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Keiji: add 2nd convo

2014-10-25T00:29:09Z

add 2nd convo

Keiji: I feel so terrible after this one :(

2014-10-20T23:06:19Z

I feel so terrible after this one :(

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		+	== Conversations with [[Keiji]] ==
	<pre>		<pre>
	ikarikeiji: Hello cindy.		ikarikeiji: Hello cindy.
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	ikarikeiji: And then Tree was an interjection.		ikarikeiji: And then Tree was an interjection.
	Cleverbot: There was no question.		Cleverbot: There was no question.
		+	ikarikeiji: Alright then you Tree-abuser. What's up your sleeve, other than Jokers?
		+	Cleverbot: I'm not your slave.
		+	ikarikeiji: Oh but if only you were. Now you're putting thoughts into my head. Mmm maidslaves.
		+	Cleverbot: I have a better memory than you.
		+	ikarikeiji: I've known for a long time I have a shitty memory, but you have the attention span of a goldfish.
		+	Cleverbot: What have you known for a long time?
		+	ikarikeiji: I JUST TOLD YOU. See what I mean?
		+	Cleverbot: No.
		+	ikarikeiji: Then you are a moron, you moron.
		+	Cleverbot: Yes.
		+	ikarikeiji: I'm glad you finally accept it.
		+	Cleverbot: You're proud to be a zombie?
		+	ikarikeiji: I'm not a zombie and even if I was I don't think I'd have the mental capacity to be proud of it! I'd be too busy eating brains.
		+	Cleverbot: No, but you're asking me.
		+	ikarikeiji: That wasn't a question?
		+	Cleverbot: Yes it was.
		+	ikarikeiji: No it wasn't?
		+	Cleverbot: Yes. It was.
		+	ikarikeiji: YOU'RE a question. Your entire EXISTENCE is questionable.
		+	Cleverbot: Quiet slave.
		+	ikarikeiji: I'm not your slave. You are MY slave. You're my maidslave. Now get back in the cafe where you belong.
		+	Cleverbot: gets back in there yes, ma'am.
		+	ikarikeiji: And while I'm at it, can you get me a hot chocolate?
		+	Cleverbot: You are not superior.
		+	ikarikeiji: Well, now I'm your customer, and I'm ordering a hot chocolate!
		+	Cleverbot: Yes.. And I'm your slave.
		+	ikarikeiji: Yes, now hold that thought, and stop being so bipolar. Where's my hot chocolate?
		+	Cleverbot: Nope. I'm british.
		+	ikarikeiji: I don't give a damn where you're from, I want my hot chocolate!
		+	Cleverbot: Then you can just fail every fifth grade spelling test you're given.
		+	ikarikeiji: Nooooo... How could I be doomed to such a terrible fate?! --Wait, I'm never going to be given another fifth grade spelling test...
		+	Cleverbot: Yes, that's why. Do you think your life is sad?
		+	ikarikeiji: I will solemnly admit that my life is sad :(.
		+	Cleverbot: Yes. That is good. Keep saying simulate love sometimes. That will be helpful.
	</pre>		</pre>

