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Chao: Oh god

2015-09-27T07:32:27Z

Oh god

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-	'''Bowser''', not to be confused with [[hddb:Jonathan Bowers\|Bowers]] or [[browser]]s and also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants ~~to rape her (and~~ have ''her'' take care of his bratty ~~kids)~~. He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.	+	'''Bowser''', not to be confused with [[hddb:Jonathan Bowers\|Bowers]] or [[browser]]s and also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants have ''her'' take care of his bratty kid. He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.

	He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like dirt, however.		He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like dirt, however.

	Bowser's intelligence is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's crossdressing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of [[Toad]] and [[Toadette]]. Bowser also has a mold-green colored [[Honeycoupe]] that he drives around in [[Mario Kart GP]]s and other driving related events.		Bowser's intelligence is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's crossdressing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of [[Toad]] and [[Toadette]]. Bowser also has a mold-green colored [[Honeycoupe]] that he drives around in [[Mario Kart GP]]s and other driving related events.

Keiji: cutting the crap~

2012-02-13T22:38:26Z

cutting the crap~

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-	~~{{PurgeMark}}~~	+	'''Bowser''', not to be confused with [[hddb:Jonathan Bowers\|Bowers]] or [[browser]]s and also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have ''her'' take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.
-	'''Bowser''', not to be confused with [[hddb:Jonathan Bowers\|Bowers]] or [[browser]]s and also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.	+

-	He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like ~~shit~~, however.	+	He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like dirt, however.

	Bowser's intelligence is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's crossdressing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of [[Toad]] and [[Toadette]]. Bowser also has a mold-green colored [[Honeycoupe]] that he drives around in [[Mario Kart GP]]s and other driving related events.		Bowser's intelligence is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's crossdressing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of [[Toad]] and [[Toadette]]. Bowser also has a mold-green colored [[Honeycoupe]] that he drives around in [[Mario Kart GP]]s and other driving related events.
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-	~~== Appearances ==~~
-	~~=== [[New Super Mario Show]] ===~~
-	Bowser is more often than not, the main villain of most every episode in the New Super Mario Show. He's '''''always''''' up to something, from minor mischief to major trouble. Usually most of his evil ploys involve either kidnapping Peach and attempting to marry her, or playing [[sick mind games]] with the Mario gang. Sometimes, Bowser even plays practical jokes on Kamek and Bill, which usually leads them to retort Bowser's actions. Bowser is also often seen scheming with somebody over his phone.
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-	Bowser usually also shows up to push around the competition in the Mario Kart GPs, but he'd usually rather battle [[Rosalina]] than race against the others. So far, Bowser and Rosalina seem to be tied, but the stale mate will eventually be broken. Bowser is also often bailing [[Petey Piranah]] and [[King Boo]] out of trouble. Bowser has also ripped off numerous minoins with his [[Bowser's Employment Benefits\|employment]] and [[Bowser's Unemployment Benefits\|unemployment benefits]]. Bowser also has a habit of yelling catch phrases at [[Bowser Jr.]], whom can't make a lick of sense from it.
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-	~~== Quotes ==~~
-	*"Chug and Plug, son, Chug and Plug"
-	*"Woah! A Dinosaur!"
-	*"Ugh...that was some bad driving"
-	*"I'm coming for you, D.K."
-	*"Your too nerdy, Kamek."
-	*"NO~!"
-	*"Luigi, you seabiscuit!"
-	*"Doh!"

Chao: -shrug-

2011-08-15T10:24:47Z

-shrug-

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	'''Bowser''', not to be confused with [[hddb:Jonathan Bowers\|Bowers]] or [[browser]]s and also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.		'''Bowser''', not to be confused with [[hddb:Jonathan Bowers\|Bowers]] or [[browser]]s and also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.

Keiji at 16:10, 27 May 2011

2011-05-27T16:10:01Z

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-	'''Bowser''', also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.	+	'''Bowser''', not to be confused with [[hddb:Jonathan Bowers\|Bowers]] or [[browser]]s and also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.

	He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like shit, however.		He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like shit, however.

KasaneTeto at 10:12, 26 May 2011

2011-05-26T10:12:59Z

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-	'''Bowser''', also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.	+	'''Bowser''', also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[ox]]-[[turtle]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.

	He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like shit, however.		He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like shit, however.

