Gary Oak - Revision history

Chao at 16:11, 22 April 2012

2012-04-22T16:11:27Z

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-	'''Gary Oak''' ~~is a character in the [[Pokémon]] series. He is an animie exclusive character~~, ~~aside from~~ his ~~appearances in [[Pokémon Puzzle League]] and [[Pikachu and Squirtle]]. He is often confused for~~ [[Green]], ~~however:~~	+	'''Gary Oak''', not to be interchanged with his game counterpart [[Blue (Trainer)\|Blue/Green]], is a [[character]] in the [[Pokémon series]], particularly, the anime. He is arguably the most infamous example of the [[obnoxious]] [[rival]] character, having a squad of [[cheerleader]]s that will dress inappropriately for him and a [[red]] [[corvet]] to drive around in. However, as the episodes progressed, he mellowed out into a [[Pokémon Professor]] so the [[write off\|writers could put him on a bus to Hell]], because, you know, they have to get rid of all the [[good ones]].
-	~~{{Read\|Gary Oak~~ is [[~~NOT~~]] ~~the rival~~ in [[Pokémon 1]] ~~OR <br />~~the ~~Viridian~~ [[~~Gym leader~~]] in [[~~Pokémon 2~~]]~~!!<br />''That is~~ [[~~Green~~]]~~''!! Get~~ that ~~through your heads,~~ [[~~retard\|moron~~]]~~s!}}~~	+
-	~~Yes, that's right, not even in the Yellow version of Pokémon 1 is Green Gary.~~ [[~~GET OVER IT!~~]] ~~He was formerly~~ [[~~Ash Ketchum~~]]'s [[~~rival~~]], ~~HOWEVER~~, ~~Gary now wants~~ to ~~be friends with Ash, and we~~ all ~~know Gary is better than Ash on any~~ [[~~Accord~~]].	+

-	== Gary~~! Gary! He~~'~~s our man! ==~~	+	'''Gary''' is sometimes used as a misnomer for Blue/Green in the games. While it is technically incorrect, [[it's totally okay]] according to [[User:Chao\|Chao]], because it's a [[Gary Motherfucking Oak\|meme]]. It also sounds like a more natural name, and kind of sounds like "Green". However, [[Red (Trainer)\|Red]] and [[Ash]] should NEVER be named after one another, because [[you\|we]] ''all'' '''know''' [[Red is better than Ash]].
-	~~Yes~~, ~~Gary at~~ [[~~one~~]] ~~point, did have a~~ [[~~legion of cheerleaders]] following him everywhere in his lust-worthy [[Red~~\|~~red~~]] ~~[[sports car]]. However~~, ~~since Gary isn~~'t a [[~~fag]] anymore, the cheerleaders have disappeared, likely obsessing over someone else...or maybe~~ Gary ~~killed them because they were just plain [[annoying~~]].	+
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-	~~== Why Gary is better than Ash ==~~	+
-	~~"Gary was here.~~	+
-	~~Ash is~~ a ~~loser."~~	+
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-	~~First of all, Gary is obviously better looking than Ash. He isn't indifferent to romantic advances~~, and ~~is actually able to land himself quite a few [[girl]]s~~. ~~Secondly~~, ~~Gary has an~~ [[~~Eevee~~]]~~, which evolved into~~ [[~~Umbreon~~]], ~~which automatically makes him~~ [[~~awesome~~]]~~. Thirdly, Gary can actually battle. Every time Ash battles Gary, it always ends up with Ash failing miserably. Finally, Gary isn~~'~~t a complete~~ [[~~retard~~]] ~~and is actually willing to set aside past skirmishes to become friends with old rivals. Yes, it's because Ash wants to be a dolt that he can't be friends with Gary. His loss~~.	+

Keiji: /* Gary! Gary! He's our man! */ we don't actually need this link at all

2012-04-22T15:57:28Z

Gary! Gary! He's our man!: we don't actually need this link at all

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	== Gary! Gary! He's our man! ==		== Gary! Gary! He's our man! ==
-	Yes, Gary at [[one]] point, did have a [[legion of cheerleaders]] following him everywhere in his lust-worthy [[Red\|red]] [[sports car]]. However, since Gary isn't a [[fag]] anymore, the cheerleaders have disappeared, likely obsessing over someone else...or maybe Gary killed them because they were just [[plain]] [[annoying]].	+	Yes, Gary at [[one]] point, did have a [[legion of cheerleaders]] following him everywhere in his lust-worthy [[Red\|red]] [[sports car]]. However, since Gary isn't a [[fag]] anymore, the cheerleaders have disappeared, likely obsessing over someone else...or maybe Gary killed them because they were just plain [[annoying]].

