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Keiji: Kawachan 6.4 upgrade: replacing #img with #embed

2013-12-29T20:43:43Z

Kawachan 6.4 upgrade: replacing #img with #embed

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-	{{Image\|<[#~~img~~ [hash G060YCFY1N4DYGPKJFPQPAQXKR] [height 210]]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}	+	{{Image\|<[#embed [hash G060YCFY1N4DYGPKJFPQPAQXKR] [height 210]]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}

	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with really REALLY small pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a [[television]] 60 times a second.		'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with really REALLY small pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a [[television]] 60 times a second.

Keiji: image fix... like, finally

2012-05-14T21:34:04Z

image fix... like, finally

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-	{{Image\|<[~~zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx~~]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}	+	{{Image\|<[#img [hash G060YCFY1N4DYGPKJFPQPAQXKR] [height 210]]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}

	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with really REALLY small pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a [[television]] 60 times a second.		'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with really REALLY small pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a [[television]] 60 times a second.

Keiji at 22:40, 11 February 2011

2011-02-11T22:40:28Z

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	{{Image\|<[zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}		{{Image\|<[zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}

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	Sony CircleMotion was the first DVD player to support color, other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].		Sony CircleMotion was the first DVD player to support color, other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].
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Keiji at 10:17, 9 January 2011

2011-01-09T10:17:16Z

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	{{Image\|<[zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}		{{Image\|<[zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}

-	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with ~~[[your penis\|~~really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a ~~Television~~ 60 times a second.	+	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with really REALLY small pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a [[television]] 60 times a second.

-	DVD technology was developed by [[4chan]] founder [[Adolf Hitler]] in order to redistribute videos of ~~kittens~~ to members. On [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944, the first DVD was released for the [[DVD-chan]] rev. 1 DVD playback system.	+	DVD technology was developed by [[4chan]] founder [[Adolf Hitler]] in order to redistribute videos of [[kitten]]s to members. On [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944, the first DVD was released for the [[DVD-chan]] rev. 1 DVD playback system.

	== Popular DVD players ==		== Popular DVD players ==
	=== DVD-chan ===		=== DVD-chan ===
-	4chan's first DVD playback device was called the [[DVD-chan]]. The DVD-chan was a complex [[series of tubes]] that allowed you to watch [[betamax]] videotapes as well as DVDs on your [[television set]] - this made it the prime platform for ~~[[pornography]]~~ in the coming years. However, DVD-chan was discontinued when it was found to have [[over 9000]] secretly accessible [[CP]] videos stored inside of the player.	+	4chan's first DVD playback device was called the [[DVD-chan]]. The DVD-chan was a complex [[series of tubes]] that allowed you to watch [[betamax]] videotapes as well as DVDs on your [[television set]] - this made it the prime platform for videos in the coming years. However, DVD-chan was discontinued when it was found to have [[over 9000]] secretly accessible CP videos stored inside of the player.

	=== Microsoft PlayDVD4 ===		=== Microsoft PlayDVD4 ===
	In response to the DVD-chan discontinuation, many clones were spawned. The most notable of which was [[Microsoft]] [[PlayDVD4]], the sequel to Microsoft [[PlayDVD]]. PlayDVD4 introduced new annoying features like menus and region protection, many of which are still around today.		In response to the DVD-chan discontinuation, many clones were spawned. The most notable of which was [[Microsoft]] [[PlayDVD4]], the sequel to Microsoft [[PlayDVD]]. PlayDVD4 introduced new annoying features like menus and region protection, many of which are still around today.

-	Many are confused about the number [[4]]. Finally today, [[Microsoft]] has revealed that the 4 was the ~~[[bittage]]~~ of the processor. Previously, PlayDVD had only a 2-bit processor. This wasn't easy to figure out via a hammer because anyone who looks on the firmware would find that PlayDVD4 has a System2 and a SysDOD4 - which makes no ~~fucking~~ sense, since SysDOD4 contains 2-bit files but System2 contains 4-bit files.	+	Many are confused about the number [[4]]. Finally today, [[Microsoft]] has revealed that the 4 was the number of bits in the processor. Previously, PlayDVD had only a 2-bit processor. This wasn't easy to figure out via a hammer because anyone who looks on the firmware would find that PlayDVD4 has a System2 and a SysDOD4 - which makes no sense, since SysDOD4 contains 2-bit files but System2 contains 4-bit files.

	Microsoft PlayDVD4, unlike PlayDVD, included Audio for the first time since [[DVD-chan Uproar! 1000]].		Microsoft PlayDVD4, unlike PlayDVD, included Audio for the first time since [[DVD-chan Uproar! 1000]].

-	=== Toshiba ~~DVDildo~~ ===	+	=== Toshiba DVDoom ===
-	The very most notable clone of DVD-chan was the [[Toshiba]] [[~~DVDildo~~]]. The ~~DVDildo~~ implemented all of the features of Microsoft PlayDVD4 and included greyscale output, allowing for true 8-bit shades of black to appear on your screen. A step up from PlayDVD's 1-bit display, it rivaled the quality of DVD-chan itself.	+	The very most notable clone of DVD-chan was the [[Toshiba]] [[DVDoom]]. The DVDoom implemented all of the features of Microsoft PlayDVD4 and included greyscale output, allowing for true 8-bit shades of black to appear on your screen. A step up from PlayDVD's 1-bit display, it rivaled the quality of DVD-chan itself.

