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Keiji: disambig

2015-05-07T21:42:41Z

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	== Jesus Fights Back ==		== Jesus Fights Back ==
	Jesus retaliated by forming 3 competitor projects over time.		Jesus retaliated by forming 3 competitor projects over time.
-	* KHTML-based Safari. Mostly known as a failure, Jesus realized his mistake in choosing [[Apple]] for his business.	+	* KHTML-based Safari. Mostly known as a failure, Jesus realized his mistake in choosing [[Apple Inc\|Apple]] for his business.
	* [[Mozilla Firefox]]. A pretty good success as far as web browsers go, Jesus makes a come back.		* [[Mozilla Firefox]]. A pretty good success as far as web browsers go, Jesus makes a come back.
	* [[Google Chrome]]. Jesus strikes browsing gold when he influences the creation of Chrome, a new type of web browser.		* [[Google Chrome]]. Jesus strikes browsing gold when he influences the creation of Chrome, a new type of web browser.
	It's also assumed that Jesus has redeemed or punished all Scientologists working in Microsoft, causing some nicer stuff, like Internet Explorer 8, to happen. It's still a two-pump chump at this moment, though, and the latter two competitor projects still prove superior to all.		It's also assumed that Jesus has redeemed or punished all Scientologists working in Microsoft, causing some nicer stuff, like Internet Explorer 8, to happen. It's still a two-pump chump at this moment, though, and the latter two competitor projects still prove superior to all.

Keiji: Kawachan 6.4 upgrade: replacing #img with #embed

2013-12-29T20:36:42Z

Kawachan 6.4 upgrade: replacing #img with #embed

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-	{{Image\|<[#~~img~~ [hash AAF1WCWGYCAYM680KDFQWM4G7K] [width 150] [height 210]]>\|The infamous<br/>"about:jesus" bug}}	+	{{Image\|<[#embed [hash AAF1WCWGYCAYM680KDFQWM4G7K] [width 150] [height 210]]>\|The infamous<br/>"about:jesus" bug}}
	<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Microsoft Web_browser]]>		<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Microsoft Web_browser]]>
	'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a cool [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."		'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a cool [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."

Keiji at 19:11, 23 October 2011

2011-10-23T19:11:28Z

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-	<[#~~box~~ [~~id 35~~] [width 150] [height 210]]>	+	{{Image\|<[#img [hash AAF1WCWGYCAYM680KDFQWM4G7K] [width 150] [height 210]]>\|The infamous<br/>"about:jesus" bug}}
	<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Microsoft Web_browser]]>		<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Microsoft Web_browser]]>
	'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a cool [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."		'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a cool [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."

Keiji: Automatically converted v1.5 gallery to v1.6 filebox

2011-02-12T15:00:00Z

Automatically converted v1.5 gallery to v1.6 filebox

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		+	<[#box [id 35] [width 150] [height 210]]>
	<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Microsoft Web_browser]]>		<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Microsoft Web_browser]]>
	'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a cool [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."		'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a cool [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."

Keiji at 22:36, 11 February 2011

2011-02-11T22:36:12Z

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		+	<[#ontology [kind topic] [cats Microsoft Web_browser]]>
	'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a cool [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."		'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a cool [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."

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	* [[Google Chrome]]. Jesus strikes browsing gold when he influences the creation of Chrome, a new type of web browser.		* [[Google Chrome]]. Jesus strikes browsing gold when he influences the creation of Chrome, a new type of web browser.
	It's also assumed that Jesus has redeemed or punished all Scientologists working in Microsoft, causing some nicer stuff, like Internet Explorer 8, to happen. It's still a two-pump chump at this moment, though, and the latter two competitor projects still prove superior to all.		It's also assumed that Jesus has redeemed or punished all Scientologists working in Microsoft, causing some nicer stuff, like Internet Explorer 8, to happen. It's still a two-pump chump at this moment, though, and the latter two competitor projects still prove superior to all.
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-	~~[[Category:Web browsers]]~~
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KasaneTeto at 09:10, 8 January 2011

2011-01-08T09:10:21Z

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-	'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."	+	'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a cool [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."

	The "browser" was a [[Fail\|great success]], but it had not fulfilled it's purpose.		The "browser" was a [[Fail\|great success]], but it had not fulfilled it's purpose.
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	* [[Mozilla Firefox]]. A pretty good success as far as web browsers go, Jesus makes a come back.		* [[Mozilla Firefox]]. A pretty good success as far as web browsers go, Jesus makes a come back.
	* [[Google Chrome]]. Jesus strikes browsing gold when he influences the creation of Chrome, a new type of web browser.		* [[Google Chrome]]. Jesus strikes browsing gold when he influences the creation of Chrome, a new type of web browser.
		+	It's also assumed that Jesus has redeemed or punished all Scientologists working in Microsoft, causing some nicer stuff, like Internet Explorer 8, to happen. It's still a two-pump chump at this moment, though, and the latter two competitor projects still prove superior to all.

