User:Nmn - Revision history

Keiji: Rewrite. Yes, this is ALL of the content of this page that was worth keeping. All of it.

2012-05-14T21:48:59Z

Rewrite. Yes, this is ALL of the content of this page that was worth keeping. All of it.

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-	<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats ~~N00b~~ Kumizonian ~~Pedo~~]]>	+	<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Kumizonian Programmer]]>
-	~~{{Image\|~~[~~http://teamikaria~~.~~com/dl/gqNG1U0NKC6NrtTZ6dc2oK15B58iSUSEVX65z8Z7sL4i1hbv~~.~~jpg <~~[~~bsmQaDBFfKh5QHtEHGUVKJfib-GbHbHcU4v7hidL7sdfAyYq~~]>]~~\|Despite his grey hair~~ and~~<br/> feminine appearence,~~ He ~~managed <br~~/~~> to get through gradeschool~~.}}	+	'''nmn''', commonly thought to stand for '''not my name''', real name '''John White Chadwick''', is a [[programmer]] from the [[USA]] who claims that all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal]] [[fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built piece of crap. Sounds quite like [[Keiji]], though we can all agree that nmn is the better programmer. Like all programmers worth their salt, he also likes [[kittens]] and [[loli\|lolis]]. He knows [[C/C++]], [[PHP]], [[Javascript]] and [[XHTML]] (like that counts).

-	'''Nmn''', [[also known as]] '[[that one]] [[fag]] with a lock gray hair', is a [[parody]] of [[programmer]]s. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built [[piece of shit]].	+	Currently, Nmn's [[hiring]] for lolis. If you have what it takes, hope you can find his [[e-mail]], because the [[FBI]] would have it if it were posted here. Needless to say, the FBI has Nmn's e-mail address.
-		+
-	~~Nmn is a 15-year-old who currently resides in the [[United States]], in a [[shithole]] state called [[Michigan]]. He [[Fat\|weighs too much]] and likes [[kittens]] and [[loli\|lolis]]~~	+
-		+
-	~~== Languages ==~~	+
-	~~Nmn supports generating [[crap]] into the following languages.~~	+
-	* [[C/C++]]	+
-	* [[PHP]]	+
-	* [[Javascript]]	+
-	* [[XHTML]] (like that counts)	+
-		+
-	~~and some other [[shit nobody cares about]].~~	+
-		+
-	~~== The battle for lower self-esteem ==~~	+
-	~~On [[April 5]], [[2009]], 12:46 AM, a [[war]] was started between [[Kumizone]] members Nmn and [[Kawase]].~~ Currently, Nmn ~~is [[win]]ning, with a slightly more degrading [[profile]] thanks to the power of the [[MediaWiki]] [[category]] system.~~	+
-	* nmn fires initial shot with <nowiki>[[Category:N00bs]]</nowiki>	+
-		+
-	~~== In Popular Culture ==~~	+
-	* In most [[movie]]s made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a [[trashcan]] with his [[laptop]]. He's ~~likely also trying to~~ [[~~Shit\|drop a deuce~~]]~~, which he spends 90% of his time doing.~~	+
-	* Nmn is also a way to refer to gay [[weeaboo]]s in [[Japanese culture]].	+
-	* Nmn was referred to as a "[[George W. Bush]] in Progress" by [[the Onion]] News Network.	+
-		+
-	~~== Basement ==~~	+
-	~~{{Image\|[http://teamikaria.com/dl/F2W5upbNn4m6j_o0g6JzlWpk3e8wbbohi2I6nMp-zj-bsrrG.png <[Sxf5-FKXBB7bM2wV_sNGBHciDJuYEw870nNN8Bu776CekaxJ]>]\|All of the virgins left in his basement.}}~~	+
-	nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].	+
-		+
-	~~Currently, Nmn's hiring~~ for lolis. If you have what it takes, hope you can find his e-mail, because the FBI would have it if it were posted here. Needless to say, the FBI has Nmn's e-mail address.	+
	<!-- Geek Lolis, Email Me! :D not.nmn@gmail.com -->		<!-- Geek Lolis, Email Me! :D not.nmn@gmail.com -->
-		+	In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at [[deceiving]] me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.
-	In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at deceiving me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.	+

