Compile Worlds - User contributions [en]

Pingas

2009-04-01T10:56:40Z

Hayate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyM1UGD8sqM

Click it. You know you want to >:)

List of Tetris characters

2009-04-01T10:43:59Z

Hayate:

This is a '''list of all characters''' occurring in Tetris games. (At least, ones that mattered. Meaning [[tetris]].) To see which characters are in which games, see [[Table of characters and games]]. To see a visual representation of characters' relationships, see [[Character relationship graph]]. To see non-official characters, see [[List of character mods]].

*[[Happy Appy]]
*[[Felicopter]]

*[[L-block]]
*[[J-block]]
*[[S-block]]
*[[Z-block]]
*[[I-block]]
*[[T-block]]
*[[O-block]]

*[[Unidentified object]]

As you may have noticed, there is only one+9 character in tetris.

[[Category:Characters|*]]

User:Keiji

2009-03-19T20:50:41Z

Hayate: lolwut

Keiji, also known as Hayate, Rob, iNVERTED and bobxp (but bobxp was a n00b) is an autistic 19-year-old who lives in Britain. He'd rather live in some place like Australia, <s>but hey, at least Britain is better than America</s> since Britain's government is now even more fucked up than America's.

Keiji has finally gotten through secondary school at [[wikipedia:TBGS|TBGS]], having studied A-levels in Further Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry. Ideally, he would have taken Computing or, failing that, Technology instead of Chemistry, but the school had a few problems with their timetabling. But who cares about that? He's now in university at Exeter. At least, he would be if they'd give him any work to do!

== Projects ==
Keiji has had many many projects over the years. He is the lead programmer for [[Team Ikaria]]. He managed to get C to work recently, which was a massive breakthrough. However, he has decided to concentrate solely on [[Project Nanako]] using pure C, SDL and OpenGL now.

== Mathematical curiousities ==
Hayate has been interested in lots of mathematical things for years. A few of the most prominent are concepts about [http://teamikaria.com/hd/ multi-dimensional geometry], [[wikipedia:Conway's Game of Life|Conway's Game of Life]], infinity, and strange sequences.

== Anime ==
Hayate is a huge fan of most things Japanese, noticeably [[wikipedia:anime|anime]]. So far, he's watched or is watching <s>the following</s> [http://myanimelist.net/animelist/IkariKeiji everything here].

[[Category:People]]

Nanako

2009-01-21T23:53:09Z

Hayate: /* Art */

'''Nanako''' is that awesome little box sitting under [[Hayate]]'s bedside table. Her job is dishing up random files both throughout his house and all over the [[internet]], and sometimes providing a little processing power.

== Art ==
Nanako art is slow but sure to appear. You can find all official Nanako art [http://teamikaria.com/share.php?tags=nanako on TI Share]. In addition, here's some fanart:

*[http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/gaia_bobble/NanakoCNF.jpg Fever style] - drawn and vectored by [[SleepyKiks]]

== Appearances ==
*[[Project Nanako]]
*[http://puyonexus.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=829 Puyo Puyo Fever Redux]

== External links ==
[http://nanako.teamikaria.com/ Nanako]

[[Category:Awesomesauce]]

Category:Days of the year

2009-01-21T06:02:04Z

Hayate: New page: Category:Events

[[Category:Events]]

Event:February 18

2009-01-21T06:01:35Z

Hayate:

{{Short}}

'''Official T Day''', occuring on [[February 18th]] of the Earth year, marks the founding of Kumizone. The website was created as an effort to document humor by four people, but two of them ditched the site the next day. After a while, Kumizone was completely abandoned. However, it makes its return in preparation for the T Day of [[2009]].

[[Category:Days of the year]]

Monday

2009-01-21T05:55:29Z

Hayate: Redirecting to The week#Missing Monday

#redirect [[The week#Missing_Monday]]

Hayate

2009-01-21T05:15:32Z

Hayate: Hayate moved to Keiji

#REDIRECT [[Keiji]]

Wood

2008-07-15T02:31:25Z

Hayate: created page

How much '''wood''' would a [[wood chuck]] chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? That, my [[friend]]s, is the [[question]].

It may be helpful to know that wood is [[harvest]]ed from [[tree]]s.

[[Category:Materials]]

Number:3

2008-07-15T02:25:42Z

Hayate: add

'''Three''' is the most common [[magic number]]. Because it is so [[awesome]], [[some guy]] even said it was [[THE]] magic number, as in, [[the one to rule them all]].

