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Keiji: /* Days of the week */

2011-08-22T23:54:56Z

Days of the week

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	:''Fanficnesday'' is the second most fun day (next to Caturday) and the second happiest day (next to Happy Tuesday) of the week, and as such many perceive it to be [[the best]] day of the week. Every Fanficnesday, the [[Kumizonian]] ritual of fanfiction-reading is practiced [[all across the Neptune]].		:''Fanficnesday'' is the second most fun day (next to Caturday) and the second happiest day (next to Happy Tuesday) of the week, and as such many perceive it to be [[the best]] day of the week. Every Fanficnesday, the [[Kumizonian]] ritual of fanfiction-reading is practiced [[all across the Neptune]].
	;Fursday		;Fursday
-	:''Fursday'' is the evil day of the week. Originally Thursday, yet still evil, it was invaded by [[furry\|furries]] and stolen from [[Satan]], who now resides in the past and can only be visited using the [[TARDIS]] or, if it even exists, another [[~~Mario's Time Machine\|~~time-traveling device]]. Furries are actually not evil themselves, and blame their unfortunate [[leopard failure]] at being pushed into the week's evil day for their [[fursecution]].	+	:''Fursday'' is the evil day of the week. Originally Thursday, yet still evil, it was invaded by [[furry\|furries]] and stolen from [[Satan]], who now resides in the past and can only be visited using the [[TARDIS]] or, if it even exists, another [[time-traveling device]]. Furries are actually not evil themselves, and blame their unfortunate [[leopard failure]] at being pushed into the week's evil day for their [[fursecution]].
	;Firry Friday		;Firry Friday
	:''Firry Friday'' was originally ''Furry Friday''. The aforementioned furries were driven out of Firry Friday by their arch-nemeses, the [[firry\|firries]]. This [[epic event]] occured on the Last Thursday.		:''Firry Friday'' was originally ''Furry Friday''. The aforementioned furries were driven out of Firry Friday by their arch-nemeses, the [[firry\|firries]]. This [[epic event]] occured on the Last Thursday.

Keiji at 08:43, 22 August 2011

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	{{Selfref\|This page was renovated by a user under the influence of [[the Adventures of Batman and Robin]] [[soundtrack]].}}		{{Selfref\|This page was renovated by a user under the influence of [[the Adventures of Batman and Robin]] [[soundtrack]].}}
	{{Lol hackers\|[[March 24]], [[2009]]}}		{{Lol hackers\|[[March 24]], [[2009]]}}

Keiji: merge

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merge

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		+	{{Selfref\|This page was renovated by a user under the influence of [[the Adventures of Batman and Robin]] [[soundtrack]].}}
	{{Lol hackers\|[[March 24]], [[2009]]}}		{{Lol hackers\|[[March 24]], [[2009]]}}
-	{{~~Quote\|We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower Scientology and crash land on the Neptune.~~\|[~~http://kawachan.org/dyn/story/9.html one word story #9~~]}}	+	{{Awesome\|[[May 19]], [[2008]]}}

-	''~~'The Neptune''' is a~~ [[~~Kumizonian~~]]~~'s home~~. ~~It is usually arrived at by~~ [[~~running away~~]] or [[~~crash landing~~]], ~~especially after arguments about~~ [[~~operating systems~~]].	+	:''In the beginning, there was [[One Word Story]]. And One Word Story said, "Let there be [[lulz]]." And the Lulz ensued, and through some stroke of [[luck]] -- no, [[destiny]] -- [[A Certain Scientific Railgun\|a certain <s>scientific</s> line]] appeared, [[one ring to rule them all\|one line to rule them all]], to gain [[fame]] and [[prosperity]].''
		+	:''“We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower [[Scientology]] and crash land on the Neptune.”''
		+	::—The Book of Retro-Kumizone

