD-chan Neko]].

== Sony CuntMotion ==
By far the most notable knockoff of DVD-chan was [[Sony]] [[CuntMotion]]. Geared directly toward [[profit]], like DVDildo, it was specifically made for [[porn]]. It included more annoying [[DRM]] than [[Spore]] and a slower GUI than [[Windows Vista]] on a Pentium 3. (Maybe even as slow as [[Windows ME]] on a Pentium 3!)

Sony CuntMotion was the first DVD player to support color other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].

DVD

2009-04-25T07:55:38Z

Nmn: Created page with '{{Image|http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6155/dvdz.png|4chan releases the first DVD, Caturday 22nd, July 1944}} '''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis|really REA...'

{{Image|http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6155/dvdz.png|4chan releases the first DVD, [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944}}
'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

DVD [[DRM|technology]] was developed by [[4chan]] founder [[Adolph Hitler]] in order to redistribute videos of kittens to members. On [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944, the first DVD was released for the [[DVD-chan]] rev. 1 DVD playback system (pictured to the right.)

 
= Popular DVD players =
== DVD-chan ==
4chan's first DVD playback device was called the [[DVD-chan]]. The DVD-chan was a complex series of tubes that allowed you to watch [[betamax]] videotapes as well as DVDs on your [[television set]] - this made it the prime platform for [[pornography]] in the coming years. However, DVD-chan was discontinued when it was found to have [[over 9000]] secretly accessible [[cp]] videos stored inside of the player.

== Microsoft PlayDVD4 ==
In response to the DVD-chan discontinuation, many clones were spawned. The most notable of which was [[Microsoft]] [[PlayDVD4]], the sequel to Microsoft [[PlayDVD]]. PlayDVD4 introduced new annoying features like menus and region protection, many of which are still around today.

Many are confused about the number [[4]]. Finally today, [[Microsoft]] has revealed that the 4 was the [[bittage]] of the processor. Previously, PlayDVD had only a 2-bit processor. This wasn't easy to figure out via a hammer because anyone who looks on the firmware would find that PlayDVD4 has a System2 and a SysDOD4 - which makes no fucking sense, since SysDOD4 contains 2-bit files but System2 contains 4-bit files.

Microsoft PlayDVD4, unlike PlayDVD, included Audio for the first time since [[DVD-chan Uproar! 1000]].

== Toshiba DVDildo ==
The very most notable clone of DVD-chan was the [[Toshiba]] [[DVDildo]]. The DVDildo implemented all of the features of Microsoft PlayDVD4 and included greyscale output, allowing for true 8-bit shades of black to appear on your screen. A step up from PlayDVD's 1-bit display, it rivaled the quality of DVD-chan itself.

In addition, DVDildo included a set of controls on the front of the box. It weighed about the same size as the smallest DVD-chan of the same featureset, the [[DVD-chan Loli]], yet cost a price about the same as the [[DVD-chan Neko]].

== Sony CuntMotion ==
By far the most notable knockoff of DVD-chan was [[Sony]] [[CuntMotion]]. Geared directly toward [[profit]], like DVDildo, it was specifically made for [[porn]]. It included more annoying [[DRM]] than [[Spore]] and a slower GUI than [[Windows Vista]] on a Pentium 3. (Maybe even as slow as [[Windows ME]] on a Pentium 3!)

Sony CuntMotion was the first DVD player to support color other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].

Ceiling Cat

2009-04-24T20:38:14Z

Nmn: fix'd

{{Image|http://origin.arstechnica.com/news.media/ceiling_browse.png|Cieling Cat, as seen in [[Google Chrome]]'s incognito mode}}
'''Ceiling Cat''' is the [[Ultimate]] [[God]]: the one above [[Haruhi]], [[Kyouka]] and all those other [[self-proclaimed]] gods.

And remember, Ceiling Cat is watching [[you]].