Keiji at 22:01, 10 February 2011

2011-02-10T22:01:26Z

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		+	<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats N00b Kumizonian Pedo]]>
	{{Image\|[http://teamikaria.com/dl/gqNG1U0NKC6NrtTZ6dc2oK15B58iSUSEVX65z8Z7sL4i1hbv.jpg <[bsmQaDBFfKh5QHtEHGUVKJfib-GbHbHcU4v7hidL7sdfAyYq]>]\|Despite his grey hair and<br/> feminine appearence, He managed <br/> to get through gradeschool.}}		{{Image\|[http://teamikaria.com/dl/gqNG1U0NKC6NrtTZ6dc2oK15B58iSUSEVX65z8Z7sL4i1hbv.jpg <[bsmQaDBFfKh5QHtEHGUVKJfib-GbHbHcU4v7hidL7sdfAyYq]>]\|Despite his grey hair and<br/> feminine appearence, He managed <br/> to get through gradeschool.}}

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	In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at deceiving me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.		In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at deceiving me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.
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-	~~[[Category:N00bs]]~~
-	~~[[Category:Kumizonians]]~~
-	~~[[Category:Pedos]]~~

Keiji at 00:33, 14 March 2010

2010-03-14T00:33:37Z

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	[[Category:N00bs]]		[[Category:N00bs]]
-	[[Category:~~Awesome~~ Kumizonians]]	+	[[Category:Kumizonians]]
		+	[[Category:Pedos]]

Keiji: /* Basement */

2009-08-10T01:15:41Z

Basement

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	== Basement ==		== Basement ==
-	{{Image\|http://~~upload~~.~~wikimedia.org~~/~~wikipedia~~/~~commons/thumb/8/89/Lolicon_Sample~~.png~~/250px~~-~~Lolicon_Sample.png~~\|All of the virgins left in his basement.~~\|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png~~}}	+	{{Image\|[http://teamikaria.com/dl/F2W5upbNn4m6j_o0g6JzlWpk3e8wbbohi2I6nMp-zj-bsrrG.png <[Sxf5-FKXBB7bM2wV_sNGBHciDJuYEw870nNN8Bu776CekaxJ]>]\|All of the virgins left in his basement.}}
	nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].		nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].

Keiji at 01:11, 10 August 2009

2009-08-10T01:11:24Z

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-	{{Image\|http://~~i44.tinypic~~.com/~~mruvyh~~.jpg\|Despite his grey hair and<br/> feminine appearence, He managed <br/> to get through gradeschool.~~\|http://i41.tinypic.com/34so41e.jpg~~}}	+	{{Image\|[http://teamikaria.com/dl/gqNG1U0NKC6NrtTZ6dc2oK15B58iSUSEVX65z8Z7sL4i1hbv.jpg <[bsmQaDBFfKh5QHtEHGUVKJfib-GbHbHcU4v7hidL7sdfAyYq]>]\|Despite his grey hair and<br/> feminine appearence, He managed <br/> to get through gradeschool.}}

	'''Nmn''', [[also known as]] '[[that one]] [[fag]] with a lock gray hair', is a [[parody]] of [[programmer]]s. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built [[piece of shit]].		'''Nmn''', [[also known as]] '[[that one]] [[fag]] with a lock gray hair', is a [[parody]] of [[programmer]]s. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built [[piece of shit]].

Nmn: /* Basement */ fix breaking

2009-06-23T00:30:33Z

Basement: fix breaking

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	== Basement ==		== Basement ==
-	{{Image\|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png/250px-Lolicon_Sample.png\|All of the virgins left~~<br/>~~in his basement.\|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png}}	+	{{Image\|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png/250px-Lolicon_Sample.png\|All of the virgins left in his basement.\|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png}}
	nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].		nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].