Three is a [[crap]]py approximation to [[pi]], but [[Time Cube|some retards]] go as far as to say that three is actually just [[four]] in disguise.

== Well known occurrences of Three ==
*There are three letters in all good [[acronym]]s.
*There are three [[kana]] in all good [[Japanese]] [[name]]s.
*There are either three or four [[element]]s in every [[game]] which uses them, unless said game is called [[Pokémon]] in which case it has [[over 9000]].
*There are three rivals in all rivalries. For example, [[Nintendo]], [[Microsoft]] and [[Sony]]; [[Sonic]], [[Knuckles]] and [[Shadow]]; [[AIM]], [[MSN]] and [[Gtalk]] (YIM doesn't count cause it [[sucks]]).
*There are three [[dimension]]s in the [[real world]].
*There are three [[direction]]s on the [[internets]]: [[back]], [[forward]] and [[up]]. [[You]] cannot go [[down]].
*There are three letters in all [[decent]] [[file extension]]s; oh wait, that's an [[oxymoron]] because file extensions are [[retarded]] and therefore cannot be decent.
*There are three [[Country|countries]] worth visiting. These are [[Japan]], [[Germany]] and [[Australia]]. Everywhere else in the world has something wrong with its government [[for some reason]].
*There are three [[formatting code]]s. These are [[bold]], [[italic]] and [[underline]]. [[Strikeout]] is just a [[decoration]].
*There are three main [[material]]s: [[plastic]], [[metal]] and [[wood]].

[[Category:Magic numbers]]

Over 9000

2008-07-15T02:21:03Z

Hayate: Redirecting to OVER 9000

#redirect [[OVER 9000]]

300 Multiple Choices Company

2008-07-15T02:14:42Z

Hayate: created page

'''300 Multiple Choices Company''' creates [[handy]] and [[Annoying|not-so-handy]] pages full of possibly [[scam|relevant links]] on a [[web page]]. Usually, there are not [[300]] choices in such a page, but we will aspire to eventually produce one just for [[you]].

== Three Hundred Multiple Choices ==

#[[3]]
#[[Hundred]]
#[[Multiple Choice]]s
#[[Company]]
#...

[[Category:Companies]]

Category:Disambiguation pages

2008-07-15T02:10:14Z

Hayate: New page: Category:Organization

[[Category:Organization]]

Template:Disambig

2008-07-15T02:10:04Z

Hayate:

<blockquote>''This [[disambiguation page]] was brought to you by the [[300 Multiple Choices Company]].''</blockquote>

[[Category:Disambiguation pages]]

E3

2008-07-15T02:07:01Z

Hayate: created page

To the [[mathematician]]s, it is [[20.1]].

To the [[hacker]]s, it is [[227]].

To the [[physicist]]s, it is something to do with [[curvature]].

To the [[gamer]]s, it is the [[Electronic Entertainment Expo]].

To everyone else, it is yet to be assigned.

{{disambig}}

Archival

2008-06-30T00:24:55Z

Hayate:

'''Archival''' is the process of recording anything [[funny]] or [[awesome]] for all [[eternity]].

It is also the Fourth [[Pillar of Kumizone]].

Archival is usually done simply by documenting an [[event]] right here on [[Kumizone]]. However, there may be other ways to archive stuff.

== Good places to find archives ==
*Here
*The [http://teamikaria.com/story/?archive one word story archive]
*The [http://nanako.teamikaria.com/vocaloid/ Vocaloid song collection]

[[Category:Pillars of Kumizone]]

Number:1073741824

2008-06-29T23:23:45Z

Hayate: lol i suck

{{Short}}

'''1073741824''' is, currently, the highest power of 2 which [[Hayate]] has memorized. It is 2<sup>30</sup>.

[[Category:Numbers]]

Number:416

2008-06-29T23:21:08Z

Hayate: add

{{Short}}

'''416''' is a [[number]] that tends to [[spontaneous]]ly appear [[everywhere]].