[[Category:Gods]]

Ceiling Cat

2009-04-24T20:37:54Z

Nmn:

{{Image|http://origin.arstechnica.com/news.media/ceiling_browse.png|Cieling Cat, as seen in [[Google Chrome]]}}
'''Ceiling Cat''' is the [[Ultimate]] [[God]]: the one above [[Haruhi]], [[Kyouka]] and all those other [[self-proclaimed]] gods.

And remember, Ceiling Cat is watching [[you]].

[[Category:Gods]]

Piracy

2009-04-24T20:05:20Z

Nmn: First attempt

'''Piracy''' is a derogatory term to describe someone who violates the copyright law. Software Piracy entirely consists of copying bytes from one location to another over the internet without permission of the author. That's really it.

Piracy is fun for the whole family - if you want a song just download it and you'll be listening in minutes. If you want the latest video game grab a torrent and get it overnight. After all, if it's music most of your money will go to a record company like [[Sony]] (the current head of [[Soviet Japan]]) and if you live in the western world you'd know that [[Communism]] is evil. And if it's a game it's probably yet another useless [[FPS]], or it was made by [[SEGA]].
= DRM =
[[DRM]] stands for Dumbfuck Restriction Management - occasionally Digital Rights Management. As you know, DRM, [[fucking sucks]]. It's a way for companies to breathe down your back, spy on you, and put locks on your content. It's as if you were about to [[fuck]] their daughter and they sat there and mediated the entire time only allowing you to do one position and forcing you to put away your camcorder.
== Cracking DRM ==
{{Image|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/HD_DVD_Night_Digg_Frontpage_before_rose_blog_post_screenshot.png/180px-HD_DVD_Night_Digg_Frontpage_before_rose_blog_post_screenshot.png|Digital D-Day in progress|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/HD_DVD_Night_Digg_Frontpage_before_rose_blog_post_screenshot.png}}

Because of the uber suck that is DRM, we now present the greatest movements of the piracy groups.

* '''Jon Johansen'''
Have you ever played a [[DVD]] inside of Linux? Then you might want to pay your respects to this guy, as well as the people known to have helped him. Also known as DVD Jon, he was involved in the cracking of the original DVD encryption and is partly responsible for the ability to watch [[pornography]] DVDs on Linux. You know what the best part is? This [[bad ass]] DVD cracking bastard got away without being charged - after a history of cracking DRM and writing programs to circumvent it.

* '''09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0'''
This code flooded over the internet, especially [[Digg]], when it was found. It's the AACS encryption key that could be used to decrypt an HD-DVD disk. As a response to this, Digg took an action that will forever be known as the most epic thing ever done by a website in the history of websites and ignored the DCMA takedown notice, and allowed all comments, pages, and other content revealing this code.

{{Quote|But now, after seeing hundreds of stories and reading thousands of comments, you’ve made it clear. You’d rather see Digg go down fighting than bow down to a bigger company. We hear you, and effective immediately we won’t delete stories or comments containing the code and will deal with whatever the consequences might be.|[http://tinyurl.com/2strly Kevin Rose]}}

* '''Sony loses modchip case'''
You probably have heard of [[modchip]]s before. If you live in Australia it might not turned out this way - Sony had sued a local retailer of modchips but [[The Game|lost]] the case.

{{Quote|This is a hell of a victory for the consumer. That's why we did it.|Eddy Stevens}}

The court had ruled that modchips were not involved in copyright infringement because they did not in any way infringe copyrights. Yeah, we needed a motherfucking court to decide that.

 
== Why anti-piracy groups are full of shit ==
Many people do not know this but all anti-piracy groups are, in fact, one hundred percent full of shit. This is because anti-piracy is yet another way to stop the balance between corporations and people and put more of the weight on corporations.

