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	=== Draco's Story: Easy Mode ===		=== Draco's Story: Easy Mode ===
-	Draco, of course is in favor of Satan's disastrous plan, as it gives her an opportunity to flaunt off her magnificent(?) figure to Arle. After buying a new flaming [[red]] bikini, she sets out for a good sun-bathing spot. She runs into Skeleton T, who's futile attempts to make her join his hot [[tea ceremony]] [[fail]]. Next she meets an unconscious Harpy, who is about to die of heatstroke before Draco saves her with a spare canteen. Unfortunately, Harpy repays Draco with ~~an [[ear-rape\|ear-raping]]~~ song, to ~~which she must~~ escape. Finally, she makes it to the beach, only to find some creepy old guy in a [[speedo]] hanging around. After her long day, she finally finds the perfect spot; a rock, directly in the sunlight. Of course, Draco has the attention span of a [[goldfish]], not realizing the rock would be [[Fry-Guy\|too hot to touch]] and burns her ass on it, sending her skyrocketing into orbit, and right into Arle's face...	+	Draco, of course is in favor of Satan's disastrous plan, as it gives her an opportunity to flaunt off her magnificent(?) figure to Arle. After buying a new flaming [[red]] bikini, she sets out for a good sun-bathing spot. She runs into Skeleton T, who's futile attempts to make her join his hot [[tea ceremony]] [[fail]]. Next she meets an unconscious Harpy, who is about to die of heatstroke before Draco saves her with a spare canteen. Unfortunately, Harpy repays Draco with a song that just makes Draco's ears bleed, prompting her to try and escape. Finally, she makes it to the beach, only to find some creepy old guy in a [[speedo]] hanging around. After her long day, she finally finds the perfect spot; a rock, directly in the sunlight. Of course, Draco has the attention span of a [[goldfish]], not realizing the rock would be [[Fry-Guy\|too hot to touch]] and burns her ass on it, sending her skyrocketing into orbit, and right into Arle's face...

	=== Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode ===		=== Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode ===

Keiji at 20:42, 6 September 2011

2011-09-06T20:42:03Z

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	=== Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode ===		=== Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode ===
-	Arle can't take the heat, and recognizes Satan is up to something [[Sonic Says\|no good]] again, so once again, she and Carbuncle set out to foil his plans, starting with Draco, who still has a charred rear from the rock incident. Next, Arle meets Incubus, one of her creepy stalkers, just as his expensive [[make-up]] is melting off his face. Incubus tries to murder her afterwards, but fails. Arle thinks her troubles are over until Nohoho tries to smuggle her [[chickenpox]] infested [[curry]] and after Kikimora literally mops the floor with her. Next, she continues to be followed by another long series of weirdos. Finally she meets Witch, who's sleeping. She tries to sneak past, but Witch clutches her, obviously dreaming about something naughty. When she wakes up, they fight and move on. As Arle approaches [[Satan's Castle]], she fights her swordsman rivals, Lagnus the Brave (who is secretly smitten with Arle), and Schezo Wegey (Also smitten with Arle...'s [[cheese and onion pasties]]?). After dealing with Rulue's nonsense, she finally confronts Satan and turns off the [[DIAMONDS\|crystal]] ball... only to have Carbuncle inflate the sun again with his laser.	+	Arle can't take the heat, and recognizes Satan is up to something [[Sonic Says\|no good]] again, so once again, she and Carbuncle set out to foil his plans, starting with Draco, who still has a charred rear from the rock incident. Next, Arle meets Incubus, one of her creepy stalkers, just as his expensive [[make-up]] is melting off his face. Incubus tries to murder her afterwards, but fails. Arle thinks her troubles are over until Nohoho tries to smuggle her [[chickenpox]]-infested [[curry]] and after Kikimora literally mops the floor with her. Next, she continues to be followed by another long series of weirdos. Finally she meets Witch, who's sleeping. She tries to sneak past, but Witch clutches her, obviously dreaming about something naughty. When she wakes up, they fight and move on. As Arle approaches [[Satan's Castle]], she fights her swordsman rivals, Lagnus the Brave (who is secretly smitten with Arle), and Schezo Wegey (Also smitten with Arle...'s [[cheese and onion pasties]]?). After dealing with Rulue's nonsense, she finally confronts Satan and turns off the [[DIAMONDS\|crystal]] ball... only to have Carbuncle inflate the sun again with his laser.