	== Why Gary is better than Ash ==		== Why Gary is better than Ash ==

Keiji at 22:53, 11 February 2011

2011-02-11T22:53:46Z

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	'''Gary Oak''' is a character in the [[Pokémon]] series. He is an animie exclusive character, aside from his appearances in [[Pokémon Puzzle League]] and [[Pikachu and Squirtle]]. He is often confused for [[Green]], however:		'''Gary Oak''' is a character in the [[Pokémon]] series. He is an animie exclusive character, aside from his appearances in [[Pokémon Puzzle League]] and [[Pikachu and Squirtle]]. He is often confused for [[Green]], however:
	{{Read\|Gary Oak is [[NOT]] the rival in [[Pokémon 1]] OR <br />the Viridian [[Gym leader]] in [[Pokémon 2]]!!<br />''That is [[Green]]''!! Get that through your heads, [[retard\|moron]]s!}}		{{Read\|Gary Oak is [[NOT]] the rival in [[Pokémon 1]] OR <br />the Viridian [[Gym leader]] in [[Pokémon 2]]!!<br />''That is [[Green]]''!! Get that through your heads, [[retard\|moron]]s!}}
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	First of all, Gary is obviously better looking than Ash. He isn't indifferent to romantic advances, and is actually able to land himself quite a few [[girl]]s. Secondly, Gary has an [[Eevee]], which evolved into [[Umbreon]], which automatically makes him [[awesome]]. Thirdly, Gary can actually battle. Every time Ash battles Gary, it always ends up with Ash failing miserably. Finally, Gary isn't a complete [[retard]] and is actually willing to set aside past skirmishes to become friends with old rivals. Yes, it's because Ash wants to be a dolt that he can't be friends with Gary. His loss.		First of all, Gary is obviously better looking than Ash. He isn't indifferent to romantic advances, and is actually able to land himself quite a few [[girl]]s. Secondly, Gary has an [[Eevee]], which evolved into [[Umbreon]], which automatically makes him [[awesome]]. Thirdly, Gary can actually battle. Every time Ash battles Gary, it always ends up with Ash failing miserably. Finally, Gary isn't a complete [[retard]] and is actually willing to set aside past skirmishes to become friends with old rivals. Yes, it's because Ash wants to be a dolt that he can't be friends with Gary. His loss.
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KasaneTeto: /* Why Gary is better than Ash */

2010-09-26T03:12:56Z

Why Gary is better than Ash

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	== Why Gary is better than Ash ==		== Why Gary is better than Ash ==
		+	"Gary was here.
		+	Ash is a loser."
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	First of all, Gary is obviously better looking than Ash. He isn't indifferent to romantic advances, and is actually able to land himself quite a few [[girl]]s. Secondly, Gary has an [[Eevee]], which evolved into [[Umbreon]], which automatically makes him [[awesome]]. Thirdly, Gary can actually battle. Every time Ash battles Gary, it always ends up with Ash failing miserably. Finally, Gary isn't a complete [[retard]] and is actually willing to set aside past skirmishes to become friends with old rivals. Yes, it's because Ash wants to be a dolt that he can't be friends with Gary. His loss.		First of all, Gary is obviously better looking than Ash. He isn't indifferent to romantic advances, and is actually able to land himself quite a few [[girl]]s. Secondly, Gary has an [[Eevee]], which evolved into [[Umbreon]], which automatically makes him [[awesome]]. Thirdly, Gary can actually battle. Every time Ash battles Gary, it always ends up with Ash failing miserably. Finally, Gary isn't a complete [[retard]] and is actually willing to set aside past skirmishes to become friends with old rivals. Yes, it's because Ash wants to be a dolt that he can't be friends with Gary. His loss.

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Keiji: /* Why Gary is better than Ash */

2010-05-20T23:00:43Z

Why Gary is better than Ash

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	== Why Gary is better than Ash ==		== Why Gary is better than Ash ==
-	First of all, Gary obviously ~~has more [[sex]]ual appeal~~ than Ash. He isn't indifferent to romantic advances, and is actually able to land himself quite a few [[girl]]s. Secondly, Gary has an [[Eevee]], which evolved into [[Umbreon]], which automatically makes him [[awesome]]. Thirdly, Gary can actually battle. Every time Ash battles Gary, it always ends up ~~in a [[cluster fuck]] for~~ Ash. Finally, Gary isn't a complete [[retard]] and is actually willing to set aside past skirmishes to become friends with old rivals.	+	First of all, Gary is obviously better looking than Ash. He isn't indifferent to romantic advances, and is actually able to land himself quite a few [[girl]]s. Secondly, Gary has an [[Eevee]], which evolved into [[Umbreon]], which automatically makes him [[awesome]]. Thirdly, Gary can actually battle. Every time Ash battles Gary, it always ends up with Ash failing miserably. Finally, Gary isn't a complete [[retard]] and is actually willing to set aside past skirmishes to become friends with old rivals. Yes, it's because Ash wants to be a dolt that he can't be friends with Gary. His loss.
-	Yes, it's because Ash wants to be a ~~[[fuck]]ing [[bitch]]~~ that ~~Gary~~ can't be friends with ~~Ash~~. His loss.	+
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Chao: How the hell did I misspell "retard" o_O??

