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'''The King''' of [[Hyrule]] is..well, the [[monarch|king]] [[what it says on the tin|of Hyrule]]. He is nameless, being featured only in the [[CD-i]] Zelda games. Presumably, he is the [[father]] of [[Princess Zelda]]. He's a pretty bad king, because he wonders about [[dinner]] and tells [[Link|his bois]] that <s>[[boredom]]</s>peace is what all true [[warrior]]s strive for instead of actually helping. He also likes to [[sail]] his [[ship]]s in the [[morning]]. Oh, and don't try to commit [[treason]] or [[anarchy]] against him, or you'll [[baw|have to scrub all the floors in Hyrule]] without [[mercy]]. He may be in cahoots with the [[Squadalah Guy]], but don't tell anyone we said that.

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