	=== Schezo's Story: Hard Mode ===		=== Schezo's Story: Hard Mode ===
	Schezo decides that living in a cave just to stay [[cool]] kinda sucks, so he sets off to set Satan's [[You spin me right round\|record]] straight. Schezo starts off by meeting some of the stranger characters of the bunch, such as Kodomo <s>Goku</s>Dragon, Honey Bee, and Zoh, all of whom gang up on Schezo for no particular reason. Witch then claims she wants Schezo's [[clothes]], but everyone knows she wants [[blueberry muffin\|something more than that]]. Schezo then confronts his long-time rival Lagnus, who suddenly reverts back to chibi-form, much to Schezo's amusement. After partaking in his [[daily dose]] of [[not]]-child abuse, he runs into Arle, somehow avoiding the word "desire" completely. Just before Satan, he has a disturbing conversation with Rulue that makes even less sense than [[Tejina Mikuri]]'s [[Latin]] incantations. Schezo decides Satan's punishment is a [[bald spot]] on his forehead and a [[torture\|pummeling in the pitch-black darkness]].		Schezo decides that living in a cave just to stay [[cool]] kinda sucks, so he sets off to set Satan's [[You spin me right round\|record]] straight. Schezo starts off by meeting some of the stranger characters of the bunch, such as Kodomo <s>Goku</s>Dragon, Honey Bee, and Zoh, all of whom gang up on Schezo for no particular reason. Witch then claims she wants Schezo's [[clothes]], but everyone knows she wants [[blueberry muffin\|something more than that]]. Schezo then confronts his long-time rival Lagnus, who suddenly reverts back to chibi-form, much to Schezo's amusement. After partaking in his [[daily dose]] of [[not]]-child abuse, he runs into Arle, somehow avoiding the word "desire" completely. Just before Satan, he has a disturbing conversation with Rulue that makes even less sense than [[Tejina Mikuri]]'s [[Latin]] incantations. Schezo decides Satan's punishment is a [[bald spot]] on his forehead and a [[torture\|pummeling in the pitch-black darkness]].

Keiji: /* Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode */

2011-09-06T20:41:53Z

Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode

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	=== Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode ===		=== Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode ===
-	Arle can't take the heat, and recognizes Satan is up to something [[Sonic Says\|no good]] again, so once again, she and Carbuncle set out to foil his plans, starting with Draco, who still has a charred rear from the rock incident. Next, Arle meets Incubus, one of her creepy stalkers, just as his expensive [[make-up]] is melting off his face. Incubus tries to murder her afterwards, but fails. Arle thinks her troubles are over until Nohoho tries to smuggle her [[~~chicken-pox~~]] infested [[curry]] and after Kikimora literally mops the floor with her. Next, she continues to be followed by another long series of weirdos. Finally she meets Witch, who's sleeping. She tries to sneak past, but Witch clutches her, obviously dreaming about something naughty. When she wakes up, they fight and move on. As Arle approaches [[Satan's Castle]], she fights her swordsman rivals, Lagnus the Brave (who is secretly smitten with Arle), and Schezo Wegey (Also smitten with Arle...'s [[cheese and onion pasties]]?). After dealing with Rulue's nonsense, she finally confronts Satan and turns off the [[DIAMONDS\|crystal]] ball... only to have Carbuncle inflate the sun again with his laser.	+	Arle can't take the heat, and recognizes Satan is up to something [[Sonic Says\|no good]] again, so once again, she and Carbuncle set out to foil his plans, starting with Draco, who still has a charred rear from the rock incident. Next, Arle meets Incubus, one of her creepy stalkers, just as his expensive [[make-up]] is melting off his face. Incubus tries to murder her afterwards, but fails. Arle thinks her troubles are over until Nohoho tries to smuggle her [[chickenpox]] infested [[curry]] and after Kikimora literally mops the floor with her. Next, she continues to be followed by another long series of weirdos. Finally she meets Witch, who's sleeping. She tries to sneak past, but Witch clutches her, obviously dreaming about something naughty. When she wakes up, they fight and move on. As Arle approaches [[Satan's Castle]], she fights her swordsman rivals, Lagnus the Brave (who is secretly smitten with Arle), and Schezo Wegey (Also smitten with Arle...'s [[cheese and onion pasties]]?). After dealing with Rulue's nonsense, she finally confronts Satan and turns off the [[DIAMONDS\|crystal]] ball... only to have Carbuncle inflate the sun again with his laser.

