Jesus Explorer - Revision history

Keiji: merge into Internet Explorer

2010-01-20T18:45:20Z

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-	~~{{image\|~~[~~http://teamikaria.com/dl/v9TJVDTlR3xY09yvkdO6NVWs86tjz64DJElga7_jSeMDgCeb.gif <~~[~~WhQ-bOdj55T2jqR5EmfIYswDmvN25CzRpMFM3wm4rV0Bx-58]>]\|Jesus~~ Explorer~~,<br/>exhibiting the infamous<br />about:jesus bug}}~~	+	#redirect [[Internet Explorer]]
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-	'''Jesus Explorer''' was [[Scientology\|Scientology's]] first attempt at destroying [[Jesusism]]. It's blinking text feature was well known for starting a chain reaction of n00b-like practices among users of the internet, much like [[guest books]], [[web rings]] and visiting [[4chan]].	+
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-	~~The browser was a huge success, but it had not fulfilled it's purpose.~~	+
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-	~~== about:jesus ==~~	+
-	Jesus Explorer 2.0 had a strange bug where [[random\|randomly]] the contents of a page, address bar and title bar text (but interestingly, not the task bar text) would be replaced with about:jesus for fifteen seconds. This bug was annoying and pissed people off.	+
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-	What many did not know is that this was a failed attempt to destroy Jesus using his minions. Scientology later learned that blinking text does not and can never in any case cause hypnosis as they previously assumed.	+
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-	~~== My Favorites ==~~	+
-	Jesus Explorer introduced a [[feature]] the [[internet]] had never seen before; other than blinking text, it had a page database known as My Favorites. This database was designed to contain a list of websites frequently visited by the [[user]]. However, researchers later learned that this feature was bugged; half of all pages redirected you to the Church of Scientology homepage.	+
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-	~~== PrivacyGuard ==~~	+
-	~~Another impressive idea introduced in Jesus Explorer, not implemented again for quite some time, is PrivacyGuard. PrivacyGuard blocks pages that are suspected of forgery or malicious content.~~	+
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-	While the idea was good, it didn't work very well. It made most pages on the internet redirect to an error page. The error page often linked you to the Church of Scientology website. It's also notable for blocking all porn, an action which caused many users to destroy their computers.	+
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Keiji at 23:21, 26 July 2009

2009-07-26T23:21:22Z

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-	{{image\|http://~~img6~~.~~imageshack.us~~/~~img6~~/~~1218/jesusexplorerp.th~~.gif\|Jesus Explorer,<br/>exhibiting the infamous<br />about:jesus bug~~\|http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1218/jesusexplorerp.gif~~}}	+	{{image\|[http://teamikaria.com/dl/v9TJVDTlR3xY09yvkdO6NVWs86tjz64DJElga7_jSeMDgCeb.gif <[WhQ-bOdj55T2jqR5EmfIYswDmvN25CzRpMFM3wm4rV0Bx-58]>]\|Jesus Explorer,<br/>exhibiting the infamous<br />about:jesus bug}}

	'''Jesus Explorer''' was [[Scientology\|Scientology's]] first attempt at destroying [[Jesusism]]. It's blinking text feature was well known for starting a chain reaction of n00b-like practices among users of the internet, much like [[guest books]], [[web rings]] and visiting [[4chan]].		'''Jesus Explorer''' was [[Scientology\|Scientology's]] first attempt at destroying [[Jesusism]]. It's blinking text feature was well known for starting a chain reaction of n00b-like practices among users of the internet, much like [[guest books]], [[web rings]] and visiting [[4chan]].

Nmn: Catagory'd

2009-04-05T06:43:35Z

Catagory'd

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	While the idea was good, it didn't work very well. It made most pages on the internet redirect to an error page. The error page often linked you to the Church of Scientology website. It's also notable for blocking all porn, an action which caused many users to destroy their computers.		While the idea was good, it didn't work very well. It made most pages on the internet redirect to an error page. The error page often linked you to the Church of Scientology website. It's also notable for blocking all porn, an action which caused many users to destroy their computers.
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Nmn: Jesus Explorer :D

2009-04-05T06:42:23Z

Jesus Explorer :D

New page

{{image|http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1218/jesusexplorerp.th.gif|Jesus Explorer,<br/>exhibiting the infamous<br />about:jesus bug|http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/1218/jesusexplorerp.gif}}

'''Jesus Explorer''' was [[Scientology|Scientology's]] first attempt at destroying [[Jesusism]]. It's blinking text feature was well known for starting a chain reaction of n00b-like practices among users of the internet, much like [[guest books]], [[web rings]] and visiting [[4chan]].

The browser was a huge success, but it had not fulfilled it's purpose.

== about:jesus ==
Jesus Explorer 2.0 had a strange bug where [[random|randomly]] the contents of a page, address bar and title bar text (but interestingly, not the task bar text) would be replaced with about:jesus for fifteen seconds. This bug was annoying and pissed people off.

What many did not know is that this was a failed attempt to destroy Jesus using his minions. Scientology later learned that blinking text does not and can never in any case cause hypnosis as they previously assumed.

== My Favorites ==
Jesus Explorer introduced a [[feature]] the [[internet]] had never seen before; other than blinking text, it had a page database known as My Favorites. This database was designed to contain a list of websites frequently visited by the [[user]]. However, researchers later learned that this feature was bugged; half of all pages redirected you to the Church of Scientology homepage.

== PrivacyGuard ==
Another impressive idea introduced in Jesus Explorer, not implemented again for quite some time, is PrivacyGuard. PrivacyGuard blocks pages that are suspected of forgery or malicious content.

While the idea was good, it didn't work very well. It made most pages on the internet redirect to an error page. The error page often linked you to the Church of Scientology website. It's also notable for blocking all porn, an action which caused many users to destroy their computers.