== Sightings ==
*[[Sukisho]]
*Some song of length 4:16
*The bottom of a Puyo Puyo board when running in double size
*A number plate which said V416 [[FAP]], amusingly enough (yes, this is real)

[[Category:Numbers]]

Suiseiseki

2008-05-19T19:41:46Z

Hayate: update

{{Image|http://teamikaria.com/dl/HgJLIzKemi1qSGvw7QkyGj7danEFkIJFQxPbQAZ3xz99_gMU.jpg|You'd never believe it, but<br />this cute, shy doll has the<br />[[power]] to conquer the<br /><s>world</s> house.|http://teamikaria.com/dl/TFf-1CtDwzFgO_lSSdjeGuIyU9MKsLGTRi-b5WtVMf3jMlk2.jpg}}

{{Short}}

'''Suiseiseki''' is the third (but most [[awesome]]) [[Rozen Maiden]]. She is most well-known for ending her sentences with ~[[desu]], and occasionally declares all-out [[war]].

Suiseiseki also [[won]] the 2006 Anime Saimoe Tournament.

<br clear="all" />
{{Hierarchy|6|2|5|1}}

[[Category:Awesomesauce]]

You

2008-05-19T19:23:14Z

Hayate:

'''You''' are [[awesome]] and made of [[win]], which is why, at this exact moment in [[Internet]] [[history]], you are reading [[The Second Best Page In The Universe|this page]]. If you are [[Maddox]], then you are even more awesome. However, if you are a [[/b/tard]], then discard the first sentence and [[drat]] off.

Assuming you are not a /b/tard, we encourage you to read more of [[Kumizone]] and share the [[random]]ness. In fact, you <s>can even [[Help:Creating an account|create an account]] for free [[ED|without having to go nag someone]] over [[IRC]]</s> can't create an account, because we had to disable registrations due to [[spammer]]s.

Do make the best of your life and don't become a [[Suicide|suicidal]] [[emo]] [[retard]].

{{Hierarchy|8|3|0|3}}

[[Category:Awesomesauce]]

Neptunial calendar

2008-05-19T05:20:22Z

Hayate:

{{Awesome}}

'''The week''' is the official calendar of [[the Neptune]]. There are [[13]] days in each pair of two consecutive weeks, one having [[six]] and the other [[seven]] days. There are 4,630 of these pairs, known as ''fortnights'', in a ''year'', as the Neptune's year, which is split into 463 ten-fortnight ''months'', is 60,190 days long.

== Days of the week ==
=== Missing Monday ===
''Missing Monday'' only occurs in every other week, hence the name. It is therefore rarely Missing Monday, so nothing important happens on these days. Thankfully for us [[lazy sod]]s, but bad for [[business]], it is not a day of rest, which is the main reason for almost every missed [[deadline]] [[evar]].

=== Happy Tuesday ===
''Happy Tuesday'' is happy. All good things are said to have first happened on a Happy Tuesday. For example, [[xm3smps Anniversary Edition]] was released on [[April Fools' Day]], [[2008]], which was a Happy Tuesday.

=== Fanficnesday ===
''Fanficnesday'' is the second most fun day (next to Caturday) and the second happiest day (next to Happy Tuesday) of the week, and as such many perceive it to be [[the best]] day of the week. Every Fanficnesday, the [[Kumizonian]] ritual of fanfiction-reading is practiced [[all across the Neptune]].

=== Fursday ===
''Fursday'' is the evil day of the week. Originally Thursday, yet still evil, it was invaded by [[furry|furries]] and stolen from [[Satan]], who now resides in the past and can only be visited using the [[TARDIS]] or, if it even exists, another time-traveling device. Furries are actually not evil themselves, and blame their unfortunate [[leopard failure]] at being pushed into the week's evil day for their [[fursecution]].

=== Firry Friday ===
''Firry Friday'' was originally ''Furry Friday''. The aforementioned furries were driven out of Firry Friday by their arch-nemeses, the [[firry|firries]]. This [[epic event]] occured on the Last Thursday.

=== Caturday ===
''Caturday'' is the official day of rest and worship to [[Ceiling Cat]] and has been so ever since [http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1 Genesis]. Caturdays typically consist of creating, posting and [[repost]]ing [[image macro]]s of [[cat]]s. Non-believers are commonly known to place the emphasis in the middle, instead posting [[ugly]] pictures of [[Crap|turds]].

=== Bunday ===
''Bunday'' is the day of [[Usagi|bunnies]]. As it is less famous than Caturday, it is the second day of rest and used as a wind-down period for calmly posting bunnies after the wild, epic Caturday threads.

[[Category:Awesomesauce]]
[[Category:Information]]

Log:Arch Coda example text

2008-05-18T01:08:59Z

Hayate: created page

This is the text version of the [[Arch Coda]] example game.