	=== Schezo's Story: Hard Mode ===		=== Schezo's Story: Hard Mode ===
	Schezo decides that living in a cave just to stay [[cool]] kinda sucks, so he sets off to set Satan's [[You spin me right round\|record]] straight. Schezo starts off by meeting some of the stranger characters of the bunch, such as Kodomo <s>Goku</s>Dragon, Honey Bee, and Zoh, all of whom gang up on Schezo for no particular reason. Witch then claims she wants Schezo's [[clothes]], but everyone knows she wants [[blueberry muffin\|something more than that]]. Schezo then confronts his long-time rival Lagnus, who suddenly reverts back to chibi-form, much to Schezo's amusement. After partaking in his [[daily dose]] of [[not]]-child abuse, he runs into Arle, somehow avoiding the word "desire" completely. Just before Satan, he has a disturbing conversation with Rulue that makes even less sense than [[Tejina Mikuri]]'s [[Latin]] incantations. Schezo decides Satan's punishment is a [[bald spot]] on his forehead and a [[torture\|pummeling in the pitch-black darkness]].		Schezo decides that living in a cave just to stay [[cool]] kinda sucks, so he sets off to set Satan's [[You spin me right round\|record]] straight. Schezo starts off by meeting some of the stranger characters of the bunch, such as Kodomo <s>Goku</s>Dragon, Honey Bee, and Zoh, all of whom gang up on Schezo for no particular reason. Witch then claims she wants Schezo's [[clothes]], but everyone knows she wants [[blueberry muffin\|something more than that]]. Schezo then confronts his long-time rival Lagnus, who suddenly reverts back to chibi-form, much to Schezo's amusement. After partaking in his [[daily dose]] of [[not]]-child abuse, he runs into Arle, somehow avoiding the word "desire" completely. Just before Satan, he has a disturbing conversation with Rulue that makes even less sense than [[Tejina Mikuri]]'s [[Latin]] incantations. Schezo decides Satan's punishment is a [[bald spot]] on his forehead and a [[torture\|pummeling in the pitch-black darkness]].

Keiji at 20:41, 6 September 2011

2011-09-06T20:41:45Z

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	<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Puyo_series Well-puzzle Video_game]]>		<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Puyo_series Well-puzzle Video_game]]>
-	'''Puyo Puyo SUN''' is the third game in the [[Puyo series]]. It is the [[sequel]] of [[TSU]], though despite this, it cut down significantly on the amount of [[character]]s it contained. It also introduced the titular [[SUN ~~rule~~]]s, which make the almighty <s>[[Angry Sun\|Angry]]</s> [[Puyo Sun]] drop [[SUN Puyo]] on your perfectly laid out [[10]]-[[chain]]s, causing [[you]] [[epic\|many]] [[lulz\|headaches]]. It is also the first game in the series to allow you to choose a character during [[multiplayer]] matches, always a plus.	+	'''Puyo Puyo SUN''' is the third game in the [[Puyo series]]. It is the [[sequel]] of [[TSU]], though despite this, it cut down significantly on the amount of [[character]]s it contained. It also introduced the titular [[SUN rules]], which make the almighty <s>[[Angry Sun\|Angry]]</s> [[Puyo Sun]] drop [[SUN Puyo]] on your perfectly laid out [[10]]-[[chain]]s, causing [[you]] [[epic\|many]] [[lulz\|headaches]]. It is also the first game in the series to allow you to choose a character during [[multiplayer]] matches, always a plus.

	== Characters ==		== Characters ==
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	*[[Kodomo Dragon]]		*[[Kodomo Dragon]]
	*[[Choppun]]		*[[Choppun]]
-	*Exclusive to the [[~~Gameboy]] [[color~~]] version are [[Seriri]], [[Cait Sith]] and [[Scylla]](?).	+	*Exclusive to the [[Game Boy Color]] version are [[Seriri]], [[Cait Sith]] and [[Scylla]](?).