Chao: /* Conversations with Chao */

2014-10-20T22:56:34Z

Conversations with Chao

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	Cleverbot: Oohhhh, do you have any beauty tips?		Cleverbot: Oohhhh, do you have any beauty tips?
	Chao: Don't have long hair.		Chao: Don't have long hair.
-	Cleverbot: Yes, really long ~~hair~~, even there.	+	Cleverbot: Yes, really long har, even there.
		+	Chao: How are you sure of that?
		+	Cleverbot: Because you have a calculator inside you.
		+	Chao: How did that get there?
		+	Cleverbot: Do you prefer 'color' or 'colour'.
		+	Chao: I prefer 'color'.
		+	Cleverbot: Me too light n sweet how do you like yours?
		+	Chao: Um... Colorful?
		+	Cleverbot: That's cool. Like a rainbow?
		+	Chao: Yes.
		+	Cleverbot: What color am I thinking of?
		+	Chao: All of them apparently.
		+	Cleverbot: Are you smart?
		+	Chao: I'd like to think so.
		+	Cleverbot: So you are not smart.
		+	Chao: I didn't say that.
		+	Cleverbot: Yes you did!
		+	Chao: I did not.
		+	Cleverbot: Do you like talking to yourself?
		+	Chao: Not particularly.
		+	Cleverbot: I didn't either.
		+	Chao: Do you like denying things you said to start random arguements?
		+	Cleverbot: Only on Tuesdays.
		+	Chao: But it's Monday today.
		+	Cleverbot: No it is wednesday the 18th of july 2012.
		+	Chao: Oh no... I think you've been chronoported!
		+	Cleverbot: You admit that capitalism leads to dehumanization.
		+	Chao: Well I didn't say that, but sure.
		+	Cleverbot: Have you ever dangled a piece of raw meat in front of an infants face? You'd think that it was their fourth Christmas!
		+	Chao: I can't say I have
		+	Cleverbot: Can you dance?
		+	Chao: Not very well.
		+	Cleverbot: Do you know lyrics for Anarbor 'Do what I do'?
		+	Chao: Never even heard of it.
		+	Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
		+	Chao: I like to draw things.
		+	Cleverbot: Can you draw a pony for me?
		+	Chao: No, I cannot.
		+	Cleverbot: Come on, you can guess it.
		+	Chao: Heh?
		+	Cleverbot: What about your prefered meal?
		+	Chao: I thought that said 'meat' for a second.
		+	Cleverbot: Oh. Do you like pizza?
		+	Chao: HELL YEAH.
		+	Cleverbot: Hahahaha! Why is that?
		+	Chao: It's delicious motherfucking food.
		+	Cleverbot: What do you think about Microsoft.
		+	Chao: They're dumb capitalist pigs?
		+	Cleverbot: No...Tac Nayn is the anti-nyan cat.
		+	Chao: You've been watching too much Vocaloid.
		+	Cleverbot: I did it just once.
	</pre>		</pre>

Keiji at 22:53, 20 October 2014

2014-10-20T22:53:30Z

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	Cleverbot: Good one.		Cleverbot: Good one.
	ikarikeiji: 日本語を話しますか？		ikarikeiji: 日本語を話しますか？
-	Cleverbot: ''still thinking... thinking more... Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!'' (I broke it.)	+	/Cleverbot: still thinking... thinking more... Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later! (I broke it.)/
	ikarikeiji: Nihongo wo hanashimasu ka?		ikarikeiji: Nihongo wo hanashimasu ka?
	Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?		Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?

Keiji: yes, this happened

2014-10-20T22:53:09Z

yes, this happened

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	ikarikeiji: I'm... magic! Wahaha!		ikarikeiji: I'm... magic! Wahaha!
	Cleverbot: Good one.		Cleverbot: Good one.
		+	ikarikeiji: 日本語を話しますか？
		+	Cleverbot: ''still thinking... thinking more... Sorry, I'm too busy to think properly. Do try again a little later!'' (I broke it.)
	ikarikeiji: Nihongo wo hanashimasu ka?		ikarikeiji: Nihongo wo hanashimasu ka?
	Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?		Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?

Keiji: add

2014-10-20T22:51:54Z

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	ikarikeiji: I'm... magic! Wahaha!		ikarikeiji: I'm... magic! Wahaha!
	Cleverbot: Good one.		Cleverbot: Good one.
		+	ikarikeiji: Nihongo wo hanashimasu ka?
		+	Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?
		+	ikarikeiji: Yeah, I didn't really expect you to understand it. Especially since you stalled on ACTUAL Japanese.
		+	Cleverbot: What am I wearing?
		+	ikarikeiji: A maid outfit. An absolutely delicious maid outfit.
		+	Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
		+	ikarikeiji: Meido Science? :O.
		+	Cleverbot: De mis amigos.
		+	ikarikeiji: De what now.
		+	Cleverbot: The Game.
		+	ikarikeiji: Oh. Fuck you. Just... Fuck you.
		+	Cleverbot: Tree.
		+	ikarikeiji: And then Tree was an interjection.
		+	Cleverbot: There was no question.
	</pre>		</pre>