== Page 1 ==

A Lighter [[Π]]
Hey Blighter Pipe
Pay Bleater Pike
Repay Bleeper Spike
Relay Bleepier Spiker
Rely Sleepier Spikier
Relied Sleeper Spicier
Belied Sleeps Spicy
Belies Slaps Slicy
Bellies Claps Sluicey
Wellies Clasps Sluice
Woolies Clamps Loose
Woolly Clams Lose
Whirly Crams Ooze
Wheely Creams Booze
Thiele Screams Whose
Really Screens Shoes
Rally Screened Shows
Galley Screen Knows
Golly Scream Nosy
Holly Stream Cosy
Holy Streak Dozy
Hole Streaker Doze
[[Hill Striker Rose]]
Bill Strike Wrote
Bile Stride Rotor
Dial Tried Motor
Dire Ride Boater
Tyre I'd Boaster
Tighter I Toaster!
Fighter Thigh Toasty

== Page 2 ==

Toasty Tards Rocks Don
[[Toastcard|Toast Cards]], Rock On
Roast Guards Sock In
Most Shards Suck Gin
Mast Sharks Sud Shin
Amassed Barks Spud Fin
Aghast Backs Sped Fill
[[Avast]] Lacks Speed, Fool!
Vast Larks Seed Pool
Last Laughs Need Poll
List Paths, Nerd, Lol!
Fist Parse Word Lock
Pissed Arse Bird Cock
Missed Class - Blurred Clock
Mister Glass Bled Clocks
Minster Glassed, Blast, Brassed, Browsed, Browse
Minister Brown Bred Flocks
Sinister Crown Bed Flicks
Canister Drown Said Fix
Banister Down Dead Kicks
Banish [[Noon Bread]], Miss!
Vanish Noob - Read This!
Varnish Boob Rod Piss
Tarnish Bob Rob Pill
Tardish Boss Gob Phil
[[Tardis]] Box Gone Full

[[Category:Arch games]]

Arch Coda

2008-05-18T00:47:17Z

Hayate:

'''Arch Coda''' is an [[Arch game]] involving [[coda]].

== Typical rules ==
*Add, remove or change 1 coda.
*No repeats.
*Must be an [[English]] [[word]].
*First player who cannot move [[The Game|loses]].

== Examples ==
As a [[product of boredom]], [[Hayate]] and [[Mucleus]] played a two-page Arch Coda game sometime during [[May 2008]]. This became a [[CAR game]], leading to much [[win]] and most importantly, the [[discovery]] of the [[toastcard]], a great find for [[the Neptune]].

*[http://teamikaria.com/dl/a0OJEvVY1J27VW2vVwcmwN2rJBo900DSsN4cL0F1uyJWderM Page 1]
*[http://teamikaria.com/dl/BjicDGyaNniVLO101WvEPs_QAXnLBXi-gcw4f6M_JBwEJYPq Page 2]
*[[Arch Coda example text|Text version]]

[[Category:Arch games]]

English

2008-05-18T00:19:00Z

Hayate:

{{Short}}

'''English''' is the [[stupid]]est language [[ever]]. However, this is always a [[good]] thing when it comes to [[parody]], such as [[word game]]s, especially [[Arch Coda]] which gave rise to the [[toastcard]].

[[Category:Languages]]

Keitai Denjuu Telefang

2008-05-18T00:11:32Z

Hayate: lolwut

{{Image|http://teamikaria.com/dl/u9vNq-Wrdye1aDkPmS2tgmsIfCofVX0Ba0NW0PS-lUliS5Fj.jpg|Boxart of the pirate <br />translation.|http://teamikaria.com/dl/zRRQrmEbZADk7RwuqHrE768CGJM6m55LSuLOBAkqBTbIpQBF.jpg}}

'''Keitai Denjuu Telefang''', otherwise just called '''Telefang''' because the actual name is [[too long]], was a [[Japanese]]-only [[game]] until it was translated by some [[crazy]] [[pirate]]s whose [[English]] skills are about as good as [[Hayate]]'s Japanese (in other words, they shouldn't have [[bother]]ed).

Anyway, the English pirate was sold titled [[Pokémon]] Diamond and Jade, [[for some reason]], but you probably already figured that out cos [[everyone]] always looks at the picture first.

The game seems to be all about [[Nonsense|calling monsters]], but I have no clue why.

