Character-killing conspiracy theory - Revision history

Chao: why did I purge mark all this humor content

2012-02-07T21:41:05Z

why did I purge mark all this humor content

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	The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.		The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.

Chao: I think this could stand to die now :/

2011-08-15T10:55:39Z

I think this could stand to die now :/

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	The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.		The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.

Keiji at 15:20, 11 February 2011

2011-02-11T15:20:33Z

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	The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.		The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.

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	'''''KILL THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!!'''''		'''''KILL THE NON-BELIEVERS!!!!'''''
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Keiji: /* Big's not so triumphant return in... Cream's Revenge...? */

2010-10-12T11:13:49Z

Big's not so triumphant return in... Cream's Revenge...?

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	=== Big's not so triumphant return in... Cream's Revenge...? ===		=== Big's not so triumphant return in... Cream's Revenge...? ===
-	Before the release [[Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood]], [[Bioware]] ramted and raved about how the game would be Big's triumphant return to glory on the series, and how much of a role he would play in the story. Unfortunately, Big's role was limited to pretty much the first half of the game, and he was practically useless as a party member; you only really needed him to get through the fog in the [[Mystic Ruins]] and other deadly traps in [[Metropolis]]. Even that use, however, could be out cast by [[Shade]] and [[e-123 Omega]]'s abilites, both of which were also more useful outside of [[Impervious]]/[[Stealth]]. Ironically, Cream starred as a "secret" party member(Her mug was leaked via screenshot by Bioware themselves, not to mention her profile in the instruction manual), and she turned out to be the best party member in the game, tied with [[Eggman]] and Shade, due to her massive healing capabilities and relatively decent offensive capabilities(She could still do decent damage). Adding to the irony is [[Tails]] and [[Rouge]]'s utter weakness and uselessness.	+	Before the release of [[Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood]], [[Bioware]] ramted and raved about how the game would be Big's triumphant return to glory on the series, and how much of a role he would play in the story. Unfortunately, Big's role was limited to pretty much the first half of the game, and he was practically useless as a party member; you only really needed him to get through the fog in the [[Mystic Ruins]] and other deadly traps in [[Metropolis]]. Even that use, however, could be out cast by [[Shade]] and [[e-123 Omega]]'s abilites, both of which were also more useful outside of [[Impervious]]/[[Stealth]]. Ironically, Cream starred as a "secret" party member(Her mug was leaked via screenshot by Bioware themselves, not to mention her profile in the instruction manual), and she turned out to be the best party member in the game, tied with [[Eggman]] and Shade, due to her massive healing capabilities and relatively decent offensive capabilities(She could still do decent damage). Adding to the irony is [[Tails]] and [[Rouge]]'s utter weakness and uselessness.

	=== [[Vancouver]] is as stupid as [[China]] >_< ===		=== [[Vancouver]] is as stupid as [[China]] >_< ===

Keiji: /* NO! Not the Chao and the Animals! */

2010-10-12T11:12:25Z

NO! Not the Chao and the Animals!

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	=== NO! Not the Chao and the [[Small Animals\|Animals]]! ===		=== NO! Not the Chao and the [[Small Animals\|Animals]]! ===
	SEGA's latest attempt at a 3D [[platformer]] targeted at a 2D platformer audience, [[Sonic Colors]], features cute alien like creatures, who are imprisoned by Eggman to be used in his [[evil carnival]] scheme. Effectively, since the aliens also function as power ups, they replace both the Chao and the Small Animals as harmless cute creatures mercilessly used by the villain as tools and the heroes as [[Cheese the Chao\|Weapons]] [[Omochao\|of]] [[Omochao Gun\|Mass]] [[Ifrit\|Destruction]].		SEGA's latest attempt at a 3D [[platformer]] targeted at a 2D platformer audience, [[Sonic Colors]], features cute alien like creatures, who are imprisoned by Eggman to be used in his [[evil carnival]] scheme. Effectively, since the aliens also function as power ups, they replace both the Chao and the Small Animals as harmless cute creatures mercilessly used by the villain as tools and the heroes as [[Cheese the Chao\|Weapons]] [[Omochao\|of]] [[Omochao Gun\|Mass]] [[Ifrit\|Destruction]].
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		+	There should have been [[Chao Garden]]s in ALL the portable games for the GBA and DS - the games missing it are [[Sonic Battle]], [[Sonic Advance 3]], [[Sonic Rush]], [[Sonic Rush Adventure]] and [[Sonic Chronicles]]. It really isn't hard to copy and paste the code for a Chao Garden, even if you don't bother making a spiffy new minigame for it. ''Don't fix what isn't broken!'' In fact, why don't you just release a standalone Chao Garden game?

	== That's horrible! How can we stop this?! ==		== That's horrible! How can we stop this?! ==

Keiji at 11:07, 12 October 2010

2010-10-12T11:07:45Z

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	The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.		The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.