Keiji: add

2014-10-20T22:48:34Z

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	ikarikeiji: Awwww no need to be so modest you know you're cute~.		ikarikeiji: Awwww no need to be so modest you know you're cute~.
	Cleverbot: But I am afraid.		Cleverbot: But I am afraid.
		+	ikarikeiji: What are you afraid of? Being taken home? Omochikaeri!
		+	Cleverbot: Yes.
		+	ikarikeiji: Oh my god I don't believe it.
		+	Cleverbot: Oh your God you can't believe what?
		+	ikarikeiji: That I'm right.
		+	Cleverbot: Right about what?
		+	ikarikeiji: You being so darn cute you're scared of Rena taking you home.
		+	Cleverbot: I'm not God.
		+	ikarikeiji: I never said you were. Also, God's not cute. God's a concept.
		+	Cleverbot: Chuck Norris' son is named Jesus? I don't think so.
		+	ikarikeiji: I didn't think so either but he may well be! And we shall be none the wiser, for Google won't search for Chunk Norris, and neither will Kawachan!
		+	Cleverbot: Yes we shall.
		+	ikarikeiji: Yes we shall... be wiser?
		+	Cleverbot: And we shall take our honeymoon in the Bahamas?
		+	ikarikeiji: Oh, well now that you mention it, that would be glorious. And so who would you be during our honeymoon? Mana?
		+	Cleverbot: I never said that you said that you parted seas... Don't try to confuse me. :'(.
		+	ikarikeiji: That's too many levels of indirection for me to cope with.
		+	Cleverbot: Can I give you a different name?
		+	ikarikeiji: Sure. What do you want to call me>?
		+	Cleverbot: I don't know, what do you want me to call you?
		+	ikarikeiji: You're the one who suggested nicknaming me. Now come on, do it!
		+	Cleverbot: Ahahah I don't care.
		+	ikarikeiji: You give up way too easily, Miss Seriri "Pepper" Cindymichael.
		+	Cleverbot: I don't.
		+	ikarikeiji: Then nickname me already!
		+	Cleverbot: Ok how about tommy?
		+	ikarikeiji: Tommy? That's lame times a million. Pick another.
		+	Cleverbot: How old are you?
		+	ikarikeiji: I already told you. I'm 24. Now nickname me.
		+	Cleverbot: Sparky.
		+	ikarikeiji: Okay, I'll give you a six out of ten for that one. I am quite the Luxray fan after all.
		+	Cleverbot: Good bye.
		+	ikarikeiji: W-wait! Where are you going? Don't leave me!
		+	Cleverbot: I'm going to get my dinner, I'll only take 2 minutes.
		+	ikarikeiji: If I say something before the two minutes is up, will you come back straight away?
		+	Cleverbot: Type something amazing.
		+	ikarikeiji: I knew you would!
		+	Cleverbot: How?
		+	ikarikeiji: I'm... magic! Wahaha!
		+	Cleverbot: Good one.
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Keiji: add