[[Category:Pirate games]]

Template:Perfect

2008-05-18T00:07:00Z

Hayate:

<div style="width:100%; background-color:#FE6; vertical-align:top; color:#000; text-align:justify; margin-top:5px;">
{{RoundBoxTop|#FE6}}
<div style="padding: 0px 5px;">
<span style="margin: 0px 18px;">http://teamikaria.com/images/wiki/crown.png</span>This page is '''awesome'''. If you edit it, you'll probably just make it worse, so don't.
</div>
{{RoundBoxBottom|#FE6}}
</div>

[[Category:Awesome pages<noinclude>|µ</noinclude>]]

Number

2008-05-17T23:57:19Z

Hayate: /* Important numbers */ add

'''Numbers''' are [[awesome]].

== Important numbers ==
*[[-1]]
*[[0]]
*[[0.2]]
*[[1]]
*[[√2]]
*[[√3]]
*[[2]]
*[[√5]]
*[[e]]
*[[3]]
*[[Pi]]
*[[√10]]
*[[4]]
*[[5]]
*[[6]]
*[[7]]
*[[8]]
*[[9]]
*[[10⅔]]
*[[13]]
*[[15]]
*[[42]]
*[[100]]
*[[416]]
*[[666]]
*[[777]]
*[[1089]]
*[[1124]]
*[[1337]]
*[[2008]]
*[[9001]]
*[[1073741824]]
*A [[googol]]
*[[Infinity]]

[[Category:Numbers|*]]

Nine thousand one

2008-04-01T20:00:25Z

Hayate: Redirecting to 9001

#redirect [[9001]]

All across the Neptune

2008-04-01T19:44:40Z

Hayate: Redirecting to All Across the Neptune

#redirect [[All Across the Neptune]]

Leopard failure

2008-04-01T19:07:47Z

Hayate: Redirecting to Fail

#redirect [[Fail]]

Number:7

2008-04-01T18:28:37Z

Hayate:

{{Image|http://teamikaria.com/dl/C9oOSQQ3EMTWsErS0ik15hMqoz8lU2kuIjusb8eZrGlQKDMs.png|What happened to [[eleven]]?|http://teamikaria.com/dl/UQkp1lOBYJtz_vurvvgMEQN-WHvxC0YiyScMrdF_DvzAPZm_.png}}

'''Seven''', otherwise known as '''7''' but definitely not [[007]], is the second most common [[magic number]] after [[three]], which it is sometimes [[confused]] with.

== Well known occurrences of Seven ==

*There are seven [[Dragonball]]s in [[Dragonball Z]].
*There are seven [[Chaos Emerald]]s in every damn [[Sonic]] game. [[Everybody]] knows that the [[Initial failure|first one]] left one out by [[accident]].
*There are seven [[continents]] in the world.
*There are seven days in [[the week]].
*There are seven useful keys on a [[keyboard]]. These are [[Escape]], [[CAPS LOCK]], [[Flag]], [[Print Screen]], [[Break]], [[Return]] and [[F9]]. But none allow you to actually type.
*There are seven letters in the word [[awesome]].
*[[You]] can count up to seven things subconsciously and immediately just by looking at them.
*[[Nana]] is [[Japanese]] for seven, and is also the name of the best damn character from [[Elfen Lied]], cause [[Lucy]] [[died]].
*There are seven [[colour]]s in the [[rainbow]].
*[[God]] created [[the world]] in seven days, but he didn't rest on the seventh like everyone thinks. Instead, he spent this last day confusing everyone about [[religion]].
*In base [[ten]], seven is the only one-digit number whose multiples are unpredictable. This is why base ten [[sucks]].

[[Category:Magic numbers]]

Fail

2008-04-01T18:14:43Z

Hayate:

{{Image|http://teamikaria.com/dl/HKa6OuquRsH9uQ2uPR92ZEnuo8l6XUlUwYy-PWe--PdljyWD.png|[[Hayate]] failed so damn<br />badly in trying to attract<br />[[/b/]]'s attention by<br />posting this that there's<br />no choice but to class<br />it as leopard fail.|http://teamikaria.com/dl/d8-BgjeuWiZNIVndKv1h9M4xgZDnHvM1kCQWaZmowZqD7fZo.png}}

{{Short}}

'''Fail''' is the [[phenomenon]] caused by lack of [[win]]. Fail falls into three categories: fail, epic fail and leopard fail. ''Fail'' often arises when [[you]]'re doing it [[wrong]], ''epic fail'' is usually caused by overlooking the [[obvious]], and ''leopard fail'' occurs from being so damn [[unlucky]] that, not only do you lose [[the game]], but the chances of a flip in spacetime causing your brain to teleport to [[the Neptune]] are higher.