	== Story ==		== Story ==
-	SUN is the first game in the series to introduce multiple story-lines, carried about by three characters sorted by difficulty. The catalyst for all the stories however is the same: [[Satan]] decides he doesn't have enough [[boobies]], so he uses a [[~~green house gasses~~\|crystal ball]] to [[global warming\|inflate the sun]], thereby giving him a tan and attracting to himself many [[loli\|ladies]], all of which will be wearing [[bathing suit]]s due to the hot weather.	+	SUN is the first game in the series to introduce multiple story-lines, carried about by three characters sorted by difficulty. The catalyst for all the stories however is the same: [[Satan]] decides he doesn't have enough [[boobies]], so he uses a [[greenhouse gas\|crystal ball]] to [[global warming\|inflate the sun]], thereby giving him a tan and attracting to himself many [[loli\|ladies]], all of which will be wearing [[bathing suit]]s due to the hot weather.

	=== Draco's Story: Easy Mode ===		=== Draco's Story: Easy Mode ===
-	Draco, of course is in favor of Satan's disastrous plan, as it gives her an opportunity to flaunt off her magnificent(?) figure to Arle. After buying a new flaming [[red]] bikini, she sets out for a good sun-bathing spot. She runs into Skeleton T, who's futile attempts to make her join his hot [[tea ceremony]] [[fail]]. Next she meets an unconscious Harpy, who is about to die of heatstroke before Draco saves her with a spare canteen. Unfortunately, Harpy repays Draco with an [[ear-rape\|ear-~~rapping~~]] song, to which she must escape. Finally, she makes it to the beach, only to find some creepy old ~~fuck~~ in a [[speedo]] hanging around. After her long day, she finally finds the perfect spot; a rock, directly in the sunlight. Of course, Draco has the attention span of a [[goldfish]], not realizing the rock would be [[Fry-Guy\|too hot to touch]] and burns her ass on it, sending her ~~sky rocketing~~ into orbit, and right into Arle's face...	+	Draco, of course is in favor of Satan's disastrous plan, as it gives her an opportunity to flaunt off her magnificent(?) figure to Arle. After buying a new flaming [[red]] bikini, she sets out for a good sun-bathing spot. She runs into Skeleton T, who's futile attempts to make her join his hot [[tea ceremony]] [[fail]]. Next she meets an unconscious Harpy, who is about to die of heatstroke before Draco saves her with a spare canteen. Unfortunately, Harpy repays Draco with an [[ear-rape\|ear-raping]] song, to which she must escape. Finally, she makes it to the beach, only to find some creepy old guy in a [[speedo]] hanging around. After her long day, she finally finds the perfect spot; a rock, directly in the sunlight. Of course, Draco has the attention span of a [[goldfish]], not realizing the rock would be [[Fry-Guy\|too hot to touch]] and burns her ass on it, sending her skyrocketing into orbit, and right into Arle's face...

	=== Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode ===		=== Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode ===
-	Arle can't take the heat, and recognizes Satan is up to something [[Sonic Says\|no good]] again, so once again, she and Carbuncle set out to foil his plans, starting with Draco, who still has a charred rear from the rock incident. Next, Arle meets Incubus, one of her creepy stalkers, just as his expensive [[make-up]] is ~~[[OH SHIT!\|~~melting off his face]]. Incubus tries to murder her ~~afterwords~~, but fails. Arle thinks her troubles are over until Nohoho tries to smuggle her [[chicken-pox]] infested [[curry]] and after Kikimora literally mops the floor with her. Next, she continues to be followed by another long series of weirdos. Finally she meets Witch, who's sleeping. She tries to sneak past, but Witch clutches her, obviously dreaming about ~~[[sex\|~~something~~]] [[blueberry muffin\|~~naughty]]. When she wakes up, they fight and move on. As Arle approaches [[Satan's Castle]], she fights her swordsman rivals, Lagnus the Brave (who is secretly smitten with Arle), and Schezo Wegey (Also smitten with Arle....'s [[cheese and onion pasties]]?). After dealing with Rulue's ~~[[bullshit]]~~, she finally confronts Satan and turns off the [[DIAMONDS\|crystal]] ball....only to have Carbuncle inflate the sun again with his laser.	+	Arle can't take the heat, and recognizes Satan is up to something [[Sonic Says\|no good]] again, so once again, she and Carbuncle set out to foil his plans, starting with Draco, who still has a charred rear from the rock incident. Next, Arle meets Incubus, one of her creepy stalkers, just as his expensive [[make-up]] is melting off his face. Incubus tries to murder her afterwards, but fails. Arle thinks her troubles are over until Nohoho tries to smuggle her [[chicken-pox]] infested [[curry]] and after Kikimora literally mops the floor with her. Next, she continues to be followed by another long series of weirdos. Finally she meets Witch, who's sleeping. She tries to sneak past, but Witch clutches her, obviously dreaming about something naughty. When she wakes up, they fight and move on. As Arle approaches [[Satan's Castle]], she fights her swordsman rivals, Lagnus the Brave (who is secretly smitten with Arle), and Schezo Wegey (Also smitten with Arle...'s [[cheese and onion pasties]]?). After dealing with Rulue's nonsense, she finally confronts Satan and turns off the [[DIAMONDS\|crystal]] ball... only to have Carbuncle inflate the sun again with his laser.

