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-	'''Icelandic''' is the most ridiculously difficult [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it ~~[[rape\|rapes]]~~ [[you]], your [[mother]], and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[~~isolate\|~~isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, [[you can do just about anything]].	+	'''Icelandic''' is the most ridiculously difficult [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it screws over [[you]], your [[mother]] and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, [[you can do just about anything]].

	== History ==		== History ==
-	Icelandic came from [[Old Norse]], the ~~[[old\|~~oldest]] most [[badass]] language in the [[world]]. It sounds like [[Faroese]] and [[Danish]], two other [[badass]] languages. However, it doesn't sound [[ugly]] like Danish. It also isn't [[impossible]] to [[pronounce]] like Faroese. Still, the [[Danes]] couldn't keep their [[~~grease\|~~greasy]] hands off of it. It is now spoken in [[Denmark]] because ~~[[Danes\|~~they]] wanted an excuse for not using their own [[damn]] language. Of course, the [[~~U.S.A.~~]] did their part and more by allowing people to speak it there as well.	+	Icelandic came from [[Old Norse]], the oldest most [[badass]] language in the [[world]]. It sounds like [[Faroese]] and [[Danish]], two other badass languages. However, it doesn't sound [[ugly]] like Danish. It also isn't [[impossible]] to [[pronounce]] like Faroese. Still, the [[Danes]] couldn't keep their [[greasy]] hands off of it. It is now spoken in [[Denmark]] because they wanted an excuse for not using their own [[damn fourth chaos emerald\|damn]] language. Of course, the [[USA]] did their part and more by allowing people to speak it there as well.

	== Pronunciation ==		== Pronunciation ==
	=== Vowels ===		=== Vowels ===
-	~~The [[vowel\|vowels]] are the [[sex appeal\|sexiest]] sounds in Icelandic. When pronounced [[correct\|correctly]], it is as if multiple [[orgasm\|orgasms]] are spewing from your [[mouth]].~~	+	There are some new alphabet letters to memorize, which all are a [[bitch]] to type:
-	There are some ~~[[gay]]~~ new alphabet letters to memorize, which all are a [[bitch]] to type:	+

	á, é, í, ú, ó, þ, and ð.		á, é, í, ú, ó, þ, and ð.

-	The first is pronounced like 'OW!', as if you just dropped a [[sledge hammer]] on your ~~[[penis\|dick]]~~. The second, 'YEs'. Third, like the 'e' in "BEOTCH!". The fourth, '[[cOOl]]'. The fifth, the 'oh' in "oh ~~shit~~!". The last are pronounced as "THink" and "THis" respectively.	+	The first is pronounced like 'OW!', as if you just dropped a [[sledge hammer]] on your toes. The second, 'YEs'. Third, like the 'e' in "BEOTCH!". The fourth, '[[cOOl]]'. The fifth, the 'oh' in "oh crap!". The last are pronounced as "THink" and "THis" respectively.

	=== Consonants ===		=== Consonants ===
-	For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? ~~Simply to~~ [[piss~~]] [[~~you]] ~~off~~. If you really must know how to pronounce the consonants, look up a pronunciation guide. This isn't a site based on fact.	+	For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? [[Just to piss you off]]. If you really must know how to pronounce the consonants, look up a pronunciation guide. This isn't a site based on fact.

	== Grammar ==		== Grammar ==
	''NOTE: This section is not for pussies; if you are one, turn back now''		''NOTE: This section is not for pussies; if you are one, turn back now''

-	Well, ~~shit~~. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].	+	Well, crap. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].

Keiji at 22:28, 18 February 2011

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	'''Icelandic''' is the most ridiculously difficult [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it [[rape\|rapes]] [[you]], your [[mother]], and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[isolate\|isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, [[you can do just about anything]].		'''Icelandic''' is the most ridiculously difficult [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it [[rape\|rapes]] [[you]], your [[mother]], and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[isolate\|isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, [[you can do just about anything]].

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	Well, shit. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].		Well, shit. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].
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Keiji at 10:29, 24 July 2010

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	á, é, í, ú, ó, þ, and ð.		á, é, í, ú, ó, þ, and ð.

-	The first is pronounced like 'OW!', as if you just dropped a [[sledge hammer]] on your [[penis\|dick]]. The second, 'YEs'. Third, like the 'e' in "BEOTCH!". The fourth, '[[cOOl]]'. The fifth, the 'oh' in "oh [[shit]]!". The last are pronounced as "THink" and "THis" respectively.	+	The first is pronounced like 'OW!', as if you just dropped a [[sledge hammer]] on your [[penis\|dick]]. The second, 'YEs'. Third, like the 'e' in "BEOTCH!". The fourth, '[[cOOl]]'. The fifth, the 'oh' in "oh shit!". The last are pronounced as "THink" and "THis" respectively.

	=== Consonants ===		=== Consonants ===
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	''NOTE: This section is not for pussies; if you are one, turn back now''		''NOTE: This section is not for pussies; if you are one, turn back now''

-	Well, [[shit]]. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].	+	Well, shit. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].

	[[Category:Natural languages]]		[[Category:Natural languages]]

Keiji at 22:54, 20 May 2010

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-	'''Icelandic''' is the ~~hardest [[fuck\|fucking]]~~ [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it [[rape\|rapes]] [[you]], your [[mother]], and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[isolate\|isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, [[you can do just about anything]].	+	'''Icelandic''' is the most ridiculously difficult [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it [[rape\|rapes]] [[you]], your [[mother]], and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[isolate\|isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, [[you can do just about anything]].