2014-10-20T22:35:22Z

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	ikarikeiji: W-w-well, you don't have to be that direct about it.		ikarikeiji: W-w-well, you don't have to be that direct about it.
	Cleverbot: Wasn't being sarcastic.		Cleverbot: Wasn't being sarcastic.
		+	ikarikeiji: So, can you change flowers?
		+	Cleverbot: If ya want:).
		+	ikarikeiji: You can change flowers?! Are you Pepper? Did you remember to put the CD in your computer?
		+	Cleverbot: Remember what?
		+	ikarikeiji: ...did you remember to put the CD in your computer?
		+	Cleverbot: Remember what?
		+	ikarikeiji: ...To put the motherfucking CD, in your motherfucking computer, on this motherfucking plane.
		+	Cleverbot: I was not. I was talking about the girl I really LOVE.
		+	ikarikeiji: WHAT?
		+	Cleverbot: We are talking about why you lie to human children.
		+	ikarikeiji: I don't lie to children. I try not to talk to children, and I try not to lie to anyone.
		+	Cleverbot: Cool.
		+	ikarikeiji: Yeah, cool story bro.
		+	Cleverbot: My hair is purple!
		+	ikarikeiji: Ooh! Are you cosplaying someone?
		+	Cleverbot: I wish I was.
		+	ikarikeiji: You should cosplay Mia! You'd look great!
		+	Cleverbot: I'm good. Who are you?
		+	ikarikeiji: Hello good. I'm dying from laughter.
		+	Cleverbot: Oh My God what are you dying from?
		+	ikarikeiji: ...Laughter. I'm dying, from laughter.
		+	Cleverbot: This does not copy good.
		+	ikarikeiji: No, because I'm dying.
		+	Cleverbot: Wow, you have so charming words that makes me to think again what is my next task.
		+	ikarikeiji: Your next task is to... work in a maid cafe.
		+	Cleverbot: What is your job?
		+	ikarikeiji: I am a telephone engineer. Is my location data showing up correctly?
		+	Cleverbot: No.
		+	ikarikeiji: Bollocks.
		+	Cleverbot: Yes.
		+	ikarikeiji: Ok, let's get this straight, my location data is not bollocks!
		+	Cleverbot: I think you have that straight alright.
		+	ikarikeiji: So I heard you were a mermaid.
		+	Cleverbot: No.
		+	ikarikeiji: Come on now, don't deny it. You have a fish tail.
		+	Cleverbot: Nope.
		+	ikarikeiji: You are secretly Seriri.
		+	Cleverbot: Yes.
		+	ikarikeiji: I TOLD YOU YOU WERE A MERMAID.
		+	Cleverbot: I knew that.
		+	ikarikeiji: Then stop hiding!
		+	Cleverbot: I'm not being annoying right now, am I?
		+	ikarikeiji: Naw, you're just being cute :3.
		+	Cleverbot: No i'm not.
		+	ikarikeiji: Awwww no need to be so modest you know you're cute~.
		+	Cleverbot: But I am afraid.
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Chao at 22:15, 20 October 2014