KasaneTeto: /* Quotes */

2011-05-26T10:11:24Z

Quotes

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Keiji at 16:40, 13 February 2011

2011-02-13T16:40:44Z

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Keiji at 16:40, 13 February 2011

2011-02-13T16:40:20Z

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	'''Bowser''', also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.		'''Bowser''', also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.
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Keiji: Automatically converted v1.5 gallery to v1.6 filebox

2011-02-12T15:00:00Z

Automatically converted v1.5 gallery to v1.6 filebox

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Keiji: rewrite

2010-05-20T23:27:57Z

rewrite

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-	'''Bowser''', also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]] ~~(obviously~~ he just wants a [[~~quick fuck~~]]), ~~even writing a~~ [[~~Big fat Ho\|"song"~~]] ~~"for" her~~. On occasion he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes~~. He has at his disposal a variety of evil minions collectively known as [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. These include [[Kamek]], [[Bill Koopa]] and other Mario villains.~~	+	'''Bowser''', also known as '''King Koopa''', is the [[power hungry]] [[main villain]] of the [[Mario series]]. He constantly aspires to [[kidnap]] and [[marry]] [[Princess Peach]], though he obviously just wants to rape her (and have her take care of his bratty kids). He hates [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with a burning passion. On occasion, however, he has [[allied]] with [[Mario]], but usually just for his own purposes.
-	~~It also includes minor enemies, such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, and many more. Bowser has 8 children collectively known as the [[Koopalings]], whom also serve in his army~~.	+

-	~~== Personality ==~~	+	He has at his disposal what has been collectively dubbed [[Bowser's Army]] to do his evil bidding. The army includes [[Kamek]], his children the [[Koopalings]], and a variety of [[mook]]s such as [[Koopa Troopa]]s, [[Goomba]]s, [[Hammer Bro]]s, etc. Bowser tends to treat his kids, and most of his minions like shit, however.
-	~~Bowser is somewhat of a~~ [[~~pervert~~]]~~ed, [[power hungy]] [[bastard]]. As mentioned above he is constantly trying~~ to ~~marry Peach and usurp the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] from beneath her feet, but he only wants a [[ho]] to "smack around a~~ do~~-dee-do". He also probably wants a wife so he can have someone else take care of~~ his ~~bratty kids~~. ~~He hates~~ [[~~Mario~~]], [[~~Luigi~~]], and ~~the rest of the [[Mario gang]] with~~ a ~~burning passion. Bowser however, has shown a softer side, but this is usually [[out~~ of ~~character]] and lasts for only a moment. He is extremely~~ [[~~sexist~~]], as ~~evidenced by his reasons for wanting Peach. Bowser also believes in~~ [[~~polygamy~~]], ~~mentioning about~~ [[~~9001~~]] ~~other ex-~~[[~~girlfriends~~]], ~~such as Luanda~~. Bowser ~~also treats Kamek,~~ his kids, and most of his minions like [[shit]]. Bowser's [[intelligence]] is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's ~~[[crossdress]]ing~~ antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of [[Toad]] and [[Toadette]]. Bowser also has a mold-green colored [[Honeycoupe]] that he drives around in [[Mario Kart GP]]s and other driving related events.	+
		+	Bowser's intelligence is always questionable, as he is tricked by Luigi's crossdressing antics, but he sometimes seems to be one step ahead of [[Toad]] and [[Toadette]]. Bowser also has a mold-green colored [[Honeycoupe]] that he drives around in [[Mario Kart GP]]s and other driving related events.

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	Bowser usually also shows up to push around the competition in the Mario Kart GPs, but he'd usually rather battle [[Rosalina]] than race against the others. So far, Bowser and Rosalina seem to be tied, but the stale mate will eventually be broken. Bowser is also often bailing [[Petey Piranah]] and [[King Boo]] out of trouble. Bowser has also ripped off numerous minoins with his [[Bowser's Employment Benefits\|employment]] and [[Bowser's Unemployment Benefits\|unemployment benefits]]. Bowser also has a habit of yelling catch phrases at [[Bowser Jr.]], whom can't make a lick of sense from it.		Bowser usually also shows up to push around the competition in the Mario Kart GPs, but he'd usually rather battle [[Rosalina]] than race against the others. So far, Bowser and Rosalina seem to be tied, but the stale mate will eventually be broken. Bowser is also often bailing [[Petey Piranah]] and [[King Boo]] out of trouble. Bowser has also ripped off numerous minoins with his [[Bowser's Employment Benefits\|employment]] and [[Bowser's Unemployment Benefits\|unemployment benefits]]. Bowser also has a habit of yelling catch phrases at [[Bowser Jr.]], whom can't make a lick of sense from it.
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-	~~=== [[Super Smash Bros.]] ===~~
-	In Smash Bros., Bowser's role to often [[rape]] the [[lesbian]] [[Samus Aran]]. Other than eating the sinister [[Jigglypuff]], and then promptly [[regurgitation\|regurgitating]] her, he has had no other major role besides occasionally being heroic.

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	*"NO~!"		*"NO~!"
-	*"Oh, I wish the Princess was my [[Big fat Ho]]..."
	*"Luigi, you seabiscuit!"		*"Luigi, you seabiscuit!"

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