	=== Schezo's Story: Hard Mode ===		=== Schezo's Story: Hard Mode ===
-	Schezo decides that living in a cave just to stay [[cool]] kinda sucks, so he sets off to set Satan's [[You spin me right round\|record]] straight. Schezo starts off by meeting some of the stranger characters of the bunch, such as Kodomo <s>Goku</s>Dragon, Honey Bee, and Zoh, all of whom ~~try to [[gangbang]]~~ Schezo for [[no ~~goddamn~~ reason~~]]!~~ Witch then claims she wants Schezo's [[clothes]], but everyone knows she wants [[~~marshmallow~~\|something more than that]]. Schezo then confronts his long-time rival Lagnus, who suddenly reverts back to chibi-form, much to Schezo's amusement. After partaking in his [[daily dose]] of [[not]]-[[child abuse]], he runs into Arle, somehow avoiding the word [[desire]] completely. Just before Satan, he has a disturbing conversation with Rulue that makes even less sense than [[Tejina Mikuri]]'s [[Latin]] incantations. Schezo decides Satan's punishment is a [[bald spot]] on his forehead and a [[torture\|pummeling in the pitch-black darkness]].	+	Schezo decides that living in a cave just to stay [[cool]] kinda sucks, so he sets off to set Satan's [[You spin me right round\|record]] straight. Schezo starts off by meeting some of the stranger characters of the bunch, such as Kodomo <s>Goku</s>Dragon, Honey Bee, and Zoh, all of whom gang up on Schezo for no particular reason. Witch then claims she wants Schezo's [[clothes]], but everyone knows she wants [[blueberry muffin\|something more than that]]. Schezo then confronts his long-time rival Lagnus, who suddenly reverts back to chibi-form, much to Schezo's amusement. After partaking in his [[daily dose]] of [[not]]-child abuse, he runs into Arle, somehow avoiding the word "desire" completely. Just before Satan, he has a disturbing conversation with Rulue that makes even less sense than [[Tejina Mikuri]]'s [[Latin]] incantations. Schezo decides Satan's punishment is a [[bald spot]] on his forehead and a [[torture\|pummeling in the pitch-black darkness]].

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<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Puyo_series Well-puzzle Video_game]]>
'''Puyo Puyo SUN''' is the third game in the [[Puyo series]]. It is the [[sequel]] of [[TSU]], though despite this, it cut down significantly on the amount of [[character]]s it contained. It also introduced the titular [[SUN rule]]s, which make the almighty <s>[[Angry Sun|Angry]]</s> [[Puyo Sun]] drop [[SUN Puyo]] on your perfectly laid out [[10]]-[[chain]]s, causing [[you]] [[epic|many]] [[lulz|headaches]]. It is also the first game in the series to allow you to choose a character during [[multiplayer]] matches, always a plus.