Nmn: moar stuff

2009-06-23T00:25:43Z

moar stuff

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		+	{{Image\|http://i44.tinypic.com/mruvyh.jpg\|Despite his grey hair and<br/> feminine appearence, He managed <br/> to get through gradeschool.\|http://i41.tinypic.com/34so41e.jpg}}
		+
	'''Nmn''', [[also known as]] '[[that one]] [[fag]] with a lock gray hair', is a [[parody]] of [[programmer]]s. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built [[piece of shit]].		'''Nmn''', [[also known as]] '[[that one]] [[fag]] with a lock gray hair', is a [[parody]] of [[programmer]]s. He wants to be a programmer but all of his attempts to develop a program end up in a [[brutal fight]], [[nothing]], or a half-built [[piece of shit]].

-	Nmn is a 15-year-old who currently resides in the [[United States]], in a [[shithole]] state called [[Michigan]]. He [[Fat\|weighs too much]] and likes [[kittens]] and [[loli\|lolis]].	+	Nmn is a 15-year-old who currently resides in the [[United States]], in a [[shithole]] state called [[Michigan]]. He [[Fat\|weighs too much]] and likes [[kittens]] and [[loli\|lolis]]

	== Languages ==		== Languages ==
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	== Basement ==		== Basement ==
		+	{{Image\|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png/250px-Lolicon_Sample.png\|All of the virgins left<br/>in his basement.\|http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/Lolicon_Sample.png}}
	nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].		nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].
		+
		+	Currently, Nmn's hiring for lolis. If you have what it takes, hope you can find his e-mail, because the FBI would have it if it were posted here. Needless to say, the FBI has Nmn's e-mail address.
		+	<!-- Geek Lolis, Email Me! :D not.nmn@gmail.com -->
		+
		+	In addition, it is unknown whether Nmn himself is actually part of the FBI. One day, someone asked if he was and all he could say was "Oh my goodness! What if I AM? Son of a bitch, I'm really good at deceiving me..." Later on, it was found that he wasn't kidding, he actually really was that stupid.

	[[Category:N00bs]]		[[Category:N00bs]]
	[[Category:Awesome Kumizonians]]		[[Category:Awesome Kumizonians]]

Keiji: I think you qualify for awesomeness after getting Kumizone to 300 articles

2009-04-25T13:22:34Z

I think you qualify for awesomeness after getting Kumizone to 300 articles

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	[[Category:N00bs]]		[[Category:N00bs]]
-	[[Category:Kumizonians]]	+	[[Category:Awesome Kumizonians]]

Keiji: /* In Popular Culture */

2009-04-18T01:26:27Z

In Popular Culture

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	== In Popular Culture ==		== In Popular Culture ==
	* In most [[movie]]s made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a [[trashcan]] with his [[laptop]]. He's likely also trying to [[Shit\|drop a deuce]], which he spends 90% of his time doing.		* In most [[movie]]s made in the United States, you can see Nmn inside of a [[trashcan]] with his [[laptop]]. He's likely also trying to [[Shit\|drop a deuce]], which he spends 90% of his time doing.
-	* Nmn is also a way to refer to gay [[weeaboo]]s in [[Japanese]] ~~culture~~.	+	* Nmn is also a way to refer to gay [[weeaboo]]s in [[Japanese culture]].
	* Nmn was referred to as a "[[George W. Bush]] in Progress" by [[the Onion]] News Network.		* Nmn was referred to as a "[[George W. Bush]] in Progress" by [[the Onion]] News Network.

Keiji: more clarified

2009-04-07T15:44:02Z

more clarified

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	== Basement ==		== Basement ==
-	nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of [[girls]] ~~approximately 3 classrooms in size~~. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].	+	nmn's [[basement]] is a [[zoo]] of approximately 3 classrooms' worth of [[girls]]. [[Apparently]], the [[ice cream truck]]s do the trick. He fits in at least 3 a day with a [[complex]] [[scheduling]] [[system]] and sometimes has [[guest]]s, but they all say it's [[too big]].

	[[Category:N00bs]]		[[Category:N00bs]]
	[[Category:Kumizonians]]		[[Category:Kumizonians]]