[[Category:Fail|*]]

The Game

2008-03-21T20:33:47Z

Hayate:

{{Image|http://teamikaria.com/dl/zynIit46e1wWyMFxOBxBSQRkiS-9ZmzKKqOBtG46AGmXbnnP.png|And so have [[you]].|http://teamikaria.com/dl/pi5DtAR2bKoFEqEZJPI88P_EaauO-INBtBjkrNYBNTtDoYt1.png}}

<blockquote style="font-size: 24px; line-height: 30px;">
1. [[You]] are playing The Game.<br />
2. Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.<br />
3. Loss must be announced.<br />
Retro 3. Knowledge of The Game is the only thing required to play it.</blockquote>

== Analysis ==
The game has been deemed somehow [[awesome]] but cannot be [[wine]]d as it is ''[http://teamikaria.com/story/archive/28.html not winable]''.

== The Secret Rule and Strategy ==
[[Somebody]] decided that in order to lose The Game by thinking about it, you must first have not been thinking about it for ten consecutive minutes. By thinking with [[portal]]s, [[Mucleus]] discovered that the strategy of not losing The Game is to try to think about it constantly.

== External links ==
http://losethegame.com/

[[Category:Games]]

The game

2008-03-20T17:27:22Z

Hayate: Redirecting to The Game

#redirect [[The Game]]

Portal

2008-03-20T17:27:05Z

Hayate: created page

A '''portal''' does nothing on its own, but in pairs (''portal pairs''), they allow any object, including [[you]], to move into one and out of the other with the same speed.

'''Portal''' also refers to [[the game]] in which you must think with portals. The reward for this game is delicious [[cake]].

A ''portal puzzle'' is a thread commonly posted on [[imageboard]]s where people try to solve a [[puzzle]] using portals. They are usually subtle and vague, to encourage [[humor]].

[[By the way]], this page contains a whopping 2 [[alliterations]].

[[Category:Awesomesauce]]

User:Hayate

2008-03-14T05:36:56Z

Hayate: Redirecting to Hayate

#redirect [[Hayate]]

Category:Good things

2008-02-26T06:42:01Z

Hayate: New page: Category:Content

[[Category:Content]]

Touching

2008-02-26T06:41:45Z

Hayate:

{{Short}}

According to [[Nintendo]] (and therefore [[definitely]]), '''touching''' is [[good]]. Other than that, [[nobody]] really knows what touching is all about, but Nintendo says it's good, so it must be good.

[[On the other hand]], it's [[gay]] if [[ball]]s are touching, except for [[dragonball]]s.

[[Category:Good things]]

Neptune

2008-02-26T06:38:13Z

Hayate: Redirecting to The Neptune

#redirect [[The Neptune]]

Call

2008-02-26T06:22:18Z

Hayate: Redirecting to Keitai Denjuu Telefang

#redirect [[Keitai Denjuu Telefang]]

Ghostbusters

2008-02-26T06:16:03Z

Hayate:

{{Image|http://teamikaria.com/dl/o2C_aaeH1XQXih2rU51OoLhl156R2Z4XQDNWdCsq_T1Xpj3v.png|Ghostbusters!|http://teamikaria.com/dl/1eDQVPbBj82EuPMwArVo8tpJLLHBHT1ivkp0403uth8fSwk_.png}}

'''Ghostbusters''' has an [[Awesomesauce|awesome]] [[theme song]] and [[for some reason]] is [[hate]]d by [[/b/]].

Performing the five-hit Ghostbusters [[combob]] on /b/ seems impossible. Perhaps it should be [[prize]]worthy.

The Ghostbusters are the guys you [[call]] when there's [[something]] [[strange]] in the [[neighborhood]]...

These are the guys you call when there's something [[weird]] and it don't look [[good]]...

Ghostbusters are well known for, well, [[rockbuster|busting]] [[ghost|ghosts]]... They have a couple of [[awesome]] [[movies]] with [[definitely|possibly]] one of the best [[theme song]]s [[evar]]!
''[[Everyone]]'' knows the [[lyrics]] to the theme song, even [[your mom]].

