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Keiji: ontology

2011-11-03T14:41:11Z

ontology

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	''Norwegian'' is the a [[language]] spoken in Norway (surprise surprise) and to a lesser extent, the [[USA]]. It is a ripoff of [[Danish]] because the Danes were being bitchy and decided to take over Norway for like 400 years. Who's laughing now, Denmark?		''Norwegian'' is the a [[language]] spoken in Norway (surprise surprise) and to a lesser extent, the [[USA]]. It is a ripoff of [[Danish]] because the Danes were being bitchy and decided to take over Norway for like 400 years. Who's laughing now, Denmark?

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	<blockquote>''Please note that reading a Norwegian grammar book will NOT help you make money. It will just fill your pathetic, undeserving soul with short lived pride.''</blockquote>		<blockquote>''Please note that reading a Norwegian grammar book will NOT help you make money. It will just fill your pathetic, undeserving soul with short lived pride.''</blockquote>
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Keiji at 10:01, 19 June 2009

2009-06-19T10:01:38Z

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	<blockquote>''Please note that reading a Norwegian grammar book will NOT help you make money. It will just fill your pathetic, undeserving soul with short lived pride.''</blockquote>		<blockquote>''Please note that reading a Norwegian grammar book will NOT help you make money. It will just fill your pathetic, undeserving soul with short lived pride.''</blockquote>

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Keiji: coolest language is Japanese =o

2009-06-19T10:01:28Z

coolest language is Japanese =o

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-	''Norwegian'' is the ~~coolest [[fuck\|fucking]]~~ [[language]] ~~on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is~~ spoken in Norway (surprise surprise) and to a lesser extent, the [[~~shit\|~~USA]]. It is a ripoff of [[Danish]] because the Danes were being bitchy and decided to take over Norway for like 400 years. Who's laughing now, Denmark?	+	''Norwegian'' is the a [[language]] spoken in Norway (surprise surprise) and to a lesser extent, the [[USA]]. It is a ripoff of [[Danish]] because the Danes were being bitchy and decided to take over Norway for like 400 years. Who's laughing now, Denmark?
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	== The "languages" ==		== The "languages" ==
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	== Grammar ==		== Grammar ==
-		+	The Norwegian grammar is stolen from Danish, right down to the bloody [[indefinite articles\|indefinite article]]. Weak verbs have four classes, and you have to guess how to conjugate strong verbs (haha). English grammar is [[retard]]ed compared to Norwegian grammar. In fact, English can lick Norwegian's [[testicles\|sack]] for all I care.
-	The Norwegian grammar is stolen from Danish, right down to the bloody [[indefinite articles\|indefinite article]]. Weak verbs have four classes, and you have to guess how to conjugate strong verbs (haha). English grammar is [[~~retarded\|~~retard]] compared to Norwegian grammar. In fact, English can lick Norwegian's [[testicles\|sack]] for all I care.	+

	*The -et class: get a grammar book		*The -et class: get a grammar book
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	<blockquote>''Please note that reading a Norwegian grammar book will NOT help you make money. It will just fill your pathetic, undeserving soul with short lived pride.''</blockquote>		<blockquote>''Please note that reading a Norwegian grammar book will NOT help you make money. It will just fill your pathetic, undeserving soul with short lived pride.''</blockquote>
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2009-06-19T08:54:40Z

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''Norwegian'' is the coolest [[fuck|fucking]] [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is spoken in Norway (surprise surprise) and to a lesser extent, the [[shit|USA]]. It is a ripoff of [[Danish]] because the Danes were being bitchy and decided to take over Norway for like 400 years. Who's laughing now, Denmark?

== The "languages" ==
There are actually 4 forms of Norwegian, only two of which people actually give a [[rat's ass]] about. These are [[Norwegian|Bokmål]], [[Norwegian|Nynorsk]], [[Norwegian|Riksmål]], and [[Norwegian|Høgnorsk]]. Bokmål is the coolest, and Høgnorsk is a wannabe [[emofag]]. Bokmål means "book language" and is spoken by about everyone in Norway, with the exception of those who are tought Nynorsk for an unapparent reason. So basically all you care about is Bokmål. Got it?

== Grammar ==

The Norwegian grammar is stolen from Danish, right down to the bloody [[indefinite articles|indefinite article]]. Weak verbs have four classes, and you have to guess how to conjugate strong verbs (haha). English grammar is [[retarded|retard]] compared to Norwegian grammar. In fact, English can lick Norwegian's [[testicles|sack]] for all I care.

*The -et class: get a grammar book
*The -te class: read it
*The -dd class: ...
*The -dde class: PROFIT!!

<blockquote>''Please note that reading a Norwegian grammar book will NOT help you make money. It will just fill your pathetic, undeserving soul with short lived pride.''</blockquote>