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	'''Sonic R''' was [[SEGA]]'s [[Number:3\|third]] attempt at making a racing game with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] trying to capitalize on [[Mario]]'s mascot racing [[bandwagon]]. Unlike every other Sonic racing game, it features no form of [[vehicle]]s what so ever, so therefore, [[Sonic shorts\|it doesn't suck]]...other than that clunky [[Jeep]] [[Amy Rose]] is forced to drive. It's content is very limited, and the low-poly models show signs of extreme laziness, such as [[Eggman]] having paper thin arms. [[Sonic Fandom\|Some people]] want to argue that it's the shittiest Sonic game ever made, like all the other racing games, but [[you\|we all]] know what [[Sonic Prototype 360\|the real candidate for the shittiest Sonic game]] is.		'''Sonic R''' was [[SEGA]]'s [[Number:3\|third]] attempt at making a racing game with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] trying to capitalize on [[Mario]]'s mascot racing [[bandwagon]]. Unlike every other Sonic racing game, it features no form of [[vehicle]]s what so ever, so therefore, [[Sonic shorts\|it doesn't suck]]...other than that clunky [[Jeep]] [[Amy Rose]] is forced to drive. It's content is very limited, and the low-poly models show signs of extreme laziness, such as [[Eggman]] having paper thin arms. [[Sonic Fandom\|Some people]] want to argue that it's the shittiest Sonic game ever made, like all the other racing games, but [[you\|we all]] know what [[Sonic Prototype 360\|the real candidate for the shittiest Sonic game]] is.

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<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Sonic_series video_game]]>
'''Sonic R''' was [[SEGA]]'s [[Number:3|third]] attempt at making a racing game with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] trying to capitalize on [[Mario]]'s mascot racing [[bandwagon]]. Unlike every other Sonic racing game, it features no form of [[vehicle]]s what so ever, so therefore, [[Sonic shorts|it doesn't suck]]...other than that clunky [[Jeep]] [[Amy Rose]] is forced to drive. It's content is very limited, and the low-poly models show signs of extreme laziness, such as [[Eggman]] having paper thin arms. [[Sonic Fandom|Some people]] want to argue that it's the shittiest Sonic game ever made, like all the other racing games, but [[you|we all]] know what [[Sonic Prototype 360|the real candidate for the shittiest Sonic game]] is.

== Characters ==
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
*[[Tails]]
*[[Knuckles the Echidna]]
*[[Amy Rose]]
*[[Dr. Eggman]]
*[[Metal Sonic]]
*[[Tails Doll]](!)
*[[Mecha Knuckles]]
*[[Egg Robo]]
*[[LOL]]SUPERSONIC
*<s>[[FGF Arcade|Blaze the Cat]]</s>

== Courses ==
;Resort Island
:Typical for most first levels in a Sonic game, it has a predominant tropical theme to it. [[Can You Feel the Sunshine]] of this overly happy course yet?
;Radical City
:Not to be confused with [[Radical Highway]], this course has a highway theme regardless. Supposedly, you're [[Living in the City]] here, but there aren't really a whole lot of buildings here...
;Regal Ruin
:The only course with two 'R's in it's name, you go [[Back in Time]] to an ancient echidna ruin, complete with random Knuckles and [[Chaos Emerald]] hieroglyphs. Wait, what's that Egg Robo doing here then...?
;Reactive Factory
:This factory level is probably a lazy excuse for an [[Eggman's Base]] theme, but it doesn't really seem all that Eggmany. It's also home to one of the most easily exploitable programming errors in the game. What is it, you ask? You'll have to [[Work it Out]] yourself.
;Radiant Emerald
:That's right, you too can be a [[Diamond in the Sky]] on this blatant [[Rainbow Road]] rip-off. Or, if you're all [[Super Sayian|sparkly-desu and golden colored]], you can just come here for some [[Super Sonic Racing]].

If you finish all of the above courses in first place, you're my [[Number 1]] and you also unlock Eggman. Congratulations, you won [[the game]]. Now go get all the Chaos Emeralds and Sonic Tokens you twat!

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