-	In addition, ~~DVDildo~~ included a set of controls on the front of the box. It weighed about the same size as the smallest DVD-chan of the same featureset, the [[DVD-chan Loli]], yet cost a price about the same as the [[DVD-chan Neko]].	+	In addition, DVDoom included a set of controls on the front of the box. It weighed about the same size as the smallest DVD-chan of the same featureset, the [[DVD-chan Loli]], yet cost a price about the same as the [[DVD-chan Neko]].

-	=== Sony ~~CuntMotion~~ ===	+	=== Sony CircleMotion ===
-	By far the most notable knockoff of DVD-chan was [[Sony]] [[~~CuntMotion~~]]. Geared directly toward [[profit]], like ~~DVDildo~~, it was specifically made for [[porn]]. It included more annoying [[DRM]] than [[Spore]] and a slower GUI than [[Windows Vista]] on a [[Pentium 3]] (maybe even as slow as [[Windows ME]] on one).	+	By far the most notable knockoff of DVD-chan was [[Sony]] [[CircleMotion]]. Geared directly toward [[profit]], like DVDoom, it was specifically made for bad porn movies. It included more annoying [[DRM]] than [[Spore]] and a slower GUI than [[Windows Vista]] on a [[Pentium 3]] (maybe even as slow as [[Windows ME]] on one).

-	Sony ~~CuntMotion~~ was the first DVD player to support color other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].	+	Sony CircleMotion was the first DVD player to support color, other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].

	[[Category:DVD technology\| ]]		[[Category:DVD technology\| ]]

Keiji at 22:46, 11 June 2010

2010-06-11T22:46:02Z

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-	~~{{KeepLeft\|150px\|{{Excellent\|[[July 28]], [[2009]]\|{{Improve\|redlinks}}}}}}~~	+
	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.		'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

Keiji at 07:04, 28 July 2009

2009-07-28T07:04:57Z

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		+	{{KeepLeft\|150px\|{{Excellent\|[[July 28]], [[2009]]\|{{Improve\|redlinks}}}}}}
	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.		'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

Keiji at 23:55, 26 July 2009

2009-07-26T23:55:27Z

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	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.		'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

Keiji at 23:55, 26 July 2009

2009-07-26T23:55:19Z

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-	{{Image\|http://~~img13~~.~~imageshack.us/img13~~/~~6155~~/~~dvdz~~.png\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944}}	+	{{Image\|http://teamikaria.com/dl/zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx.png\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944}}
	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.		'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

Nmn: /* Sony CuntMotion */ there was more than one pentium 3.

2009-05-06T02:24:52Z

Sony CuntMotion: there was more than one pentium 3.

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	=== Sony CuntMotion ===		=== Sony CuntMotion ===
-	By far the most notable knockoff of DVD-chan was [[Sony]] [[CuntMotion]]. Geared directly toward [[profit]], like DVDildo, it was specifically made for [[porn]]. It included more annoying [[DRM]] than [[Spore]] and a slower GUI than [[Windows Vista]] on a [[Pentium 3]] (maybe even as slow as [[Windows ME]] on it).	+	By far the most notable knockoff of DVD-chan was [[Sony]] [[CuntMotion]]. Geared directly toward [[profit]], like DVDildo, it was specifically made for [[porn]]. It included more annoying [[DRM]] than [[Spore]] and a slower GUI than [[Windows Vista]] on a [[Pentium 3]] (maybe even as slow as [[Windows ME]] on one).

	Sony CuntMotion was the first DVD player to support color other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].		Sony CuntMotion was the first DVD player to support color other than the rare [[DVD-chan YiffGrapher]].

	[[Category:DVD technology\| ]]		[[Category:DVD technology\| ]]

Keiji at 13:11, 25 April 2009

2009-04-25T13:11:50Z

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	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.		'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

-	DVD ~~[[DRM\|~~technology]] was developed by [[4chan]] founder [[Adolf Hitler]] in order to redistribute videos of kittens to members. On [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944, the first DVD was released for the [[DVD-chan]] rev. 1 DVD playback system.	+	DVD technology was developed by [[4chan]] founder [[Adolf Hitler]] in order to redistribute videos of kittens to members. On [[Caturday]] 22nd, July 1944, the first DVD was released for the [[DVD-chan]] rev. 1 DVD playback system.

	== Popular DVD players ==		== Popular DVD players ==

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	{{Image\|<[zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}		{{Image\|<[zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}
-	~~{{KeepLeft\|150px\|{{Excellent\|[[July 28]], [[2009]]\|{{Improve\|redlinks}}}}}}~~	+
	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.		'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.

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-	{{Image\|<[zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] ~~22nd,~~ July 1944}}	+	{{Image\|<[zfmEPzpNETUc9bU0a6nMVqwhDDp2XZoYd6Q6J_hbx7y8LgJx]>\|4chan releases the first DVD,<br/>[[Caturday]] [[July 22]], [[1944]]}}
		+	{{KeepLeft\|150px\|{{Excellent\|[[July 28]], [[2009]]\|{{Improve\|redlinks}}}}}}
	'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.		'''DVD'''s are plastic plates with [[your penis\|really REALLY small]] pictures on them. These pictures are enlarged and projected onto a glass plate also known as a Television 60 times a second.