	[[Category:Web browsers]]		[[Category:Web browsers]]
	[[Category:Microsoft products]]		[[Category:Microsoft products]]

KasaneTeto at 09:42, 21 June 2010

2010-06-21T09:42:21Z

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	'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."		'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."

-	The "browser" was a [[great success]], but it had not fulfilled it's purpose.	+	The "browser" was a [[Fail\|great success]], but it had not fulfilled it's purpose.

	== Jesus Explorer ==		== Jesus Explorer ==

Keiji at 18:46, 20 January 2010

2010-01-20T18:46:47Z

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	== Jesus Explorer ==		== Jesus Explorer ==
-	The first release of Internet Explorer, also known as [[Jesus Explorer]], was the first attempt by [[Scientology]] to kill [[Jesus]]. It contained support for blinking text; originally this was used by the [[religion]] to hypnotize people and force them to kill Jesus. However, [[n00bs]] used this as [[bling-bling]] for their [[Geocities]] pages, and started a chain reaction of n00b-like practices among users of the internet, much like [[guest books]], [[web rings]] and visiting [[4chan]].	+	The first release of Internet Explorer, also known as ''Jesus Explorer'', was the first attempt by [[Scientology]] to kill [[Jesus]]. It contained support for blinking text; originally this was used by the [[religion]] to hypnotize people and force them to kill Jesus. However, [[n00bs]] used this as [[bling-bling]] for their [[Geocities]] pages, and started a chain reaction of n00b-like practices among users of the internet, much like [[guest books]], [[web rings]] and visiting [[4chan]].

	== about:jesus ==		== about:jesus ==

Keiji: merge from Jesus Explorer

2010-01-20T18:43:47Z

merge from Jesus Explorer

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-	'''Internet Explorer''' ~~was an attempt by~~ [[~~Scientology~~]] ~~to kill [[Jesus]]. It~~'s ~~first release~~, ~~also known as [[Jesus Explorer]]~~, ~~contained support~~ for ~~blinking text - Originally this was~~ used by ~~the~~ [[~~religion~~]] to ~~hypnotize people and force them to kill Jesus~~. ~~However,~~ [[~~n00bs~~]] ~~used this as [[bling-bling]] for their [[Geocities]] pages and it all went~~ to ~~hell~~.	+	'''Internet Explorer''', posing as a [[web browser]], is widely known for sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes, and all of the computers passwords, history and cookies, and for being the most used web browser by [[Myspace]] users. It also ignores any form of standards in order to keep it's grip on the market share. As once said by Scientology front [[Microsoft]], "The best way to avoid solving a problem is ignorance."

-	Internet Explorer ~~is widely~~ known for ~~attempting~~ to ~~shoot~~ people, ~~sending complete logs of a computer's usage, including screenshots, webcam footage, voice recording, keystrokes~~, and ~~all~~ of the ~~computers passwords~~, ~~history~~ and ~~cookies~~, and ~~for being~~ the ~~most used web browser by~~ [[~~Myspace~~]] ~~users~~. ~~It also ignores any form of standards in order~~ to ~~keep it'~~s ~~grip on the market share~~. ~~As once said by~~ Scientology ~~front~~ [[~~Microsoft~~]], "~~The best way to avoid solving~~ a ~~problem is ignorance~~."	+	The "browser" was a [[great success]], but it had not fulfilled it's purpose.
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		+	== Jesus Explorer ==
		+	The first release of Internet Explorer, also known as [[Jesus Explorer]], was the first attempt by [[Scientology]] to kill [[Jesus]]. It contained support for blinking text; originally this was used by the [[religion]] to hypnotize people and force them to kill Jesus. However, [[n00bs]] used this as [[bling-bling]] for their [[Geocities]] pages, and started a chain reaction of n00b-like practices among users of the internet, much like [[guest books]], [[web rings]] and visiting [[4chan]].
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		+	== about:jesus ==
		+	Jesus Explorer 2.0 had a strange bug where the contents of a page, address bar and title bar text (but interestingly, not the task bar text) would be replaced with "about:jesus" for fifteen seconds. This bug, which occurred [[random]]ly, was annoying and pissed people off. What many did not know is that this was a failed attempt to destroy Jesus using his [[minion]]s. Scientology later learned that blinking text does not and can never in any case cause [[hypnosis]] as they previously assumed.
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		+	There were many other "features" which would often result in a redirect to the Church of Scientology homepage, such as the [[Favorites]] list and the [[PrivacyGuard]] error page.

	== Microsoft Internet Explorer ==		== Microsoft Internet Explorer ==

Keiji at 19:47, 16 July 2009

2009-07-16T19:47:39Z

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	[[Category:Web browsers]]		[[Category:Web browsers]]
		+	[[Category:Microsoft products]]