Recently it has become apparent that the Ghostbusters are the [[antithesis]] of [[4chan]] (thus making them our [[allies]]) as any posts containing them are almost instantly [[banhammer|hunted down]]...

[[Nobody]] knows why this is just yet, but we have our top [[Kumizonian]] [[researcher]]s on the case trying to find out [[moar]]!

[[Category:Combobbable stuff]]

Combob

2008-02-23T23:38:58Z

Hayate: zomg typo

A '''combob''' is a [[meem]] referring to a series of related posts, either well-known or just simply fitting [[obviously]].

Combobs are usually performed, or attempted to be performed, on very popular [[forum]]s and [[imageboard]]s, as the popularity makes it more difficult to [[succeed]], especially with [[long]]er combobs, thus, the best combobs are as long as possible and are pulled off in the most popular places.

== Successful combobs ==

*This 6-hit combob was completely unplanned and was scored in the [[one word story]] game:

{{Quote|clocks sounds spooly and spinny and drizzly and frizzly and frazzly and puzazly and i combo breaker for!|http://teamikaria.com/story/archive/27.html|one word story #27}}

[[Category:Humor]]
[[Category:Meems]]

Running away

2008-02-23T21:51:57Z

Hayate: Redirecting to Run away

#redirect [[Run away]]

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2008-02-23T21:45:29Z

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Run away

2008-02-23T21:24:01Z

Hayate: New page: {{Short}} When advised to '''run away''', you should get out as fast as possible and as far as possible, hopefully to another planet, especially the Neptune. Not leaving m...

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When advised to '''run away''', you should get out as [[fast]] as possible and as [[far]] as possible, hopefully to another [[planet]], especially [[the Neptune]]. Not leaving may [[indeed]] cause negative effects on your end.

[[Category:Advice]]

Ones teh ban

2008-02-22T21:49:07Z

Hayate: created page

'''Ones teh ban''' is a [[meem]] referring to a [[ban]] which is completely [[ridiculous]] for one of the following reasons:

*it was undeserved
*it was long [[late|overdue]]
*the person being banned intended to be banned.

[[Hayate]] is well known for having [[collect]]ed ones teh bans of the third type over several years between [[2002]] and [[2005]]. Afterwards, he decided it wasn't worth the [[effort]] and that being [[respect]]able was a [[success|much better idea]].

[[Category:Meems]]

List of things which are over 9000

2008-02-22T21:40:47Z

Hayate: New page: == Things which are over 9000 == *Goku's power level *9001

== Things which are over 9000 ==

*[[Goku]]'s [[power level]]
*[[9001]]

Imageboard

2008-02-22T21:14:35Z

Hayate:

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An '''imageboard''' is a [[phenomenon|difficult concept]] to explain...

Essentially it is a board on which users can post [[porn|images]]. Oh, I guess it wasn't that difficult to explain after all...

Famous imageboards include, but are not limited to: [[2chan]], [[4chan]], [[7chan]], [[iichan]] and of course the best of all [[Kawachan]].

It is a well known fact that if it is [[someone]]'s [[sex]]ual [[fetish]], there is an [[imageboard]] for it. Yes, even for your bizarre "[[What has been seen|<span style="background-color:#CCC; color:#CCC;">400lbs hermaphrodite midget having sex with his mother while his father watches and participates in a bukkake orgy all over the midget and his mother</span>]]" fetish. [[You]] sick, sick person...

[[Category:Information]]

What has been seen

2008-02-22T21:06:41Z

Hayate: New page: {{Short}} '''What has been seen''' can never be unseen, as our good friend Serious Cat informs us.

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'''What has been seen''' can [[never]] be unseen, as our good friend [[Serious Cat]] informs us.

Category:Time

2008-02-21T21:37:17Z

Hayate: New page: Category:Stuff that nobody cares about

[[Category:Stuff that nobody cares about]]

Right now

2008-02-21T21:36:43Z

Hayate: New page: {{Short}} When is '''right now'''? Too late, you missed it! Every time you try to imagine right now, you can't, because the moment you did, time has moved on. Confuse...

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When is '''right now'''? Too late, you missed it! Every time you try to [[The Game|imagine right now]], you can't, because the moment you did, [[time]] has [[moved on]]. Confused? Good! Because this page makes [[Gibberish|no sense whatsoever]].

[[Category:Time]]