-	Of course the entire reason why this is even a problem is because SEGA likes to introduce new characters in every game, and perhaps include them one or two of the games after it. Then, as soon as people have finally gotten used to the character, they suddenly decide to stop using them. The real solution would be to only introduce new characters for a single game and not re-use them, while re-using the recurring characters in the majority of new games. Big the Cat was only ever supposed to exist in [[Sonic Adventure]], and people only care about him because of his [[cameo]]s in [[Sonic Adventure 2]] that made people believe he'd eventually star in another role (well, let's ignore [[Sonic Chronicles]] for now). Cream, on the other hand, was a new character on the level of Tails ~~and~~ Knuckles, and really shouldn't have been kicked out the cast (though her godforsaken [[voice actor]] damn well should have!).	+	Of course the entire reason why this is even a problem is because SEGA likes to introduce new characters in every game, and perhaps include them one or two of the games after it. Then, as soon as people have finally gotten used to the character, they suddenly decide to stop using them. The real solution would be to only introduce new characters for a single game and not re-use them, while re-using the recurring characters in the majority of new games. Big the Cat was only ever supposed to exist in [[Sonic Adventure]], and people only care about him because of his [[cameo]]s in [[Sonic Adventure 2]] that made people believe he'd eventually star in another role (well, let's ignore [[Sonic Chronicles]] for now). Cream, on the other hand, was a new character on the level of Tails, Knuckles and Amy, and really shouldn't have been kicked out the cast (though her godforsaken [[voice actor]] damn well should have!).

	Some other characters this conspiracy aims to kill include:		Some other characters this conspiracy aims to kill include:

Keiji at 11:06, 12 October 2010

2010-10-12T11:06:56Z

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	The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.		The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.

Keiji at 11:06, 12 October 2010

2010-10-12T11:06:44Z

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	{{Excellent\|[[July 28]], [[2009]]\|{{Improve\|redlinks}}}}		{{Excellent\|[[July 28]], [[2009]]\|{{Improve\|redlinks}}}}

-	'''~~The Big (and Cream)~~ conspiracy theory'''(originally known as ~~just~~ '''~~The~~ Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly ~~the titular~~ [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.	+	The '''character-killing conspiracy theory''' (originally known as the '''Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.
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		+	Of course the entire reason why this is even a problem is because SEGA likes to introduce new characters in every game, and perhaps include them one or two of the games after it. Then, as soon as people have finally gotten used to the character, they suddenly decide to stop using them. The real solution would be to only introduce new characters for a single game and not re-use them, while re-using the recurring characters in the majority of new games. Big the Cat was only ever supposed to exist in [[Sonic Adventure]], and people only care about him because of his [[cameo]]s in [[Sonic Adventure 2]] that made people believe he'd eventually star in another role (well, let's ignore [[Sonic Chronicles]] for now). Cream, on the other hand, was a new character on the level of Tails and Knuckles, and really shouldn't have been kicked out the cast (though her godforsaken [[voice actor]] damn well should have!).

	Some other characters this conspiracy aims to kill include:		Some other characters this conspiracy aims to kill include:

Keiji: moved Big (and Cream) conspiracy theory to Character-killing conspiracy theory: How about we have a neutral title?

2010-10-12T11:02:04Z

moved Big (and Cream) conspiracy theory to Character-killing conspiracy theory: How about we have a neutral title?

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Chao at 06:36, 12 October 2010

2010-10-12T06:36:21Z

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	{{Excellent\|[[July 28]], [[2009]]\|{{Improve\|redlinks}}}}		{{Excellent\|[[July 28]], [[2009]]\|{{Improve\|redlinks}}}}

-	'''The Big (and Cream) conspiracy theory'''(originally known as just '''The Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly the titular [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.	+	'''The Big (and Cream) conspiracy theory'''(originally known as just '''The Cream conspiracy theory''') is a [[conspiracy theory]] believed in mainly by [[User:Chao\|Chao]], but he hopes to have more followers after writing this page (''Follow me! Set me Free!''). It involves infamous [[third party developer]] [[SEGA]] using various means to kill off popular semi-minor [[Sonic the Hedgehog characters]], mainly the titular [[Big the Cat]] and [[Cream the Rabbit]], and replace them with [[Shoe-in]]s and other [[crap]]py new characters.

	Some other characters this conspiracy aims to kill include:		Some other characters this conspiracy aims to kill include:
	*[[Vanilla the Rabbit]]		*[[Vanilla the Rabbit]]
-	*[[Big the Cat]]
	*[[The Chaotix]], including [[Espio the Chameleon]], [[Charmy the Bee]] and [[Vector the Crocodile]]		*[[The Chaotix]], including [[Espio the Chameleon]], [[Charmy the Bee]] and [[Vector the Crocodile]]
	*the [[Chao]]		*the [[Chao]]
		+	*the [[Small Animals]]

	== History ==		== History ==
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	=== Big's REAL return to glory? ===		=== Big's REAL return to glory? ===
	Rumours have surfaced of Big being playable in [[Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing]], although such a selfless kind act would be quite a feat for SEGA. Turns out, these rumors were true, although Kumizonians have yet to test weather he is actually superior to any other racers, though it's hard to beat out characters like [[Opa Opa]], [[Billy Hatcher]] and [[Alex Kidd]].		Rumours have surfaced of Big being playable in [[Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing]], although such a selfless kind act would be quite a feat for SEGA. Turns out, these rumors were true, although Kumizonians have yet to test weather he is actually superior to any other racers, though it's hard to beat out characters like [[Opa Opa]], [[Billy Hatcher]] and [[Alex Kidd]].
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		+	=== NO! Not the Chao and the [[Small Animals\|Animals]]! ===
		+	SEGA's latest attempt at a 3D [[platformer]] targeted at a 2D platformer audience, [[Sonic Colors]], features cute alien like creatures, who are imprisoned by Eggman to be used in his [[evil carnival]] scheme. Effectively, since the aliens also function as power ups, they replace both the Chao and the Small Animals as harmless cute creatures mercilessly used by the villain as tools and the heroes as [[Cheese the Chao\|Weapons]] [[Omochao\|of]] [[Omochao Gun\|Mass]] [[Ifrit\|Destruction]].

	== That's horrible! How can we stop this?! ==		== That's horrible! How can we stop this?! ==