-	~~Also known as planet~~ ''~~Enuten~~'', ~~The~~ Neptune is the setting for [[Nanako~~: Rule the World~~]]. ~~Or is it?~~ Kei keeps changing the plot for that game.	+	There were various interpretations of this prophetic scripture, and for a long time it was believed that '''The Neptune''' was a [[Kumizonian]]'s home or refuge. However, there has more recently arisen a much more appropriate refuge, namely, [[Satan's Rocket]]. Whether or not this rocket is destined to crash land on the Neptune itself is open to interpretation.
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		+	''Running away'' after engaging in an argument about [[operating systems]] was said to be the number one cause for the very first inhabitants of the Neptune. There have also been various rumours that the Neptune itself would don a [[false identity]], as ''Planet Enuten'', and become the setting for [[Project Nanako]]. However, Kei keeps changing the plot for that game...
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		+	:''When advised to '''run away''', you should get out as [[fast]] as possible and as [[far]] as possible, hopefully to another [[planet]], especially [[the Neptune]]. Not leaving may [[indeed]] cause negative effects on your end.''
		+	::—The Book of Retro-Kumizone
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		+	[[User:Keiji\|Someone]] once claimed that the Neptune had its own [[theme song]]. However, it was retarded, and the uprising was quickly vanquished.
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		+	== The Neptunial Calendar ==
		+	'''The week''' is the official calendar of [[the Neptune]]. There are [[19]] days in each ''fortnight'', which contains three weeks, two having [[six]] and the other [[seven]] days. There are [[13]] of these fortnights ([[247]] days) in a ''month'', and [[363]] months ([[89,661]] days) in a ''year''. However, as the Neptune's year is actually only 89660.3605 Neptunial days long, the last day (leap day) is excluded whenever the day count becomes at least half a day more than this number times the year count; this phenomenon is dubbed the ''Missing Bunday''. One Neptunial day is 0.6713 [[Earth]]en days, making a year about 245.5 Earthen years.
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		+	The [[epoch]] of the Neptunial calendar is the Earthen [[Official T Day]], [[2008]]. In the Neptunial calendar, this is 000/000/000 (in YYY/MMM/DDD format) as Neptunial date numbering starts at [[zero]]. Events that are commonly celebrated annually on Earth are monthly on the Neptune.
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		+	An example translation of a date to the Neptunial calendar is 2009/04/02 16:20:13 which becomes 000/002/247 32:50:74 - hours, minutes and seconds are all decimal and range from 00 to 99.
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		+	=== Days of the week ===
		+	;Missing Monday
		+	:''Missing Monday'' only occurs in every third week, hence the name. It is therefore rarely Missing Monday, so nothing important happens on these days. Thankfully for us [[lazy sod]]s, but bad for [[business]], it is not a day of rest, which is the main reason for almost every missed [[deadline]] [[evar]].
		+	;Happy Tuesday
		+	:''Happy Tuesday'' is happy. All good things are said to have first happened on a Happy Tuesday. For example, [[xm3smps Anniversary Edition]] was released on [[April Fools' Day]], [[2008]], which was a Happy Tuesday.
		+	;Fanficnesday
		+	:''Fanficnesday'' is the second most fun day (next to Caturday) and the second happiest day (next to Happy Tuesday) of the week, and as such many perceive it to be [[the best]] day of the week. Every Fanficnesday, the [[Kumizonian]] ritual of fanfiction-reading is practiced [[all across the Neptune]].
		+	;Fursday
		+	:''Fursday'' is the evil day of the week. Originally Thursday, yet still evil, it was invaded by [[furry\|furries]] and stolen from [[Satan]], who now resides in the past and can only be visited using the [[TARDIS]] or, if it even exists, another [[Mario's Time Machine\|time-traveling device]]. Furries are actually not evil themselves, and blame their unfortunate [[leopard failure]] at being pushed into the week's evil day for their [[fursecution]].
		+	;Firry Friday
		+	:''Firry Friday'' was originally ''Furry Friday''. The aforementioned furries were driven out of Firry Friday by their arch-nemeses, the [[firry\|firries]]. This [[epic event]] occured on the Last Thursday.
		+	;Caturday
		+	:''Caturday'' is the official day of rest and worship to [[Ceiling Cat]] and has been so ever since [http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1 Genesis]. Caturdays typically consist of creating, posting and [[repost]]ing [[image macro]]s of [[cat]]s. Non-believers are commonly known to place the emphasis in the middle, instead posting [[ugly]] pictures of [[Crap\|turds]].
		+	;Bunday
		+	:''Bunday'' is the day of [[Usagi\|bunnies]]. As it is less famous than Caturday, it is the second day of rest and used as a wind-down [[period]] for calmly posting bunnies after the wild, epic Caturday threads.