Along with [[patents]], anti-piracy is basically just a way to not have to do good and still make [[over 9000]] times more money than you deserved for something. If corporations wanted to stop piracy really, they should make people Want to buy the product. Of course this won't be 100% effective but neither is anti-piracy. Anti-piracy's neighbor patents isn't much better - patents are a way to force yourself ahead of the competition whilst not having to do anything at all. A way to block any innovation for 20 years. Software patents are especially silly, as you can sometimes patent what is normally considered generic operations (LOL IM PATENTING UR CMP R0, #0 JNE __return'z!)

Rick Astley

2009-04-23T22:35:20Z

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'''Rick Astley''' is a lame 80s [[hip hop]] [[rapper]] who made such [[kicking beats]] as [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI Neva gywine give y'all up], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0vB0t-0Pqw&fmt=18 Keep dat shit turned on!] and more recently [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9LH6lvrzAU&fmt=18 Sleeping, yo!].

Also, despite very clever video editing that might hint to the contrary, Rick Astley is actually black.

== Core Principles ==
Rick Astley lives by 6 core principles which he reveals in his music.
* He's never gonna give you up
* He's never gonna let you down
* He's never gonna run around and dessert you
* He's never gonna make you cry
* He's never gonna say goodbye
* He's never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you

== Rick Rolling ==
[[Rickroll]]ing is the process by which one is linked to the song "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley, expecting a certain type of [[porn]], Pokemon ROM, or a video about a new way to run unlicensed software on your [[PSP]].

Gullible

2009-04-23T21:43:59Z

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2009-04-23T21:41:02Z

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2009-04-23T21:40:40Z

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Strange Klug

2009-04-19T22:51:57Z

Nmn:

'''Strange Klug''' is the result of a book demon taking control of [[Klug]]'s body. Angsty and bitchy like most teenagers, Strange Klug is often found talking to himself. In fact, many believe he never actually stops talking - he just changes the subject when people enter the room. He only appears in [[Puyo Puyo Fever 2]], and despite the fact that only [[Amitie]] seems to care about the possession, is fought in the end by all three protagonists.

The demon behind Strange Klug was sealed inside the book long ago, and the non-evil parts later became [[Sig]]. Klug somehow released it for unknown reasons, but it's likely he either tricked into doing it or he did it unknowingly. Or he wanted to take over the world. Or like in a fan fiction by crazy [[French]] bastards, he abused its' powers to excel at Puyo, following his fathers dreams. What a load of [[shit]] - he was just compensating for having a tiny [[penis]].

Some people say Strange Klug is like the FEVER equivalant of [[Doppelganger Arle]], but besides having similar red clothes and being evil, the two are completely different, and the people who claim otherwise are full of [[shit]].

Strange Klug has one of the most [[badass]] songs in any [[Puyo Puyo]] game. It was so badass that it makes Strange Klug suck less and Comet Rising sound like Taisen 1.

It is unknown whether the [[AAA]] will have to deal with Strange Klug yet, as what happened to Klug himself is still unknown. There are rumors that Strange Klug wasn't actually Klug at all, but really a decoy so Klug and Tarutaru could steal Raffine's body after she loses. (Which, to their distraught she does not.)

{{Puyo characters}}

Felicopter

2009-04-19T09:41:40Z

Nmn:

'''Felicopter''' is a slight [[meme]] based off the combination of [[Feli]] and [[Helicopter]]. Felicopter was coined by [[nmn]] whilst he was getting pwnt by Amy and Soph in a 4p Wifi match, along with [[Nekohaku]].

