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Keiji at 21:12, 11 February 2011

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	A member from [[4chan]] actually succeeded in landing on Mars once. He never came back, and the [[Mars rover]]s discovered that the aliens had ripped his arteries out, thinking he was the legendary [[Dodo bird]].		A member from [[4chan]] actually succeeded in landing on Mars once. He never came back, and the [[Mars rover]]s discovered that the aliens had ripped his arteries out, thinking he was the legendary [[Dodo bird]].
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Keiji at 14:50, 29 December 2010

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	'''Mars''' is one of the most [[boring]] [[planet]]s in the [[solar system]] (and, for that matter, the entire [[Milky Way]]). As such, no one is [[enthusiastic]] about living on it one day. [[Scientology]] wants us all to [[crash land]] on Mars instead of [[The Neptune]], only so they can put [[You\|us]] in [[giant glass dome]]s and turn us into [[giant]] [[lab rat]]s for [[Zombie cancer]] treatment testing. Mars is also the home of the infamous [[H-bomb generator]], which causes a [[nuclear explosion]] every time the [[Zeeky words]] are spoken aloud. Apparently some [[green]] [[bobble-head]]ed [[alien]]s also examine the [[Vidian artery\|Vidian arteries]] of [[toucan]]s through [[monocle]]s while they [[bathe]] in the unlimited supply of [[hydrogen peroxide]] on the red planet. Most of the time, the planet is freezing cold, reaching temperatures as low as -[[90]] degrees C.		'''Mars''' is one of the most [[boring]] [[planet]]s in the [[solar system]] (and, for that matter, the entire [[Milky Way]]). As such, no one is [[enthusiastic]] about living on it one day. [[Scientology]] wants us all to [[crash land]] on Mars instead of [[The Neptune]], only so they can put [[You\|us]] in [[giant glass dome]]s and turn us into [[giant]] [[lab rat]]s for [[Zombie cancer]] treatment testing. Mars is also the home of the infamous [[H-bomb generator]], which causes a [[nuclear explosion]] every time the [[Zeeky words]] are spoken aloud. Apparently some [[green]] [[bobble-head]]ed [[alien]]s also examine the [[Vidian artery\|Vidian arteries]] of [[toucan]]s through [[monocle]]s while they [[bathe]] in the unlimited supply of [[hydrogen peroxide]] on the red planet. Most of the time, the planet is freezing cold, reaching temperatures as low as -[[90]] degrees C.
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	A member from [[4chan]] actually succeeded in landing on Mars once. He never came back, and the [[Mars rover]]s discovered that the aliens had ripped his arteries out, thinking he was the legendary [[Dodo bird]].		A member from [[4chan]] actually succeeded in landing on Mars once. He never came back, and the [[Mars rover]]s discovered that the aliens had ripped his arteries out, thinking he was the legendary [[Dodo bird]].

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Keiji at 23:03, 26 January 2010

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-	'''Mars''' is one of the most [[boring]] [[planet]]s in the [[Milky Way]]. As such, no one is [[enthusiastic]] about living on it one day. [[Scientology]] wants us all to crash land on Mars instead of [[The Neptune]], only so they can put [[You\|us]] in [[giant glass dome]]s and turn us into [[giant]] [[lab rat]]s for [[Zombie cancer]] treatment testing. Mars is also the home of the infamous [[H-bomb generator]], which causes a [[nuclear explosion]] every time the [[Zeeky words]] are spoken aloud. Apparently some [[green]] [[bobble-head]]ed [[alien]]s also examine the [[Vidian artery\|Vidian arteries]] of [[toucan]]s through [[monocle]]s while they [[bathe]] in the ~~limited~~ supply [[hydrogen peroxide]] on the red planet.	+	'''Mars''' is one of the most [[boring]] [[planet]]s in the [[solar system]] (and, for that matter, the entire [[Milky Way]]). As such, no one is [[enthusiastic]] about living on it one day. [[Scientology]] wants us all to [[crash land]] on Mars instead of [[The Neptune]], only so they can put [[You\|us]] in [[giant glass dome]]s and turn us into [[giant]] [[lab rat]]s for [[Zombie cancer]] treatment testing. Mars is also the home of the infamous [[H-bomb generator]], which causes a [[nuclear explosion]] every time the [[Zeeky words]] are spoken aloud. Apparently some [[green]] [[bobble-head]]ed [[alien]]s also examine the [[Vidian artery\|Vidian arteries]] of [[toucan]]s through [[monocle]]s while they [[bathe]] in the unlimited supply of [[hydrogen peroxide]] on the red planet. Most of the time, the planet is freezing cold, reaching temperatures as low as -[[90]] degrees C.

-	Most of the time, the planet is [[hotter than shit]], reaching temperatures of [[over 9000 kelvin]]s. This, along with the aliens sweat mixing with the hydrogen peroxide, makes Mars the perfect breeding ground for numerous [[pathogen]]s, including [[Ningenitis]], [[Negation deficiency disorder]], [[PK-MN-0]], [[Herpes]], [[NIDS]], and [[b/tard/itis]].	+	A member from [[4chan]] actually succeeded in landing on Mars once. He never came back, and the [[Mars rover]]s discovered that the aliens had ripped his arteries out, thinking he was the legendary [[Dodo bird]].
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-	A member from [[4chan]] actually succeeded in landing on Mars once. He never came back, and the Mars ~~rovers~~ discovered that the ~~Aliens~~ had ripped his arteries out, thinking he was the legendary [[Dodo bird]].	+

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{{Short|[[September 18]], [[2009]]}}
{{Quote|I know! we'll go to Mars!|[[The mars rocket guy]]}}

'''Mars''' is one of the most [[boring]] [[planet]]s in the [[Milky Way]]. As such, no one is [[enthusiastic]] about living on it one day. [[Scientology]] wants us all to crash land on Mars instead of [[The Neptune]], only so they can put [[You|us]] in [[giant glass dome]]s and turn us into [[giant]] [[lab rat]]s for [[Zombie cancer]] treatment testing. Mars is also the home of the infamous [[H-bomb generator]], which causes a [[nuclear explosion]] every time the [[Zeeky words]] are spoken aloud. Apparently some [[green]] [[bobble-head]]ed [[alien]]s also examine the [[Vidian artery|Vidian arteries]] of [[toucan]]s through [[monocle]]s while they [[bathe]] in the limited supply [[hydrogen peroxide]] on the red planet.

Most of the time, the planet is [[hotter than shit]], reaching temperatures of [[over 9000 kelvin]]s. This, along with the aliens sweat mixing with the hydrogen peroxide, makes Mars the perfect breeding ground for numerous [[pathogen]]s, including [[Ningenitis]], [[Negation deficiency disorder]], [[PK-MN-0]], [[Herpes]], [[NIDS]], and [[b/tard/itis]].

A member from [[4chan]] actually succeeded in landing on Mars once. He never came back, and the Mars rovers discovered that the Aliens had ripped his arteries out, thinking he was the legendary [[Dodo bird]].

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