2009-07-20T00:42:54Z

How the hell did I misspell "retard" o_O??

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	'''Gary Oak''' is a character in the [[Pokémon]] series. He is an animie exclusive character, aside from his appearances in [[Pokémon Puzzle League]] and [[Pikachu and Squirtle]]. He is often confused for [[Green]], however:		'''Gary Oak''' is a character in the [[Pokémon]] series. He is an animie exclusive character, aside from his appearances in [[Pokémon Puzzle League]] and [[Pikachu and Squirtle]]. He is often confused for [[Green]], however:
-	{{Read\|Gary Oak is [[NOT]] the rival in [[Pokémon 1]] OR <br />the Viridian [[Gym leader]] in [[Pokémon 2]]!!<br />''That is [[Green]]''!! Get that through your heads, [[~~reatard~~\|moron]]s!}}	+	{{Read\|Gary Oak is [[NOT]] the rival in [[Pokémon 1]] OR <br />the Viridian [[Gym leader]] in [[Pokémon 2]]!!<br />''That is [[Green]]''!! Get that through your heads, [[retard\|moron]]s!}}
	Yes, that's right, not even in the Yellow version of Pokémon 1 is Green Gary. [[GET OVER IT!]] He was formerly [[Ash Ketchum]]'s [[rival]], HOWEVER, Gary now wants to be friends with Ash, and we all know Gary is better than Ash on any [[Accord]].		Yes, that's right, not even in the Yellow version of Pokémon 1 is Green Gary. [[GET OVER IT!]] He was formerly [[Ash Ketchum]]'s [[rival]], HOWEVER, Gary now wants to be friends with Ash, and we all know Gary is better than Ash on any [[Accord]].

Chao: Created page with '{{Short|July 19 2009}} '''Gary Oak''' is a character in the Pokémon series. He is an animie exclusive character, aside from his appearances in [[Pokémon Puzzle Lea...'

2009-07-20T00:34:07Z

Created page with '{{Short|July 19 2009}} '''Gary Oak''' is a character in the Pokémon series. He is an animie exclusive character, aside from his appearances in [[Pokémon Puzzle Lea...'

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{{Short|[[July 19]] [[2009]]}}

'''Gary Oak''' is a character in the [[Pokémon]] series. He is an animie exclusive character, aside from his appearances in [[Pokémon Puzzle League]] and [[Pikachu and Squirtle]]. He is often confused for [[Green]], however:
{{Read|Gary Oak is [[NOT]] the rival in [[Pokémon 1]] OR <br />the Viridian [[Gym leader]] in [[Pokémon 2]]!!<br />''That is [[Green]]''!! Get that through your heads, [[reatard|moron]]s!}}
Yes, that's right, not even in the Yellow version of Pokémon 1 is Green Gary. [[GET OVER IT!]] He was formerly [[Ash Ketchum]]'s [[rival]], HOWEVER, Gary now wants to be friends with Ash, and we all know Gary is better than Ash on any [[Accord]].

== Gary! Gary! He's our man! ==
Yes, Gary at [[one]] point, did have a [[legion of cheerleaders]] following him everywhere in his lust-worthy [[Red|red]] [[sports car]]. However, since Gary isn't a [[fag]] anymore, the cheerleaders have disappeared, likely obsessing over someone else...or maybe Gary killed them because they were just [[plain]] [[annoying]].

== Why Gary is better than Ash ==
First of all, Gary obviously has more [[sex]]ual appeal than Ash. He isn't indifferent to romantic advances, and is actually able to land himself quite a few [[girl]]s. Secondly, Gary has an [[Eevee]], which evolved into [[Umbreon]], which automatically makes him [[awesome]]. Thirdly, Gary can actually battle. Every time Ash battles Gary, it always ends up in a [[cluster fuck]] for Ash. Finally, Gary isn't a complete [[retard]] and is actually willing to set aside past skirmishes to become friends with old rivals.
Yes, it's because Ash wants to be a [[fuck]]ing [[bitch]] that Gary can't be friends with Ash. His loss.

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