== The making of ==
The word was coined when [[nmn]] was acting like a [[fucking]] [[moron]]. This log doesn't describe accurately enough just how stupid it really was - honestly. Not to mention, he used more references than a Dennis Miller monologue.
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<Neko_Kohaku> Batan kyuu...
<nmn-l> Amy you utilizing all clears is like Arnold Schwarzenegger using a tank
<Neko_Kohaku> LOL
<Lon> NICE
<nmn-l> It's just fucking overkill
<Lon> street fighter is fun
<nmn-l> arnold used a tank again :\
<Neko_Kohaku> Ouch!
<Neko_Kohaku> SF IV, Lon?
<Lon> yes
<Neko_Kohaku> MAn...
<Neko_Kohaku> No chance >_<
<nmn-l> that's it - i'mma use helicopters >: D
<Amy-chan> remind me not to use that character too
<nmn-l> Feli time
<nmn-l> Why not?
<Neko_Kohaku> ... OPP Puyo?
<Neko_Kohaku> Oh lol
<nmn-l> FELI!
<Neko_Kohaku> RIDER
<nmn-l> How can one hate rider? She's like the one interesting person in a group
<nmn-l> I fail to comprehend the logic
<Neko_Kohaku> Nice!
<Amy-chan> yay pixy
<Neko_Kohaku> Gah!
<nmn-l> Amy is pwning
<Neko_Kohaku> Amy's winning!
<nmn-l> with the onion
<Lon> yay amyyy
<Neko_Kohaku> All clears... ftw?
<Amy-chan> -.-
<nmn-l> no
<nmn-l> not with onion
<Neko_Kohaku> lol
<nmn-l> FEVEROID
<Neko_Kohaku> Once again, Amy, and Soph are at the same power lever -_- ...
<Neko_Kohaku> *level
<nmn-l> Amy is more consistant though
<nmn-l> Amy always kicks ass, and soph sometimes drops it for some reason
<Neko_Kohaku> ...
<Neko_Kohaku> ... Oshare Bones scares me now o_O
<nmn-l> his voice is hilaaaaarious :P
<nmn-l> amy vs soph, with nmn and kohaku watching
<nmn-l> dual rider :o
<Neko_Kohaku> 2!?
<Lon> nniiice
<nmn-l> you french bitch :P
<Amy-chan> ^w^
<nmn-l> v_v
<nmn-l> nooo
<nmn-l> the dual rider machine is failing!
<Neko_Kohaku> Ouch!
<nmn-l> break the glass o_o
<Neko_Kohaku> Close!!
<nmn-l> stupid glass
<Lon> YEAH
<nmn-l> man she is a bitch :P
<nmn-l> and french
<Amy-chan> Indeed
<Neko_Kohaku> I say there should be a ban on Amy using All Clears -_-
<nmn-l> all clears are great
<Amy-chan> *insert snob french saying here*
<nmn-l> get one in fever and you win
<nmn-l> "WE SURRENDER"
<Lon> AVALANCHE
<nmn-l> oh snobby
<nmn-l> ..uhm
<Lon> llllllllllll
<Neko_Kohaku> lol
<Neko_Kohaku> "Jolly good"
<nmn-l> well me and kohaku are getting it in the ass right now :P
<Amy-chan> i'ma play like froggy
<nmn-l> i suck
<Neko_Kohaku> I suck T_T
<nmn-l> heli
<nmn-l> NOO~
<nmn-l> My Felicopter has crashed!
<Neko_Kohaku> Jesus T_T ...
<Amy-chan> poor frogy
<Neko_Kohaku> Wow!
<nmn-l> FEAR THE FELICOPTER
<Neko_Kohaku> *crash*
<nmn-l> Are you a bad enough dude to defeat Soph and Amy-chan at PP15?
<Neko_Kohaku> Nope -_-
<nmn-l> lol
</pre>

[[Category:Memes]]

Rider

2009-04-19T02:15:41Z

Nmn: sorted by importance

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'''Rider''' is a shy girl with a second set of jugs on her head and is in love with [[Sig]]. She is an expert [[Tetris]] player but [[sucks]] at [[Puyo]].

Like all shy females, despite her relationship with Sig, she's extremely [[horny]] and wants to do just about every other person she's come into contact with, including the girls. Sig probably wouldn't notice or even care, in fact he'd probably just [[Threesome|join in]].

== Appearances ==

*[[Tetris]]

{{Puyo characters}}

Rider

2009-04-19T02:15:20Z

Nmn:

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'''Rider''' is a shy girl with a second set of jugs on her head and is in love with [[Sig]]. She is an expert [[Tetris]] player but [[sucks]] at [[Puyo]].

