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Minosuki

2009-07-25T17:38:42Z

Missingno255: Improved on it slightly

{{Short|[[July 24]], [[2009]]}}

'''Minosuki''', also known as '''Kath''' and '''House''' and likes to call herself '''Konata''' and '''Tsukasa''', is a [[crazy]] [[girl]] who seems to refuse to reveal her age (really 4 years old). She believes in some outlandish theories like [[Popoi]] being female, demands that [[PPFR]] have a story centred on [[Rulue]] but which does not involve the slightest trace of [[Minotauros]], attacked [[Wikipedia]] by [[failing]] at the [[Look at the tits on this!]] meme, and invited her crazy friend [[Erry]] into the [[Puyo Nexus]] [[IRC]], only for her to be kicked by [[Hernan]] and be flamed by [[awesome]] people.

4chan

2009-07-04T23:05:50Z

Missingno255: Forgot to add the tag!

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/b/ also know the "random" board on [[4chan]] is full of many nice things that are full of win.
Most of the [[shit]] that appears on /b/ happens to be an instant [[meme]]! But of course some things turn out to be full of [[EPIC FAIL]]. This is one of the few boards or 4chan that doesn't have any [[fucking]] rules.

4chan

2009-07-04T23:04:26Z

Missingno255: Created page with '/b/ also know the "random" board on 4chan is full of many nice things that are full of win. Most of the shit that appears on /b/ happens to be an instant meme! But of...'

/b/ also know the "random" board on [[4chan]] is full of many nice things that are full of win.
Most of the [[shit]] that appears on /b/ happens to be an instant [[meme]]! But of course some things turn out to be full of [[EPIC FAIL]]. This is one of the few boards or 4chan that doesn't have any [[fucking]] rules.

Character-killing conspiracy theory

2009-06-06T21:29:04Z

Missingno255:

'''The Cream conspiracy theory''' is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly the titular [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.

Some other characters this conspiracy aims to kill include:
*[[Vanilla the Rabbit]]
*[[Big the Cat]]
*[[The Chaotix]], including [[Espio the Chameleon]], [[Charmy the Bee]] and [[Vector the Crocodile]]
*the [[Chao]]

== History ==
This is a history of events that prove the conspiracy to actually be happening. Observe below and become absorbed under our rule while I go get a [[soda]] or something:

=== Big is attacked! ===
In [[Sonic Adventure 2: Battle]], 99.9% of Big's [[random]] and pointlessly [[hilarious]] [[cameo]]s were [[remove]]d. In addition he was replaced by a [[stupid]] [[Dark Chao]] in [[multiplayer]] mode, causing more frustration to [[Action Replay]] [[hacker]]s and their inability to play as the [[Dark Chao Walker|damn thing]] outside of 2P mode. Adding more insult to Big's injury was the lack of any other changes from the [[Dreamcast]] original besides structural changes in the [[Chao Garden]]s.

=== [[Team Rose]]: SEGA's little [[in-joke]]s... ===
In [[Sonic Heroes]], Cream and Big formed Team Rose with [[Amy Rose]]. They served as a [[tutorial]] team, leading to a pestering by [[Omochao]] (who tells you [[Eggman]] and [[Cornelia]] made love to each other). This could be a sign of what SEGA thinks of all three of these characters. It could also tell us though that Big is a [[pimp]]ing [[paedophile]] with some [[lust]] for prepubescent and adolescent children. Almost as bad as Robotnik's little [[Pingas]] [[scandal]] waay back when. Aahh those were the days...

=== [[SADX]] =/= good port... ===
NO WAY! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS: Here's a big [[Fuck You]] to SEGA for not making Cream's [[model]] in [[Sonic Adventure DX]] the same format as the other characters'. Would it have hurt you too much, SEGA. HOW CAN I MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND?!

=== FIND THE [[COMPUTER ROOM]]! ===
AHA! AHA! AHA! HEY [[Shadow the Hedgehog|SHADOW]] LETS GO FOR A LITTLE [[RIDE]]! AHA! AHA! AHA! Sound familiar? If so, You've probably played [[Shadow the Hedgehog (game)|Shadow the Hedgehog]], or just like listening to [[Blackarms Studios]] productions. Either way, it brought insult to the Chaotix. Also insulting was the ability to shoot Cream after finding her, and harm numerous innocent Chao as well, while Amy would just sit there and watch you murder her [[best friend]] (and I swear you can hear [[Popcorn]] crunching, too).

=== The Olympics suck: Toad > SEGA ===
Don't plan on sponsoring next years' [[Beijing Olympics]] without protest sings, [[pitchfork]]s and [[torch]]es! Cream, Big, Epsio, Charmy, and even poor [[Toad]] were turned into stupid annoying referees for the Olympics. It is very insulting when you can find that they otherwise made the game perfect, complete with a [[Ronald McDonald]] [[happy meal]] [[PROMOTIONS!|prrrrrrrrrrromotion]]. There was so much [[shit]] backing this games promises it wasn't funny. But it was a let down. [[Epic fail]] for SEGA dissing on Toad.

=== [[Crikey]]! Bossy Aussie makes a [[malicious]] appearance. ===
Threatening Cream the most is the appearance of [[Marine the Raccoon]], a character with an eerily similar appearance to our poor neglected friend. The damn bitch is most likely to annoy you through out the duration of the game, and was likely created to actually take Cream's place for the game. It's also sad that now people have forgotten all about Cream X Blaze from [[Sonic Rush]] in favor of a more twisted Blaze X Marine. More [[bullshit]] is that this little evil thing got a [[Sonic Channel]] page BEFORE [[Captain Whisker]].

== That's horrible! How can we stop this?! ==
Well, my friend, there are only three tools that we can use now to save our beloved friends from certain doom in the scrap heap.

'''The Protest, The Riot, and the Strike'''

Strike against games that don't have Cream! Repel games that don't give love to Big! Protest! Kill anybody who buys these shitty games on opening day! Start a mass riot at your local Best Buy! We must defeat these monsters!

WE MUST FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THESE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS!

In pain~ In need~ They come flocking to my cauldron crying-*bricked*

My point is... join me dammit, and let us cause the greatest uproar SEGA has ever seen... MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAA~!

and one more thing....

'''''KILL THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!!'''''

[[Category:SEGA conspiracy theories]]

Mozilla Firefox

2009-05-25T19:45:43Z

Missingno255: More sarcasm for your Firefox

'''Mozilla Firefox''' (Also known as Mozilla Jesusfox)was a web browser inspired by [[Jesus]]. Now defunct, it made it up to version 0.3. Due to an error in versioning, the releases thus far have appeared with the minor version number as the major version number - for example, Firefox 0.1 was known as Firefox 1.0 and Firefox 0.3 was known as 3.0.

Firefox is widely known for having the most badass collection of plugins and addons the world has ever seen - not because they're fancy, but because they do things that couldn't be done in any other browser at the time. (So it's not like an [[Opera]] situation where you're stuck with [[Basketball]] and no [[IRC]] support.) For this, every year one day is spent to salute it's successes. However, Firefox was recently overtaken by [[Google Chrome]].

== Key features ==
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]]
* [[Google]] is the [[default]] [[search engine]]
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]]
* Has an [[infinity|infinitely]] extensible [[GUI]]
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]]
* Browses [[porn]] without getting viruses
* [[Not]] [[Internet Explorer]]

== Shortcomings ==
* [[Not]] [[Google Chrome]]

[[Category:Web browsers]]

User:Missingno255

2009-05-25T02:11:49Z

Missingno255: Created page with 'Because I'm awesome like that.'

Because I'm [[awesome]] like that.