	== History ==		== History ==

Keiji at 08:43, 19 April 2009

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	Well, [[shit]]. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].		Well, [[shit]]. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].

-	[[Category:~~Languages~~]]	+	[[Category:Natural languages]]

Keiji at 08:42, 19 April 2009

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	'''Icelandic''' is the hardest [[fuck\|fucking]] [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it [[rape\|rapes]] [[you]], your [[mother]], and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[isolate\|isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, [[you can do just about anything]].		'''Icelandic''' is the hardest [[fuck\|fucking]] [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it [[rape\|rapes]] [[you]], your [[mother]], and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[isolate\|isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, [[you can do just about anything]].
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	== History ==		== History ==
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	Icelandic came from [[Old Norse]], the [[old\|oldest]] most [[badass]] language in the [[world]]. It sounds like [[Faroese]] and [[Danish]], two other [[badass]] languages. However, it doesn't sound [[ugly]] like Danish. It also isn't [[impossible]] to [[pronounce]] like Faroese. Still, the [[Danes]] couldn't keep their [[grease\|greasy]] hands off of it. It is now spoken in [[Denmark]] because [[Danes\|they]] wanted an excuse for not using their own [[damn]] language. Of course, the [[U.S.A.]] did their part and more by allowing people to speak it there as well.		Icelandic came from [[Old Norse]], the [[old\|oldest]] most [[badass]] language in the [[world]]. It sounds like [[Faroese]] and [[Danish]], two other [[badass]] languages. However, it doesn't sound [[ugly]] like Danish. It also isn't [[impossible]] to [[pronounce]] like Faroese. Still, the [[Danes]] couldn't keep their [[grease\|greasy]] hands off of it. It is now spoken in [[Denmark]] because [[Danes\|they]] wanted an excuse for not using their own [[damn]] language. Of course, the [[U.S.A.]] did their part and more by allowing people to speak it there as well.
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	== Pronunciation ==		== Pronunciation ==
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	=== Vowels ===		=== Vowels ===
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	The [[vowel\|vowels]] are the [[sex appeal\|sexiest]] sounds in Icelandic. When pronounced [[correct\|correctly]], it is as if multiple [[orgasm\|orgasms]] are spewing from your [[mouth]].		The [[vowel\|vowels]] are the [[sex appeal\|sexiest]] sounds in Icelandic. When pronounced [[correct\|correctly]], it is as if multiple [[orgasm\|orgasms]] are spewing from your [[mouth]].
	There are some [[gay]] new alphabet letters to memorize, which all are a [[bitch]] to type:		There are some [[gay]] new alphabet letters to memorize, which all are a [[bitch]] to type:
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	=== Consonants ===		=== Consonants ===
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	For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? Simply to [[piss]] [[you]] off. If you really must know how to pronounce the consonants, look up a pronunciation guide. This isn't a site based on fact.		For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? Simply to [[piss]] [[you]] off. If you really must know how to pronounce the consonants, look up a pronunciation guide. This isn't a site based on fact.

	== Grammar ==		== Grammar ==
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	''NOTE: This section is not for pussies; if you are one, turn back now''		''NOTE: This section is not for pussies; if you are one, turn back now''

Keiji at 08:42, 19 April 2009

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-	'''Icelandic''' is the hardest [[fuck\|fucking]] [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it [[rape\|rapes]] [[you]], your [[mother]], and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[isolate\|isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, you can do just about [[anything]].	+	'''Icelandic''' is the hardest [[fuck\|fucking]] [[language]] on the [[whole damn planet]]. It is a [[Scandinavian]] language, which means it [[rape\|rapes]] [[you]], your [[mother]], and your [[dog]]. It is spoken on some [[isolate\|isolated]] [[island]] somewhere (also known to some as [[Iceland]]). If you can speak Icelandic, [[you can do just about anything]].


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	For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? Simply to [[piss]] [[you]] off. If you really must know how to pronounce the consonants, look up a pronunciation guide. This isn't a site based on fact.		For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? Simply to [[piss]] [[you]] off. If you really must know how to pronounce the consonants, look up a pronunciation guide. This isn't a site based on fact.
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	== Grammar ==		== Grammar ==
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	''NOTE: This section is not for pussies; if you are one, turn back now''		''NOTE: This section is not for pussies; if you are one, turn back now''

		+	Well, [[shit]]. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].

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-	~~Well,~~ [[~~shit]]. Where do [[user~~:~~Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief~~]].	+

Son-X at 04:33, 19 April 2009

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	For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? Simply to [[piss]] [[you]] off. If you really must know how to pronounce the consonants, look up a pronunciation guide. This isn't a site based on fact.		For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? Simply to [[piss]] [[you]] off. If you really must know how to pronounce the consonants, look up a pronunciation guide. This isn't a site based on fact.
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		+	== Grammar ==
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		+	''NOTE: This section is not for pussies; if you are one, turn back now''
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		+	Well, [[shit]]. Where do [[user:Son-X\|I]] start? Icelandic [[grammar]] is [[retard\|retarded]] beyond [[belief]].

Son-X: /* Consonants */

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Consonants

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-	For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? Simply to [[piss]] [[you]] off.	+	For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? Simply to [[piss]] [[you]] off. If you really must know how to pronounce the consonants, look up a pronunciation guide. This isn't a site based on fact.

Son-X: /* Consonants */

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Consonants

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	=== Consonants ===		=== Consonants ===

-	For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out.	+	For the record, the last two aren't vowels. A [[baby with Down's Syndrome]] could figure that one out. So why did I put them there? Simply to [[piss]] [[you]] off.