Like all shy females, despite her relationship with Sig, she's extremely [[horny]] and wants to do just about every other person she's come into contact with, including the girls. Sig probably wouldn't notice or even care, in fact he'd probably just [[Threesome|join in]].

== Appearances ==

*[[Tetris]]

{{Puyo characters}}

Ms. Accord

2009-04-19T02:15:09Z

Nmn:

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'''Ms. Accord''' is a [[teacher]] in [[Puyo Puyo Fever]] and its [[sequel]]s.

She is also a raving madman (madwoman?) who [[torture]]d [[Seriri]] and is currently the sworn enemy of [[Arle Nadja]], [[Draco Centauros]], [[Seriri]], [[Witch]], [[Amitie]], [[Rider]] and [[Sig]].

She is an expert in [[dark magic]] but, luckily for her enemies, cannot use normal [[offensive]] or [[defensive]] magic spells.

== Accord's Boobies ==
Oh, well um, this is awkward. You see... Accord doesn't have any boobies... [[Rider|I'm]] the girl with the boobs on her head...

{{Puyo characters}}

Apple Inc

2009-04-18T00:40:41Z

Nmn:

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'''Apple''' is a software and hardware corperation. Apple developed the Apple [[iEye]], a popular video [[DRM]] hardware that allows the eyes to see special DRM protected videos. However, any attempts to pirate these videos might cause the users eyes to be rendered useless. In addition, the iEye requires annoying [[firmware]] updates. Therefore, it is recommended against using iEye.
[[Category:Companies]]

Apple Inc

2009-04-18T00:40:04Z

Nmn:

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'''Apple''' is a software corperation. Apple developed the Apple [[iEye]], a popular video [[DRM]] hardware that allows the eyes to see special DRM protected videos. However, any attempts to pirate these videos might cause the users eyes to be rendered useless. In addition, the iEye requires annoying [[firmware]] updates. Therefore, it is recommended against using iEye.
[[Category:Companies]]

User:Nmn

2009-04-07T00:44:52Z

Nmn:

'''Nmn''', [[also known as]] '[[that one]] [[fag]] with a lock gray hair', is a [[parody]] of [[programmer]]s. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built [[piece of shit]].

Nmn is a 15-year-old who currently resides in the [[United States]], in a [[shithole]] state called [[Michigan]]. He [[Fat|weighs too much]] and likes [[kittens]] and [[loli|lolis]].

== Languages ==
Nmn supports generating [[crap]] into the following languages.
* [[C/C++]]
* [[PHP]]
* [[Javascript]]
* [[XHTML]] (like that counts)

and some other [[shit nobody cares about]].

== The battle for lower self-esteem ==
On [[April 5]], [[2009]], 12:46 AM, a [[war]] was started between [[Kumizone]] members Nmn and [[Kawase]]. Currently, Nmn is [[win]]ning, with a slightly more degrading [[profile]] thanks to the power of the [[MediaWiki]] [[category]] system.
* nmn fires initial shot with <nowiki>[[Category:N00bs]]</nowiki>

== In Popular Culture ==
* In most [[movie]]s made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a [[trashcan]] with his [[laptop]]. He's likely also trying to [[Shit|drop a deuce]], which he spends 90% of his time doing.
* Nmn is also a way to refer to gay [[weeaboo]]s in [[Japanese]] culture.
* Nmn was referred to as a "[[George W. Bush]] in Progress" by [[the Onion]] News Network.

== Basement ==
nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of [[girls]] approximately 3 classrooms in size. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].