Keiji at 15:46, 11 February 2011

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	{{Lol hackers\|[[March 24]], [[2009]]}}		{{Lol hackers\|[[March 24]], [[2009]]}}
	{{Quote\|We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower Scientology and crash land on the Neptune.\|[http://kawachan.org/dyn/story/9.html one word story #9]}}		{{Quote\|We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower Scientology and crash land on the Neptune.\|[http://kawachan.org/dyn/story/9.html one word story #9]}}
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	Also known as planet ''Enuten'', The Neptune is the setting for [[Nanako: Rule the World]]. Or is it? Kei keeps changing the plot for that game.		Also known as planet ''Enuten'', The Neptune is the setting for [[Nanako: Rule the World]]. Or is it? Kei keeps changing the plot for that game.
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Keiji at 14:50, 29 December 2010

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	'''The Neptune''' is a [[Kumizonian]]'s home. It is usually arrived at by [[running away]] or [[crash landing]], especially after arguments about [[operating systems]].		'''The Neptune''' is a [[Kumizonian]]'s home. It is usually arrived at by [[running away]] or [[crash landing]], especially after arguments about [[operating systems]].

-	Also known as planet ''Enuten'', The Neptune is the setting for [[Nanako: Rule the World]].	+	Also known as planet ''Enuten'', The Neptune is the setting for [[Nanako: Rule the World]]. Or is it? Kei keeps changing the plot for that game.

	[[Category:Planets orbiting Sol]]		[[Category:Planets orbiting Sol]]
	[[Category:Awesomesauce]]		[[Category:Awesomesauce]]

Keiji at 16:08, 25 July 2010

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	Also known as planet ''Enuten'', The Neptune is the setting for [[Nanako: Rule the World]].		Also known as planet ''Enuten'', The Neptune is the setting for [[Nanako: Rule the World]].

-	[[Category:Planets]]	+	[[Category:Planets orbiting Sol]]
	[[Category:Awesomesauce]]		[[Category:Awesomesauce]]

Keiji at 20:38, 25 July 2009

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	'''The Neptune''' is a [[Kumizonian]]'s home. It is usually arrived at by [[running away]] or [[crash landing]], especially after arguments about [[operating systems]].		'''The Neptune''' is a [[Kumizonian]]'s home. It is usually arrived at by [[running away]] or [[crash landing]], especially after arguments about [[operating systems]].

-	Also known as planet ''Enuten'', The Neptune is the setting for [[~~Project~~ Nanako]].	+	Also known as planet ''Enuten'', The Neptune is the setting for [[Nanako: Rule the World]].

	[[Category:Planets]]		[[Category:Planets]]
	[[Category:Awesomesauce]]		[[Category:Awesomesauce]]

Keiji at 20:13, 25 July 2009

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	{{Quote\|We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower Scientology and crash land on the Neptune.\|[http://kawachan.org/dyn/story/9.html one word story #9]}}		{{Quote\|We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower Scientology and crash land on the Neptune.\|[http://kawachan.org/dyn/story/9.html one word story #9]}}

Keiji at 14:03, 21 April 2009

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-	{{Quote\|We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower Scientology and crash land on the Neptune.\|[http://~~teamikaria~~.~~com~~/dl/~~bBSm8_LO6DE5Vfi6tEOsbmqSc7_i40p3jKqVCLhlDPWIbVr4~~.html one word story #9]}}	+	{{Quote\|We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower Scientology and crash land on the Neptune.\|[http://kawachan.org/dyn/story/9.html one word story #9]}}

	'''The Neptune''' is a [[Kumizonian]]'s home. It is usually arrived at by [[running away]] or [[crash landing]], especially after arguments about [[operating systems]].		'''The Neptune''' is a [[Kumizonian]]'s home. It is usually arrived at by [[running away]] or [[crash landing]], especially after arguments about [[operating systems]].

Keiji at 13:55, 21 April 2009

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-	{{Quote\|We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower Scientology and crash land on the Neptune.\|http://teamikaria.com/dl/bBSm8_LO6DE5Vfi6tEOsbmqSc7_i40p3jKqVCLhlDPWIbVr4.html\|one word story #9}}	+	{{Quote\|We cannot forget. We cannot forgive. We are legion. We will overpower Scientology and crash land on the Neptune.\|[http://teamikaria.com/dl/bBSm8_LO6DE5Vfi6tEOsbmqSc7_i40p3jKqVCLhlDPWIbVr4.html one word story #9]}}

	'''The Neptune''' is a [[Kumizonian]]'s home. It is usually arrived at by [[running away]] or [[crash landing]], especially after arguments about [[operating systems]].		'''The Neptune''' is a [[Kumizonian]]'s home. It is usually arrived at by [[running away]] or [[crash landing]], especially after arguments about [[operating systems]].