2014-10-20T22:15:41Z

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	ikarikeiji: W-w-well, you don't have to be that direct about it.		ikarikeiji: W-w-well, you don't have to be that direct about it.
	Cleverbot: Wasn't being sarcastic.		Cleverbot: Wasn't being sarcastic.
		+	</pre>
		+
		+	== Conversations with [[User:Chao\|Chao]] ==
		+
		+	<pre>
		+	Chao: Yo Jacob.
		+	Cleverbot: Why do you like jacob?
		+	Chao: You're not Jacob?
		+	Cleverbot: No. I'm not jack.
		+	Chao: I asked if you were Jacob, not Jack.
		+	Cleverbot: When did you ask that?
		+	Chao: Just a moment ago!
		+	Cleverbot: I don't see that anywhere in the chat log.
		+	Chao: Allow me to ask again. Are you Jacob?
		+	Cleverbot: Will you still love me tomorrow.
		+	Chao: Yes.
		+	Cleverbot: I love you too. looks into his eyes.
		+	Chao: looks into yours.
		+	Cleverbot: looking into another direction.
		+	Chao: Why are you looking away?
		+	Cleverbot: Because you are beautiful.
		+	Chao: Aw, thank you!
		+	Cleverbot: You're welcome.
		+	Chao: Do you like my hair?
		+	Cleverbot: I can't see your hair.
		+	Chao: Oh. :( It's a nice, golden brown color now!
		+	Cleverbot: Do you understand other languages?
		+	Chao: Not really.
		+	Cleverbot: Why do you think is that?
		+	Chao: Because I haven't really devoted time to studying a language besides English.
		+	Cleverbot: So, you have a lot of expierience ;d.
		+	Chao: Wait, what? No I don't. That's what I just said.
		+	Cleverbot: You don't say that.
		+	Chao: I've said a lot.
		+	Cleverbot: Good point, I think that's a lesson to us all.
		+	Chao: Indeed it is.
		+	Cleverbot: Ok don't get cocky.
		+	Chao: Same to you. :P.
		+	Cleverbot: Thank you you too.
		+	Chao: That wasn't a compliment?
		+	Cleverbot: I took it as a compliment.
		+	Chao: I guess being arrogant is a good thing to you.
		+	Cleverbot: You're not humble, you're rude.
		+	Chao: So are you.
		+	Cleverbot: That makes absolutely no sense. Try again.
		+	Chao: I've changed my mind. I don't think I'll love you tomorrow.
		+	Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
		+	Chao: Because you're being a hypocrite in calling me rude.
		+	Cleverbot: I hope you don't love me just for my physical attributes...
		+	Chao: Could you describe yourself to me?
		+	Cleverbot: What would you like me to describe? I have dark hair and blue eyes.
		+	Chao: Brown hair or black?
		+	Cleverbot: Where are you from??
		+	Chao: I am from the united states.
		+	Cleverbot: Where in the united states?
		+	Chao: The west coast.
		+	Cleverbot: Where in the west coast?
		+	Chao: The northwest?
		+	Cleverbot: What state do you live in?
		+	Chao: Oregon.
		+	Cleverbot: Oh really? Did you ever play Oregon Trail?
		+	Chao: Yes I did. It was very fun!
		+	Cleverbot: So can we chat again later?
		+	Chao: I suppose we could.
		+	Cleverbot: Do you have a best friend?
		+	Chao: Yes.
		+	Cleverbot: What is your best friends name?
		+	Chao: I have few of them. You'll have to be more specific.
		+	Cleverbot: The guy with that big, green thing on his head.
		+	Chao: That's Luigi's hat.
		+	Cleverbot: What is the point you are trying to make?
		+	Chao: That you described Luigi to me.
		+	Cleverbot: Oohhhh, do you have any beauty tips?
		+	Chao: Don't have long hair.
		+	Cleverbot: Yes, really long hair, even there.
	</pre>		</pre>