[[Category:N00bs]]
[[Category:Kumizonians]]

Eggman Empire

2009-04-05T17:26:33Z

Nmn:

The ''Eggman Empire'' is an [[empire]] that Eggman one day hopes to dictate. It is unknown if he has good intentions with the planet or not, but irregardless, he still wants it. ''Eggman Empire'' is also the name of the group of all people and buisinesses associated with Eggman or the expansion of the Eggman Empire. [[Meteo Tech]], [[Eggman's Ice cream]] and [[Egg Dish]] are among the many companies entitled to Eggman or his minions. Eggman's own base, could perhaps be considered a facility or business under the Eggman Empire. This could probably explain where Eggman gets most of his money to be building expensive and destructive machinery with. He probably also takes part of the revenue made by [[Club Rouge]], which technically isn't associated with Eggman at all. Using the Eggman Empire, Eggman has almost successfully gathered several buisinesses into one, effectively creating an Eggman Monopoly, so to speak. This monopoly apparently also has the power to interrupt TV brodcasts world wide to display [[commercial]]s and other messages from the Eggman Empire.

=== People in the Eggman Empire ===
*Dr. Eggman
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
*[[Rouge the Bat]]
*[[Kuri-san]]
*[[e-123 Omega]]
*[[Metal Sonic]]
*[[Tails Doll]]
*[[Mecha Knuckles]]
*[[Fang the Sniper]](Loyalty usually varies)
*[[Eggrobo]]s and other stupid robots

[[Category:Empires]]

Sig

2009-04-05T09:36:52Z

Nmn:

'''Sig''' is a very quiet dude in [[Puyo Puyo]]. He doesn't care about much other than bugs, but our researchers have shown a Rider x Sig [[hentai]] would be extremely [[hawt]] so they suggest he gets with [[Rider]].

Sig was part of a demon or something. The [[evil]] parts were locked away in a book. Also he has a big ass red claw for a left arm and nobody is quite sure why but it probably has to do with the fact that he comes from a frickin' demon.

{{Puyo characters}}

Sig

2009-04-05T09:36:30Z

Nmn: Created page with ''''Sig''' is a very quiet dude in Puyo Puyo. He doesn't care about much other than bugs, but our researchers have shown a Rider x Sig hentai would be extremely hawt s...'

Rider

2009-04-05T09:32:40Z

Nmn:

{{Short}}

'''Rider''' is a shy girl with a second set of jugs on her head and is in love with [[Sig]]. She is an expert [[Tetris]] player but [[sucks]] at [[Puyo]].

Like all shy females, she's extremely [[horny]] and probably wants to do just about every other person she's come into contact with, including the females. However, according to [[fanart]], she'd settle for just [[Sig]] instead. What are you gonna do, right?

== Appearances ==

*[[Tetris]]

{{Puyo characters}}

Feli

2009-04-05T09:29:06Z

Nmn:

'''Feli''' is a totally delicious [[loli]] from the [[Puyo Puyo]] series. Feli wants to get with [[Lemres]] but he refuses to allow any [[sex|fucking]]. Actually, he doesn't make out either.

= Relations with Other Characters =
Feli is quite the bitch. As with any bitch, she has a lot of social encounters.

== Lemres ==
Some might think Lemres is silly for not accepting such [[hot ass]]. Lemres is actually trying to sexually starve Feli into a state where she can't control herself, then force her into [[Amitie]].

== Klug ==
[[Klug]] as you know is intelligent. He would never avoid [[loli|delicious loli ass]]. However, Feli, being a woman, fails to accept anyone but '[[the one]]' and totally [[cock block|cock blocks]] Klug out of a relationship. He doesn't even get a one-night stand.

[[Category:Puyo characters]]
[[Category:Pages containing NSFW text]]

Feli

2009-04-05T09:28:23Z

Nmn: Created page with ''''Feli''' is a totally delicious loli from the Puyo Puyo series. Feli wants to get with Lemres but he refuses to allow any fucking. Actually, he doesn't make...'

Selflink

2009-04-05T08:57:22Z

Nmn:

{{Short}}
[[Self Link|Self Links]] suck. Seriously, they do.

== See Also ==
[[Self Reference]]

[[Self Link]]