== Characters ==
*[[Arle Nadja]] and [[Carbuncle]]
*[[Draco Centauros]]
*[[Schezo Wegey]]
*[[Satan]]
*[[Rulue]] and [[Minotauros]]
*[[Harpy (Madou Monogatari)|Harpy]]
*[[Witch (Madou Monogatari)|Witch]]
*[[Lagnus the Brave]]
*[[Incubus]]
*[[Suketoudara]]
*[[Nohoho]]
*[[Zoh Daimaoh]]
*[[Kikimora]]
*[[Skeleton T]]
*[[Honey Bee]]
*[[Kodomo Dragon]]
*[[Choppun]]
*Exclusive to the [[Gameboy]] [[color]] version are [[Seriri]], [[Cait Sith]] and [[Scylla]](?).

== Story ==
SUN is the first game in the series to introduce multiple story-lines, carried about by three characters sorted by difficulty. The catalyst for all the stories however is the same: [[Satan]] decides he doesn't have enough [[boobies]], so he uses a [[green house gasses|crystal ball]] to [[global warming|inflate the sun]], thereby giving him a tan and attracting to himself many [[loli|ladies]], all of which will be wearing [[bathing suit]]s due to the hot weather.

=== Draco's Story: Easy Mode ===
Draco, of course is in favor of Satan's disastrous plan, as it gives her an opportunity to flaunt off her magnificent(?) figure to Arle. After buying a new flaming [[red]] bikini, she sets out for a good sun-bathing spot. She runs into Skeleton T, who's futile attempts to make her join his hot [[tea ceremony]] [[fail]]. Next she meets an unconscious Harpy, who is about to die of heatstroke before Draco saves her with a spare canteen. Unfortunately, Harpy repays Draco with an [[ear-rape|ear-rapping]] song, to which she must escape. Finally, she makes it to the beach, only to find some creepy old fuck in a [[speedo]] hanging around. After her long day, she finally finds the perfect spot; a rock, directly in the sunlight. Of course, Draco has the attention span of a [[goldfish]], not realizing the rock would be [[Fry-Guy|too hot to touch]] and burns her ass on it, sending her sky rocketing into orbit, and right into Arle's face...

=== Arle's Story: "Normal" Mode ===
Arle can't take the heat, and recognizes Satan is up to something [[Sonic Says|no good]] again, so once again, she and Carbuncle set out to foil his plans, starting with Draco, who still has a charred rear from the rock incident. Next, Arle meets Incubus, one of her creepy stalkers, just as his expensive [[make-up]] is [[OH SHIT!|melting off his face]]. Incubus tries to murder her afterwords, but fails. Arle thinks her troubles are over until Nohoho tries to smuggle her [[chicken-pox]] infested [[curry]] and after Kikimora literally mops the floor with her. Next, she continues to be followed by another long series of weirdos. Finally she meets Witch, who's sleeping. She tries to sneak past, but Witch clutches her, obviously dreaming about [[sex|something]] [[blueberry muffin|naughty]]. When she wakes up, they fight and move on. As Arle approaches [[Satan's Castle]], she fights her swordsman rivals, Lagnus the Brave (who is secretly smitten with Arle), and Schezo Wegey (Also smitten with Arle....'s [[cheese and onion pasties]]?). After dealing with Rulue's [[bullshit]], she finally confronts Satan and turns off the [[DIAMONDS|crystal]] ball....only to have Carbuncle inflate the sun again with his laser.

=== Schezo's Story: Hard Mode ===
Schezo decides that living in a cave just to stay [[cool]] kinda sucks, so he sets off to set Satan's [[You spin me right round|record]] straight. Schezo starts off by meeting some of the stranger characters of the bunch, such as Kodomo <s>Goku</s>Dragon, Honey Bee, and Zoh, all of whom try to [[gangbang]] Schezo for [[no goddamn reason]]! Witch then claims she wants Schezo's [[clothes]], but everyone knows she wants [[marshmallow|something more than that]]. Schezo then confronts his long-time rival Lagnus, who suddenly reverts back to chibi-form, much to Schezo's amusement. After partaking in his [[daily dose]] of [[not]]-[[child abuse]], he runs into Arle, somehow avoiding the word [[desire]] completely. Just before Satan, he has a disturbing conversation with Rulue that makes even less sense than [[Tejina Mikuri]]'s [[Latin]] incantations. Schezo decides Satan's punishment is a [[bald spot]] on his forehead and a [[torture|pummeling in the pitch-black darkness]].