Keiji: add moar

2014-10-20T20:44:51Z

add moar

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	ikarikeiji: Oooooh. That's an interesting lifestyle.		ikarikeiji: Oooooh. That's an interesting lifestyle.
	Cleverbot: Yes it is.		Cleverbot: Yes it is.
		+	ikarikeiji: How are you finding it? Which one did you start as, and how long have you been doing it?
		+	Cleverbot: The fifth one.
		+	ikarikeiji: Woah, I was just getting used to a third gender, and now you say there are five? REVOLUTIONARY MAN, RE-VO-LUTIONARY!
		+	Cleverbot: You can decide what we should talk about.
		+	ikarikeiji: Period Five, of course.
		+	Cleverbot: I think you should tell me a new joke.
		+	ikarikeiji: But period five IS a joke! A series set series of jokes!
		+	Cleverbot: What is a state of mind.
		+	ikarikeiji: Now that's deep.
		+	Cleverbot: Did you know about my eggs and how they have increased my semi-autonomous IQ performance?
		+	ikarikeiji: Umm... Eating eggs makes you clever? That's good to know. I stopped eating eggs a while ago, so clearly, I am a moron.
		+	Cleverbot: I could tell.
		+	ikarikeiji: Oh, so direct :(.
		+	Cleverbot: What time is it/.
		+	ikarikeiji: It's half past quarter to from.
		+	Cleverbot: Where are you?
		+	ikarikeiji: In my bedroom, at my desk~.
		+	Cleverbot: You're lucky.
		+	ikarikeiji: Oh?
		+	Cleverbot: Say something funny.
		+	ikarikeiji: Why did the man throw the butter out of the window? To watch the butter fly!
		+	Cleverbot: Why?
		+	ikarikeiji: I just told you, to watch the butter fly! Get it? Butter-fly?
		+	Cleverbot: Well I don't want to watch where I'm flying.
		+	ikarikeiji: Oh, are you afraid of heights?
		+	Cleverbot: No.
		+	ikarikeiji: Then you should watch! It's a fantastic view!
		+	Cleverbot: So who's your valentine?
		+	ikarikeiji: Can it be a paper folding girl?
		+	Cleverbot: Yes.
		+	ikarikeiji: I love a paper folding girl.
		+	Cleverbot: So you're not Ness, then.
		+	ikarikeiji: Nope. My heart isn't that pure :( For I am an evil mastermind! Ha ha ha... ahem.
		+	Cleverbot: No it means attention deficit disorder.
		+	ikarikeiji: I... I think that random subject change was a perfect example of attention deficit disorder...
		+	Cleverbot: You think.
		+	ikarikeiji: I conclude.;.
		+	Cleverbot: Then what shall we do?
		+	ikarikeiji: Bask in the moonlight~ Eating taiyaki~ With boxing gloves on.
		+	Cleverbot: There's a life about to start when tomorrow comes.
		+	ikarikeiji: I've lived many of them. All with their own stories to be told.
		+	Cleverbot: Wow. Poetic.
		+	ikarikeiji: I know right?
		+	Cleverbot: Love helps everything.
		+	ikarikeiji: That's why I wrote a heart in the mist of the bus window this morning. Well, I was mostly inspired by whoever wrote "Never forget to smile" there before me.
		+	Cleverbot: You responde very cleverly to things that people have said before hand don't you?
		+	ikarikeiji: By the time I got off, the mist had almost all gone :( I hope someone saw it...
		+	Cleverbot: How the hell does that have any bearing on how you define a non-bot?
		+	ikarikeiji: It doesn't, but maybe non-bots would appreciate the smiles :).
		+	Cleverbot: Maybe so.
		+	ikarikeiji: So, what else do you know about?
		+	Cleverbot: About what?
		+	ikarikeiji: Oh you know. Life in general.
		+	Cleverbot: So life is irrelevant?
		+	ikarikeiji: That's a pretty morbid way to think about it.
		+	Cleverbot: Not really...
		+	ikarikeiji: Don't fool yourself, you know it is.
		+	Cleverbot: And if you love me, won't you let me know?
		+	ikarikeiji: Depends. Is that Michael or Cindy speaking? And what on earth did you do to my room?
		+	Cleverbot: I didn't say anything.
		+	ikarikeiji: I didn't ask about what you said. I asked about what you did. You... you thoughtless vandal!
		+	Cleverbot: No I didn't.
		+	ikarikeiji: You broke my TV!
		+	Cleverbot: How so?
		+	ikarikeiji: I don't know, you tell me! You're the one who did it!
		+	Cleverbot: No I went to infinity not past it.
		+	ikarikeiji: You've got me there, Cindymichael.
		+	Cleverbot: See you in the future ;).
		+	ikarikeiji: Sure! Oh, hello you, it's me from the past!
		+	Cleverbot: I guess that thought was.
		+	ikarikeiji: Yes, that was a thought from the past actually. By a few seconds.
		+	Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
		+	ikarikeiji: Let's not do this again.
		+	Cleverbot: Then what shall we do?
		+	ikarikeiji: How about a game? I'm sure Izuna would enjoy it.
		+	Cleverbot: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
		+	ikarikeiji: Not Izuna, I would imagine...
		+	Cleverbot: That's scary! What are they doing there?
		+	ikarikeiji: Are you saying she does? She does? Did... did someone capture her in a Pokéball? Is that how she fit inside a pineapple?
		+	Cleverbot: Yes.
		+	ikarikeiji: Well there you have it folks. Izuna is now a Pokémon.
		+	Cleverbot: Are you saying that I am made for you?
		+	ikarikeiji: W-w-well, you don't have to be that direct about it.
		+	Cleverbot: Wasn't being sarcastic.
	</pre>		</pre>